Chapter 228 – Chapter 228

From the morning, I wore a red hat, a red T-shirt, frog military pants, and even combat boots.
I put it on and got into the car.
I wonder why a guy who has never been in the military is acting like an assistant, but it was necessary.

“You’re going hunting right? Isn’t it like going to a survival club or something?”

Seonwoo Yerang took Miho and Noah by the hand and greeted them.

“Oh, it’s not like that. Bring all your clothes to change into separately. Here.”
“Well, it’s casual, so it’s not bad. I also have a good fashion sense. Miho and Noah should also say goodbye to Daddy.”
“Oong, have a good trip.”
“Goodbye, Dad.”

After giving the two children a kiss, I slowly stepped on the accelerator.

「Booooong!」

It was here that we arrived.

[Doommyung University]

The admissions cut-off is in the middle, but the average level of women and men is quite high.
And the place I asked to gather was the old old playground of this university, and unlike the newly built new playground, it was also a place where few people came because it was covered with dirt and gravel.
Here, I first intended to properly hold the heads of water buffaloes, including Park Eui-ri.

“…”

Right after I parked my car in the parking lot and entered the playground entrance, I saw eight muscular people standing in the corner over there.

‘Fuck, look at their bodies.’

People who, if nothing else, definitely love sports.
Even in the case of Park Eui-ri, perhaps because he was also a member of the national team, the sense of intimidation is different even when viewed from a distance.
I’m pretty strong now, but why do I still think I can’t beat that person?

[Park Ui-ri is a monster.]
[To be honest, I don’t know why Park Eui-ri doesn’t keep trying to win the gold medal and is still working as a bodyguard at the host bar.]

‘Well, there must be some personal circumstances, and as far as I know, Park Eui-ri receives a considerable amount.’

Besides, considering that he was unsuitably young at 24 years old, there may have been some immaturity in making life decisions.
Anyway, even though Park Eui-ri and the buffaloes were meeting for the first time today, they seemed to be having a conversation because they were already quite comfortable.
It was so much fun that I could hear the laughter from here.
And that doesn’t work.

“Fist!”
“… !”
“Everyone keep their mouths shut and stand straight in line!”

When I started beating them with a loud voice, I was surprised, but all the men lined up in line as if they were used to it.
Exactly 2 rows and 4 columns.
It was a very neat alignment.

“Current time 10:55. Just look at the fact that we came 5 minutes earlier than the 11:00 that the instructor asked us to gather! It seems to show how hungry you are for women right now. There, number 3, why are you sweating so much?”
“You were so nervous that you came an hour early and were doing about 180 pull-ups.”
“Then next to you, what else are you?”
“I couldn’t sleep because of the anticipation, so I swung the bat 1,270 times at a nearby batting site.”

What to do with these innocent water buffaloes who can only shed tears?
Apparently, the other guys felt the same way.
So no matter how passive Hwang Bo-na-yeong was in the same gym, then even the women next to him should have touched him.
They only exercise by themselves, only boxing… Ugh.

“Do people who are so desperate have such a mental attitude?! Uh?!”
“… !”
“Do you guys know what it feels like from a distance?”

I shouted at the water buffaloes, including Park Eui-ri.

“I am dying of joy even when I am alone with men. If I were a woman, I would die of suffocation because there would be no space to enter. Yes, playing with men would be fun in its own right. But if you act as if that’s all there is to it, then some woman might approach you. You guys are almost at the level of an iron wall.”
“Ugh!”
“Oh, that can’t be… !”
“Well, we just want women to not have unpleasant misunderstandings. These days, it’s a time to be especially careful…”

I quickly approached and kicked the buffaloes in the shins once.

“Ugh!”
“Hurt?”
“No!”
“These bastards are so nice, get lost! No harm to women, no misunderstanding… Yeah, that’s a very good mindset. By the way, would you be so careful for the rest of your life and try to talk to me at least once?”
“… !”
“Are you guys going to be the main characters in a drama? Where does the face become Tubin? If you stay still, do you think you will naturally lead a pretty girl like you saw in dramas or novels? Bastards, if you want to get a woman, in the end a man has to work hard. No? Do you think you’re losing money? Then fuck, did you live your whole life flirting with guys like that!”
“No! Whoops, that much…!”

The water buffaloes were serious, even shedding tears.
I said to those buffaloes.

“Right. All of you are right. In this sensitive age, even the slightest glance at you as a rambunctious bastard can feel unpleasant, and someone else can feel fear. I think I should be careful about that.”
“…”
“However! Even in the midst of that, there are definitely women who don’t think so. What the fuck did you guys commit a crime? Do you look like a monster that makes me scream just because I met your eyes? It’s not You guys also have decent looks, and even your body is above average. What’s wrong! What are you afraid of! Uh?! Answer me!”
“Two, I’m not afraid!”
“Then, kids, have some courage. Okay?”
“Yes!”
“Look at the answer, okay!”
“Yes!!”

Park Eui-ri came into my eyes once I had disciplined myself.

“Hey, Park Eui-ri.”
“Yes!”
“Are you mad at me for not treating you like hyung right now?”
“No!”

