Chapter 390 – Abduction – Diet

My current location is the Other World Water Park.
Well, to be precise, Miho said she wanted a bigger and bigger water park, so I was at the biggest water park in the world that I built in Korea.

Furthermore, because there is a magical ride made of the power of kaisis, it was operating in the most comfortable and safe way throughout the four seasons.

If you come here even in winter, how can you walk around in a bikini?
Furthermore, there was no need to wear a rash guard or life jacket in this water park. Furthermore, it was set so that all rides could be used by standing in line for up to 20 minutes at any ride.

And that’s not all.
Food is sold at the same regular price as sold outside, as well as the Kids Zone.
There was even a sex room for husbands who got horny in their wives’ bikinis.

Of course, there was tremendous opposition from Korean scholars about the sex room, but even so, there was no one in this world who could go against my will anymore.
Anyway, today I was visiting a water park with my beloved daughters and their friends.

“Puu…”

I laughed as I poked Miho’s right cheek on her, which was swollen like a steamed bun, with my index finger on her.

“Are my daughter’s cheeks very big today?”
“No, Dad!”

Now it’s not perfect, beyond the level of getting used to it.
Miho has become like a real family.

Should I say that the cotyledon is different from the beginning? Having grown up so much, Miho had no restraints in living his life her.
It wasn’t for nothing that she was called the princess of the world.

The reason why such a princess was dissatisfied today was not a big deal.

“No, why am I the only one in a full-body wetsuit! Pooh! Miho also prepared ten bikinis for today! I was going to post it on Outstar!”
“No.”
“Noah! Noah still wears a cute one-piece bikini! You have bigger breasts than me!”
“Oh no, it’s not okay. When daddy’s not around, they don’t say anything even if I wear a bikini. But if you come with Dad, wear a wetsuit.”
“…”

At my words her, Miho puffed out her cheeks as if she had become the frog king again.
It sounds like you’re angry, but I knew better than anyone how to vent my oldest daughter’s anger.

“Rather than that, will the food come out now?”
“… ! Food! Kyaang!”

Hearing that food will be served, Miho, who was wearing a full-body wetsuit and flippers, was delighted, and his friends around him burst into laughter.
Well, it was already known to the world through Nutube and Outstar that Miho is a glutton.

“Anyway, I’m really jealous of Miho.”
“Uh? What?”

Miho, who had already reached out to Noah, not even a fork, and naturally put on disposable vinyl gloves and put mana on his hand his, tilted his head.

“Even though you eat 30 servings almost every day by yourself, you don’t gain weight every time. My stomach doesn’t even swell in real time.”
“That’s natural. Because Miho is an elf! Ahem!”
“Yes, elf. Well done A mythical race from ancient times, right? Called the existence of beauty… Well, considering Miho’s beauty her, there’s nothing strange about thinking of her as an elf.”
“…”
“Didn’t you raise Miho too much? Well, Miho must have looked like an elf even in the eyes of the dumb daughter-in-law. By the way, why is Noah not an elf?”

I quietly scratched my cheek at the serious question.
Yeah… Miho is an elf.
Because Noah is a dragon.

“Because I am a dragon.”
“Puhyuk, your family is really unique. Well, since the name of the company is different world family, is it natural? Is that a concept? Wouldn’t it be a little more fun if my family lived like that?”

What a strange thing.
Despite going through quite a lot of trial and error, it turned out that the things I was using were magic or something from another world.
It was that no one believed Miho and Noah were of different races.

The human way of thinking is more mysterious than you think.
Just like when you see a person holding a handgun in South Korea, you think “Oh, that must be a toy or a lighter” And move on.
It’s hard to believe that it’s dizzy.

“By the way, talking about Miho’s life, something else comes to mind.”
“Hey, what is it? Mister?”

I grinned as I sucked on a glass of mojito.

“Do you want to hear it?”
“Yes, yes, I want to hear it! All the shreds you unravel are fun.”
“Ha, how interesting is the story of a man who is over 30 years old now?”
“Ah, at 30, I’m still in my prime. Even though he is 50 years old, he says he is much better than my dad.”

Yes, I did once again achieve #1 nomination rate at a host bar called Valentia.
After all, a man has a face and sense.

“Okay, let’s see. What are you talking about?”

When I brought up the story, Miho trembled slightly.
Because this story was one of the few trembling times that my family had.

*

It was about a year after Irene and Irene’s daughter, Kim Arin, was born.
This was also a time when Seonwoo Yerang was a little sensitive due to this and that.
Because within a year of her wedding, she actually wanted to get pregnant too. She sincerely had no fears about her pregnancy.

“Haaaaa… Ahhh! A lot, a lot, wrap it inside. Loads!”

Rather, there was only her anticipation of her pregnancy her and her love for her own child, who would later be born.
Of course, I also wanted to impregnate her.

However, due to circumstances, it was not easy.

