Chapter 295 – Chapter 295

I was being blessed by a higher god.
In fact, just staying up one night didn’t interfere with the schedule.

“Huh.”

However, it was a body that could sleep again if asked to sleep.

[Current time]
[AM 5:32]

I quickly washed my hair within 3 minutes, put on the neat clothes I had picked out last night in 1 minute, went up to the second floor and lay down next to Miho who was sleeping peacefully.

“Uh… Dad? Were you alive?”
“I am back from hell. It’s even less than a minute, so let’s go to sleep.”
“Ugh, Kool.”

What a strange thing.
Last night, even though I tried so hard, I couldn’t sleep at all, and as the time to leave approached, a sweet sleep came over me.

[It will be like this again. Humans…]

“… What a cunning animal, Drurreong.”

I woke up after an hour of the sweetest sleep in the world, and Miho was not in my arms.

I wondered what was going on, and in a half-asleep state, Seonwoo Yerang dragged me around to finish washing my face and putting on a cute one-piece that I didn’t normally wear because moving was a hindrance.

“Ugh, I’m sleepy…”
“So, why don’t you stay up all night and play games with Daddy last night? Did your mother ever tell you not to play games?”
“It’s gone.”
“Then you shouldn’t have slept peacefully on a day like today.”
“My dad seduced Miho.”

What!
Have you ever seen an elf like this? Dad still made concessions as much as possible for you, but you dare to sell him out in this situation?
If you come out like that, I have an idea…

“Do not lie! Like this wicked elf.”
“Ugh!”
“Even if Dad has a bit of a blind spot, that’s true. On a day like yesterday, there’s no way I asked you to stay up all night without thinking. It’s obvious. Saying that he couldn’t sleep, let’s do a little more and finish, but when he opened his eyes, wasn’t it morning?”
“Hey!”

Miho was surprised twice in a row.
How surprised he must have been to swallow empty wind twice in a row.

And I was equally surprised.

“Sigh!”

At this level, I had a legitimate suspicion that Seonwoo Yerang might have secretly watched everything we did yesterday morning from behind.

[If you don’t have to do that, wouldn’t anyone be able to make the same prediction if you see the two of them on a regular basis.]

I can’t!
Wouldn’t Miho know, that my actions could be predicted that simply?

[Why are the parties always so neat that they can’t admit it?]

Don’t subtly make me the same level as Miho.

“Sister, I’ll get down to the car first, start the engine, and turn on the air conditioner.”
“Oh, do that. You put some blankets in the back seat today. I’m going to sleep with you and Miho there.”
“Yes? Oh, it’s okay. I slept for an hour, and to be honest, I stayed up all night because I could do it without sleeping. Let Miho sleep.”
“If you shut up and go to sleep, hit me. Don’t complain that you’re tired when you go to your parents’ house, you’re the only one who can protect us there. If you fall asleep there for no reason, you won’t be suffocated to death.”
“Oh really…Because I can’t sleep.”
“…”

Seonwoo Yerang opened her eyes and looked at me.

“With that said, why are you taking your pillow from the big room?”
“Ha, I don’t think it’s polite to decline when my real sister is so considerate. It’s going to pass without a hitch.”
“Young… Okay, so take Miho with you. Is he finished too? When Nayoung and I finish makeup, she will take Noah out of her, so she sleeps with Miho on her own.”
“Okay, sister. Let’s go, Miho Kim.”
“Kyaa…”

Fluff.
Unlike usual, the elf who lacked sleep showed weak charm and fell asleep terribly in my arms.

“Hey! Lay down carefully so that the dress is not wrinkled, okay?”
“Yes, I understand.”

I went down to the underground parking lot like that, started the SUV that I often use for family outings, and turned on the air conditioner.
I lay in the back seat with Miho.
It was a form of sleeping with me lying down on my stomach and Miho clinging to my stomach like a koala clings to a tree.

“It takes about two and a half hours to go to my parents’ house. I just need to sleep for an hour and wake up.”

… Muttering, I continued my sweet sleep, and when I opened my eyes, I ate and laughed.

[Current time]
[AM 9:44]

You’ve arrived at your hometown in no time.
It seemed that Seonwoo Yerang was driving all the time. Seeing things like this, my sister is also a good driver. It was almost as comfortable as lying in a Simmons bed.

“Dad, did you sleep well?”
“Did you sleep well? I slept well with my daughter snoring side by side. Fix that habit Even Miho snores because of you.”
“… I’m sorry.”

After handing over an apology with multiple meanings, I stretched out.
In a way, I feel fortunate that my father’s parents’ house is not too far away in the countryside. Still, it was true that it was an old place compared to where we live.

Rather than being a secluded place, it is densely packed with houses… It was an old neighborhood that was sure to be redeveloped someday.

“Isn’t the car blocked?”
“What did you say. It’s not that far down to Busan. This is fine. More than that, I’m annoyed that I had a hard time finding a place to park. I don’t know if there is a paid parking lot nearby. Uh-huh, look at the cars. It’s not even Chuseok, so this is enough… It’s not that tomorrow will be worse.”

Glancing at her words, I looked around and could only nod slightly.
Some cars are parked right in front of the house gate.

“Seeing things like this makes me wonder if there are people in our country who don’t have cars. Or is it just that our country is so narrow…”
“Stop talking in your sleep, now take your luggage out of the trunk.”
“Yes, sister.”

I entrusted Miho, who was still barely awake, to Noah, and took out my luggage from the trunk with Nayoung.
It was a full set of top-notch, first-class Korean beef, and a gift box for holidays worth 399,800 won.
10 in total.
Originally, I didn’t intend to bring things that expensive, but Seonwoo Yerang said I had to do this much.

“Because of the things you committed, this is about medicine. What and how much do you do?”

Yes.
I did something.

