Chapter 190 – Chapter 190
If a person eats poop and then suddenly eats Korean chicken, it couldn’t be that delicious as if they stole God’s food and ate it.
Is this why you need to taste shit sometimes?
‘Ah, it was so delicious that I almost cried again.’
Still, I cried so much today that there were no more tears to come out.
Miho seemed to have the same thoughts as me, and said while eating four chicken legs in a row.
“Phew, it feels like my tongue is getting clean.”
“Okay! See if I can cook for you next time.”
“Gerang, not cooking might help the peace of the world.”
“What? If you get caught, it’s after you!”
“Kyaaaaang!”
Hurry up, run back, run back!
Since the house was so large, Miho, who was quick on foot, had no choice but to be optimized for running away.
However, even Miho couldn’t defeat me.
“Eugheek!”
In an instant, I grabbed her by the back her and lifted her up, and Miho struggled and whimpered.
“Tongue! Whose tongue is on your side!”
“… !”
She flinched.
Questions like Like Mom, Like Her Dad popped up again and again. Personally, I loved Miho very much.
Aside from being a troublemaker, it was true that he was lovable.
However…
“I’m sorry, Dad is originally from Mom.”
“Ougyaaaaagh! Traitor!”
After saying that, I threw Miho to Sunwoo Yerang, who was laughing the most wickedly in the world, and picked up her Noah.
“Should I talk to your mother in a little while? It’s almost time for the evening training.”
“Hehe, yes, Dad!”
Noah is so grown-up that he does not show her feelings of her, but Seonwoo Yerang always stays by Miho’s side of her.
Hwang Bo Na-young is training for the Olympics at her athlete’s village near the Tokyo Olympic Stadium.
She couldn’t help but feel a little embarrassed.
“It’s okay, Dad. Uh, it’s the difference between being away for a while and not having one at all. Because of him and his father his. Side.”
“Dad, you don’t know how lucky we are to have Noah.”
Come to think of it, she had been away for a few days, but even when I saw her in’Precise Dream’, Noah was still following Miho, her older sister her, taking care of this and that.
If it was a field trip for the second year of high school, it would have been quite a while since now.
She was carrying the presents I had given her when she reached her age.
“Do you like that key chain?”
At my question, Noah smiled brightly and waved the Beluga key chain attached to her phone her.
“Yes! It’s a souvenir from the aquarium that Dad and Mom went to play together for the first time. I will treasure it for the rest of my life.”
“I live for an hour because of you.”
When Noah first came to her, she didn’t know a lot of things, so she had a strong feeling that she was a little clumsy.
This kid is definitely smart.
Unlike Miho, who casually giggled while watching You Tube every day, Noah definitely found information she needed or was curious about and acquired it with her knowledge of her.
[Perhaps because dragons are called the race of curiosity and knowledge. In fact, there seems to have been a rumor that her parents imprisoned her in her rare her for 10 years while making her read only books. Even with that alone, I will acquire all the knowledge, so that there will be no problems even if I play personally.]
[Conversely, in the case of humans who want to breed dragons, I have heard that such dragons are deliberately punished even more harshly so that they do not acquire knowledge.]
Listening to Irene’s story, I tilted my head.
‘By the way, dragons are monsters and absolutes that all races fear and ignore. Is it possible that humans would steal the children of such dragons, or bring them back as trophies and raise them?’
In response to my question, Irene spoke in a slightly darker voice.
[That’s why humans are scary…]
‘What?’
[It is also true that dragons are definitely powerful beings. However, if there are monsters called evil dragons and tyrannical dragons among them… Sometimes, there are quite a few dragons who are friendly to humans or benevolent.]
[The problem is that, in the case of an evil dragon or a tyrannical dragon, it is usually an ancient dragon… In other words, do you live well until the end of your lifespan?]
[In order to help humans, most dragons such as guardian dragons and ship dragons die at the age of Jackie Chan. Why do you think it might be?]
No way…
[Most people’s favor doesn’t last 10 years at most.]
[And their greed is endless, and the moment they start accepting the favor of the guardian dragons and dragons without any hesitation… They think.]
[Ah, dragons aren’t much.]
[Human beings are the ones who will stand above their heads and rule over them.]
