Chapter 110 – Chapter 110

“Shoot!”

I shouted in a majestic voice with a refreshing sound of waves.

“Raise anchor!”

I don’t know why I’m suddenly shouting the words to raise the anchor, but I was moving so naturally and naturally while questioning.

“It’s departure!”

I don’t even know where I’m sailing, but I’ve sailed once.

“I am the Pirate King!”

Since when did I become the pirate king?

“Captain! The legendary monster, the Kraken, has appeared!”
“What? Leave it to me! I’ll cut you in one hit with the aura blade!”

Damn you, finally got around.
But my body confidently pulled out the sword from my waistband and spurred the ground, a giant kraken… I was charging towards something blurry that I honestly thought was a Kraken.

And…

– Wow!

As the kraken roared and began swinging its mighty legs, a mighty wave came crashing down on me.

“Rurruleuk, heebal…”

I thought I could do something, but why am I being drowned by the Kraken?

‘… Buy, save…’

“Ugh!”

Swallowing a big wind, I jumped up and looked around.

“Huh, huh…”

Taking a deep breath and looking around, I had to realize at once that everything I had just experienced was a dream.
In my dream, I wonder why I took it for granted even though I thought it was strange. At least in my dreams I thought I was a real pirate, fighting a kraken.

‘Is there anyone in a real dream who clearly realizes that this is a dream?’

Then I think it will be really dog ​​fun.
While muttering that to myself, I lay down again and tried to sleep, but I felt strange.
Almost 17 years? A feeling that you can only feel.
Is this what it feels like when women reach their climax and cum?

‘Aren’t you soaked?’

It wasn’t just that I had wet dreams and my panties were soaked. The blanket on top of the mattress, as well as the mattress, were soaked.
With someone’s pee!

“Kim Mi-ho!”
“Kyaaureung… Whoa, tongue. How did you wake up before Miho, who was trying to sneak up on you?”

Look at this bewildered little boy.

“You’re very presumptuous.”
“Kelp?”
“I’ll forgive you if I tell you the truth right now. How dare you wet this blanket and matrix, the only space we sleep in! I can do that because I’m a child, but I can’t lie. My dad said Lying is bad.”
“I don’t know if it’s blunt, but Miho is…”

Miho, who had been tilting her head, must have sensed something strange, so she lifted the blanket and looked inside her, and she was startedled.

“Ugh! This, the inside of the blanket is red!”
“That’s what you did.”
“Ohh… I don’t think so. But, tongue! Miho is still not sure! So the culprits are Miho, Eungnu, and Noah! One of these three!”

I snorted.

“I still remember. That’s when I was young. There is still such a crappy old tradition that, when I was 5 years old, my dad went to the next door to get salt for real, not a lie, after peeing on a blanket.”
“Ugh!”
“The disgrace of that time… I still can’t forget what happened 17 years later. But I have no intention of making you do that.”

Because I already looked for information about him.

[Every night, my child who pees. How should I treat it? One thing’s for sure, if you scold me, you can’t fix it any more. Usually enuresis is more likely.]

Looking for information about this, I improved my habit a little… If these things didn’t work and it was a little serious, it was a problem that you just had to go to the hospital.

“Even if you’re a pissing elf, no one’s going to say anything. If you think you can’t fix it even with Dad’s help, let’s go to our hospital.”
“Grrrr! Tongu, you’re so trusting Miho! Miho is not a liar!”
“Really?”
“…”
“Why is it cool that you can’t answer this time?”
“Ooh, ooh… !”

Knowing that I usually tell small lies, I asked while raising and lowering my eyebrows.

[No, is it really nasty?]

“The guy with farts gets angry…”
“It’s me!”

At the sudden voice from behind, I had to stop talking and at the same time stop as if it were ice.
I forcibly turned my neck, which was not working well, and looked back, and I saw Noah with tears welling up.

“No, Noah is cheap, cheap… Dad. Ugh, sorry, sorry. Aaaaang, No, Noah is cheap. I should have gone to the bathroom, but it was so dark that I whimpered…”

[Hey, is this almost a typi? Doesn’t a human being called a father make her daughter a liar, and by showing it like that, she makes her second child even more frightened? Can’t this be?]

I wished that this situation itself was also a dream.

“Oong, no tongue… How the hell is Goya looking at Miho? Very disappointing. I guess this will only work if it allows me to play more games.”

Seeing the opportunistic elf kid say that next to me, it didn’t seem like a dream at all.
In the end, I decided to wash the blanket and matrix that were soaked with Noah’s urine.
Since dawn, the three of us had to take a light shower.

“Since you wash, how about a bath?”
“No. It takes a long time to soak in the bathtub, and why would you soak in the bathtub in the morning?”
“Too bad…”

You learn words like regret well.

“Sigh, I’m sorry, Dad. Noah, do you bring salt to her next door?”

I quickly shook my head.

