Chapter 238 – Chapter 238
「Kuddeudeuk, Kkudeudeuk!」
Kaisis, a dragon with a height of hundreds of meters, flew up nicely and even shot her breath, but was easily overpowered by the fire goddess.
No, in this case, it would be more correct to say that it was not Kaisis ‘fault of her, but that the goddess’power of her was beyond her overwhelming power of her and was beyond her common sense of her.
“Oh, sister. You are amazing too.”
“Well, this is the basics. Hoho, isn’t Abu feeling pretty bad? After all, our Hyeonu knows how to look after women.”
The goddess of fire smiled and smiled.
“So now, to make me feel better, I ask Caisis to stop fussing and have a friend with you. He looks fine now, but he’s dying very little. Hey, I’m not even an adolescent child. Watch how he continues to hold out in the form of a dragon to consume more energy somehow.”
“…”
Uh… So, you’re telling me to go up to that monster and befriend it?
‘Fuck bitch, earlier he told me to only trust him. After all, you’re leaving it to me.’
I’m afraid I’m going to hit it with my deadly handcuffs, which will send even a goddess in one blow.
“Kneel down.”
“…”
I looked around, recalled what had happened a moment ago, and quickly changed my mind to a good heart.
‘Because I’m a woman, I know you’ve looked at me. I’m a gentleman.’
“Kuhm!”
I crashed in mid-air at the word of the goddess and slowly approached Kaisis, who even now all I could do was grind her teeth her while shaking her whole body her.
“…”
Did you go a step or three closer?
Come to think of it, I’m still afraid of cockroaches to be honest, but I’m about to have a heart attack just by approaching them with the thick scales and eyes of a dragon that is hundreds of billions more scary than that.
‘Oh, fuck. I think I’m going to pee.’
I really wanted to take a step back like this.
If I just pass out, I think my mind will be at ease.
Why am I the only one who has to go through this situation every time? The world is resentful.
However, I was a man and the head of a family.
The Fire Goddess was looking at me, and Irene was looking at me.
Furthermore, my lovely women looked at someone else’s wedding today and looked more envious than anyone else.
I could see him licking his lips like he was bitter.
Someday, I will have a wedding like this myself.
I saw him jump up from his seat his and hold the bouquet in his hand his, showing his determination his to believe in me.
I saw that, and I couldn’t back down from here.
There are times when a man has to surrender himself as if possessed by something called ‘Gao’.
That was right now.
“…”
Jerk, Jerk, Jerk!
Instead of crawling like a tortoise, he walked confidently toward Kaisis with his back and shoulders straight.
“Huh, it’s not just because it’s cute.”
At the same time as the fire goddess murmured.
It was only then that Kaisis’ eyes his, which had been grinding his teeth his while lying flat on the floor, moved toward me.
[Don’t think of any more insignificant human bastards approaching me. If you don’t want to become a handful of ashes.]
I flinched.
I’ve seen that guy’s red, burning eyes before. It is ‘it’ that Noah has seen several times. Of course, the eyes were hundreds of times more frightening than Noah’s.
Even this guy was already bigger than mine just by the size of his pupils his.
The voice was also so booming, and even a little painful that it had the power not only to hear, but also to penetrate the soul.
‘I’m certain that he’s a bad-tempered guy.’
Well, if he had a good personality and was docile, he would fly up without hesitation just because the Goddess of Fire showed up and start scrawling his breath.
I wouldn’t have been able to show my rebellion so openly.
The only one who could get along with this bastard was the same bad-tempered one.
And, fortunately, I had a dirty personality.
How dirty is it?
“Shut up, your breath stinks.”
“Pooh!”
[… ] … !]
[The goddesses burst into laughter as they grab their navels with both hands.]
“How can a young reptile who can’t even move at a word from the goddess and only grinds his teeth pretending to be strong against me because he’s so good? Uh?”
[You damn bastard!]
“Woodduddudduddudduddudduddudduddudduddudeuk!”
She was Caisis desperately trying to raise her body her somehow, but the fire goddess just leaned her back against her tree and looked this way as she leisurely checked the condition of her own nails her.
“What? Whatever? What?”
[Awesome! Bastard! I will definitely kill you! I will put it in her mouth and chew it so that not even a single bone or powder remains.]
“No, you have to be able to kill to kill. Sister, if this guy kills me, are you going to leave it alone?”
Fortunately, the Goddess of Fire stood up for me when I asked.
“I can’t accept that. Whatever it is, I’m in charge of this. I have the responsibility and duty to protect you. So don’t worry. Caisis will never kill you.”
After that, I’m glad
I did n’t know that it would appeal to her so strongly, but thanks to her, more strength is put on her shoulders, her shoulders.
“Did you hear me, kid? If you’ve heard it, put those fucking eyes on it. Let’s talk.”
[Kuaaaaa! Damn goddesses. If you’re going to bring me this kind of shame, shouldn’t you just kill me casually, like you’ve always been indifferent! You’re interested in me, so now you don’t let me die alone, you don’t even kill me?!]
Kaisis vented the resentment he had been holding back, but I had no intention of accepting it.
“Are you a kid?”
[What?]
“Are you a kid? Why are goddesses not interested in you? If you’re not really interested, don’t bother bringing me here like this. And from the point of view of the goddesses, why bother? It’s because I need you.”
[Cheuk, kuhhahaha! You will just need A guy like me was simply a tool to use. I don’t want to live that kind of life anymore.]
“That’s your idea, kid. I should have been born much stronger than the goddesses. Fuck you, wouldn’t you have lived doing everything you wanted to do with that power? Am I wrong? Where do you reply Then I will immediately refute that objection.”
