Chapter 71 – Chapter 71

I don’t know if I’ll be able to move on with a situation that doesn’t seem like a big deal to other people, or just say the kids are cute and laugh.
This was a serious problem on the level of a meteorite crashing into the earth if you put yourself in the position of the parents themselves.

‘Here, how well I speak or how I deal with it determines the children’s future.’

In a way, it was like the Butterfly Effect.
Just like the theory that the fluttering of a small butterfly’s wings in one place could cause a typhoon in New York, depending on what I do here, these innocent children will be with Seonwooye in the future…

[Could you use that woman as an example?]

… Or you could become a woman who wouldn’t be surprised if the police officers on duty at the nearby police box took out the handcuffs hanging from your waist, no matter where you go.

[Aren’t you overdoing it?]

‘Are you kidding? Don’t you think it’s nothing to say that a three-year-old habit lasts until eighty?’

What if Miho or Noah got into a bad habit now, and come home with a false fantasy about a host like me when Miho and Noah become adults?

“Uh, wait a minute dizziness…”

I just really imagined it, but I was shocked as if someone had hit me in the back of the head with a hammer.
Let’s not even imagine this.
It’s really fucking awful.

In any case, even if it meant turning them into incompetent swans who would rather just play and eat, they absolutely had to be prevented from falling into a little ‘that way’.

‘By the way, how?’

What is the correct method?

“Me, wait a minute.”

“With a splash!”

I quickly got out of the bathtub and went to my room without even wiping the water and searched on my phone. In this case, too, there was nothing like the Internet.
Many parents in the past had little to do with obtaining knowledge other than books or asking close friends or parents, but not these days.

[Search: Child Sex Education]

“Holy god jesus fucking christ.”

[You dare to blaspheme in front of me right now?]

“No, it’s just…”

[This is a joke.]

Fuck year…

I expected it, but more than I thought, there were many parents who suffered the same agony as me.
There was also quite a bit of information about it.

[Sex education in infancy, what should we teach first?]

Okay.
It was a difficult problem that parents had no choice but to seriously think about at least once.

[Sex education should be done naturally from a young age. It is because it is commonly said that the awareness of sex created in infancy determines the lifetime sexual consciousness and sexual life.]

Look at this, everything was in line with my expectations.
The butterfly effect, a three-year-old habit going on until eighty is not for nothing.

[That and this case…]

Shut up.

[… ] …]

If there’s something a little different, it’s said that on average, children are interested in their bodies between the ages of 3 and 4.
If you think about it like that, I think it’s too late considering the age of those two children.

[Besides, that was written on a human basis, right? You shouldn’t forget that those two children are an elf and a dragon.]
[Also, I have that characteristic, and I am hiding it with my own strength.]

Yes, your shit is thick

[Now what… !]

Oh, noisy
You’re strangely picky these days, this voice. When we first met, she didn’t say anything useless and just looked pretty.

[Pretty… Keuheum, I’ll keep my mouth shut for a while.]

Huh?
Uh, yes

I focused more on information about sex education in infancy.

[It is better to tell the exact name of each part.]

“No, is this right?”

Is it right to teach young children words like cock and pussy?

[The exact names mentioned here are not vulgar words such as Ja ● and Bo ●, but the penis, testicles, labia, vagina, uterus, etc.]

“Kuhm!”

I cleared my throat once.
It was like that.

[… ] …]

[It is very effective to use media such as pictures and videos because children do not understand well if only spoken. Here, children in particular realize the difference between men and women, and at the same time realize that fathers are men and mothers are women. From this point on, it is good to let people know that different gender roles are possible.]

“How am I going to tell you? No, how the fuck do I know if you write it down so vaguely?”

Yes, this is all good
How can you, as a parent, teach your child that different gender roles are possible? You’re telling me to have sex in front of the kids with their eyes wide open, what the heck.

[You were so excited.]
[Calm down.]

Whoops, then.

[Even if you directly touch the genitals, it is better to refrain from scolding.]

What?

[If you witness a child touching their genitals, rather than scolding them right away, take your time and help them focus their attention elsewhere so that they don’t get bored.]

“Sweet, I’m starting to have strong doubts about this content. So, is it okay for a child to touch his cock or pussy with pure intentions?”

[I told you to turn your attention, somewhere else.]

Looking down, the reason was written.

[Because if a young child is strongly restrained from what she is trying to do, she can become more obsessive. However, she must strictly restrain herself from displaying all of her genitals of her or showing off her genitalia of her. This is possible because parents are already setting an example. Let’s take as an example that parents usually don’t open up about everything and teach them proper sexual knowledge.]

“Wow, the head is broken for real.”

Ooh, I know roughly what you mean.
This wasn’t so easy.

‘To be honest, I don’t even know the name of a woman’s genitals perfectly.’

Roughly around the pussy is the vagina, the way through it is the vagina, there is the uterus inside the vagina, and there are fallopian tubes on both sides?
And in the fallopian tubes, ovaries are created for conception.

‘I want you to explain this to Miho and Noah?’

One thing is for sure, it was impossible without a picture book.
I’ll have to buy one later.

‘First of all, I told you not to scold me, so let’s try to divert the children’s attention to other places while taking a bath as much as possible.’

