Chapter 311 – Chapter 311

They weren’t old men, and after getting to know each other again through a bath, we spent a peaceful day.
Yes, until 10:00 p.M., It was just peace itself.

“Cozy and sweet, round and puffy ma… Ouch.”

While Miho ate potato chips and coke and sang an animated song, the TV suddenly turned off.

“… ?”

When the TV suddenly turned off, Miho, who was naturally enjoying himself, could n’t help but express his doubts.
Miho flinched as she checked who was holding the remote control.

“Wow…”

There, Seonwoo Yerang was looking at the children with a smile.

“Now, it’s 10pm, so everyone should go to bed, right? Don’t you have to go to school tomorrow too?”
“Miho, I can’t sleep right now. So, it’s okay to look at it a little more.”

Meanwhile, Miho tries to turn on the TV by hand. Seonwoo Yerang held onto Miho’s wrist tightly.

“Wow!”
“Has your mother ever said anything to you?”
“No.”
“Then sleep quietly today.”
“…”

Dumb dumb.

Miho blinked her eyes, which were still shining, a few times, then up cautiously at Seonwoo Yerang’s words her, which were much more sincere than usual.

“If Dad reads you two children’s books, Miho, sleep peacefully. Is Noah okay?”
“Yes, sister. My favorite thing is when my dad reads me a storybook.”

Why are sparks flying at me who was still?
There are so many storybooks these days that it takes at least 20 minutes for each one.

“Ah, it’s okay to just watch cartoons and go to bed at 11 o’clock…”

As I was talking, I kept my mouth shut.
Holding my shoulders, I can feel the life on the smiling face of Seonwoo Yerang. You can see life in a face without a slight movement.

‘Assassin!’

… It was a feeling of intimidation to the point of thinking.

“Did you hear? Go upstairs and put the kids to bed. We will be preparing ourselves in our own way.”
“What?”

As I tilt my head, Seonwoo Yerang whispers in my ear.

“In order to deepen our friendship, shouldn’t all four of us do it together like this?”

Oh my gosh.
From day one?

Didn’t we end up bathing together, touching each other’s breasts, eating, and talking about this and that?

“Ah, sister. On a day like today, the kids are all together in our room…”
“What?”
“… After all, on a day like today, adults need to build friendships.Haha!”

I feel it every time, but I don’t know if it’s different from Seonwoo Ye, but she was sincere about sex.
No, more so now.

Because recently, Seonwoo Yerang’s goal in life was not to lose to my dick. In fact, Seonwoo Yerang held up better than Nayoung, who is now boxing steadily.

‘If you’re really stuck on one thing, you’re a woman who can’t see anything else…’

Well, without this madness, you could never reach the top in many fields, including Space Ground.
But there were also concerns.
Normally, Nayoung and older sister would take turns sitting in the living room and watching the children to see if they were peeping, but what if they all did it together like today and were caught by the children?

“Oh, I’ll solve that problem.”
“Yes?”

I tilted my head again, wondering what he meant, but Seonwoo Yerang approached Noah with a kind smile and voice.

“Noah, by the way, dad and mom have other business to do today. Even if you wake up in the middle of the night, don’t come down to the first floor. There’s a bathroom and water purifier on the second floor, so it’s okay, right?”
“Yes, aunt. I will.”

Noah nodded her head politely.
Next was Miho.

“Miho Kim.”
“Yap!”
“If you come down to the first floor in the middle, you will die in the hands of her mother.”
“Oh ho-hong, I guess it makes me want to come down even more… Hee!”

Miho, who was about to spin around like a ballerina with a nasty smile as usual, screamed the moment she faced Sunwoo Yerang, who was smiling while holding onto her shoulder her.

“Did you know what Mom said?”
“Miho, even if I break my leg, I’ll stay on the second floor…”

… It wasn’t human life.

“All right? Now, quickly find two suitable children’s books and put the kids to bed.”
“Ah, I see! Her Majesty the Queen!”
“Kyaang! I will obey Her Majesty’s orders!”

I took Miho and Noah in my arms and slowly went up to the second floor. Then he said while giggling with Miho.

“Sometimes, Mom, it seems like you’re not human.”
“Your mother is the number one person in the world who would be afraid of even the death god of the underworld.”
“Ohh…”

Let’s see, what are you reading today…
Oh, this would be nice

[Rune and Beanstalk]

“Now, lie down, both of you. I’m going to make my dad read me a funny story from now on. This is very thick, so let’s cut it into two volumes. Understand?”
“Uh huh, does Miho look like she’s wearing shorts? Volume 2 is volume 2. No bargaining. If you’re scared, you’ll have to offer your wrist.”
“I’ll read you something else after this.”

I started reading one of the 50 fairy tales for toddlers.

“Once upon a time in a village…”
“Each fairy tale begins with a certain village in the past.”
“It’s like that, so just listen quietly. It’s because it was fashionable at the time.”

Anyway, the story continued.

“In this village, there was a boy named Rune and a mean father who thought of Rune as a thorn in his eye. What day it was My dad, who works with Rune as usual, put the chicken in Rune’s arms and told me to buy a cow and leave 30 gold.”
“It’s a complete asshole.”
“I am a bad father. How could that be?”
“Yeah, what a bad dad. Hearing that, Rune was greatly discouraged. The price of a chicken is only 10 gold, so you can buy a cow with it and leave 30 gold? This damn baby baby, was it a gangster in the past life. “

… Write, was it originally a fairy tale with this content?