[… ] …]
Caisis couldn’t resist.
“Do you know why I came here? Tell me. If you don’t talk, you’ll keep getting mental attacks like this.”
[… ] … Is it to annoy me?]
“Ugh, fuck. That’s right kid In terms of your mental age, you are no different from a human being who has just passed puberty and entered adulthood.”
[… ] …]
“Where did you get paranoia? It might be too late for the goddess to bother me this much. You’re just trying to fix the problem.”
[I don’t want to live anymore.]
“How long have you lived?”
In fact, I must have lived a lot.
However, sometimes you have to know how to use words skillfully.
“Did you live longer than the horse and horse goddesses?”
[That…]
“Or shut up. A guy who has eaten shit knows, and a guy who doesn’t live longer than the goddesses is already acting like an old man.”
[Eww, how long have you lived? There’s no way a human like that dared to live longer than me.]
“Originally, everyone is equal from top to bottom, man.”
[Her… What a bastard…]
How are you?
I’m dumb too The fact that I am now so boldly attacking a dragon that would not be able to extract a single bone from it if it opened its mouth incorrectly.
“You said you didn’t want to live earlier. Are you serious?”
[Yes, I am serious. What is the meaning of such a boring life?]
It’s a bastard, a full sound.
If it were me, as soon as I got the power like Kaisis, I would have had a lot of fun, giving a breath blow in front of the earthlings.
“It’s no fun… Hey, Caisis.”
[Don’t call me by name pretending to be friendly, insignificant human. Because no one dared to call me that.]
“What do you mean, kid?”
Slap, the bridge of the guy’s nose… I couldn’t even hit my front foot, so I held back my tears feeling that my hand hurt even more.
A dragon’s body is so hard, damn it.
“… Hey, you said you’ve never made friends before?”
[You sound like a friend. It was none other than those goddesses who made it impossible for anyone to be by my side. There’s no way I can make friends like that.]
“Then I haven’t even made friends. Have you tried the chicken?”
[Chicken? What kind of food is that? Never heard of it.]
“I don’t even know about chicken. I’ve already wasted half my life here.”
[… ] …]
“And man, you know. That the goddesses didn’t put those fucking restrictions on you for no reason.”
Trembling, the fire goddess trembled her body.
Looking at things like that, you can actually guess how carelessly the goddesses handle things, but at times like this, you shouldn’t show off like that.
[That… I know. I have seen countless times what kind of disaster unfolds when a dragon other than me falls into the hands of an evil and filthy human.]
“Look, it couldn’t have been.”
[But you are more unlucky than any human I’ve ever seen. If there was no goddess, let alone a friend, I would want to chew and eat you right away.]
“Babe, originally, Mi Woon Jeong is more terrifying.”
Please save me
I have two daughters at home that don’t hurt even if I put them in my eyes, and two pretty wives are waiting for me.
“Even though the goddesses may still make friends with other beings, there must be a reason why they chose me.”
「Flicker!」
So, don’t show off that the goddesses are doing a rough job.
“A friend I met for the first time in my life, it shook Kaisis’ heart. If you give up your pride just once here, you will be able to achieve what you have been longing for.”
[Don’t put weird narration. Before killing them.]
“Okay, I apologize for this. A bit overdone By the way, Caisis.”
[Hu, my name… Not. What.]
I spoke a little closer to the boy’s eyes.
“This isn’t gura, it’s the truth. I think it’s a waste for you to die like this. Apart from talking about being needed by the goddesses, it’s just a story that it’s a shame that you die without enjoying all the pleasures of the world yet.”
[… ] …]
Caisis sighed for the first time. I considered it rather fortunate that he let out a sigh.
Because the atmosphere has changed a bit.
[I’ve been living alone for over 2,000 years, so I’ve lived to punish those who cross the line. I lived only for that. I hated the goddesses who made me face the fate of ‘eternal solitude’ beyond making me have such a brutal personality.]
[But, how far can I trust you who were brought by those goddesses?]
[Where is the guarantee that you can entertain me?]
I thought quietly and answered.
“I don’t know either.”
[… ] …]
“How can I promise that? Either you and I don’t have the same hobbies, or you’re such a picky bastard that it might not work at all.”
[… ] …]
“But man, if you’ve been living alone all your life… Wouldn’t it be unfair to die like this just because I’m curious about what it feels like to get out of that solitude? Honestly isn’t it? Am I wrong? Retort, fuck you.”
At my words, Kaisis wanted to stare at me blankly, but then he answered.
[Rebuttal, I can’t.]
[You’re really good at talking about people. Dude, what’s your name?]
“It’s Kim Hyun-woo.”
[Yes, Hyunwoo Kim. My name is Kaisis Eldon Kaiser. From now on, I will admit that I have become friends with you, and I will try to burn the will to live one last time.]
It was a truly magnificent scene.
A highlight scene you would only see in a fantasy movie… But, why is the name…
“Pu-sup, puh-ha-ha-ha! Fuck, kaisis elden kaiser… Fuck you,haha! A name that even a 7-year-old wouldn’t name… !Haha! Oh, that’s so funny I think I’m going crazy, puhaha!”
[Kill him, Kim Hyeon-woo you bastard!]
Light began to emanate from the body of Kaisis, who had shouted to that point.
The Goddess of Fire saw that and smiled happily.
“The fact that he cast polymorph in his body form means that he sincerely acknowledged Kim Hyun-woo. Indeed, in many ways, he is a great human being.”
What? Polymorph?
I gulped and swallowed my saliva, staring blankly at the being with a gigantic body hundreds of meters quickly shrinking in an instant.