Chapter 11 – Men and Women Who Gain Magical Powers by Doing Dirty Things (Crystal) #1

“I’m going to have a hard time searching, but will you open your eyes soon?”
“Uhhh…”

Rebecca was still asleep after walking away from her pub and down the streets of Yoensu at night.
As if she was having a good dream, she is sometimes splitting the threads while riding on my back.
I thought that whenever she wakes up, I will ask her where she lives and take her away.
If I go on like this, I will actually be sleeping in the same room with this red-haired girl with a dirty drinking habit tonight.

I couldn’t leave it alone, so I brought it, but now I’m dissatisfied.
The distance from the bar to the inn is approximately 30 minutes on foot.
You have to walk for 30 minutes with one person on your back.
It’s too expensive for a free drink.

‘I’m sure he won’t throw up in my room while sleeping, right?’

It’s a bonus that I’m anxious because I don’t know what kind of disturbance he might cause in the middle of the night.
If it weren’t for the party member who hit the cock while we were on a quest together, honestly, I could have thrown it away on the street.
How can you dump a super-class beauty on the street?
She’s not even a girl I’m dating, so what’s the matter?
In the harsh continent of Midgard, you have to look at women like stones to survive.
There are a lot of flower snakes like the Earth who are aiming for men’s money.
Among them, there are idiots who work on the incubus.

‘Always be careful with alcohol, women and gambling. Among them, women are the most dangerous.’

I decided to think of Rebecca like a stone.
From behind, a slimy body is pressing down on my back, but I’m not conscious of it. Her thighs supported by her two hands were also soft, but she was not led by her seduction.
I was thinking of putting her to sleep and letting her go.
However, as I hurriedly moved toward the inn, I had no choice but to stop.
Because I heard a voice screaming at me from behind.

“There’s a blond dreamer! It looks like a face I’ve seen somewhere. Stop for a moment!”

I looked around, but I was the only dream horse with horns on the road.
Is it because she doesn’t have any love for her to start off with swear words when calling someone?
I glared at the person who called me, frowning, and soon broke into a cold sweat. Because as soon as I saw the face, I knew who it was.

A large man with gauntlets on both hands.
A member of the goblin hunting party we encountered in front of the castle gate.
He is a party member of Neria, who had a conflict with me a few days ago.
All of Neria’s party members treated me as an insect that had to be torn apart.
Because I believe I tried to rape their leader, Neria.
Actually, the incident happened because of the instigation of Neria who hates Incubus.

“Kuh-kuh. I wondered where I’d seen it, and it turned out to be a dreamy bastard who made our party leader angry.”
“It’s a misunderstanding. I didn’t mean to touch Neria-san. She was just that crazy bitch who suddenly sped up on her own.”

The man wearing the gauntlet is not alone.
Beside her man, there was a beastman with a dog head and a wolf head, and those two were also members of Neria’s party a few days ago.
All three of them have had a tiresome chase with me for hours.

“Waalwal. I’ll bite you, you dreamer.”
“Kreureu. I wonder what the taste of the dream horse’s blood will be.”

The three adventurers warmed up and slowly approached me.
I took a step back and tried to clear up the misunderstanding through conversation.

“No, it’s a misunderstanding! A woman called Neria is fucking ugly. She has a sweet pumpkin face, but even an incubus won’t touch an ugly woman like that. Honestly, would you want to touch an ugly woman like that? Put yourself in the shoes of an incubus. Try to avoid it.”

The three adventurers hesitated as if they had been persuaded with all their might.
It seems that the gods also agreed that their party leader was an ugly woman.

“Our party leader, Wakku, is a bit of an idiot!”
“I admit it.”
“Kureureukkeuk. Kreukkeukkeukkeuk. Neria is ugly. Kreukkeukkeuk.”

But the pause was only momentary.
The three adventurers didn’t stop walking towards me even though the misunderstanding seemed to have been resolved. Among them, the gauntlet man who looked like an older brother opened his mouth with a fishy smile.

“But what about this? Neria promised our party members. If we find you and cripple you, we’ll give you a big drink. So let’s get hit first.”
“No fuck.”

That bitch Neria bought out the party members.
In this case, there was no point in persuasion from the beginning.
I calmly analyzed the current situation.

There are three heads over there and I am alone.
Besides, there is a drunk woman on his back, so it’s not a situation where he can fight. It would be best to run away and avoid a fight.

‘There must be a place for guards around here.’

There were offices of city guards in various parts of the city of Joensuu.
Guards guard the city 24 hours a day, 24 hours a day, shifting shifts at approximately two-hour intervals. It was their job to mediate private disputes between the city’s inhabitants.
Of course, if the residents agree with each other and have a ‘duel’, they will not stop it.
But if one side is beaten unilaterally, the words are different.
If you explain the situation, the guards will kick out the adventurers.

