Chapter 125 – Accident (1)

Do-jin, who hunted the Minotaur and came out with the monster ingredients, immediately put the ingredients into the magic backpack.

A special pouch that preserves the freshness of items. If it is in this bag, even if the monster dies, the ingredients it brought will not disappear.

‘How the hell did he make something like this?’

As befits a different world where magic has developed, things that are superior to Earth are often found. Although there were refrigerators on Earth that could preserve freshness, there was no way to completely preserve freshness.

Even after rapid freezing and vacuum packaging, the freshness decreases little by little.

By comparison, what about this magic bag? If you had enough magic power, you could keep it fresh anytime, anywhere.

In a different world without a refrigerator, the reason why you can eat fish, even though it is expensive, is because of these magic tools.

However, Dojin could not cook and eat the testicles right away.
The testicles were a special ingredient, and it takes a special cook to cook a special ingredient.

Fortunately, I didn’t have to find such a chef by selling myself. There was a tail wagging group in this city to impress him.

“Do-jin. The cook you asked for is here.”

Do-jin, who visited the guild, asked them to find a cook who could make health food using cow testicles, more precisely minotaur testicles.

Testicles are an obvious ingredient to anyone, so Peon realized why he was asking such a favor, blushed and went inside cautiously.

Perhaps because of the guild’s database, she returned shortly after and showed Dojin a list of chefs and started recommending them.

“First of all, there are 34 people in the city who have monster cooking licenses.”

“It’s more than you think.”

“Yes. If you count the number of people running a restaurant there, it will be reduced to 20 people. Oh, I personally recommend this house.”

Pion said so and she recommended a store she frequents. The house was a house that Dojin also knew.

It was a house I often visited when I was a poor adventurer without money in the early days of falling into another world. It was delicious, but do we really need a reason to recommend it?

“Isn’t a restaurant like this better than that?”

“Tsk tsk tsk, I don’t know. Dojin-nim, how do I improve my sword skills?”

“That’s why you should write a lot.”

“Similarly, what if you improve your cooking skills?”

“Should I try a lot?”

“Yes. The owner of this restaurant is a person who serves food at a low price because he wants to see many people eating delicious food? Of course, you are sure of your skills!”

“Does such a person take orders?”

“Hehe, actually, I’m a regular there. As long as you prepare the ingredients, I can do anything for you.”

Then hey, after Dojin decided to go there, she left a comment saying thank you for recommending it.

Hearing that, Fion swallowed her saliva and let out a sigh of envy at her.

“Hey, I’m really envious…… I want to go there too… I still have a few hours left before work…… If you go after work, it’s full of people and there’s no place to sit…….”

“Shall we go together?”

“…… Yes?”

“Come with me.”

“Ahaha, thank you for the invitation, but…….”

Work wasn’t a place to play. If you can leave if you want to leave, why would you pay a salary? They sold their time, freedom and labor.

However, Dojin was one of the VIPs who could change the rules.

“Before, psychological counseling. She said she had that qualification as well.”

“Yes, it was…… ?”

“Then let’s talk while eating with me. Because I have a lot of trouble these days. It will take longer, even saying that I will be leaving work.”

“…… Are you serious?”

“Even so.”

“Now, wait a minute! Guild leader!”

Hearing that, Peon didn’t know if this was an opportunity or a special VIP service, but he headed straight to the guild leader’s room inside.

She returned with a smile and stood up in her seat, grabbing her coat her.

“Come on, let’s go!”

Watching her go ahead of herself, she cautiously followed her.

* * *

“Chief~! I’m here!”

“Long time no see? What are you doing at this time? Did you quit?”

“I’m crazy, so I’ll give you an iron rice bowl…… Is it a business trip?”

“It’s a business trip. Is it work to hang out with your lover?”

“Oh, I’m a lover!”

Pion said that and looked back at Dojin. She had long been a good man, enough to overflow with a lover. Seeing how I took care of my stamina like today, it seemed that the night wasn’t too bad.

However, there was a huge wall between the two. It was impossible for mere guild members to covet high-level adventurers.

I wonder if the other side reached out first, there were a lot of rules for the guild members to follow.

Pion gave up and introduced Dojin to the president.

“Okay, I brought a guest.”
“Hello. I’ve been here a few times…….”
“Well… Oh, that guest at that time. I remember.”
“I heard they take special orders here.”

Saying that, Do-jin took out a magic pouch from his chest.
Seeing this, the boss opened his eyes wide for a moment, then closed them.
It was a preservation magic bag, a magic tool more expensive than the price of one or two words.

“Guest……Were you noble?”

“Yes?”

“Why would an adventurer who comes here carry such an expensive thing? It’s all just nobles who try to have adventures as a joke.”

After hearing the president’s reasoning, Pion laughed and pointed at Dojin and said.

“Boss, this is our guild’s ace, level 3 adventurer Dojin!”

“…… Level 3?”

At those words, the president began to reminisce about him. He also talked about cutting the throat of a monster in the past, and that he started cooking after getting hit by a bow on his knee.

Do-jin, thinking that he would not be able to eat the dish if he went on like this, immediately turned his pocket inside out. Seeing the large ball sticking out of it, the president was frightened and backed away slightly.

“What is this?”

“These are the testicles of a Minotaur.”

“They aren’t that big, are they?”

“It’s a dungeon mountain.”

“Then it’s great.”