God’s blessing was not something that could be reaped at will. I feel it every time, even if it seems like I’m living as a complete opening.
The heavens and the underworld were governed by strict discipline and the law of equal exchange.

The reason why the goddesses seem to do whatever they want is because they are great beings who can bear most of the cost themselves.
It’s not easy for me.
Even more so, because I had become an agent of darkness, if I easily withdrew God’s blessing, I could die, so I needed some time.

“After… Fuck.”

No matter how good the sex is.
If you don’t get what you want at the end, people are a little annoyed. Even if you know the circumstances, aren’t there times when you feel frustrated and angry?

Of course, there was no such thing as Seonwoo Yerang trying to force me.
Rather, I also felt that she was lovable and apologetic when she was acting childishly in front of me, so I comforted her as much as possible.

It has been very peaceful so far.
To be honest, if a woman gets a little irritable, that’s how attractive it is.

The problem had to happen in ‘daily life’.

“That’s right, that’s right! Today’s food is Combination Pizza, Bulgogi Pizza, Cheese Pizza, Big Sweet Potato Pizza, Ultra Revolution Pizza, and Pineapple Pizza!”

He said he had a big head.
Now, with Seonwoo Ye, no, now Miho orders different kinds of delivery to his heart’s content with a credit card that is also my money.
And Miho’s favorite thing was to film a mukbang while watching You Tube on the huge TV in the living room.

[Recently, due to the influence of mukbang nutubs, Korea’s obesity rate has risen by 1.4 percent.]
[Therefore, temporary diet supplements made by the ‘Different World Family’ are selling like crazy, but they are only supplements. It cannot be a fundamental solution.]
[However, it’s true that watching mukbang youtube makes you want to eat without even realizing it. Sometimes, when I watch You Tube where my son or daughter is doing a chicken mukbang, I’m already ordering two chickens at the moment I want to oops.]

Yes.
I also watched a lot of mukbang youtube in the past. When you look at it, don’t you suddenly think of this?

Oh, can I eat like that too?

「Grurl!」

Just in time, if you’re hungry.
A person who normally knows that he is full after eating just one bowl of ramen and one bowl of rice, becomes stupid for a moment and sees that he is boiling four bowls of ramen without even realizing it.

And while watching what was made, I was nervous for a while.
In the end, if you can’t even eat rice and inhale the amount of about 2, you will regret it and throw it away in the waste food bin while regretting the blown noodles.

Like this, it’s human beings who get a lot of appetite just by watching mukbang you tube across the screen.

Haha! It’s so delicious!”

In the living room, the smell of pizza spread like crazy to the second floor.

“Noah, Coke.”
“Yes, sister.”

Seeing our oldest daughter shoveling two sets of pizzas into each bite while receiving the utmost hospitality could not help but whet the appetite of the whole family.

No, you don’t even have to have an appetite.
Isn’t there a national rule in life?

If someone else is eating, even if you’re full for no reason, you want to take at least a bite.

It’s Miho!”

Even if you catch the reaction of the person being taken away, from some point on, you might end up taking it away just to see that reaction.
The problem here is that the payoff does not appear immediately, but very slowly.

“Yum yum, yum yum… Coke refills!”
“Yes, sister.”

Abv, Abv!

Our cute third, Miho, behaves like a master in front of Arin Kim.
First of all, Kim Mi-ho is an elf, so whether she eats 10 pizzas or 30 hamburgers a day, she never gains weight.
It’s just that the elf race was born that way.

They are a laid-back race, just like Miho’s current singing ability her.
I tend to grow very slowly, but there is a rumor that God bestowed such blessings on the mind that if I gain weight well, everyone can become pigs…

Anyway, no matter how much Miho eats, she doesn’t gain weight.
I’m ashamed to say this myself, but all three of my wives have such beautiful bodies that they could be modeling all over the world right now.

They know that too, and have lived well enough to take it for granted.
Because sometimes I overeat, or even if I eat too much, I move diligently beyond that… It’s because I’ve always taken care of it, so I didn’t gain weight easily.

However, in this world, it was really rare to have a truly ‘non-fat constitution’.

Seonwoo Yerang’s old diet consisted of one or two meals a day.
However, she has been living with Miho for about a year, and she has eaten almost four meals a day… She had eaten as many as six meals a day.

And, in her early days, she had little influence on him.

Sunwooye and I also believed that.
She says she has a constitution that doesn’t gain weight.

However…

“Oh, stress. I should eat a slice of sweet potato pizza too.”
That’s Miho… Uh?”

Today, as always, Miho, who was trying to show a flashy reaction to Seonwoo Yerang’s behavior her, hesitated.
By the way, even though Seonwoo Yerang has improved a lot now, she was a woman who only spent time naked in the past. She’s now, she’s improved and wears at least her underwear her.

The fact that she was only wearing underwear meant that the lines of her body her were exposed.

Seeing Sunwoo Yerang like that, her Miho muttered with a slightly serious expression.

“Mom… Aren’t you fat?”