Chapter 230 – Chapter 230

〈 Uiri Park 〉

I wondered if I had ever been this happy since I was born.
Eui-ri Park had been taller and bigger than the other kids since she was little. I wonder if middle school and high school students have already noticed since the 6th grade of elementary school.
Because she had that size at the same time, she didn’t have a relationship with women than I thought.
On the contrary, there were many men who liked him.

As a result, I naturally took the direction of my life toward exercise, but after becoming a national representative and continuing to exercise, I wondered if this was really right.
Even as a member of the national team, the future wasn’t guaranteed, even more so.

In the meantime, he became a scout at the host bar.
He was also helped by Kim Hyun-woo, whom he met there, but he did not know that he was good enough to be with a woman.

“Ah!”

Even on the way down from the second floor, Park Eui-ri, who saw that the woman she was with her had tripped over and was about to fall, quickly wrapped her arms around her shoulders.

“Are you okay?”
“Yes, ah… It was fine when I was sitting, but when I stood up, I must have been drunk. Thank you for saving me. Hehe.”

Cute.
It was so cute I felt like dying.

While working as a security guard at the host bar, he thought he had seen countless pretty women, but this little lamb-like woman in front of him was the cutest thing in the world.

Soft, small, smells good, pretty…
It was a woman who looked like it would break if she touched it.

‘I didn’t know I could drink this much.’

It’s not that I can’t drink at all, but the amount of alcohol Park Eui-ri drank today was considerable. Because, before Kim Hyun-woo came here, if he wanted to make some quick progress, he told both men and women to drink a lot.

So she drank with the determination to pass out, but she felt like she drank only water because she was sober, even though she drank four bottles of soju.
On the one hand, she kept wanting to wrap her shoulders like this.
However, there was something Kim Hyun-woo warned everyone to keep in mind.

“At the moment of crisis, it’s okay to hold hands like a gentleman or wrap your shoulders to save someone. But don’t say that you suddenly rush out and kiss me, or that you keep doing it burdensomely. Please remember that we met for the first time today. Just keep that in mind and follow along on your own, and I will naturally make everyone find accommodations nearby.”

Park Eui-ri quickly apologized while removing her hand her from her shoulder her.

“Oh, sorry. Did you hold on too long?”
“Oh, no… It’s okay. That, more than that, a loyal brother…”

Brother, brother, brother, brother…

The word oppa echoing in her head and how sweet her voice could be. I’m not lying, it seemed like it wouldn’t matter if I hit her head on a telephone pole right away.

“Can I stop by the convenience store in the middle and buy a chocolate milk? If I eat that, I’ll wake up a bit.”
“As much as you like.”
“Ah, brother… You can speak comfortably…”
“Is that so?”
“Yes, that’s comfortable for me too, hehe.”

Cute.
Lovely.
Pretty.

More than anything, I felt like I was going to turn around because I was happy. I feel this feeling for the first time in my life.

[SU convenience store]

“Ah, here it is. Remiemon Chocolate Milk… Please count these two.”
“Are you going to eat two?”

At Park Eui-ri’s question, the woman smiled shyly, and she said softly.

“… Same with my brother…”

At this moment, Park Eui-ri made a commitment to entrust her life to Kim Hyeon-woo. He was a lifelong benefactor. I was walking out while lightly drinking the sweetest chocolate milk in the world, when a guy walked backwards while smoking a cigarette without looking in front of me and bumped into a woman.

He was a tattoo bully trying to look strong with earrings in his ears and even a nose ring on his nose.

“Mistress, what is it?”
“That, that one hit first…”
“What, fuck… Huh!”

However, even such a bully is easily over 190 in height.
Park Eui-ri, whose fist was the size of a pot lid, lightly gripped his shoulder her.

“You apologize, and look straight ahead.”
“… Sin, sorry!”

As the bullies backed off, instinctively feeling that if they rebelled, they could break his shoulder blades, Pak’s Lee tried to ask the woman if she was okay.
First of all, the woman held Park Eui-ri’s hand and asked.

“Oh, brother… Before entering the bowling alley, beforehand… Can you give me your phone number? Instead, don’t teach it to other kids, only to me.”
“Mu, mu, of course!”

Happy.
Park Eui-ri felt like she was going to die of happiness. The two continued to hold hands in the name of preventing people from getting hit by people until the bowling alley.
And other parties were not so different.

