Chapter 241 – Chapter 241

Because Seonwoo Yerang is so grown-up today, I end up acting childish without even realizing it.

“I must have paid more attention because I always received it.”
“What are you getting? Rather, I always receive from you. Hey, how much money? That’s nothing to me instead, you always give me happiness that money can’t buy.”
“Nevertheless.”
“Ugh, I guess I put too much pressure on you. Take this opportunity to relax a bit. You and me too… To be honest, you’re still young. There’s no need to be in a hurry already. They say stress is the root of all diseases. Understand?”

Today’s Seonwoo Yerang took care of me more like her mother than her wife.

“I see.”

After kissing one more time, I said hello to the children for a while.

“Dad, I’m going to play with my friend for a bit. Understand?”
“Okay. Miho will take good care of Noah, so don’t worry and come play.”
“Dad, it’s comfortable, so come and play.”
“Okay.”

Looking at the children who have grown up, I nodded her head and tried to move with Kaisis. I belatedly thought of it, took out three jewels of the appropriate size from the pocket that Kaisis had handed to me, and put them in Seonwoo Yerang’s hands her.

“Ah…This is a gift from a friend to my family. Instead, I’m going to live in Korea for a while, so I’m asking you to pay for it.”
“I just have something I can sell myself. Why?”
“Ahaha, a friend with a slightly unique personality in many ways… My sister will understand.”
“Yeah, well, it does look like that. Okay. I’ll take care of these gems or dispose of them. Hmm, it would be perfect if Nayoung and I use it as an accessory because it’s pretty in many ways.”

It was really a brief farewell.
I’ll call you on the way, but except for that, today and tomorrow… I was thinking of investing my time in Kaisis for about two days.

“Hey, let’s go.”
“Okay.”

I left the wedding hall with Caisis, who was looking around. Surprised by the wedding hall, surprised by the elevator…
On the way to the parking lot, Caisis continued to amaze incessantly.
I wonder if that would be the exact same reaction if a human who lived in the Middle Ages was suddenly brought to the modern age. Because Hyundai, filled with many cutting-edge technologies, was a world full of surprises.
The problem is that you eventually get used to it after a few days.

“Get here. It’s a bit far fetched to buy a house right away, but for the time being, let’s find a hotel you can stay in.”
“It’s really a world of things you see for the first time.”
“You’ll get used to it in no time, man. Instead, wear a seat belt.”
“Safety belt? What is it? Above all, when you hear the name of a seat belt, it seems to be a thing to pursue the safety of the user. Do you really think I need something like that?”
“Ah, sir… I know how thick your shit is. If you come to Rome, you must know how to follow the laws of Rome. We are driving a car right now, but do you know that you have to wear a seat belt to drive a car?”

As expected, Kaisis was no different from a curious dragon baby who was just getting older when she eventually came to the modern age.

“Hmm, I have a lot of questions. I’ll be patient for now. What is a seat belt and how do you wear it? Wouldn’t it be right to tell you that first?”

Damn you, I can’t even start like this.

“Ah-oh!”

In anger, I turned over and fastened the seat belt of Caisis myself.
And when I start the car, an unexpected message pops up.

[The newly joined goddesses and angels of a certain taste burst into cheers while pouring nosebleeds on the appearance from a moment ago.]

Oh, I’m going crazy, really.
I thought even the existing onlookers were exhausted, but this time more unpleasant beings are new.

‘Hu, be patient, be patient…’

Even if I make friends with Kaisis anyway, I’ll be busy with this guy for the time being.
In the end, it was clear that I would spend a lot more time with my family.

Then, the people who came in so suddenly would naturally leave.

“Depart.”
“…”

“Booooong!”

Since I was cool, I felt it as I stepped on the accelerator, turned the steering wheel, and went out on the road. Should I say something that is regrettable in many ways but also feels cool?
It’s not like I’ve never driven alone, but that was only for a short time.
I always drove with my kids and their mothers in the back seat, but the one sitting next to me right now is the worst tyranny, Kaisis.