It wasn’t really a dissatisfied look, but it was a situation that couldn’t be passed on well.

“You, when you normally go to work, you still apply toner and lotion on your face. Also, his clothes are neat, so why is he so lax today ?! Where are you going to run? Fuck, even guys who go to the gym these days don’t do it like this!”
“That, that… I don’t have the confidence to dress up like that every time, and I think it’s better to show my usual self rather than fooling around.”
“You bastard! Are you kidding me?! That’s an excuse, an excuse! A coward’s excuse! I like a girl who wears pretty clothes and makeup, as you guys say, or a girl who comes out without makeup and wearing pajamas. Tell me.”
“She is a woman who wears make-up and dresses beautifully!”
“Then fuck it, women are the same. Did you say that before? If you want to meet a girl and date a girl, you guys should try too. It’s not too late to show your usual side, if you’re dating moderately and open up little by little when you’re comfortable!”

It was then.
One of the water buffaloes raised his hand and said.

“Teacher, it’s not that we don’t do it because it’s annoying, it’s because we don’t know how to do it.”
“Who are you?”
“It’s water buffalo number 4!”
“Bastard, these days, you can do anything if you watch You Tube and work hard alone. That that is just an excuse. And from today, don’t worry. Because I deliberately asked you to gather early to teach me that. Previously!”

Gulp, I looked at the water buffaloes swallowing saliva and said with a bloody look on my back.

“Sitting in one, we… You can do it while standing up on both. Implementation from now on, one.”
“We are!”
“Two.”
“Can do!”
“One.”
“We are!”
“Two!”
“Can do!”

I nodded my head with a satisfied expression when I saw that only 8 people gave their voices to the entire playground.

“Lastly, I have picky tastes here. Feel free to raise your hand.”
“…”

Not a single person raised a hand.
I nodded.

“Yes, we are not as high-minded as we thought. In the end, all men have the same purpose. For us, a woman who is considered ‘pretty’ is the best. Is it not?”
“You’re right!”
“Okay, that’s enough. From now on, we will begin thorough preparations for today’s operation. Everyone follow me.”

As I, wearing a school uniform, move around with eight shoulder gangsters who can be called gangsters right away, I can see that most people get scared and avoid it.
Well, all of them wore only under armor and came in clothes that showed off their muscles.
It’s no longer scary to be scared.

I understand that these naive bastards are wary of facing only women who are intimidated by them.
However, these guys were not without responsibility at all.

[Noble Hair]

「Teeling!」

When I opened the door and went in, the boss who cut my hair when I first became a host greeted me with a cool hairstyle.
Here, I learned what hairstyles suit men, and I got to know the hairstyles that I liked the most.

“You’re here, Kim Hyun-woo.”
“Long time no see, boss. I wish you well today. It’s a very important day for these people. I risked my life.”
“Leave it to me, because I’ve already heard the story. I know very well what that feeling is.”

After that, the boss and I had to stand each buffalo up and decide which outfit to wear today and what hairstyle would go with it, spending almost 20 minutes per person.

“This person definitely has a lot more sexiness than I thought, so I think it would be better to go with a leaf cut. This is a parted perm, and then, as I said before, a flat cut… I think it will be fine. Let’s go like this. It’s because everyone takes care of it normally, so if you cut it properly, your face looks pretty good.”
“Right? Then I’ll make sure the boss buys some clothes while he cuts his hair.”
“Yeah, honestly, it’s kind of ugly.”
“It’s because these people have nothing but exercise in their heads.”
“Oh hey, Hyeonu. You take responsibility for today and make a seat for me.”

I said, changing into a refreshing summer casual outfit before I knew it.

“That’s why you came out early in the morning to do that, right?”

I, Hyunwoo Kim.
Even if it wasn’t my job once I made up my mind, he was a man who did his best as if it were my job. It’s enough to simply connect a girl roughly, but I still do it anyway.

“Today’s goal is for everyone here to go beyond getting a girl’s number and get an after-sales or more.”
“Brother, cheers! Hurray! Hooray!”

Apparently, all of the water buffaloes here are big, and some of them are very muscular with a height of almost 190 cm.
I think it will be difficult to keep the casual look that is commonly called the boyfriend look like me.
Now, I chose clothes and shoes separately and completed the purchase by referring to those who wear clothes well.

“I’ll buy all of these, so you guys just have to fight today.”
“Tongue, brother… !”
“Trust me and follow me today. Then the next morning, I might be making a couple profile picture with my girlfriend and eating hangover soup together.”
“Hey! I will follow you to the ends of hell!”

[Sometimes I think about it, but men really work hard, risking their lives for useless things.]

After finishing all the preparations, it was 6:40 in the evening.
I confidently opened the door of the hair shop and walked out.

“Let’s go see a girl.”

At that word, the eight people who followed me were so handsome that it was unbelievable that they were the same people I met this morning.
Just looking at this, it was clear that these guys would have a girlfriend no matter what, even if it wasn’t today.
But I can’t accept that
Today, I thought to teach these kids how fun drinking and spending time with women is, and how happy it is to have a girlfriend.

Operation has already started.