Chapter 70 – Chapter 70

No matter how urgent Seonwoo Yerang was, he wouldn’t come running right away, so he had to solve it in the morning.
So, what should I eat for today’s breakfast?
In fact, the agony of parents who have to make breakfast for their children started here.

She doesn’t know when she eats only the food prepared by her mother, but when she finds herself in the opposite position, she realizes how difficult it is to change her diet, even a little bit each day.

‘I think I ate kimchi fried rice, kimchi stew, and duruchigi a while ago…’

Didn’t you just eat too salty food in many ways?
Besides, I felt like I only ate too much meat.
Except for canned tuna, I’ve never eaten any kind of fish.

「Click!」

When I opened the freezer, there was only meat in it, including thinly sliced ​​pork belly and neck meat.
The only thing that came to my mind after seeing this was grilling it properly in a frying pan and eating it with salt or oil sauce.

‘Can I feed them meat again?’

When I lived alone, 365 days a year, I never cared much about whether I ate only meat or not.
There is a perception that children should be well-balanced.

In this case, it was another search.

[What if my child only eats meat?]

“Hmm.”

As a result of a search, it is said that the lean parts of beef, pork, and duck are not as bad as they thought.
Also, sticking to or liking only meat was not a big problem.
Instead, there is one prerequisite attached to this, which is that you must eat vegetables as well as eat meat.
In that sense, our kids had no problems.

「Click!」

When I opened the refrigerator, all the healthy foods such as vegetables and tofu that I buy every time I go to the market are already gone.

‘It’s really fortunate.’

If Miho and Noah had a bad diet, I think both of them would have suffered a lot in many ways.
In Noah’s case, the child was too gentle and could not be touched, and in Miho’s case, it would not have been easy to correct him because he was too selfish.

‘No, so what should I really feed?’

Shall we go to gimbap hell again?
It was to the point where I searched for and referred to the meal plan of a nearby elementary school because I couldn’t think of a meal plan.
But it definitely helped a lot.

‘Stir-fried oyster mushrooms, clear pollack soup, stir-fried sundae vegetables… Let’s see, salmon steak.’

I knew what kind of food it was, but after recording food that I hadn’t even thought of giving to my children until I saw it.
I told the kids

“Let’s eat outside today. Everyone, go to the bathroom to wash up.”
“Kyaang! Morning bath!”
“Yes, Dad.”

Today, I was thinking of taking a walk in the morning and going to a hamburger shop during off-peak hours to reduce the children’s human phobia.

[Current time]
[AM 6:24]

It was a fairly relaxing time.

‘Just wash the kids’ heads and faces…’

While thinking that, Miho threw away the T-shirt and panties she was wearing in a second and ran to Noah and took off all the clothes she was wearing as well.
They are two children who became naked in an instant.
It didn’t matter.

‘Miho really likes to take a bath.’

The funny thing is, I don’t really like bathing alone, but I really liked bathing with others.
And every time he says that he is getting closer naked.

‘I didn’t mean that… Is not it? I guess that’s what it meant.’

I’m still a kid, so it doesn’t matter.
I tilt my head and try to roll up the arm part of my clothes with the intention of washing the kids, but before that, Miho takes Noah by the hand and drags him to the bathroom, then turns on the shower.

“Shoot!”

When I saw it, I was slightly moved.

「Fishik!」

“Isn’t there already no need for me to help?”

Well, after washing my hair, washing my body, and washing my face for a few days, I told him that I should always be able to do it alone from now on.
In a way, this was right.
In the future, when you enter elementary school and think that you will become an adult by eating one year older each year, if you cannot wash yourself, that is more of a problem.

Still…

[You seem upset?]

“Slightly?”

Literally, it was a bit disappointing.
I should like it if there is one less annoying thing.

It is the moment when the raised arms are lowered with a smile filled with so many emotions.

“Tongue, tongue, tongue! Mohae, take off your tongue quickly and come in. The water is full now!”
“Eh?”

The excitement was shattered.
Desperately, I quickly stuck my head in and looked into the bathroom. I couldn’t understand why there were snacks in the bathroom shelf next to Noah filling the shower, but I skipped a small bag of snacks from that shelf. Miho was there.

“Kyaang! It’s delicious! Even Noah eats one.”
“Thanks sister.”
“Yes! Because Miho is the older sister!”

Aren’t you already a bully when it comes to pampering your younger sister before being an older sister?
And why did you hide snacks in the bathroom shelf made for toilet paper?

“No, what kind of morning was water in the bathtub…”

Let’s just stare at the two blankly.
The two spoke at the same time with innocent smiles unique to children.

“Tonnu, wash together!”
“Dad, No, Noah wants to go into the bathtub with Dad!”

… Is it common sense that this shouldn’t be the case?

Taking a bath with girls, not boys, who are about to enter elementary school.
Even now, it might be a problem that I, as a father, had to correct.

[I don’t really think so.]
[It’s not like you’re eating something dirty, and more than anything, those kids want it so much that you can take a bath together, right?]
[In reality.]

Said the voice.

[You don’t look particularly sad now, do you?]

I quickly undressed and went inside, where Noah handed me a shower.