Having finished acquiring some knowledge, I walked back to the bathroom and saw something I really couldn’t see.

“Uh, sister… It tickles if you keep touching it like that.”
“Ong, Noah’s here looks really strange.”

It was because Miho was playing around with Noah, who was not resisting, touching various parts of Noah’s body.
It was a really bad move.

“Oh my…”

[Do not be scolded.]
[It’s not that Miho had bad intentions, nor did she curse while exposing her genitalia.]

I approached Miho after taking a deep breath and trying to manage my expression of her that was not going well. And I used the knowledge I had learned earlier.

“Miho, Noah. Listen carefully.”
“Ok!”
“Yes, Dad.”

I put the two of them face to face, and now the woman’s pussy? Quality? Womb?
Anyway, he desperately explained to me that this is a very precious and sensitive place for women, to the point where sweat dripped from my forehead his.

“Got it? If you carelessly do this here too much, the other person could be hurt or something like that.”
“But Noah, you didn’t say you were sick.”
“Dad, Noah wasn’t that sick.”

… It’s scary, really.

How on earth did parents across the country raise their children so that they do not have wrong sexual knowledge?
I’m really curious.

“Then, stab Noah once. Miho has a hole here too.”
“Yes, sister.”
“Kkerureu, it’s tickling.”

What a mess.

“Miho, Noah! It’s a very precious place where a baby might be born. So what did Dad just say?”
“I told you to be careful.”
“Yes, I did.”

Still, it doesn’t seem like I forgot it at all.
At times like these, it would be better to divert the topic, which is the first method.

“I’m going to soak myself in the water for a bit now, should I wash my hair?”
“Tongue, tongue, tongue! You haven’t answered me yet.”
“Yes?”
“Miho and Noah aren’t here, but tongue-in-cheek is here. What’s this?”

What is it, sleep…

“This is a penis that only belongs to men. If you touch this incorrectly, or if you touch it, men will get really sick and die. Got it?”
“Ugh!”

When I said that they were going to die of pain, Miho and Noah quickly withdrew their fingers from touching my cock in curiosity as their complexions turned blue.

“Hey, did it hurt when Miho hit you with your fist?”

At that time, I knew it was really painful.

“Oh, Dad… Sorry, black, Noah was wrong.”

What should I do, at a time like this?

[First, say that you are sick.]

“It hurts, but you have to be careful next time.”
“Yes! Miho, a man’s beauty? Don’t touch it then.”
“Noah will be careful too!”

I was able to wash my hair peacefully with the children only after I told them once again that it was not just men, women were also very sensitive and precious places.
And then, somehow, I did my best to divert the attention that had been there just a moment ago.

“How about it, it’s a dumpling head made of shampoo foam.”
“Aww!”
“Wow, you are so cute, sister!”

Later, after holding on to the sides of the children in a bathtub with still water, and playing Superman as if floating on the water, the children seemed to be satisfied.

‘So that’s what it was. Turn your attention elsewhere.’

I thought seriously, but the children couldn’t help but be curious about what was right in front of them.
And it gets eaten up quickly
The fact that he had been crying a lot a while ago. However, what is certain is that they are children who forget many things so quickly, but Miho and Noah are holding all the scars they will never be able to forget.

“Don’t walk around until you’ve cleaned up the water.”
“Ok!”
“Yes, Dad. Hehe, Noah loves taking a bath and cleaning his body his with his dad. I’m happy.”
“It’s so much fun taking a bath with Miho!”

I see
I don’t hate it either, but it’s a bit tiring.
Still, if you ask me if I like it or not…

“Me too.”
“Kyaaaaang!”
“Hehe…”

After a while, I asked insinuatingly as I dried the hair of the children who had changed into street clothes one by one.
First from Noah.

“Noah, a mother-to-be is coming today. Do you really want Noah to have a mother?”

At my question, Noah nodded her head strongly without hesitation.

“Yes! Noah wants his mother too. She wishes she had a mother.”
“Yes, I see.”

「Wheein!」

As I gently dried Noah’s hair, I had to feel an ambiguous feeling.
I’m sorry, I’m happy, I’m sorry.

[I told you before that Hetzling wanted to have parents from the beginning…]

I know, I know
I know… Human emotions are not something that can be controlled as rigidly as robots.

[Yes…]

Still, once Noah seemed to be able to accept anyone as her mother his. She’s not even a bad girl like Seonwoo Yeerang, so this should be easy to solve?
Seonwoo and Yerang also said that if she saw Noah, she wouldn’t hate it.
Well-behaved, she was a good kid.

‘Is this enough to just confirm the marriage?’

Because Miho had met Seonwu Yerang before Noah did, and her breakup with Seonwu Yerang was not too bad.

“Miho, what do you think? Mom.”

「Wheein!」

Miho was relaxed, so she answered with her eyes closed.

“Miho, I told you before.”

Huh?

“I don’t need a mother. Tongue who… Is there a father?”
“…”
“Miho has no intention of accepting anyone as her mother her.”

Then Miho raised her hand while looking in front of her and gently held her arm her.

“That’s different from tongue-in-cheek.”
“…”

Ha.
I let out a small sigh.

… I shouldn’t be happy about this, damn…