Chapter 15 – Men and Women Who Become Magical When They Do Naughty Things #5

“Uh, huh? Thank you.”

It was embarrassing to be congratulated innocently.
I tinkered with the horn, then entered the guild building with Rebecca.
Today, at the guild’s reception desk, Wendy was doing her business.

“Good morning.”
“Good morning, Mr. Luke. Eh-? Isn’t the person in the back a new adventurer?”

Wendy, who accepted her greeting, tilted her head when she saw Rebecca standing behind me.
I don’t seem to understand why we appeared together.

“You’re Rebecca, right? She became an adventurer the other day and went on a herb-collecting quest.”
“That’s right.”
“I received a report that the request was over? Why are you two hanging around?”

Rebecca raised her finger and pointed at me.

“I had a fixed party with the horned boy here. We decided to hang out together for a month.”
“Go, go, go, is it a fixed party…?”
“Yes. Is there something wrong?”

Wendy made a very surprised expression.

“No! Of course, there’s no problem! Fixed parties are rather actively encouraged by us at Galarhorn! That’s right, but Luke-sama would organize a fixed party! Luke-nim, who was always shunned because of his race-!”

Wendy’s tears welled up as if she was thrilled.
Because Wendy was my receptionist.
For two years, she would have watched me hit and run solo every single time.
Wendy sometimes went beyond a simple receptionist-adventurer relationship, though she did take care of me privately.

Or stab a small bite of food.
In addition to guild requests, he also introduces chores that can make money.

“It feels like seeing a grown-up child! What part of Luke did you like! Did you find something good while doing quests together?”
“Uh… Because it’s an incubus that helps recharge mana?”
“Yes?”
“Ah, no. If I had to say it, I liked how he kindly taught me everything. He seems like someone I can trust when it comes to adventurers.”

I couldn’t believe it easily even if I explained about the magical compatibility with the incubus at this meeting.
Rebecca changed her line and just let out the fine parts of me.
It was sad that there was no soul in her voice as she gave her compliments.

“You’ve chosen well. Luke-nim is a rare person these days. If the two of you do the quest together, you’ll be promoted soon.”
“All right…”

I pulled Rebecca behind her, who agreed with Wendy’s words.
Rebecca, who was about to tell her story about her request, looked at me with a puzzled expression.

“What is it? Shouldn’t it be commissioned? You should get a job from the receptionist.”
“You don’t have to do that today. There are other places where you can receive requests. You might be able to get a better request than entrusting it to Wendy.”
“Can I get a better request…? So you can make more money?”

I nodded.
When it comes to money, Rebecca quickly agrees.
As I turned my back and left for the upper floors of the guild building, Rebecca followed me.
The two of us stepped on the wooden stairs leading to the upper floor and went upstairs.

“Hey, go with me! Where are you going!”
“Recruitment office.”
“Manpower…Recruitment center?”

As he moved, he gave Rebecca a description of where he would soon be arriving.

“There are two ways to receive a request from the adventurers guild. One is to consult with the receptionist in charge, and the other is to find a request directly at the recruitment office on the 2nd floor of the building.”
“Wouldn’t it be more convenient to just leave it to the receptionist?”
“Receiving it is fast and convenient, of course. But after all, Wendy is from the adventurer’s guild. We have no choice but to speak for the guild. Wendy’s job is to distribute low-quality quests that adventurers don’t do well. It’s handing over requests that are about to expire to adventurers in need of money. In short, it’s hard to get a good request from Wendy.”

I explained to Rebecca the circumstances of the adventurer industry.

About the role of the adventurer’s guild receptionist.
In fact, the fact that she entrusted me with the herb gathering quest was a bit too much for Wendy.
It was because the honey-like request that adventurers were looking for – actually, it wasn’t honey – was stolen for the sake of a bronze-class adventurer.
It was hard to hope for something like that to happen again. Now, if you tell her to go to Wendy and ask for her commission, she will hit the jackpot and give you a low quality commission for her money.
When Rebecca heard me, she put on a puzzled expression.