“Give me, Dad will fill in the rest.”
“Yes, Dad.”

Keuheum, now it’s in the middle, but I felt quite used to the word ‘dad’ that I spit out of my mouth.
Like this, Miho and Noah were playing in their own way while I was filling the bathtub with the shower head.

“Uh? I ate them all.”

Miho, who may have seen it in the manga, dares to lift the envelope of the finished snack and shake it off. That’s why you don’t suddenly have a new cookie that didn’t exist.

‘There are times when cartoons are helpful, but there are too many exaggerated actions, so I’ll have to cut it down a bit.’

No, even if you read cartoons, it seemed like you had to teach them to study to some extent.
When I was a student, I wanted to learn things like study and use them, but it was different when I became an adult and became a parent.
It wasn’t like I wanted to be first in the school or anything like that.
Just, just enough to live a normal life… At least I thought I would teach it to the extent that it wouldn’t be ignored by others.
And maybe, this must have been what my parents were thinking too.

When I was young, I didn’t know that.

“Click, click, click, click, click!”

On the other hand, I wondered why he was so obediently giving me a shower.
Noah quickly runs into the room, gets his phone, and starts taking pictures of her. The problem is that now I’m even exposing my cock with nothing on.

“Noah, that’s not okay. Let’s delete it?”
“… !”

For the first time, Noah was started and acted defiantly in front of me.
Surprisingly, she hid the phone she was holding with both hands behind her back.

“… Yes, delete… Do it, did it Oh, oh, Dad…”

A lie that won’t even work?!

“I can’t. Miho, hold this for a while. Stop throwing away the snack bag you ate! Are you licking her face?”
“Ev, eve. Oh, okay!”

After the shower to Miho for a moment, I was shocked to see the number of photos stored passing in Noah’s gallery.

[Gallery(6,551)]

You’re much better than the last time I saw you!
I was curious like Pandora’s box about what pictures were being taken, but I had to respect privacy.
I just recently took one of these… I only deleted my naked body that was just taken.
Then Noah clung to my leg and wept bitterly.

“Huh, Dad, no… Please don’t. No, it’s Noah’s treasure. Whoa, whoa… Dad, I was wrong. Noah will be more careful next time. I’ll take a picture without being noticed, haaaaa…”

No, it could have been a big deal if a child was carrying a picture like this before it was uncovered.
Me too, Noah too.

‘Ha, I guess I should teach you something about sex education.’

What should I teach you?
It is not possible to show sex education documentaries that are shown at school to young children.
After all, does a mother need to be there at a time like this?
No, even Dad could.

“Noah, if nothing else, it is a felony to take pictures of someone else’s naked body and keep them. What crime are we talking about here? Bad thing, bad thing. What did Dad say when you do bad things? A scary monster will take it.”
“Wait, I’m not interested in other people’s naked bodies. No, Noah is only interested in Daddy’s naked body.”

[What… !]
[Such a pervert!]

Hey wait a minute
Damn, somewhere in that conversation, why should I have to hear you say that? And you pushed me on the back first.

‘My head hurts.’

Since young children don’t have the ‘common sense’ that adults have, everything they don’t know is questionable, and the line between what they can and shouldn’t do is too vague.

“So, Noah. So, uh… Let’s see. Even if it’s your father’s naked body, that is to say, taking pictures of other people’s naked bodies and keeping them is not okay. That’s not even a father. Even Dad!”
“Why?”

Came out
When parents teach their children something, the most painful word is “Why.” This is really going on endlessly.

“Because that is bad.”
“… Well, why is that bad? I don’t think Noah is doing anything bad…”

It was a very precious scene for Noah, who flinched at the word bad thing, to ask again, even if it was passive. Normally, if she had done this, she would have immediately said, “Yes, Dad,” And left with a bashful laugh.

[That’s why it’s so precious. A naked picture of a pervert like you!]

Oh, that’s really embarrassing
So, in the flow of the conversation that is going on right now, where is there something I can be criticized for?
I’ll turn around.

“After… Just keep it Instead, shouldn’t others find out?”

In the end, this time I decided to raise the white flag.
I had an intuition that I would never be able to convince Noah at this rate. When I gave up and handed her the phone again, Noah took a picture of me at the same angle as the one he had just taken, and said,

“Hey, don’t worry. Dad.”
“Yes?”
“If another kid sees this, No-Noah will take responsibility and get rid of it.”
“…”

You mean removing the picture?
Isn’t it like shooting dragon breath at people?

“… Okay, let’s talk later.”
“Hehe,hehe…”

Just in time, Miho shouted.

“Tonguenu, it’s full!”
“It went so well!”

I was already tired of something, so I felt like I wanted to soak myself in warm water for now.
But I didn’t know.
I don’t know what to do with other kids, but in the case of our kids, we need the right sex education as soon as possible.

“Dive, shoot.”

“Can I have half of it from now on? Since the three of us came in, it was too overflowing. Not worth the water.”

It was so good until the three of us soaked in the narrow bathtub. It was good to think that I should make a water gun like this and give Miho and Noah a shot.

“Tongue, but why does the tongue have something like this in the middle? What is this?”

It was fine until Miho had a new question.