I nodded and continued reading.

“But if Rune didn’t nod, Daddy would beat him to death, so crying and eating mustard, Rune thought of doing manual labor, so he carried a pickaxe on his shoulder and walked to the market with a chicken in his hand.”
“Ong, how can Rune buy a cow with a chicken and leave behind 30 gold?”
“I know. Dad is curious too. I’m on my way, oh my god… I could hear the voice of a person coming from the collapsed mine very accidentally.”
“Kyaang! Interesting!”

It’s a real opening fairy tale.

“Just in time, Rune had a pickaxe in his hand, so he saved the person trapped inside it.”
“Wow! Rune, great!”
“By the way, what is this? The person I saved was on the verge of starvation.”
“Oooh, I must have been starving in there.”
“The man said. If you roast the chicken in Rune’s arms right away, I’ll give you the mysterious beans left in my pocket.”
“…”
“Then, Rune kicked the man in the stomach and rejected him. Beans and chicken Even if you compare the simple volume, the difference is dozens of times, but when I saved it, I cursed that I would be punished for being nasty to give up even the bundle.”
“Wow!”

What a fairy tale
What kind of fairy tale is this

“Cool,” Said the man who coughed up blood and then threatened Rune. If you don’t fill my stomach like this, I’ll curse you even if I die and become a ghost.”
“To…”
“Lun was a child who was very afraid of curses, so she had no choice but to listen to her with tears in her eyes. Whoops, whoops, whoops… Said the man who had snapped the delicious chicken tossing the beans with a flick of his thumb. Those beans will make you happy.”
“Five…”
“Then, watching the man wipe his mouth and disappear into the distance, Rune quietly raised his middle finger.”
“I think Miho did the same. By the way, what about runes now?”
“Right, Dad. Sorang told me to leave 30 gold, but in Rune’s hand, there’s only a small useless bean.”
“Yeah, I’m curious too.”

Before we knew it, the three of us were lying side by side on the bed, putting our heads together, immersed in a fairy tale.

“Because taking a bean and showing it would be better than returning empty-handed, Roon buried the bean in her yard and went to her father her.”
“Ugh… !”
“Dad saw Rune’s empty hands and asked. What about the cow? 30 gold? Rune answered. He met a thief in the middle and took it away. If he didn’t give me the chicken obediently, he’d be dead. But it didn’t even work for Rune’s dad. Puck, puck.”
“It’s a bad joke! Bad joke! Such a jerk is not my father.”
“Broken to the brim of her death her, Rune was kicked out of her house and curled up on her cold ground, her tears streaming down her face her.”

At that time, Noah sniffed too.

“Hey, I think I know what you mean. Rune is so pitiful.”
“He’s a really bad dad. But since there is a story behind it, shall we continue reading?”
“Yes, Dad.”
“The place where Rune’s tears fell was, mysteriously, where he buried the beans. The beans, which seemed to be dry before sprouting due to lack of moisture, grew quickly by eating Rune’s tears.”
“Wow…”
“The beanstalk grew so fast that it reached the sky. And at the end, treasures bloomed.”
“Wow!”

The words that the beanstalk grew to the point where it reached the clouds and the treasure grew were simply unrealistic.
Who would find reality in fairy tales?
How can a beanstalk grow to the sky in the first place?

“At those twinkling gold, Rune completely forgot her pain and thought about it. Let’s pick them up and make a fresh start. Let’s move on to a faraway Western resort and live a happy new life with her three wives her.”
“Five…”
“But my dad, who smells like money, couldn’t tolerate that.”
“Wow! Bad jjaram, it came out again!”
“Seeing Rune climb the beanstalk, Dad blew it away with a dropkick unbefitting his age his, and started climbing the beanstalk with an evil smile.”
“Kyaang! No. It’s a rune.”
“However, the beanstalk that grew up with only tears might be able to withstand the weight of the runes, but it couldn’t overcome the weight of the belly of the vicious father who exploited the runes.”
“Ugh!”
“Chicken, crunchy… When I heard the sound, Dad looked down for a while in awe. He knew instinctively that if he gave up even now, he could live. But he had a treasure just a little further up.”
“Gulp.”
“Ah, what will be fine… My father, who climbed a little further with a light heart, fell and lost his life along with the broken beanstalk. At the same time, all the treasures on the beanstalk disappeared.”
“No… Miho’s treasure.”

How is that your treasure?

“The devastated Rune groaned for days, but it was because she was hit with a dropkick by her dad her. And after her body healed, Rune realized.”
“… ?”
“She lost her treasure right in front of her eyes, but she says she is very happy now.”
“Yeah, that’s impressive.”

Who the hell wrote this?
I shook my head as I checked the name of the author who reorganized this fairy tale.

“Anyway, what this fairy tale is trying to say is that if you live badly or be greedy, you will be punished. And money shouldn’t be the criterion for happiness. Got it?”
“Kyaaaaang! Miho should live a nicer life too.”
“Are you sleeping now?”

At my question, Miho and Noah shook their heads.

“I heard a very provocative story, so I woke up even more. Dad, read the second book now. This time, Miho chose it.”

I was speechless for a moment looking at the title of the children’s book Miho had chosen.

[The youngest pig, who lost his brothers to the wolf, decided to take revenge.]

What else is this