Chapter 33 – That’s Right. I’m in Here Now

I brought the black eyepatch in my hand to Aricia’s face.

The area of ​​the eye patch was rather large, and since Aricia’s face was so small, it covered almost everything except for the area around her mouth.

If an opening device is attached here, it will be more difficult to recognize the face. It also has the effect of being unable to speak. It would be hard to tell them apart just by the sound of moaning.

That would be enough, but I also packed a white, translucent, see-through mini curtain just in case. If you use this as a screen, Allen will never recognize Aricia. She later thought it might be a good idea to put a canopy over the bed.

The preparations should be enough.

After that, I looked around and finished shopping for female masturbation equipment. It was spectacle to see the man at the cash register staring back and forth between me and Aricia as if he was envious.

“I bought everything I could buy with this… Since it’s such a long time ago, shall we go out for a meal?”
“Yes.”

It’s still early for lunch, but I skipped breakfast and I was hungry.

“Wait. But can elves eat what humans eat?”
“Uh… I don’t know. I’ve never eaten…”

Come to think of it, Rosamia had mentioned it before. You can eat human food, but it’s not suitable for your body.

I don’t know exactly what you mean by not fitting well…

What, should I eat and die? You can eat it lightly, mainly with a salad.

I took Aricia and headed to a nearby homemade pasta shop.

It is one of the restaurants in the area, and the pasta is delicious, but the salad bar is very good. Since they were fresh vegetables and fruits, they would suit the elf’s appetite.

Soon I entered the store with Aricia.

“Welcome.”

It just opened, so there were no customers other than us. When I sat down in the corner, the waitress came with a menu board. I skillfully ordered the signature pasta and salad bar.

The salad bar was self-serve, so I got up right away.

“Sit down and wait. I’ll bring you something you can eat.”
“Yes. Thank you, Sunwoo.”

Pick up a plate from the salad bar and place the vegetables and fruits appropriately. I didn’t know which food was right for Aricia, so I decided to try all kinds of food little by little. The sauce may not fit your body, so I put it in a dedicated container.

It was time to bring Arisia’s share of the plate first and then to serve mine.

“Welcome.”

Other guests came in.

“Huh? That’s…”

I inadvertently turned my gaze, but the appearance of the new guests was not unusual. There were two young men still in their twenties, one holding a smartphone gimbal and the other holding a camcorder and filming the man.

Are you Nituber?

The man holding the gimbal settled down, talking softly to the smartphone camera. The man who appeared to be the manager asked for the employee’s understanding and installed the camcorder on the table. It was a little far from us, and judging from the angle of the camera, it seemed like there was no way this side would be taken.

It looks like you’re trying to do live and green at the same time. I seemed to know roughly.

Judging by his appearance, he looks like a mukbang nituber, but I don’t know if he’s famous. I’m not really interested in food.

Still, seeing how good he is at setting up broadcasts, he doesn’t seem to be a idiot like me.

Well, it has nothing to do with me.

After I finished my portion of salad, I returned to the table. Aricia hadn’t even touched the food yet.

“What are you doing not eating?”
“Ah, I was waiting for Sunwoo to come.”
“You needless attention… Eat it quickly.”
“Yes!”

Alicia responded briskly and reached for her salad.

“For a moment.”
“Yes?”
“Don’t eat with your hands, use a fork.”
“Fork?”
“Phew. I’ll show you, follow me.”

Well, this isn’t even a caveman.

Well, come to think of it, she didn’t even use tableware when she had breakfast at Rosa Mia’s house. Was it possible that Rosamia, who knew the culture of humans, was considerate enough to cut the fruits so that they were easy to eat when she gave them to me?

When I showed her eating the salad with a fork, Aricia copied me.

“How does it taste? Is it worth eating?”
“Mum mum…”
“Why no answer?”
“…”

Aricia chewed and gulped her salad a few times, then she suddenly lowered her head.

What? Could there be something wrong?

“Arisia…! Are you okay?”
“Mind…”
“Mind?”

Concerned, as I approached, Aricia suddenly raised her head again and exclaimed:

“It is delicious!”
“…”
“Impossible… How could such delicious food exist? I can’t believe it!”
“…It’s noisy, so don’t make a fuss and just eat quietly.”
“Yes! Mumble…”

Aricia started to eat the salad in a hurry again. I was a fool for worrying.

I’m glad it’s still delicious. Looking at it, there doesn’t seem to be anything special about it. I don’t know what tastes like raw vegetables without sauce.

Afterwards, pasta came out and I tried eating it too, but it seemed that this was not Aricia’s taste. So was the sauce. Are all processed foods out? If you’re an elf, you’re an elf.

While having a meal with Aricia, I felt a strange gaze. Just in case, sure enough, the mukbang N-tuber who had just entered was staring blankly at me.

When her eyes met, he stood up with a stern expression as if he had made up his mind on something, and she approached him. But seeing as he doesn’t turn the camera this way, he must have basic manners.

“Excuse me…”
“Yes. What are you doing?”
“Is it… An elf tube?”

Even as she asked me, her eyes were on Aricia next to her. I hope this guy… Were you my subscriber? Now that the number of subscribers has exceeded 10,000, I never thought I’d already meet subscribers offline. Quite a coincidence.

Aricia was taking her mask off because of her meal. It was hard to deny her now, so I accepted it.

“Yes, that’s right.”
“And!”

The man jumped in place as if he was very excited, and handed me a handshake.

“Hey… Nice to meet you!
“Uh… I think I’ve heard of it…”

I didn’t know at all, but if I was honest, I would be disappointed, so I made a polite comment. Then Sik Jung-woo showed the screen of his knee tube on his smartphone.

