Chapter 463 – Outbound Earth (4)

A woman and a man with nine tails walk inside the Blue House, guided by bodyguards.

To those who don’t know, it might look like guiding guests, but in fact, it’s not. There is no such thing as a nine-tailed VIP. In the first place, it is questionable whether he is human or not.

“What is that?”

The security office, which confirmed Cheonhwa and Dojin through CCTV, started to go crazy. Today is the day of an informal meeting with the President of the United States.

If there are intruders on such a day, it doesn’t end with one or two heads being blown off. The job of many people, including the head of the bodyguard, will probably be lost…….

“Hurry up and press the emergency bell—I evacuated from His Excellency—!”

And—the moment they made up their mind, their eyes met Chun-hwa through the CCTV screen.

Making eye contact with someone over the CCTV is absurd, but somehow it was possible.

Those who made eye contact with the nine-tailed fox stopped and stared blankly at the screen. The bodyguards, who seemed strange to see the guards stopped, hesitated when they saw the heavenly flower on the other side of the screen.

[Be quiet, my dears.]

Cheonhwa murmured and went straight to the conference room where the meeting was taking place. It was a well-known fact that the fascination of the nine-tailed fox could not be stopped beyond the screen.

If that were possible, the inhabitants of the fantasy world would have been able to avoid the enchantment of the heavens by wearing thick glasses.

In reality, this was not the case, and just as the soldiers in the low-level fantasy world couldn’t escape the charm of Heaven – the Earth’s bodyguards couldn’t escape the charm either.

In the end, no one could stop the two of them.

* * *

“Nice to meet you. Mr. President.”
“Me too.”

The President held an informal meeting with the President of the United States. An important meeting to decide the future of Korea.

There was only a mountain of materials prepared for today, and the budget promised in advance to make this summit a success was in the hundreds of billions.

Now, in a situation where only the president of the United States needs to be roasted, someone slammed the door and came in.

Kwaaang-!

“Excuse me—!”

The moment Do-jin kicks in the conference room door, the bodyguards standing around the president quickly aim their bags at them.

Dojin didn’t know, but it was a submachine gun disguised as a bag. Even if he’s wearing a body armor, he’s armed to the point where his entire body is in his tatters.

However, the bodyguards who were aiming at the bag hesitated when they saw Dojin holding nothing and nine tails wagging behind him.

“What the—!?”
“…… What about you?”

While the two presidents showed extremely different reactions, Do-jin smiled and started introducing himself.

“Were you in a meeting? Excuse me. I came because I have something I want to ask the President for in particular.”

“…… Ask me for a favor?”

“Yes. If you are in the middle of an urgent meeting, you can do it later. Oh, before that.”

Dojin lightly swung and raised his hand. Then, all the bags with guns held by the bodyguards are taken to him.

Basic telekinesis magic. Do-jin’s magic skills weren’t that great, but they were quite enough to play with earthlings who had no magical powers.

The moment the gun is taken away, the two presidents stand up in amazement. It would be a natural reaction since the weapon was taken away.

“Wait, how…… No, more than that. Do you think you’ll be okay after doing something like this!?”

“It’s not manners to point a gun at someone and talk, so I just took it away, right? Or should I give it back?”

Dojin said that and lifted the bag. The president swallowed his saliva for a moment, then nodded.

Looking at Do-jin, who was about to hand over the bag, I was about to breathe a sigh of relief, saying that he did not seem to have come with a bad heart, but Do-jin pointed his gun at my head.

And he pulled the trigger.

Tadadadadang—!

Fifteen bullets hit Dojin’s temples, and Dojin put down the bag and stroked my temples.

“Bitter—I’m getting fat.”

There was not a single scratch on the temple he was stroking. Looking at the scene, the president and the US president looked at Dojin as if they were absurd.

“Yu, yu superhero?”
“What is he saying now… Please translate for me.”
“That, that—you’re a psychic…….”
“Super power? It’s not like that…… It’s just an ordinary miss.”

Dojin said that and sat down on the chair in front of me. The two of them couldn’t even think of stopping it because it looked so natural.

“President, are you the head of state?”
“That, yes. In wartime, the head of state…….”
“Then, it would be simple to give military exemption, right?”
“Exemption…? No, now you can’t…….”
“Yes, that’s right.”

Faced with the president who looked at him as if it were absurd, Dojin smiled.