“No it’s okay. You never do that? It’s all bad things done in the past. Not anymore.”
“Why?”

Oh my god, the hell of Infinity Why starts early in the morning.
Meanwhile, washing the children.
Still, there was still a period of drowsiness, so I leaned against the wall and patted the children’s heads and gave a small yawn.

“Miho Kim.”
“Ok.”
“Sorry, I doubted you for nothing.”
“It’s okay. I wish I had apologized. Rather, Miho. Can we play from now on?”
“… Do it, yes.”

I didn’t have the confidence to rebuke Miho hard today. Crazy bastard… Do you doubt your daughter no matter how unreliable she usually behaves?
I’m still far

“Noah.”
“Yes, Dad…”

When I stroked Noah’s head, whose voice had gone down again, Noah flinched and leaned against me.

“If you’re scared of the dark, wake Dad. Or you have a sister here too. Wake up my sister Even if it’s not necessarily the bathroom, wherever Noah wants to go, she’ll go with you.”
“Yes, Dad. Hehe…”
“But I never really thought Noah would pee, not anyone else.”
“Ha, sorry, sorry.”
“No, I rather like it.”

[… ] … !]

“… !”

Even Miho, who was playing the game, flinched at my answer and widened her eyes.

“Tongue, pecking at the daughter’s urine…”
“It’s not like that bitch! Noah, who was always dignified, felt once more that he was also a child. Of course, she usually thinks that she is the daughter her father needs to protect, but she says that Noah has a much more mature side than her other children her.”
“If that’s the case, Miho, be confident!”
“You should shorten it a bit.”
“… Kkaebi…”

She really thinks you might need to shorten your tube too. When I saw it, I had no idea whatsoever.
Certainly, the impact that You Tube has on young children is staggering.
Kaebi, where else did you learn the same word?

‘If there’s a really strange youtuber, should I report it like other parents?’

I think I know why parents are especially fussy.
Because I want my children to see only good things, eat only good things, and learn only good things.
Everyone was the same.
Well, these days I think that’s a bit excessive.

“So, Noah.”
“Yes.”
“As we just saw, Dad likes Noah to make mistakes. She was surprised today, but it was nice that it was different. So don’t be too pressured, Noah does what he wants to do. Instead, if she wants to be in danger, she unconditionally consults her father her. Understand?”
“Yes, Dad. Then, Noah wants to see pictures of her daddy her peeing on her her.”
“… There is no such thing.”
“Why, why? Why not? Why?”

I’m not lying, but at this moment, I thought that I really wanted to delete words like ‘why’, ‘why’, and ‘why’ that were registered in the dictionary.

“Because I didn’t take pictures.”

Filmed the truth
As her mother her went to the amusement park to commemorate her, she took the picture of her with her disposable camera, which she also took and recorded in her album of her.
If my albums were left intact in the old house, it was clear that the photos would be there as well.

‘Is it an album…’

These days, you can store thousands or tens of thousands of photos in just one mobile phone gallery. At that time, I think I put all the photos of stars in an album and stored them heavily.

“Dad, from next time on Noah, I will definitely go to the bathroom before going to bed…”
“Okay…”

Took, I felt my head drop and fell into the world of the surface again to fulfill the dream of the great sea that I had just dreamed of.

…
…

And when you open your eyes

Wow! Hueng, Miho I was able to win this time. Bitch… At the end, banana, chibaal…”

I was started by Miho’s voice next to me and jumped up again.

[Current time]
[AM 7:51]

Maybe because I woke up in the middle and went back to sleep, I slept much later than usual. Of course, today is Saturday, the day before Valentia Day, so it doesn’t matter if you sleep late.
That wasn’t the problem.

“Are you still doing it? Did you get some sleep?”

Miho is playing the game while lying on her back with the charger connected to the game console.

“… A little, I slept…”

This is really a lie no matter who sees it.

‘Huh, I can’t.’

I was just thinking about how I should do it, how I should do it.
Starting today, I came to the idea that I should put my heart into fighting Miho’s game addiction early. If left as it is, the probability that Kim Mi-ho will exactly become the second me was too high.
Because I also wanted to play games so much that I woke up at 2:00 am, covered the computer body with a blanket, and slept until 4:00 am.
After my hair grew a bit more, there were even times when I was beaten up by my parents.

‘Then, when my dad smashed the computer and threw it away, the place was changed to a PC room.’

That’s how I ended up spending most of my high school working part-time and working in internet cafes.
Miho Kim couldn’t make it that way either.

“Noah, I’m sorry, but I’ll ask you to prepare breakfast today.”
“Yes, Dad. Rather like it, hehe! Noah will prepare the most delicious breakfast for Daddy and her sister his!”
“Thank you!”

I raised my phone earnestly with a thank you.
After that, it was searched on goggles.

[Search: My child, what should I do to treat game addiction?]

And nodded.
After all, goggles were gods.