Chapter 8 – If You Have Sex, You Get Compliments (2) (Modified)

‘A disgusting bastard.’

The bastard who came to eat me was so arrogant.

Regardless of whether or not you look at it, Kim Do-jung is the one who tried to make me into medicine if my authority was high in the first place.

He would certainly take revenge later, but he had no desire to lose even now.

“So, how are you planning to surprise me with your abilities?”

Kim Do-jung asked arrogantly.

“I will cure the Grand Mage’s chronic disease.”
“Party?Haha! A disease in this body that ranks second in the hero ranking? Are you kidding me now? Even if I drink the poison right now, I won’t get sick.”
“Hey, let’s check it out first.”

I already see this guy’s status screen and know he has arthritis.
I don’t know, but I don’t want to reveal my weakness.
Villains all over the world. No, even the heroes wouldn’t spare a thousand gold if it was his weakness.

I held Kim Do-jung’s wrist and pretended to take his pulse.

How to diagnose arthritis by pulse?
In the first place, I did not become a healing magician because I had medical knowledge.
He became a healing magician because he was a medical authority.
It didn’t matter.

“Hmm.”

-[Eye of Truth] Is activated.

A red circle can be seen on Kim Do-jung’s right knee.

The other joints were fine, but it was unnatural that only this place had a dark red mark.

A black scar appeared in the center of the red circle.

– – –
Statue of Empress Antarian
A wound inflicted by Empress Antarian’s poison.
Ordinary people will die if even one drop touches the body as blood.
– – –

Right.

If the No. 2 hero suffered from arthritis, it would not be because of his age.
On the contrary, to have such a huge wound and suffer only from arthritis.
Again, the strong were the strong.

“I see some kind of poison injury. Do you have chronic inflammation? It looks like a lot of poison.”
“Sir, can you see that in your eyes?”
“Yes. I can see very clearly.”

His eyes trembled

“It’s an injury that no one in charge of healing has been able to find, let alone treat. Certainly, people in the same neighborhood are different.”
Haha, is that so?”
“But that’s not enough.”
“Yes?”
“Try treatment.”
“Hmm, I think I’m at a loss.”
“That’s over a billion dollars.”
“This is an inflammation that only I can cure.”

Aww

Kim Do-jung grinded his teeth.

The more he broke down, the better I felt.

“Well, since you’re a bit of a trendsetter, I’ll serve you. However, I am also in trouble.”
“What?”
“As I just said, my authority takes a lot of energy to activate once. That is my life force.”
“What? Vitality? Okay. Then it makes sense. It’s a medical technique that burns one’s own lifespan. That’s amazing.Haha, I apologize for calling you trash. I can see why you were so hesitant.”

-【Eye of Truth】 dazzles the 【Eye of the Sage】.

In the meantime, to check whether my words are true or not with the eyes of a sage.

He couldn’t have been a really dodgy guy.

After confirming that my words were true, the guy let out a sad sigh.

“Grunt… , First of all, my current power is weak, so I can’t completely cure it.”
“Yes, I guess. I haven’t been here for a few days.”
“So let me relieve your arthritis. No matter how you look at it, it’s not at the level I’m going to touch.”
“Large, yes. Actually, it’s between us. This is a wound given to me by the Emperor of the Antarians who live in the North Pole. At that time, a lot of world heroes died.”

He said as if he was proud of his scars.

“Wow! Incredible. It must be a very strong opponent. How dare you injure the archmage-nim’s body.”
“Quack, yes. Thanks to that, he lost an arm.”

The guy smiled brightly at my flattery.

“Okay then, I will treat you. Please prepare the heart of the troll lord.”

“Huh! Curing the Antarian poison won’t be so easy. Get your tongue ready!”

I put my hand on his lap.

‘Use S Point. It cures arthritis.’

-Requires 350 S points.

I currently have 250 points.

Kim Do-jung would like it if only part of it was removed.

These were the points I had just earned by completing several achievements while having a threesome in the bathroom.

-[Eye of Truth] Is activated.

– Opponents have tremendous repulsive power.

Hmm, Kim Do-jung was a top-tier hero.

Usually, when you become that strong, your body is so strong that even if you try to perform medical procedures, it is impossible.

Even if you stab yourself with a scalpel, it won’t go in, and your magic resistance is too high, so you won’t be able to use power or magic well.

“As I said before placing the bet, please follow my guidance. First of all, you must accept my power as much as possible into your body.”

“Okay.”
“The resistance is too strong, so my power is not working.”
“Heh heh, don’t worry as much as you can. Please focus on treatment.”

It was Kim Do-jung who wanted to be freed from the dreaded arthritis.

It was quite amusing for this proud old woman to ask me out.

Hmm, how about approaching the problem in a different way?

Absolute authority consumes a lot of S-points if you just use it.

It’s to the point where it’s hard to get it all with sex.

However, I was able to save a lot of S points by using a little trick.

‘Change Kim Do-jung’s arthritis to growth type.’

“Hoo!”

Arthritis would have weakened slightly.

Hehe, I like it.’

I touched Kim Do-jung’s knee with my hand.