“Please excuse me.”

Looking at Do-jin, who made this fuss to get only one exemption, the president began to think about what to explain to the US president.

The US president also interpreted and listened to what Dojin said, and then spat out a laugh.

Apparently today’s informal meeting was going to be a bit long.

* * *

On the way home, Do-jin immediately called Deok-gu.

[Uh, why!? Ah, why would you go in there, you crazy jungle bastard!]

“Are you playing a game?”

[No, no, it’s okay. What’s going on?]

“I’ll just keep things simple and hang up. We are exempt.”

[Uh, …… What? Exemption? No you, what the hell are you doing–]

Before Deokgu could speak, Dojin hung up the phone. Being exempted wasn’t that important anyway.

Dojin looked around in search of Cheonhwa, who had disappeared from his surroundings. She was standing in front of a store and looking at it blankly, and it was cute because she looked like a country girl new to civilization.

The moment she tried to approach Cheonhwa by slightly raising the corner of her mouth, there were men who approached Cheonhwa faster than Dojin.

“There…… I like her that way, but could you give me her number of her…….”
“…… Number? What is it?”
“Yes? Don’t you have a phone number?”
“There is no such thing.”
“Eh, the way to say no is too old-fashioned. Who doesn’t have a smartphone these days…….”

The men were peeping at Cheon-hwa’s chest bone that was revealed subtly, but it was a very explicit gaze even from Do-jin watching her from behind, so Do-jin quickly approached Cheon-hwa and put a shoulder strap on Cheon-hwa .

“Cheonhwa, what are you doing here?”
“I was browsing the store,” She said. And a little talk with these people…”
“Oh, do you have a boyfriend? Then speak quickly….”

The men looked at Do-jin’s strong body and face his, and then sneaked away. Did she not have the confidence to fight Dojin and Cheonhwa, or did she just get scared and run away…….

Watching the men disappearing far away, Chun-hwa glanced at Do-jin.

“Dojin, what is a smartphone?”
“The one I was holding earlier.”
“Doesn’t the people of this Earth carry it all with them?”
“Right?”

Cheonhwa said, “Hmm—” And said while looking at Dojin.

“Then I want one too. Be prepared.”
“…… You? What are you going to do with it?”
“If you want something, you get it. Because that’s how a prisoner lives.”

At those words, Dojin looked at Cheonhwa as if it were absurd. If I go back to another world anyway, radio waves won’t explode, so what are you going to do…….

However, what did you do if you didn’t buy that smartphone, how much did you do? Do-jin promised to buy it later and went home.

The moment he arrived home, Dohun, who was sharpening his sword in the yard, stiffened as he looked at Cheonhwa.

“…… Son, who is that wife?”
“I told you. Married.”
“That was real…….”

Seeing Dohun lowering his head in disbelief, Cheonhwa began to look at Dojin and Dohun alternately as if it were interesting.

“You two look alike.”

“Not that much alike.”
“…… Yes, she said daughter-in-law. What is your name of her?”

“Oh, you are cheeky. Even though I’m his wife, does n’t that mean you can talk to me?”

“…… Son, what do you mean by that?”

“Um…… Heaven is a nine-tailed fox. He will be hundreds of years old this year.”

“Heh heh, really. When she first heard it, she thought it was all bullshit…….”

Sneaking—Dohun opened his mouth as he saw the tail wagging behind Chunhwa.

“Looking at that tail, you can’t even call it a lie.”

“…… Can you see the tail?”

“Can’t you see? It looks fine.”

At that, Dojin turned his head slightly and looked behind Chunhwa’s butt her. A tail hidden by her sorcery her. I couldn’t even see Dojin’s eyes, but what the hell…….

When asked about this, Dohun muttered as if it was nothing.

“I can see something swaying around her. If you calculate the movement of the air back, you can see that there is something like a tail there.”

“…… Do-jin, that human. Are you human?”
“…… I’m starting to get suspicious too.”

Do-hoon was a genius. Does he figure out that he has a tail with just a few shimmers of air?

Indeed, upon hearing that, I felt something swaying around Chun-hwa’s buttocks of her.

…… The report was so weak that I couldn’t even notice it.

“Anyway, come on. Daughter-in-law.”
“Are you treating me like a child? Cheeky—”

Seeing the two people bickering, Do-jin just rushed into his room.