Traditionally, just adding the name Dungeon Mountain would make anything dramatic and unrealistic.

Hearing that the president was also from Dungeon, he was convinced by the size and pulsation of his testicles.

“Hmm, I’ve never touched a dungeon mountain before.”

“All testicles must be the same.”

“Hey, are you underestimating cooking?”

At that, the president gave a slight resentment and began to show off his craftsmanship. Depending on the size and quality of the ingredients, the cooking method is different, and the resulting taste is also called Cheonyangjicha.

“I don’t put anything tasteless on the table. As a professional, this is natural.”

“…… So, are you going to give up cooking?”

“But refusing a hungry customer… It’s not a cook’s job.”

He tied the hood tight and took the testicles.

“Anything you can’t eat?”
“There is not.”
“What about the young lady?”
“Ah, me too.”
“…… Are you okay?”
“Yes I’m okay.”
“Okay. Heh, he said he wasn’t a lover…….”

The boss grumbled and started cooking right away.
It was a small shop, so I could see the food cooking very well, but I took my mind off it and talked about it in case it bothered me.

“Um…… ! I never thought the day would come when I would be off work at this hour…!”

“Looks good.”

“Absolutely! Where can I find a job that is as good as this?”

She ordered a drink from the owner, saying that now that this has happened, she needs to drink too. Soon after, alcohol arrived before snacks, and after seeing alcohol for the first time in a few weeks, Pion looked at the glass with her mouth watering.

“Hehe, it’s alcohol….”
“…… Do you like to drink?”
“No? Still, alcohol is the laundry of life, so you should drink it often.”

Pion said that and immediately brought the drink to his mouth her, but when he realized that Dojin was in front of him, he immediately turned the glass around.

“I almost made a mistake. Jam!”
“…… Braided.”

After encountering a glass of alcohol, Pion immediately drank the beer.
Gulp, gulp, the throat is loud and she sucks up the alcohol.
Do-jin, who was watching the scene, also takes a drink.

“Puha! Whoops, boss! One more drink!”
“Can I eat like that at this time?”
“I’m leaving work right away, right? One more drink!”

The boss heard her words of her and brought her drinks and snacks. Should I say steamed testicles of a Minotaur with well-cooked testicles?

“It is done. Oh, the size is a little big, so I left it, what should I do with this?”
“You may have it.”
“…… No specifications.”

The boss said so and went back to his place her. He started taking the remaining testicles somewhere.

In the meantime, Dojin and Pion started to pay attention to cooking.

“This… How should I eat?”
“Wouldn’t it be okay if I took a bite of it?”
“It must be hot…….”

Since the testicles were the size of a fairly large potato, it was very difficult to bite into them in one bite.

Peon carefully picked up the testicle with a fork and put it straight into his mouth to keep the contents from leaking out.

Her contents her began to flow without even half of her going in, and she spat out her testicles in her sack feeling the heat.

“Oh, t-! Hee hee!”

As if her tongue her had been burned, Fion let out a stupid sound and dipped it in the beer.

As she dipped her tongue in her cold beer, the tingling carbonation irritated her tongue, making it even more sore.

Seeing her like that, Do-jin burst out laughing at her.

“Are you kidding me?”

“Yeah, that’s funny.”

Do-jin, who burst out laughing at her, immediately reached out and grabbed her tongue sticking out of her beret.

Startled, Pion hurriedly pulled out her tongue and stepped back from her.

“What, what are you doing!?”

“Yes? No, because I was hurt……”

Only then did Do-jin realize that he treated her as if he were her own woman. She was fiddling with the tongue of an extramarital woman, and if she was in the original world, she had nothing to say even if she was caught for molestation.

Luckily she didn’t get up from her seat her screaming…… There was silence at her drinking party her.

Sipping, Fion realized that the pain in his tongue, which had been burned by involuntarily drinking, had disappeared.

“…… Did you help me?”
“Well. Well, I just happen to have that ability.”
“Skill… Are you?”
“It’s not a skill, but something similar.”

Pion remembered the first time Dojin came to the guild.
The day when several skill holders suddenly appeared.
From then on, Dojin was strongly imprinted in Pion’s head.

Since every skill holder has become a high-level adventurer, I wonder if he thought the same would be true.

At that time, I couldn’t confirm what Do-jin’s ability was, but since he was with the others, I realized that it wasn’t strange if he had at least one special ability.

‘Do you have the ability to heal others…… It’s a kind ability.’

Peon warned me not to do that next time, and he drank. For some reason, the alcohol got drunk.

“Now, as an apology. Please buy this.”
“…… Aren’t you drunk?”
“Yes, is that right?”
“Wouldn’t it be better to stop drinking… ?”
“Ahaha! It’s okay! Because I drink well! Will you buy it for me?”
“Okay.”
“Okay, boss! Here—!”

She said and ordered her drink. She also ordered snacks.
Maybe it’s because it’s been a long time since I’ve had a drink, so it went well.
Thanks to her, she didn’t even know she was drunk and she drank.

“Uh, uh… Because it’s okay…… Would you like more…….”
“…… Have to go back Where is your house?”

Eventually, she got drunk and fell out.

* * *

Awake to the chirping of birds and the dazzling morning light, she awoke clutching her trembling head.

“Ugh…… Where am I…….”

Slowly, the blanket that was draped over her body her came down.
She hesitated for a moment when she saw her naked body her, then quickly grasped the situation.

“…… I had an accident.”