Tadak!
I quickly turned my back and started running toward the nearest guard post.
The shouts of the adventurers chasing me from behind echoed.

“Catch that dreamy bastard!”
“Walwwwww!!”
“Kurrrr!!”

If I had been alone, I would have been able to get away with it as easily as I did a few days ago.
I only ran for a few minutes, but I was out of breath.
Because of Rebecca’s back, it’s no joke that she consumes her stamina.

‘Should I just throw him on the street and run?’

It’s not without temptation, but I eventually changed my mind.
I decided to take responsibility once, but I didn’t want to change my mind now.

“Ugh… I feel sick to my stomach.”

However, while running, something strange happened.
Rebecca, who was on my back, opened her eyes at some point.
She woke up with her body shaking as she ran wildly.
As soon as Rebecca opened her eyes, she was horrified to see me running frantically down the street.

“What, what? Why am I being carried by you? Why are you running!”

Anyone going through something like this would be devastated.
I fell asleep in a bar and woke up to find myself running through the streets at night on the backs of party members.
As she ran, I told her what had happened so far in a condensed summary of her practice.

“Huh… Huck! I’m being chased! I’m a colleague of the bitch who drove me into a rapist, and they know it’s actually a misunderstanding, but they’re trying to kill me for free alcohol!”
“What the fuck are you talking about!”

Hmmm, I’m so distracted that I can’t explain properly.
However, I wonder if her head will turn properly in a situation where she is running out of breath without being caught.
In the first place, I should have kept my mouth shut and just ran.
I was distracted while answering, so I didn’t see the stone beak in the middle of the road.

“Ouch!”
“Mush!”

I couldn’t look ahead properly, so I tripped on a rock and fell. Of course, Rebecca, who was on her back, rolled on the floor just like me.
I tried to get up quickly, but it was already too late.
The adventurers who were relentlessly chasing after me succeeded in catching up.
The man in the gauntlet and the two beastmen had spread a circle around us who had fallen.
I was trapped in the siege of adventurers.

“Finally got it, you dreamer! Hehe!”

I see a gauntlet-wearing man with a fishy smile.
The moment I was caught, I was instinctively intimidated.
I don’t know about the other two prisoners, but I know a little about that guy.
This is because the man has a good reputation among the bronze level adventurers before being a member of Neria’s party.
Just because they’re bronze-class adventurers doesn’t mean they’re all equally lame.

‘Lawton of Tekken.’

It is a nickname for a man in the adventurer industry.
Continental adventurers are nicknamed by the bard guild according to their performance, and when composing poems and songs about adventurers, it is because it stimulates the emotions of medieval people to refer to them by nickname rather than just their name.

‘Among the adventurers of Yoensu, there is a man named Lawton.’

Than these verses.

‘Among the adventurers of Yoensu, there is a man named Lawton of Tekken.’

The phrase “Stimulates more emotions” Or something.
The adventurer and the bard have a mutually beneficial relationship. The adventurer builds a reputation through the bard’s poems and songs, and the bard makes money selling works about the adventurer.
So, adventurers meekly accept the nickname given by the bard guild.
Well, if it’s a weird nickname, there are cases where you go directly to the guild and ask.

Anyway, it’s been a long time since I’ve been in the middle of a long time, but the main point is this.
That adventurers with nicknames have extraordinary powers that can be talked about in anything.
Among the bronze level adventurers, that Lawton could be treated as a ‘named’.

Tekken’s Lawton.
An adventurer who gained fame by breaking the heads of goblins with his fists clad in iron gauntlets.
Continental people are crazy about martial men who fight like macho with fists.

I’m also confident in fist fights, but I don’t want to fight with an adventurer with a nickname for nothing.
You’re bound to get hurt.
The treatment center in this town is Changryeol, so the treatment fee must be shattered.
Rebecca addressed her as I was rolling her eyes to somehow avoid a fight.
While Rebecca was rolling on her floor, she performed the fall and her body was unscathed.
She thought she was doing a circus earlier when she did a backflip and landed on her floor.

“Anyway, those iron fists, dog heads and wolf heads are trying to kill you.”
“Roughly. It has nothing to do with you. They might just let you go if you talk well.”

When she woke up, Rebecca’s tone was back to normal. Now that she can make a rational decision, she’ll know it’s better to leave me.
From the words she heard, it seemed that she was thinking of sending Rebecca to Lawton as well.

“There, the red-haired lady. I don’t know what your relationship is with the blonde dreamer, but if you don’t want to get hurt, get out of here. The only thing we need to take care of is that dreamer.”

But even when Lawton gave her a chance, Rebecca somehow refused to leave my side. She was just deep in thought and then she talked to me.

“Hey, I have a question for you. Why were you carrying me on your back?”

A sudden question in an urgent situation.
I gave a short answer.