“Oh, three million subscribers… You’re so famous.”
“Nothing to say. Actually, I’m also a subscriber to Elf Tube, so I’m really happy to meet you in person.”
“I’m still a kid, but thank you for saying that.”

Me and Sik Jeong-woo shook hands and exchanged greetings. I roughly told her that I was Aricia’s manager.

“But what about…?”
“Oh, actually, it was broadcasting live right now. So, if it’s okay with Elf Tube, I wondered if it would be okay to join the party…”
“Affair?”
“Yes. It’s sudden, but I don’t think it’s a bad conversation.”
“…”

Indeed. It wasn’t a bad story.

This is because you can appear on a famous Nituber’s broadcast and make your face known, and the other side can serve a surprise beauty guest.

It can’t be a win-win strategy.

But… There was also a desire to maintain the concept of mysticism.

I thought about it for a while and said.

“Thank you for the good suggestion… Actually, our Aricia doesn’t speak Korean at all. Besides, she’s shy, so I think it’s still difficult for her to communicate live.”
“Ah… Then…”
“I’m sorry, but I think it will be a little difficult to join. Instead… I will provide another service as an apology.”
“Any other service?”

I approached Aricia and whispered into her ear. It’s an elf language anyway, so others won’t understand it.

“Take a picture with this guy here.”
“A picture?”
“Yes. You’re a subscriber, so I need to provide some service.”

I gave Aricia specific instructions.

Then Aricia got up from her seat and she approached Sik Jeong-woo and greeted him in poor Korean.

“Hello!”
“Yes, yes! Hello!”

In response to Alicia’s greeting, Shik Jeong-wu seemed very nervous and answered with a calm attitude. Then, Aricia smiled brightly, and she stepped over to Sik Jeong-wu’s side. The two’s shoulders lightly touched.

“What, what…!”

Sik Jeong-woo is completely frozen with just that. Aricia took one of his hands and even hugged him.

“Sik Jeong-woo. Let’s look this way. I’ll take a picture.”
“Sah, a picture of Sasa?”
“Yes. I can only do this much for now, but next time we meet again, I’ll ask for your support. Then, cheese~”

Aricia draws her V with her hand opposite her. On the other hand, Sik Jeong-wu was just showing a bewildered expression as if his soul had gone out.

A pretty ridiculous picture was taken, but I didn’t have the heart to take more, so I sent it to manager Shik Jeong-woo as it is.

Sik Jeong-wu, whose soul returned after a while, greeted us politely.

“Go, thank you! If you upload the photo you took today to my NiTube community…”
“Of course it’s fine. We’ll use it too.”
“Ah… Yes! Then we’ll step back. Enjoy your meal!”

Just like that, Jeongwoo went back to his table. Still, since pros became pros, they only occasionally glanced at us, and didn’t interfere with our meals anymore.

He was famous and had a pretty good reputation when I did a rough search for him. He may be image management for broadcasting, but looking at his appearance just now, it doesn’t seem like it’s really anything like that.

I briefly logged on to Sik Jeong-woo’s live broadcast.

The number of real-time viewers is about 3,000. Considering that it is a weekday morning, it is a huge number.

Sik Jeong-wu was showing off to the viewers about the photo he had just taken with Aricia, looking very excited.

“Wow, it’s really crazy, bros! It’s prettier in person than anything I’ve seen on Nitube! It’s just that I don’t think I’m from this world? It’s a goddess, a goddess! No, it’s a real elf, as the name suggests!”

– You bastard, you said you were on a mukbang show, so you came here to seduce women.
– Elf tube? What kind of channel is that again?
– If you take a picture, upload it to the community as soon as possible. Let’s see good things together.

“Wait a little bit. I’ll upload it to the community right away. No, mukbang isn’t a problem right now! Aricia held her hand while taking a picture just now, and her whole body shuddered… Uh…! I didn’t wash my hands today. I will!”

Soon the photos were uploaded to the community.

– Mr. Wah, yes, you are a goddess. I’m jealous of Jung Woo Shack.
– Is the head size difference a true story?
– This Chewbo Shack is completely hardened. You’re single all your life, bastard.
– But why don’t you join?
– Just by looking at it, it looks like sexual mass + makeup + correction.
– What have you heard so far? You said you just took a picture, you idiot.
– I’m going to subscribe right now.
– Aricia Nunna, I’m dying!

So I finished my meal while watching the live broadcast. After lightly saying hello to Sik Jeong-woo, we left the store.

***

Smart.

Allen knocked on the door with a nervous expression. Soon the door opened and Lee Seon-woo greeted him.

“Come in. Rosamia-san?”
“Mother is sleeping. But…”
“Oh, don’t worry. It’s under a soundproofing spell.”

Allen nodded and followed Lee Sun-woo into the room.

There was not much change in the room from when I arrived in the morning.

Except for the bed side…

“Sit here.”
“Ah yes…”

Seonwoo Lee made Allen sit on her chair under her bed. Allen looked at the difference in the bed, she asked.

“Sunwoo hyung. This is…”
“I told you. I’ll show you in person. But if you know the face, it can be embarrassing among people in the same village, so it’s to prevent that.”
“Well, then…”
“Right. I’m in here now.”
“!”

Allen looked at the bed with a hard expression. There was a blanket over the bed, and it bulged out as if a person was inside it. And on the top of the bed, a translucent cloth hung like a curtain, covering only the part where the woman’s head would be.

“Remember? Photo. I can’t tell you who it was… But it’s him.”

Seonwoo Lee removed the blanket.

“Omg!”

Allen opened her eyes wide and covered her mouth. Inside the blanket, the woman in the photo Lee Seon-woo showed me in the morning was lying there, as if it had just jumped out.