* * *

Oh wow, I’m going to die of sweetness

I don’t know if it’s because of the big guys, or if it’s because I deliberately got the girls drunk with a sweet brewing method that was strong but not used.
There was no need to go to the bowling alley and the 3rd round, all of them gave off a sweet atmosphere that made it feel like they could be sent straight to the hotel.

Well, since there are so many idiots in college, and so many rude young people… I wonder if there should be no happenings like this.
Even when I cross the crosswalk right now, hell just unfolds.
There, the water buffalo corps that protects the woman in a cool way. Although it was the situation I was aiming for, it was a strategy that worked so well that it was scary.

Anyway, it didn’t end here.
If you just play bowling, it’s obvious that it’s not fun, or there are women who feel bored in the middle and sit in a chair fiddling with their phones, or in the worst case, fall asleep.
So here…

“Did you know that there is a couple event here? I came at the exact timing of the event and won, and each team split it up, and the winning team received a whopping 1 million won!”
“Hey, great!”
“Instead, they say that only couples can participate in this. Everyone, please write your name and everything on the list of couples, just as you did on your way here.”
“Of course I should!”

When you play a game, even people who have no desire to compete will become motivated.
Even college students can roll their eyes if they can win 1 million won for a single bowling game.

“Brother! We must win, us!”
“Leave it to me!”

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. …
I already called you oppa, and the party that started talking was five…

Other than that, I’m still paying attention, but since everyone around me is oppa, there are three parties that I’m about to open my mouth to.
The water buffaloes still love to die.
Park Eui-ri almost looks at me as the archbishop of a pseudo-religion.

‘Oh, cute things. Is this enough already?’

It may be a bit crude, but.
To this pure love, now and then, the physical pleasure like a beast full of wildness was added, so perfect love was achieved.
There are a lot of guys who want to meet a girl for sex.

Instead, I was now trying so hard to taste both mental and physical pleasures.

“Okay then, the woman does it first. After that, the post-processing proceeds the way men do. If you do strike, the order will continue like this. Unconditionally, the woman covers first, then the man. OK?”
“OK!”

Everyone got drunk, but when they heard that there was a game for 1 million won, they were excited like elementary school students on a picnic. Furthermore, men are spewing fire from their eyes, saying that they will make their partner women happy regardless of money.

‘Wow, these bastards. It’s almost like using a 17-pound bowling ball to lift a rubber ball.’

It’s like a bastard whose head is made of muscle.
Still, as long as it was a house ball, bowling had its limits. Besides, there is no way the rails are the first to use, and even the bowling alley near the university is not well maintained.
The game will be played in chaos, so everyone can enjoy the fun game.

“Whoa, I slipped…”
“It’s okay?”
“Brother, I’m sorry.”
“Nope! I will strike unconditionally.”

Stupidity, just because you are strong doesn’t mean you can always hit a strike in bowling, and besides, it’s not a strike to organize it with a cover, it’s a span…

「Puuuuuong!」

[Spare]
[0/]

What, just?
Did you throw a bomb instead of a bowling ball?

“Aaaaa! Oppa, great, great! It’s really fucking cool.”
“Ah, what is this?”

Seeing the water buffaloes who were delighted just by touching each other’s hands, the other water buffaloes, including Park Eui-ri, began to burn with enthusiasm in the same way.

“Kyaa!”
“Hem!”
“Mom!”
“Eight!”

If you are good among women, you should get 7 points. Even if you are lucky, the ball is light and the rail is dirty, so you won’t get a strike.
Men should do all the cover.

[Spare]
[Spare!]
[Spare!!]

Where can these cubs be a bowling pro?
What the fuck are you doing with the house ball?
Of course, the score is determined by the number of bowling pins hit first in the next turn, so the game is decided.
In the first place, neither money nor bowling was important to these guys.

“Brother, nice!”
“Kya! Cool!”

Cover my girl’s back somehow
Somehow I don’t fall behind the man next to me.

… When I made a spare, I just wanted to face the hand clap that followed unconditionally.

[This is such an ambiguous feeling. It’s true that I was trying to create a scene like this in the first place. How to say… The fact that other couples are chatting…]

‘Woo-wook, I think I’m going to vomit.’

Unexpectedly, Park Eui-ri’s party took the victory. The woman who teamed up with Park Eui-ri was especially small, so she just rolled the bowling ball with both hands, but she reversed it and hit 8 and 9 points stably.