“But the receptionist looked really nice, didn’t he? That he was handing over trash requests to us?”
“You don’t judge people by their appearance. Of course, Wendy-san is nice. But she also has a boss to peck at and a family to take care of. Don’t think that she will take care of a bronze-level adventurer like us unconditionally. .”
“I got it.”

The moment the explanation was over, we reached the second floor of the building.
The entire second floor of the building was used as a recruitment center, so there was no need to find a separate way.
As she opened the door and stepped inside, Rebecca looked around and gave her a curious expression.

“There are so many people.”

The Adventurers Guild’s recruiting center.
It was a place visited by adventurers looking for work and clients looking for workers.
The scenery is like looking at the waiting room of a terminal on Earth.
It seems to have added a medieval feel to it.
A large number of people were making a fuss inside the building.

“Looking for three warriors to be commissioned to escort the corps!!
“Who wants to hire a Bronze Lizardman spearman!! Good swimmer!!”
“It’s a party to subdue Noll!! Dealer is full, and finally get one nun! It doesn’t matter if the nun is the first one!!”

The voices of several people shouted in the hall.
Anyone who seemed not to be an adventurer in this place could be regarded as the client’s side.
The clients were looking at the adventurers listing their specs as if they were evaluating things.

“Ooh, what do we do now? What are we supposed to do?”

Rebecca seemed a little frightened by the shouts coming from all around her.
She looked at me with a confused expression as she shrunk her body.

“All you have to do is shout out to hire them. Or go to a party looking for people. Here, the loud guys eat half of it and go in. If you scream too much, you’ll be kicked out. You have to take a break and shout as much as you can.”
“I don’t know how much it means to be aware.”
“I’ll shout first. Watch carefully and learn.”

I took a step forward and cleared my throat. Breath
As he inhaled deeply, he awakened the resonance in his body.
Shouting at the recruitment center is not just about being loud.
You need to make your pronunciation clear so that it sticks in the listener’s ears.

There are adventurers who are hired right away even if they shout the same phrase, and there are adventurers who will go out no matter how much time passes.
Why does that happen?
It is because of the difference in diction that makes the listener feel comfortable.
The giraffe picture I drew is that I need the power of language to read a well-drawn giraffe picture clearly.

I immediately pulled out the lines I had prepared in my head.

“Waiting for Bronze Incubus Adventurer!! A madman who can rip and kill monsters at random!!! He shoots well with a crossbow and has a strong body, so he’s the best among dealers in his class!! Please send me a message!!!”

People looked at me for a while, then shook their heads when they saw the horns on my head.
A whisper echoed all around.

“It’s an incubus. Who hires such a thing?
“Those horned fiends, I’ve never seen them work properly.
“No matter how short-handed it is, it’s not an incubus. You’d better find another adventurer.”

Because the perception of incubus in the adventurer industry is at the bottom.
It’s no wonder people throw bad reviews.
I knew a trick that would instantly overturn their ratings.
It is just announcing the newly added specifications.

“Can use magic-!!!”

I uttered my last words with all my might.
He shouted out just three words over and over again.
A monotonous comment without any flamboyant rhetoric.
Even though I didn’t have anything packaged, the moment I shouted out the words, the eyes of people looking at me changed.

“Eh, you can use magic…?”
“Then you’re a wizard! Are you saying there were wizards among the bronze level adventurers?”
“It’s an incubus, but a wizard? Then it’s a different story-.”

Of course, not everyone around him seemed to believe it. They didn’t know if my comment was crap or not, so they couldn’t approach me hastily.
Solving doubt is easier than eating cake.
It was just a matter of directly showing the scene of the manic sphere being floated by making a hand sign.

“I’ll show you the magic!”

It was the moment when I began to bend my fingers and sign.
A familiar voice came from somewhere in the crowd.

“Don’t berate me! You impostor!”
“Yes?”

Soon, a person broke through the crowd and stepped out in front of me.
It was a female adventurer who looked like a farmhand.
The moment I saw her face, I realized that it was very familiar.
Where did I see that girl?

“Who are you, treating me like a cheater?”
“I’m Neria! I’ve been looking for you, but I found you here! You’re a dreamer who can’t even chew on you!”