“…”
[If we can nurture dragons, we can capture other dragons based on their strength and establish a continent. No, let’s conquer even the foreign continent far away.]
[Of course, even if you make such a plan, there are very few cases where it actually succeeds because the power of dragons is so strong.]
[Above all, even if you succeed, you will be in a state where you don’t know magic like Noah.]
[Because only ‘dragons’ can teach ‘dragons’, which can be said to be their source. Nevertheless, humans continue to try, and there are actually successful cases. It’s not brainwashing magic, it’s ‘brainwashing’ itself through repetitive mental attacks.]
It was a horrifying history.
If that’s the case, I was even more afraid of those humans thinking the same thing, that they could really rule the world based on that dragon.
[But God can’t allow him.]
[Dragon is the guardian of Middle-earth, and at the same time it is like a balance that balances. I can’t let humans abuse such a scale.]
[The one that was created for that purpose is the existence called the ‘worst tyrant’, Caisis. The dragon, which even the Dragon Lord cannot win in battle, reveals itself in the worst situation and cuts off the breath of dragons and humans who have done wrong.]
Irene muted in a sad voice.
[Ironically, even though all the high-ranking officials of the continent are aware of this fact, they do not know how to give up.]
[If Kaisis is the problem, I think it will be okay if I brainwash him first.]
[However, the ‘worst tyrant’ is not an existence that allows someone’s touch. Even the same dragon would break his arms and legs if he got on his nerves his.]
[As a result, there are quite a few cases in which many human achievements have disappeared into the back of history, but even after confirming that such records remain openly, humans repeat the same mistakes every time after a certain amount of time has passed. ]
[It’s really unfortunate.]
No, it’s a pity, sleeping and having nothing to do.
Just when I saw it, in the end, there was no difference between this world and the other world that some idiots were the problem.
‘If you’re going to search, you’ll search alone. There are some idiots who must attract other people to be freed from their intuition. Tsk tsk.’
I clicked my tongue like that and looked at the room Miho and Noah had chosen.
In Miho’s case, it was the room right in front of the stairs on the second floor, and in Noah’s case, it was the room furthest from the stairs.
‘They both have personalities.’
Miho was a little open, and Noah was somehow closed.
If I had to choose a room… Shouldn’t I pick somewhere in the middle?
‘I’m secretly watching porn, and when I hear my parents’ footsteps, I immediately press ALT+F4, take it off, and then I can pull up my pants.’
[Why watch pornography?]
[Hyeonu, there must have been a lot of women who liked it.]
‘Well, there is something like that. Something like that. In real life, there are times when a woman in a video is more attractive than a woman in real life.’
[No way, but Seonwoo Yerang, Hwang Bona-young, and even me are still watching porn, right?]
‘Ah, of course not.’
There are three super beautiful women, each with a different charm, but why would I look for porn just because I want to see the ass of a woman wearing a Chinese dress cosplay?
[Something specific, so I believe.]
I said the reverse and flinched.
I think I made a very specific excuse, so I’m afraid that I’ll find out that I’m still thinking about watching porn from time to time.
‘By the way, honestly, it’s true.’
Sunwoo Yerang, Hwang Bo Nayoung, and Irene.
All three are so good, and as a man who can taste all three women at the same time, he is enjoying a life that everyone envy.
Really, sometimes there were days when I was attracted to pornography.
It’s a little bit inside the video, so I can’t touch it directly, so I feel a little more regretful, but I should say I like the sad feeling.
“Hyunwoo! If the children’s room is set, put the beds in the guest room temporarily. Next time I go to the furniture store with the kids and buy them all at once.”
“Ah yes. I see.”
I wondered if I could lift the bed by myself.
I definitely felt the strength that was lacking during the low-level blessing, and the relaxed feeling during the intermediate-level blessing.
“It’s okay.”
After putting the bed in, I took out some of my clothes and the children’s clothes from the box the moving house center brought, and hung them on hangers.
“Now put a desk in here, and I’ll put anything you guys want. The computer is fine too. The piano is good too. If you need anything else besides that, let me know. If the room is small, you can leave it in another room or in the living room on the second floor.”
“Kyaaaaang!”
“Yes, aunt. Thank you.”
“Hmm, first mom… Wouldn’t it be the same? Or the meaning could be slightly different, such as just calling her aunt.”