How serious is the crime if a guy who didn’t even go to the army cut off a relationship for two years because he ran away from home?
Of course, personally, I feel most sorry for my biological parents. I didn’t feel so sorry for my other relatives.
It might seem a bit selfish.
In reality, the only time we face our relatives like this is at least for grandparents’ birthdays and holidays like these.

‘Honestly, rather than being happy, I’m more tired.’

Despite gaining strong stamina through God’s blessing his, his shoulders his droop just by arriving at a familiar old town.

“And, give this to your grandfather and grandmother. Pin money.”
“Aren’t you putting in too much?”

Let me be surprised by the thickness of the envelope as well as the fact that all the bills inside it are 50,000 won.
Seonwoo Yerang made a puzzled expression.

“Hey! You, who ran away from home for two years, shouldn’t have to pay that much if you want to shoulder a little bit. I want to just give you 100 million won, and do something that never happened. Then I thought it would be too burdensome, so I only put in 10 million won.”
“Your sister was n’t born rich, but when you see her spending money, is she n’t spending a joke?”
“Originally, man, earning may be difficult, but writing is easy. You were once like that too. When you go out in full swing at the host bar.”
“Ah… I understand.”

I knew right away what it felt like.
Earning may be difficult, but getting used to spending is easy.

Anyway…

[00 after 0000]

Considering that my father’s car is also parked nearby and the current time is close to 10:00 in the morning, it’s probably better to assume that all of my relatives have gathered.

So roughly how many people were there?

Father couple, eldest father couple, little aunt, great aunt couple… There are two children of my great aunt.
Two children of my great aunt.
If we add grandpa and grandma to us…

It’s already 20 people.
And if you think of the grandpa and grandma’s neighbors who come to visit because they’re bored… Oh, and there was also the youngest uncle.

“Ah, I just want to hang up and go back like this.”

This was really more stressful than I thought.
Whether I’m doing well or not.
Aside from that, it wasn’t easy being polite among so many people, especially my grown-up relatives, whom I couldn’t tolerate.

Besides, since I have children with me, that is also a concern.

“Oh, I didn’t teach the kids how to bow.”
“Before you came, Nayoung and I taught you.”
“…”

I stared blankly at Seonwoo Yerang.

“What?”

Seonwu Yerang answered bluntly, but even that look was so lovely that he couldn’t stand it, so he rubbed her face against her chest and acted aegyo.

“Sister, thank you so much. I might not have come here without you.”
“Isn’t this normal? Anyone who sees it will know that I usually just play and eat at home. And whatever it is, I’m the most grown-up out of all of them. You should take care of this.”

I don’t know how it is normally, but I do know that when there is an event like this, Seonwoo Yerang prepares more actively than anyone else.

“Well then, shall we go see it?”
“Ah! Brother, hold on.”

Na-yeong calls us over for a moment and then pulls something out of her pocket.
It was round in shape.

“What is this?”
“Woohwangcheongsimhwanyo. Come to think of it, since I was young, I’ve never properly celebrated a holiday. I’m really nervous because I’m trying to live in this position.”
“Can you give me one too?”
“Here you go.”

I chewed the bitter woohwangcheongsim pill and passed it down the back of her neck. Seeing things like this, Nayoung also really likes to be prepared.
What kind of person would eat Woohwangcheongsimhwan to reduce the tension of the holiday?

‘Hu, but something calms me down.’

“Let’s go for real.”
“Kyaaaaang!”
“Yes, Dad.”

Miho and Noah, who had woken up from their sleep by keeping their feet on the ground for a long time, nodded vigorously.
Today, I took my two prettier wives and two cuter daughters and walked down a familiar road and finally arrived at the front door of my grandfather’s house.

“Mom! Where should I put this?”
“Oh really! Hey, Kim Hyun-soo, look at me. Just because my sister will do everything. Guys can’t even do this. So, will you be able to hold a memorial service for your father when they die?”

I can already hear the friendly voices of cousins ​​and sisters, and besides that, eldest mother and eldest father.
I start to flinch when I hear the chattering voices of various people.
But with my family by my side, I had no choice but to muster up the courage.

「Kikiiik!」

As I opened the decrepit door and entered, I greeted my family.

“Hello…”
“Uh! Mom!”

Just in time, my aunt and cousin, who were putting food on the ancestral rite table, found me first and made a fuss in surprise.

“Everyone come out and see, Hyeonu is here! Hyun Woo! I heard the story from the young master, but he really came!”
“What? Hyunwoo are you here? You bastard, let me see your face.”
“Hyunwoo! It’s only been 2 years, but it came sooner than I thought. I heard the story from my brother. You said you were married?”

It’s a mess.
At least, the mess settled down quickly because my father had promised me in advance that I was coming today.

“Hello, long time no see. Hello.”
“Kyaang, hello.”
“Hello hello. Nice to meet you.”

I couldn’t even take off my shoes and only greeted 10 times at the entrance before I was able to complete the reunion with everyone.
But a bigger problem still remained.

“By the way… Who will be Hyeonu’s wife?”
“…”

Ah… My father couldn’t bear to tell me that I now have two wives, so everyone was tilting their heads at Seonwoo Yerang and Hwang Bona-yeong, who were standing close to me.

Not even long after the Olympics.

“Ugh! Aren’t you Hwang Bona-young? She is the Olympic boxing national team member, who won the gold medal this time… The youngest genius boxer! What is this?”
“Really! What happened?”
“Mom, what kind of people did Hyeonu bring… The daughters are also very cute.”

It was dizzying itself.
However, I needed to get used to this situation every time.
Until one day we realize the future of polygamy…

“They are both my wives.”

At that moment, my father and mother quietly turned their heads.
Only a very small word came out among the people who were enveloped in silence for a moment.

“To?”