“It’s awkward.”
“What?”
“No, my wife always sits next to me. The kids were sitting in the back.”
“Everything is awkward. More than that, this car is more fun than I thought, right? Even though it’s less than 1/100th the speed I fly myself, I feel a sense of speed. Can I try driving myself later?”
“You can do whatever you want. First of all, follow the driver’s license.”
“Driver’s license? What else is that? Is it like a mercenary plaque?”
“A mercenary? Is that like dalgona? I don’t know what you’re talking about, but to drive this car…”

I’m not lying, as if I had become a guide for a tour company, I had to solve most of Caisis’ curiosity until the moment I arrived at the hotel.

Dog fuck, those fucking words like ‘why’, ‘why’ and ‘how’.
I thought I was finally freed, so why on earth do I have to keep hearing that word from an old bastard?

[Piaris Hotel]

“Oh, crazy… I’m already tired…”
“What did you do? Rather, boil me some ramen. I heard that the ramen your friend cooks is so delicious?”
“… Yes, Mt. Geumgang is also an after-dinner view. Let’s eat rice first. I went all the way to the wedding hall and left without even using the meal ticket I received.”

I went to the lobby to get a VIP room at the hotel, and I had to hear something unexpected.

“Ah, customer. Currently, there are only couple rooms left in this hotel. Are you still okay?”

[Some beings scream for joy.]

At this point, isn’t some bastard grabbing my back and trying to change the genre?

“I’ll go somewhere else.”

He was quite thorough in this regard.
I don’t want to give even a word of room.
I headed straight to the Nobel Hotel next to the Piaris Hotel. Fortunately, the VIP room, which I used often, was empty.

“Is it possible to pay for a month?”
“I’m sorry, but in the case of the VIP room, just because you pay for the entire month, the price is discounted like other rooms, or not. Would that be okay?”
“Yeah, well, just do it.”
“I understand, sir.”

Although the receptionist was kind and skillful, I flinched when I saw that he paid the ridiculous amount casually.

“Hey, did that woman just look at you?”
“Wherever you go, it’s the same. In this world, rich people are gods.”
“… Is that so?”
“Yeah, so even if you come and ask for it back, they won’t give it back. Jewels.”
“…”
“Damn it, but don’t worry too much. I’ll give you at least one card. With this card, you can have almost anything you want.”

I’m not even a VIP card, I just hand my normal credit card to Kaisis.
I got the card key from the counter clerk and went upstairs with Kaisis.

‘Oh, I forgot to buy ramen.’

「Tiririk, clap!」

After checking the room, I thought I should give Kaisis a tour of the convenience store.
What is this?
As seen in Japanese hotels, there was a small vending machine inside. There was beer in it, and instant cup ramen and bag ramen were also sold.

‘Certainly, Korea brings in good things quickly.’

I muttered that to myself and bought three ramen bags from the vending machine.

Furry…

The price is almost three times higher than when bought at a convenience store, but when you see that it looks more delicious, it’s scary that it’s really human psychology.
Well, even if you hand over the same chocolate cake, if you tell the price differently, nine out of ten will say that the expensive chocolate cake tastes much better.
I can’t ignore that either.

“Hey, Caisis.”
“Yes?”
“Get away.”
“Okay.”

I put my face on my shoulder and moved away from Caisis, who was watching. Actually, this distance between friends may not be a big deal, but it was annoying to see the status quo of beings with specific tastes constantly coming up in front of my eyes, so I couldn’t do much.

“How many years did you say you starved?”
“50 years. It’s been quite a while since I got tired of the act of eating in the first place. Because I have eaten all the food that exists on the continent. For me, there was nothing new in that world anymore. No, I might have been able to feel something new if I had agreed to a relationship with someone else.”
“…”
“However, my personality and sense of duty created by ‘eternal solitude’ did not allow that. Well, now that has become my real personality…”
“You say you understand?”
“I don’t understand. It would be a big deal if other dragons fell for human tricks, but if I were to go through such a case, the world itself could be destroyed. In that sense, I feel a little more comfortable in this world.”
“Okay?”
“Okay… In this world, I don’t have to take responsibility for a lot.”
“You also suffered a lot.”