Neria.
The name stimulated my memory.

If it’s Neria, she’s definitely an adventurer I met in front of the gates of Yoensu some time ago.
I had applied to join Neria, who was leading the goblin subjugation party.
Of course, her seeds were not eaten and she was kicked out, but in the process, I realized justice to that woman and jumped out.

“Ah, I remember. Orc is the perfect male for you.”

I winked at her as I pointed her finger at her Neria.
As I spit out the line that stuck in my mouth again, the memory came back.
Her provocation worked this time too, and Neria instantly distorted her face like a demon.

“You fucking dreamer bastard!!”
“Calm down. You’re a nuisance to others. So what did you mean earlier? Why are you saying I’m a con artist?”

On what grounds do you treat me as an impostor?
Would you like to hear why?

“Because that’s what the filthy dreamer says! The proof is the horns on your head!”
“Crazy bitch.”
“Anyway, get ready to search! Remington, this way!! The dreamer who insulted me is here!!”

Also, there was no reason.
As if she had intended to quarrel with her from the start, Neria called someone soon. Soon, a male adventurer broke through her crowd and walked towards Neria.
He was a man with a flimsy physique and wearing a longsword.

“Oh, Neria. Is that bastard right? The dreamer who fucked our lovely Neria with double lust?”
“Yes, honey. I want you to beat up that dreamer right now.”

At first glance, the adventurer Remington looked like Neria’s lover.
Remington rolled his eyes as he looked at me as if he had heard his parents curse.

“I’m fed up.”

I sighed as I looked at the two men and women performing the show.
Next to me, Rebecca opened her mouth as if she noticed something.

“Ah, are those people? The adventurers who hired you to kill them?”
“Exactly right. Wait here. I want to finish them off.”

Rebecca quickly understood what I meant.
Rebecca cheered me on as I walked in front of her.

“Freak it all out!”
“OK.”

I stopped walking and confronted Remington, who was wide-eyed.
At some point, Remington drew a longsword from its scabbard and pointed it at me.
It’s like threatening with the tip of a knife while messing around.

“It’s a fight-? Cheers! It’s a good spectacle!”
“I’m betting money on that secret bastard!”

A stabbing is about to happen inside the building, but there are no good citizens to stop it.
This is because on this crazy continent, there is a custom to open a makgora if the number is wrong.
If it’s a reasonable duel with a reason for each other, it’s rather a virtue to stand by.
In an instant, the people in the hall retreated and a circular stage was created. Me and Remington were standing on the stage.
Neria, who was the subject of her quarrel, was cheering for her.
She looks like she doesn’t want to have her own blood on her hands.

“Dream demon-. Did you say you can use magic?”
“Yes.”
“Kehehehe! Don’t be rude! How can a dreamer clan learn magic if the only thing on their mind is mating! If you surrender now, I’ll save your life! Put your head down and apologize to my girlfriend!”

Remington looked down on me, and I dismissed him with one word.

“Fuck you, asshole.”

Then he bent her fingers and began to sign.
The beastman that summons the magic sphere was mechanically completed.
Of course, no one in the room noticed that I was using magic, except for Rebecca.
Everyone in the hall looked at my busy fingers with a smile.
My opponent, Remington, similarly drew his sword and chuckled.

“Is that magic? Is that kind of hand play magic!”

I would do just that.
You’d think there’s no way a lowly dreamer could learn magic.
People were treating dream horses as an idiot who only knew sex.
That’s not wrong.
But those who treat me like an idiot are missing an important point.

“Sex.”

For me, magic is sex.
If an act that excites you so much is not sex, what is it?
If making hand signs with your fingers is caress, it is ejaculation that completes magic.
Adrenaline equal to sexual arousal filled my head now.

Ugh-.
Finally, a glowing orb rose above my palm.
A sphere that draws a perfect curve without any distortion.
I looked at it with an enraptured expression.

At that moment, the hall was enveloped in silence.
All the people who had been ignoring me for so long looked at the magic sphere with disbelief.

“No, wizard.”
“A wizard has appeared!”