Seonwu Yerang cautiously asked if she wanted to change her title of “Auntie”.
First mother? Big mom?
I don’t know anything else, first mother, second mother… People might look at me with strange eyes if I sang something like this outside.
By the way, Noah was also stubborn in this way.
“I’m sorry, ma’am. Aunt is an Aunt. Noah’s mother is only Hwangbo, and I, Youngjae.”
“It’s okay. It’s more like jumma than I thought, because I don’t care about things like that.”
Come to think of it, future Noah was still calling her auntie by everyone except her mother her.
Looking at the ajumma’s, as expected, my wife had three of them.
“Oops, yes. I had no intention of forcing it.”
“Thank you for your understanding.”
“No. I am grateful that I am not too scared to see myself now.”
“No, thank you Noah.”
In the midst of such a warm ending, she took off all the clothes Miho was wearing and threw them away, she shouted.
“Kyaaaaang! Now that we’ve moved in, it’s time to talk naked with each other.”
“You want to take a bath? I haven’t gotten water yet, so put on your clothes and wait. Then if you catch a cold, it’s not you, it’s because I suffer more.”
While I said that, I was about to bring the clothes back, but Miho kicked off the floor and flew up.
“Take it, dragon kick~”
“Puck!”
I’m really glad I’m good at it.
If you were a normal person, you would have fainted as soon as the kick with such sincerity, the moment it was properly pierced in the face.
I smiled and spread my hands out to the sides.
“Hehe, such a weak attack. There’s no way this body will eat you.”
[I heard that he plays well with Miho every time while pretending not to.]
“Ugh! Reverse Demon King’s subordinate!”
“Come on, one million elves who don’t listen to this and spend 10 times more on food than normal people.”
At my words her, Miho weakly loosened her posture and looked at me with sullen eyes.
“Tunnu, aren’t there too many personal feelings? All the excitement is broken.”
“Shut up and get dressed.”
“Oh, okay.”
After putting Miho’s clothes back on, checking the bathroom at home with Seonwooye, I had no choice but to open my mouth.
“No matter where you look, this is a private bathroom, a public bath. The little ones can swim at home.”
There are more than 5 bathrooms in this house that I checked.
In the meantime, only the area designated as a ‘bathroom’ was already the size of the studio we lived in before we moved in.
“I did some work. It must have been stuffy in your bathroom.”
“No, more than that…”
What’s more creepy.
There is no soundproofing, but you can see outside from inside. The door is made of special glass that cannot be seen from the outside.
Anyone can see that this has a strange purpose.
“Huh, Churup…”
I could tell just by looking at him shaking his butt from behind and licking his lips.
Anyway, the bathtub is one sizeable.
It’s a house where the water comes out very well, and when I saw that there were only three statues of lions with water coming out, it didn’t seem like it would take that long to get water.
“In addition, like in Japan, if you just cover the lid, you can get it in advance, and you can adjust the water temperature again by pressing the button on the bathtub. It’s cold when the water cools off midway through.”
What are you doing on the way?
‘It’s really fortunate that I received God’s blessing.’
If it wasn’t for that, I might have made an FC team made up of only her children her, as Seonwoo Yeerang hoped at the time.
“Shoot aaaaa!”
While 10 people were getting water in the bathtub that would be okay to go in, Noah carefully pulled my finger.
“Oh, Dad.”
“Yes? Why. Do you need anything?”
“The box I brought from the grandfather and grandmother’s house earlier. I want to leave it in Noah’s room, but I was wondering if it would be okay.”
“Oh, that? Are you fine. Wait, daddy will go down to the parking lot right now and get it for you. You forgot about it.”
I hurried out and took the elevator down to the parking lot. And I thought as I took the box out of the trunk.
“Oh, that’s heavy. What is it that makes it so heavy?”
Of course, it’s not to the extent that I can’t lift the bed alone. Compared to the size of the box, it was filthy heavy.
Patter, to the extent that the tape attached to the bottom of the box was ripped off and the contents fell down.
“Oops, fuck…”
I started swearing at what might be a breakable item, but I hesitated for a moment as I looked at the old, thick item with brown leather and metal edges.
[The Kim family’s first album]
Those were my family’s old albums.