Chapter 1 – Episode 1

Unknowingly, I almost tore the doctor’s collar.
But I’m not that bad, I’m going to catch a doctor wearing a white coat in a hospital these days and get into something.
By the way.

“I’ll admit it even if I grab you by the collar.”

What are you saying, this man?

“Aren’t you a thug?”
“Are you the host?”
“Aha.”

Fucking aha, I think I’m going to stick a stick in my real face. Looking at the doctor who sincerely looked at me with pity, I asked again.

“Seriously, even the doctor’s parents can bet that I’m impotent? Aren’t you lying? It’s not April Fool’s Day, but you’re not trying to make fun of me, are you? No, please tell me I’m just kidding.”
“Even on April Fool’s Day, I have erectile dysfunction and don’t play around with hair loss.”

While saying that, I could n’t help but despair at the words of the doctor who subtly showed me his shiny bald head.
Well, apart from not pitching my tent in the morning for several days already, my pepper never had a signal.
I thought it was simply because I was tired.
I never dreamed that even after coming to the hospital and watching Japanese porn for over 30 minutes, I would end up with an erectile dysfunction cock.

“Is treatment possible?”
“First, lifestyle changes are recommended, and then there is medication. If that doesn’t work, there will be no choice but to inject a vasodilator directly into the penis or have a surgery to insert a penile implant.”
“Aha…”

I couldn’t bear to speak properly because of the terrible words I just heard. The doctors and nurses who continue to look at me with pitying eyes make people more miserable.

“I might turn around.”
“Everyone says so.”

I guess so.
For men, the penis was so precious that it was called the third leg or another alter ego.
Even for a host like me who makes a living by opening a woman’s wallet, it was the first place to manage.
How many girls are paying for my cock taste…
Most of all, in the case of Valentia Host Bar, most of the female customers came because they wanted a second drink.

‘Really, what should I do?’

I put it off and put it off, but even today, a big hand had a nomination reservation. It was clear that my head would break if I just drank and threw up.

“Let’s try getting an injection.”
“Yes…”

Stunned, I followed the nurse and gave her an injection in the buttock. I was worried that this nurse might be injecting it directly into my cock, but I still decide to put it in my ass after seeing the improvement.

But to be honest, I didn’t want to inject vasodilators directly into the penis or insert implants.
It’s fucking scary

If you go further and have sex with implants, will women like it?
Even if they were bitches who paid for money to buy men, on the contrary, bitches who paid for men like that were much more difficult.
It’s like those picky customers who would slap the president on the face if it wasn’t domestic meat.

Slap, slap.

“Oh, what are you doing?”

I’d be ashamed to bare my ass in front of a pretty pretty nurse.
That’s what the nurse said as she slapped me on the buttock and gave me an injection.

If it wasn’t for erectile dysfunction, he had the attitude of asking for a phone number, but as soon as I received the declaration of erectile dysfunction from the doctor, interest suddenly stopped.
Damn it
If I had n’t had erectile dysfunction, I would have met a bitch like that and made her suck my cock with her mouth her.

“…”

After getting an injection, I got out of the hospital and got into the car, idly burying my face in the steering wheel.

“Oh, fuck.”

I’m not usually the type to save or cover up swearing, but today was a day when swearing came out of my mouth.
How did it happen?
I’ve never eaten anything wrong or been traumatized.

On the contrary, I ate a lot of food that was much more expensive and good for my body than others, I received a lot of gifts that are good for my virility, and I also had sex with various women on a regular basis.
To the point where I wondered if anyone in this world would make fun of his dick because he was stronger than me.

‘I’m sure he didn’t pass on an STD to someone, right?’

No, it wasn’t.

Valentia Host Bar is not only for hosts, but also for guests. Only frequent regulars could use the second car, and those regulars actually paid hefty sums of money to come periodically and enjoy the clean, fantastic sex they craved.

Be it a man or a woman.

If one side did a lot of damage, I had to take responsibility and compensate him, so it wasn’t like someone passed on an STD to me or something like that.
It’s just literally…

“Scourge…Haha…”

Laughing like an idiot, I decided to think positively.

“No, it will work out somehow. It will be.”

You’ve always been like that.

I’ve just lived my life, but I’ve always outperformed those who have been sincere. When I was a student, I was popular, I was good at sports, and even had a good-looking face.
Furthermore, I didn’t wander much because I had nothing to do after graduation, and I quickly got a job at a host bar and touched a lot of money at a young age.

There is no way that the strong sandcastles he had built up to this point would collapse with just one impotence.

Luxury officetel.
Luxury foreign car.
Also, my colorful connections and luxury items in the room.

“Yeah, it can’t be.”

… I thought

“Go away, don’t ever think about putting your face in our store again.”
“I want you to move out of the room, Mr. Hyeonu.”

Quaang!