“It’s dangerous if you leave it alone in a bar. Someone might try to harm you or steal your wallet. I was going to take you to my room and wait for you to wake up.”
“So you were trying to protect me?”

I was a bit embarrassed by the sudden question.

“Protect… It’s too cheesy to give it, so let’s just say I took care of it.”
“What’s the difference between protecting and caring?”
“Nuance is different, nuance.”

After hearing my answer, Rebecca stood up as if she had made up her mind.
Rebecca was raising her fists at the adventurers surrounding me.
Like a boxer, he is stepping up and preparing to attack.
The three adventurers and I were taken aback by Rebecca’s out of the blue posture to fight.
Lawton frowned and spoke to Rebecca.

“Red-haired lady. Just get out of here? Are you deaf?”
“I can hear you. Actually, I originally planned to leave, but I couldn’t. My teacher taught me that if you receive grace, you should repay it. In a word, you guys are all screwed up.”
“What, what are you talking about? Fucked?”

Rebecca taunted her adventurers by snapping her fingers in her fighting pose.
At the red-haired beauty’s harsh words, Lawton and the prisoners were blushing at her.

“Come on, you bastards.”
“You bitch!”

There was a tense tension between Rebecca and Lawton’s gang, as if a fight was about to break out at any moment.
The imminent situation was a word about right now, but I was embarrassed that it was a trigger for a fight.

‘I was thinking of taking a break and jumping again.’

Even if Rebecca joins in the first place, the ratio is 2:3, so the number of heads is low.
With no odds and no want to get hurt, I still have no intention of going head-to-head with the Lawtons.
But the accident happened before I could even mention the idea of ​​jumping out.

“Haap!”
“Kurrrr!”

Rebecca pounced on the wolf-man who was besieging us.

“Up, it’s dangerous!”

I was taken aback when I saw Rebecca start a fight with the wolf beast.
The opponent is a beastman whose basic physical abilities are far superior to humans.
No matter how nimble her movements were, she was no match for a slender girl.
However, the moment Rebecca and the werewolf’s fists crossed, I changed my mind.

Puck!
In the blink of an eye, Rebecca slapped the wolf-man in the jaw.
The wolf beast also aimed at Rebecca, but his claws only cut through the air. Rebecca threw a series of punches at the wolf-man, who staggered from his jaw.

Papabak! Rebecca’s fist struck the main vital parts of the human body, such as the pit of the stomach, abdomen, bridge of the nose, neck and ribs. The wolf’s prisoner burst into a cry of pain at the heartfelt series of hits with the intent to kill in one shot. Even after seeing it with my own eyes, I couldn’t believe that what I was seeing was real.

‘Why is it that people who used to fight against monsters are so good at it?’

The wolf beastman, who was being beaten helplessly, sought help from his colleagues who were staring blankly at Rebecca’s inaction.

“Do, help me! This bitch’s fists are fucking spicy!”
“Walwwwww!”

The dog beast joined the wolf beast. Rebecca’s offensive faded only when the two beastmen clawed each other in pairs. However, even in the middle of a hand-to-hand combat with two beastmen, Rebecca was calmly dodging or letting go of the attack.
It’s amazing how he punches and accumulates damage whenever he sees an opening for the beastmen.

‘Having the upper hand against two adventurers who are bronze-class beasts? Even in a fistfight?’

Rebecca left her main weapon, Gokdo, at the inn for an after party. If he had brought a curved sword, wouldn’t it have been enough for two prisoners to have already eaten?
Against monsters, even if you are a newbie, the smell of stagnant water is as strong as a person-to-person battle.

“Are you struggling because you just couldn’t catch a girl!”

Lawton yelled at the prisoners fighting Rebecca.
As an adventurer with a nickname in her own way, she is not afraid to see Rebecca, who shows amazing fighting skills.

“Help me! Brother Lawton!”

Hearing the dog’s cry, Lawton kicked his tongue out and tried to pounce on Rebecca from behind.
I frowned at the sight of Lawton aiming for Rebecca’s back.
Even Rebecca, it would be impossible to deal with all three at the same time.

‘I don’t want to break the cost of treatment because of injury.’

Still, a girl is fighting, but you can’t bounce alone like a coward.
I blocked Lawton’s way to Rebecca.
It’s my turn here.

“What is it? Are you trying to fight a topic that only bounces around like a rat?”

Lawton looked at me in his way and narrowed his eyes.
I smiled and opened my mouth.
You won’t have to use honorifics for your opponents anymore.

“Your tongue is so damn long. Didn’t the bard guild give you a nickname wrong?
“Did you say that, you dreamer! How dare you insult my proud nickname!”
“Shut up and attack.”

Lawton closed his eyes and threw a gauntlet-clad fist.
As I said beforehand, I’ve never learned martial arts like Rebecca.
He left his crossbow at the inn, and the magic he learned was still too low to use in real combat. But if you’re prepared to get hurt, I have something that could be a powerful weapon.