‘It changes in a way that spreads throughout his body over twenty years. But at first, I started with a correspondingly feeble force.’

-120 S points.

It was definitely poisonous.

Even after putting in an absurd period of twenty years, this is what it looks like.

Now I’m greedy.

It was my greed to spend as little S-points as possible on this guy who tried to eat me and ignored me as a garbage recovery magician.

In addition, I was given the opportunity to take revenge with my own hands.

You can’t just miss this opportunity!

‘Add a completely harmless condition to an ordinary person. However, adding a very lethal option only for the elderly, especially the very elderly who have lived over 200 years of age.’

-90 S points.

Let’s put useless restrictions one by one.

‘It responds effectively to mana. Instead, it is ‘absolutely’ harmless to those who cannot use magic.’

-30 S-points required.

Heck, because the option called ‘absolute’ was attached to the unfavorable side, the S-points decreased drastically.

If, later, the doctor sees the inflammation spreading all over Kim Do-jung’s body, he’ll go mad.

– The great mage caught a disease that was deadly only to the elderly and wizards, and worse than a common cold.

Are you trying to say this? Cheek.

If it wasn’t a disease that spread over decades, it would have required a lot of S-points because it was so deadly poison.

‘Lastly, I’ll put in a very vicious option for revenge.’

-I only feel pain when I sleep. Added options.
-Requires 75 S points.

Hmm, rather points increased.
It’s ambiguous, but it seems like it’s because the disease was upgraded, not downgraded.

However, 75 points was not a big deal to screw Kim Do-jung.

It was an amount that could earn more points by having sex on the street a few times.

“Execution.”

Whoa!

A beautiful golden light burned in my hand.

“Oh, that’s a beautiful effect.”

What the effect is, this is my real aura color. Idiot.

Treatment (?) Is complete.

“Ho! It’s really all right! It doesn’t hurt at all!”

He got up and moved his knees for joy.

Haha, no. It just stopped moving for a moment. It must be a huge poison. It was all I could do to delay this much.”
“Is it that serious? It wouldn’t have been…”

Kim Do-jung’s eyes burned.
His eyes were full of doubt.
He looked back and forth between his wounds and me with his sage eyes.

-【Eye of Truth】 dazzles the 【Eye of the Sage】.

“Hmm, that’s definitely relieved.”

Heck, he would never have dreamed that the wise man’s eyes, which had been telling only the truth for two hundred years, would rather stab him in the back.

Even if there was something wrong with the wound later, it was enough to just answer that I didn’t know.

After all, that guy will try to judge the truth of my words with the eyes of a wise man.

I should be able to say that it was you who raised the disease with an excuse like this in moderation.

It was Kim Do-jeong who absolutely believed in the words of the wise man’s eyes for over 200 years.

If I deceive the eyes of the wise, he will be fooled.

‘Just look at it in ten years. The pain in my knee is gradual, the inflammation spreads through my leg, and I won’t be able to sleep at night.’

It would be nice if he had his legs cut off by then, but since he was a proud hero, the chances of that happening were low.

Then the infection may spread throughout the body.

After all, in ten years or so, I will be strong enough to take revenge on this guy myself.

“Thank you! Thank you so much! I’ll send you the heart of a troll lord right now!”

‘Hehe, you stupid bastard.’

“I’m sorry, but could you lend me some money? Because I came here and I’m broke.”

“Cancer! I’ll send you the heart of the troll lord and make it through bank transfer. I’ll let you go so you won’t be disappointed. I’m Dojeong Kim! It’s okay not to pay it back.”

Caught a very good catch.

Well, since Go Level, who didn’t know what pain was, was suffering from chronic inflammation every day, the boredom must have been great.

Then my girls came back.

The doctor and Han Jo-hyun sat next to me with flushed faces.

“Shall we go for the second time?”
“The pub in front of me is fine.”

The party liked the words of the doctor and Johyun.

“Keum, I have urgent business, so I wake up first.”

When Kim Do-jung’s arthritis disappeared, she looked like she had nothing to do here anymore.

No, in the first place, it must have come here out of courtesy toward the people of the same town.

“It was an honor to be with you.”
“Heh heh heh, thank you so much. Thank you so much! You are my benefactor!”

‘I’m slightly sorry for this.’

He held my hand warmly.

“I’ll send you the heart of a troll lord soon.”
“Thank you.”
“It’s because you won the bet.Haha. Never burden yourself I’ll give you money too. A man must have money!”

Anyone who sees him will know that he is a very kind and benevolent grandfather.
The topic that came to eat me.
I think he might be the worst hero ever.

“Do you know what just happened?”
“It was a blast! Well, Mr. Seonghun…”

The doctor’s assistants and Kang Han-na did what just happened to the doctor and Han Jo-hyun.

“Wow, Mr. Seonghun, your guts are no joke. I would never have done that.”
“Seonghun-ssi, it seems like you were born as a martial artist with your heart. I guess I have a strong heart.”

I looked at Han Jo-hyun’s chest.

“Johyun is the one who has a natural heart.”

The tension that passed the risk of death finally disappeared.

I really need to make some rice cakes tonight.