In an instant, my life changed from a wealthy freelancer who enjoyed a leisurely life in a luxurious officetel to a beggar in a narrow and smelly semi-basement studio.

Everything seems to be a lie, but this was posted in today’s proverb that I checked every day to use while working as a host.

[Today’s simple English proverb]
[Easy come, easy go]
[This means that what is easily gained is easily lost.]

“There is no attachment to what is easily obtained…”

That was right.
Women who used to think of me as a doll that was easy to pay for and use changed their attitudes as if I had become a different person as soon as they knew that I had erectile dysfunction or heard rumors about it.

“…”

Looking at the moldy wall in the semi-basement where no sunlight came in, I absentmindedly tilted the already empty soju bottle.

Tears flow.
I could make a living while working part-time, but I, who had already experienced many luxuries, had a hard time accepting him.

“Mom…”

It’s the moment when those words come out of my mouth without even realizing it.

[What would you do if there was a way to get it back to its former glory?]

Suddenly, a strange voice came to my ears.

“What, what!”

Goosebumps broke out all over my body.
No matter how drunk I was, I had never heard hallucinations because it was this clear, but now, after erectile dysfunction, have hallucinations added?
At this point, it was enough to believe that he had just suffered from a fatal disease.

He told me that I should stay away from alcohol and cigarettes, but it was clear that my body his, which had already penetrated him since I was a child, was breaking down belatedly.

“Come on, let’s live faithfully. Starting today, I will quit smoking and drinking, and live while working part-time.”

[Don’t say anything you don’t mean to say.]
[You said you wouldn’t be able to live like that anyway.]

It was a piercing word.
In fact, I don’t know how to quit drinking, but I think I’ve probably tried dozens of times as much as quitting smoking.

[But if you do me a favor, your life might change. Even if it’s not that, at least the former glory can be regained.]
[Honestly, everyone is questioning why the selector of fate chose you, but there has never been a time when the outcome was wrong.]
[Anyway, you are destined to accept my request.]

Because he said it so decisively, for some reason, the instinct of a tree frog jumped out and I wanted to refuse it, but the words of the voice that whined in my head were too attractive for that.
Can it be restored to its former glory?

With that much, I could suck the butt of the main character of the voice right away.

[Shit! Such a terrible thing would be rejected from my side.]
[This is not a request. Rather, it’s simple if it’s simple, and difficult if it’s difficult.]

“Can I ask what it is?”

If it had been in the past, he might have thrown it in half, but maybe it was because he was at the bottom of his life.
Now, my confidence and self-esteem have definitely plummeted compared to before.

[You should be a parent to children who need protection from now on. Until they become adults and can stand on their own.]

“How old is that?”

[Probably about 150 years old.]

“Are you kidding me?”

I, who was healthy before getting erectile dysfunction, didn’t have the confidence to live to be 150, but there’s no way I, who’s getting more and more skinny from erectile dysfunction, can’t hold on until I’m 150.

[The children are at least 140 years old, so there is no need to worry about that.]

“Yes?”

What kind of bullshit is this again?
When the children were 140 years old, they were already at an age where it was not enough to be thin with my great-grandfather and grandfather.
What kind of children are those who are 140 years old in the first place?

[… ] … After, there is such a thing.]
[There’s no way you, a human being, can understand that far. Anyway, will you be their parents? Whether to say I hope you can tell me soon.]
[If you can’t do it, we’ll have to go find another person.]

From start to finish.
It was a development that had no sense of reality, but at least when I pinched my cheek, I was sure it wasn’t a dream.
And for me now, I had a strong desire to regain the glory of the past no matter what.
Becoming a parent all of a sudden is so out of the blue and I don’t know if I’ll be able to do it well or not, but for now…

“I will accept it.”

[Huh, I expected that.]
[As a condition of the contract, I will periodically give you my blessing. Instead, it’s assuming you’re doing your part as a parent. If you forsake your duties as a parent and make your pitiful children sadder or more difficult than they are now, I will always withdraw my blessing from you.]
[If that happens, you will be bound by more karma than you are now and experience despair.]

It was a truly terrifying threat.
More despair than now.

“I got it.”

I nodded.

[With this, our contract has been established.]

At the same time, I thought that a bright light was emanating from my body, and a signal began to come to my lower body, which had been useless even with medication.

“Oh, oh oh… !”

I was so surprised and so happy that I unwittingly took off all my panties and tried to check the health of my cock.
That wasn’t the only change caused by the light.

“Mhae, Durven Ningan… !”

Before I knew it, there was a small, blonde girl, reaching no more than her waist, squeezing her fists with her eyes fiercely glaring at her.
And…

Puck!

“Keahhhhh!”

An unexpected little punch landed right in my groin, and I fell forward in an endless hell of pain, only to hear voices receding further and further.

[This is the first child. Please, poor children… Please do your best.]

Are you sorry?

“Little one!”

I’m more pitiful, fuck.