‘Muscles born from birth.’

Born as a blonde tanned man, my body is abnormally muscular compared to others.
In terms of Earth standards, it is an amazing body that can hit 3 vs 700.
He is on par with famous professional wrestler John Cena.
Maybe it’s a revelation from God to NTR someone else’s woman by force.
When hunting monsters, if you get hurt, you’ll lose money and shoot crossbows from a distance.

I raised the guard with both arms to block Lawton’s iron fist. Lawton put on an ironic expression at my appearance as I received a heavy blow from the front like a real man.
Lawton’s gaze was fixed on my swollen arm muscles.

“You’re pretty confident about your daughter! How many times do you beat your daughter in a day to make your arms that strong? If you were a human, your bones would have dried out.”
“It’s not a daughter muscle, it’s a real muscle!”

Now that Lawton’s posture has been disrupted by a blown fist, this is his chance to strike back.

“Keep.”

The forearm that received the iron fist hurt enough to tear, but I endured it.
I released my guard and grabbed Lawton’s arm with both hands on the gauntlet. Lawton put on a puzzled expression at the sight of me gripping the iron gauntlet.

“What kind of bullshit! Do you intend to break the iron gauntlet with your grip?!

Lawton hit me hard with a free left fist.
Every time the cold iron fist hit my body, it hurt enough to scream.
But I persevered and took a stance. I grabbed the gauntlet and spread my legs on the ground. The moment I put strength into my lower body, my calf swelled up like it was about to explode.

“Kuk! Let go!”

It was the moment when Lawton was about to slam the top of my head with his iron fist.

“I’ll let you go!”
“What?!”

I swung Lawton’s gauntlet horizontally with all my might.
At that moment, centrifugal force caused the arm wearing the gauntlet, and Lawton’s body connected to the arm to fly through the air.
The sight of a big man swinging in the air like a toy is definitely a spectacle to me.

“Awesome! Luke’s strength is fucking strong!”
“Low, Brother Lawton!”

Rebecca and the beastmen, who had been fighting fiercely for a while, stared at me for a while. At some point, the citizens of Yoensuu who were gathering to watch the fight were also opening their mouths.

Pudeuk!
The turning force causes Lawton’s arms to twist at bizarre angles.

“Aaaaa!!”

I spun once and threw Lawton as it was.
Lawton, who fell to the ground while flying through the air, seemed to have broken his head, and his blood flowed. Lawton, who had lost his consciousness, didn’t even move anymore. It was a victory made by his muscles.

“Haha, haha.”

Because it was too much, I sat down on the floor for a while and gasped for breath. Several parts of his body were bruised and bruised from being beaten by Lawton.
As expected of a famous bronze adventurer with a nickname, his fists are fierce.

I was thinking of joining Rebecca after taking a break for a while.
Rebecca neatly knocked down her beastmen in that split second.

‘The other side won too.’

A human woman broke two beasts with her fists.
Her performance made me realize that Rebecca was no ordinary newbie adventurer, but the reason she saw people again seemed to be the same over there.

“Hey, do you play a bit? You only whined on the lakeside, but do you have a tough side?”
“I’m a man who does it when I do it too.”
“Isn’t it okay to get rid of magic and live as a warrior? It’s no joke.”
“If you fight in front of you, you’ll get hurt. Health is the most important thing. If you get sick, there’s no family to take responsibility for.”
“Huh-. You mean you don’t have a family? That’s pitiful.”

Rebecca, who found out that I was a helpless orphan, seemed to understand me a little bit about her self-sacrificing.
Rebecca, who had sobered up during the fight, was moving with a normal appearance.
Now there is no reason why I should take care of that girl.
They succeeded in defeating Lawton’s gang, and the time has come for them to part ways.

“Since we’ve dealt with all the annoying guys, let’s go our separate ways. Do we really have to take them home?”
“You can go alone. I’m good at beating people.”

I don’t think that red-haired girl needs an escort.
What kind of protection does a woman who beats a beastman with her bare hands need?
Rather, I want to be protected.

“We work in the same guild, so we’ll see each other again. See you later, Luke.”

Rebecca shook her hand and began to cool off her way.
But it was so cool that I had to stop her.

“Stop for a moment. You can’t just go. You don’t even know what the basics of an adventurer are?”
“The basics of an adventurer? Taking an adventure?”
“Wrong. After the battle, you won’t have to root. Take everything worth money from the beasts you killed.”
“Ah-. I forgot.”

After hearing my point, Rebecca returned and began awkwardly rummaging around the arms of the prisoners.
I think I’ll be excited to keep watching the naughty side of a newbie adventurer.

‘It’s very pornographic.’

I looked away and searched for money in the fallen Lawton.