“Ah, brother. I did it!”
“Well done.”
“Hehe, when I usually go to the bowling alley with my friends, I can’t hit properly because I’m afraid of the people next to me, but I feel so reassured because I’m here with my brother.”
“That, is it? Next time, if you want to come anytime, tell me.”

I think I’m going to vomit.

“… The prize money of 1 million won is here. Let’s go to the next place right away.”

I’m no longer the limit.
I can’t stand it.
Fuck me too, I have my lovely wives… Why are you doing this here?

[Current time PM 11:41]

The last 3 car has now visited the cocktail bar.
From there, I asked the clerks for their understanding, put two tables together in a corner seat, and served cheese and fruit snacks, and now basic fries, so I served snacks.
I ended up brewing the cocktails each of them wanted ‘directly’ in front of them.

“Does anyone know what the name of this cocktail looks like orange juice?”
“Uh…I don’t know!”

When everyone was moderately drunk, I took out one of the prepared cocktails and asked, and I answered right away.

“It’s from that very famous movie, it’s called Sex on the Beach.”
“Kirruru, what is it, really!”

A good atmosphere where you can pass over a little sex drip with a smile, confirmed.

‘And humans aren’t robots, so how could they have gotten sober after playing a few games of bowling?’

In fact, I could tell just by not burning my hands on almost all the snacks on the table. I’m full, but at least alcohol is liquid, so I’m in a state where I can drink it to some extent.
A few women can be seen leaning on the shoulders of water buffaloes, nodding off intoxication.

‘It’s about time to pay the bills and send them to the hotel.’

Among them, there will definitely be parties where you actually sleep while holding hands, or there will be people who muster up the courage to go to the convenience store and buy condoms, or think about condoms in a motel, or there will be cases where women must be more courageous and attack you.

The problem is if she suddenly changes her mind before going there and the woman takes a taxi and goes away alone.
The climax prepared to prevent that feeling.

“Dad! Kyaaaaang!”
“Uh, what’s up?”
“I came to pick up my dad with my mom!”

Glancing at the entrance of the cocktail bar, I see Hwang Bona-young holding Noah in her arms of her, and Seonwoo Ye-rang laughing as if the situation is just funny.

“Hey, it’s the time we promised. Let’s go home quickly.”
“I see.”

I picked up Miho, the cutest girl in the world, and kissed her on the cheek.

“Everyone, let’s end today here. Now I’m going to try to leave with my wife and kids. If anyone else enjoys it, let them enjoy it separately. My eldest daughter, did you have fun with your mother today?”
“Kyaaaaang! I had fun playing the game Moya! Dad, I missed you, side.”

As I kissed my cheek her, Miho whispered.

“Make sure to keep your promise to buy me fried chicken later. Miho, you’re pretending to be the cutest right now.”
“OK.”

I turned my back, ignoring the hands of the women who wanted to touch Miho at least once.
And as I go out and do the calculations, it feels like everyone is disbanding their own party.
Yes, now they have no choice but to share among themselves.
I’ve been in charge of the show until now, but if the person who served as the center was left out, the party would naturally fall apart.
Besides, at any party, if one person leaves in the middle, the atmosphere can quickly become tense.
However, it must have stimulated motherhood and family love enough because it showed a sweet scene where anyone, regardless of gender or age, wants to have a family.
Since she even got drunk, there might be some women whose wombs really thump.

‘From here on, you guys have to figure it out. I really did my best.’

As I came out to the entrance of the cocktail bar muttering to myself and sighed, Seonwoo Yerang playfully kicked my butt and said,

“Hey, did you enjoy playing with college girls?”

To that question, I sincerely shook my head.

“I had a really hard time today… I felt it once again, and as expected, noona and Nayoung are the prettiest and lovable. I want to go home quickly.”

While doing so, I kissed Seonwoo Yerang and Hwang Bona-young on the lips.
Oh, and my girls are the best.

And the next morning, I was able to receive a report from the water buffaloes, including Park Eui-ri, that an unexpected 100% matching was completed.
Everyone had a hot night at the hotel and now they are eating sundae soup…

[Everyone in the chat room: Brother, I will never forget this grace! Please contact me whenever you need.]

I sent a small message.

[Kim Hyun-woo: Was it good?]

And then I flipped the phone over.
It was because as soon as I sent the question, all the water buffaloes were trying to express their joy without rest, saying that it was a new world.
Cubs, yes… I hoped it was good.