Phishik, Caisis laughed.

“I don’t feel too bad. To hear you say that.”
“Mistress, so don’t cling to me.”
“Fuck, I’m not just here to see how ramen is made. Then, move your body to the side.”
“How can you not see a dragon with magic?”
“I could do it, but then it wouldn’t be fun. If you get used to magic, it’s rather bad.”

Really… Whether it be a human or a dragon, living things might be the same.

“Bubbling!”

Watching the ramen cook just right, I licked my lips.
You just need to put an egg in here.

“It is done. There are no eggs, but there is still soju.”
“Soju?”
“I mean alcohol, alcohol.”

Less so
I took out soju from the vending machine, brought two cups of water from the drawer, filled them with soju, and handed one to Kaisis.

“Do you know how to eat ramen?”
“Can’t you just pick it up and eat it with your hands?”

While doing so, seeing Kaisis openly trying to reach into the ramen that I carefully made, I immediately gave him a drop kick on his side.

“What are you doing, you bastard!”
“Cheuk! Fuck you, why are you hitting me all of a sudden? Do you want to go back?”
“If you put your hands into the food you eat together, it means, fat.”
“My hands are always clean! Uncomfortable? If it’s inconvenient, you can eat it after using ‘clean’ magic!”
“It’s okay, bastard, I’ll teach you how to use chopsticks, so learn from that.”

After teaching Kaisis how to use chopsticks, we were finally able to start eating.
I pretended to eat ramen, but soon, I watched carefully to see how the dragon, which had starved for 50 years, would react to eating ramen.
If you look at the appearance of that kid, you might end up with something like “It’s okay to eat” Or “It’s delicious.”
By the way…

“… Town! Mmm, crazy… ! Crazy, crazy! Hey, what is this? Why is it so delicious!”

As soon as I took a bite, I wanted to open my eyes wide, and it was Caisis who made a fuss.
Full name.
Kaisis Eldon Kaiser… The sight of the worst tyrannical being giving off instant ramen was literally a laughing bomb itself.

“Puffy, puffy… The first time Miho ate ramen, you don’t know how much he liked it.”

Saying that, I thought I’d have a taste of it, so I put my chopsticks into the pot, and I couldn’t help but blink my eyes.

“Make more, my friend.”
“…”

3 seconds?
No, about 11 seconds to be exact?

There must have been three bags of ramen in this pot, but why can’t I see a single drop of soup now?

“Damn it, it’s very tasty. Do you want to make more? Quickly, quickly, quickly! What are you doing? Please make it quickly.”

I quietly stood up and landed another dropkick on Kaisis’ face.

“You fucking pig! Do you eat it all by yourself? This time, I’m going to make it myself and eat it myself, so just watch from the sidelines.”
“Where’s the shameful thing! Friends are meant to share even one of the legs of an oak!”
“Where are you talking like that after you ate all three bags of ramen by yourself! Hey, put your finger on the ramen I’m making. At that time, I will just break the back of your head.”
“Yeah, if you can break it, break it. Just because I’m in human form, do you think I’m going to lose to you?”

While spending time with Caisis while fighting a war that is not a war like that, the goddesses send another message.
I thought it was a message related to a particular taste, so I was a little surprised.

[The goddesses look at Kaisis and smile happily.]
[I’m glad you look happy.]

And, they showed me a message.

[Even God couldn’t overcome solitude.]

The world is not meant to be lived alone.
I’m sure I heard that…

“Ooh, full. Hey, Hyunwoo Kim. What are you going to do from now on? Now, are you going to teach me something interesting?”

Comparing Kaisis, who only complained in the other world, with the guy now, Kaisis now had a very innocent smile, apart from a face that looked dirty.
I said with a smile.

“Let’s hit a movie or something while eating snacks.”