Chapter 31 – Guild Escort Quest #5

I’ve been living as a blond tanned man for 21 years.
The same existence as the boss of the bullies, commonly called the golden sun in creative works.
Golden Sun is a king who reigns over women.
Hitomi’s world where all kinds of villains appear.
If there is a baseball head pakppakjwa as a newly emerging powerhouse, Geumtaeyang is the root itself that has reigned over rice cakes since ancient times.
I, Luke, are definitely the heir who inherited the blood of the roots.

‘Isn’t I also talented? A talent for subduing women by blackmail?’

It was a talent that had never been confirmed in 20 years.
In the meantime, thanks to his unique self-control, even if he discovered a woman’s weakness, he just overlooked it. I had never thought of taking advantage of my weakness to claim my body or extorting money.

‘If I had the talent, would I be able to subdue that blond nun?’

For the first time in my life, I was curious about my talent.
It was because an old resentment toward bitches had awakened my instincts.

Cubs who reign supreme over dealers!
Day-eating bastards who get paid even after taking a walk in the back!

“That bitch… She threw water on me while reciting strange prayers.”

Even now, three days later, I still can’t forget the first time I met the blond nun. At that time, the touch of the holy water that the nun had sprinkled seemed to still linger on my cheek. The holy water that I accidentally sprayed with a sprayer hit my face.

‘… Thinking about it again, it’s disgusting. Why are you so angry Was it a fatal blow from the holy water because it was an incubus? If I was a demon, I would be really digging.’

The blonde-haired nun was rude to me.
Still, she never uttered an apology. Throughout the escort quest, the nun treated me as invisible.
It means that it was neatly ignored as if it was invisible even if it was visible.

Fucking heel bitch.
What kind of great being can Ji be?
Shall we try it? Why don’t you try my talent?

I was lost in my thoughts as I circled in the carriage.
It wasn’t that I wanted to do something with the flamboyant body of a blonde nun.
Of course, if you give it to me, I will bow down and eat it.
He just wants to break the blonde-haired nun’s high nose.
An attitude that takes it for granted to be praised by those around you as if you are a noble.
A pretentious business smile displayed while receiving a gift.
I wanted to ruin it all and humiliate him.

– Sin, sorry! I have committed a sin to death! Please forgive me, Incubus!! Come and go… !!

I imagined a nun crying and trembling in front of me.
It was definitely a scene worth taking the risk for. If it had been another woman, she would have just done it imaginatively, but the nun was a heel man.
Since she started her adventurer life, she has always hated the heel wrapper-.

Nice
Let’s go somewhere
Sadism burned within me.
It was the instinct of the golden sun that had been dormant for 20 years.

Once you’ve decided to do it, there’s no more hesitation.
I filled the jar with water and went out of the carriage after a long time.

“Huh? Luke, why did you get out of the wagon?”
“I want to take a short walk. I’m sore from being stuck in the wagon all the time.”
“Would you like to exercise with me?”
“Okay, today.”

I declined Rebecca’s invitation and slowly looked around.
A blonde-haired nun was walking in her front row. It catches her eye as the crucifix dangling from the end of her necklace wobbles with every move she makes.
It could be paranoia, but maybe he was walking in the lead to get away from my wagon.

Let’s start by observing.
I tucked her hair into my pocket and approached the blonde-haired nun from behind.
I silenced the sound of footsteps and moved without noticing that the distance had narrowed.

My plan was simple.
Approaching the blonde-haired nun, stealthily pulling out her hair in front of her eyes.
A strategy to stir the mind by mentioning that the hair fell on the carriage.
Prior to that, he had conducted a thorough investigation from the adventurers around him.
Meticulous planning is the quality of the golden sun.

“Old man. Can I ask you something?”
“You’re an incubus that uses magic. Thanks to you, I was able to prevent the quest from failing. If there’s anything you’d like to ask, just ask.”
“The blonde nun walking in front of me. Didn’t you linger by the carriage on the first day? The cart I was riding in.”
“You mean the carriage where the cold wind came from? I’m sure that nun seems to have been seen around the carriage often. She hardly tried to get off the carriage. Well, even though it was an obvious behavior, I can’t say anything. She’s a nun.”
“I see. Humteresting.”

I chatted with some adventurers who treated me kindly. As a result, it was found that the blonde-haired nun was almost stuck in her wagon.
In other words, the testimony that the nun coveted the cold air of the carriage was obtained with certainty.

“Kuh-kuh-.”

I felt better because I secured testimony more easily than I thought.
With this testimony, it would be much easier to agitate the nun. I decided to finish the observation phase and visit the nun myself. However, it was at this point that my plan ran into trouble.

“Well?”

It was the moment I approached the blonde-haired nun’s back. The blonde-haired nun slipped to her side, as if she had eyes on the back of her head. It was a very quick and swift pace.

‘Are you running away?’

I tried hard to close the distance with her nun. But as I approached, the nun used her best efforts to distance herself from me. Of course, she’s not jumping all the way. Even a nun cannot leave the procession at will.
Instead, the blonde-haired nun began to circle around her wagon.
I followed the nun around her carriage several times.
No matter where I look, I can only see that they are avoiding me.
Because the faster I walked, the faster the nun did.

‘Ganggangsuwolrae.’

Before I knew it, I was playing Ganggangsuwolrae with a blonde nun.
I enjoyed Ganggangsuwolrae, a traditional Korean folk game, with my adoptive daughter in a distant other world.
I never thought that Korean culture would spread across the Midgard continent.
Awesome, K-Culture.

At that time, a middle-aged merchant sitting in the driver’s seat suddenly opened his mouth.
The middle-aged merchant seemed to be bothered by the nun who kept spinning around.

“Sister Kate? What’s going on? Why do you keep walking around the wagon?”

Then, the words that the blonde nun brought out were spectacles.

“…Don’t be surprised. This wagon actually has an evil spirit.”
“Yes?”
“It seems that the obscene evil spirits that light up the color are clinging to the carriage. I’m currently drawing Kumajin with foot motions to drive out the evil spirits. So, be safe and get back to work. Hallelujah!”
“Oh, I see!”

Her voice came out of the blonde-haired nun’s mouth.
It was a voice that, like a nun, gave listeners her faith.
Until now, that nun must have extorted offerings from countless people through her voice.
The moment I imagined the scene of earning money for free, that nun became even more disgusted.
I started talking out loud on purpose.

“Ah, the hair!”

He ran his fingers through his golden hair.
If you go this far, the blonde-haired nun will have no choice but to show interest.

“It’s the hair I picked up from the wagon, but I’m really curious about the owner!!”

“Someone must have spilled it while wandering around in the carriage at night…!!”

But to my surprise, the blonde haired nun lightly evaded my wide-area aggro. She didn’t look back at me as much as the nun, even though everyone around her was looking at me like crazy.

‘Are you ignoring me at all? I didn’t even think of this?’

No matter how much she swung her hair, she meant nothing if the nun didn’t look back. The blonde-haired nun deflected my attempts to intimidate her with unwavering tenacity.

How is she not paying attention at all?
Doesn’t curiosity exist?
The blonde haired nun was indeed the incarnation of bottle eating.
She felt keenly that she was not an easy opponent.

“Wow…”

After that, she tried several times to approach the blonde-haired nun, but all her attempts failed.
She couldn’t even approach the nun until that evening.
Living with the golden sun was surprisingly tough for her.

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At this rate, it seemed that she would not be able to speak to the nun until the ascension was over.
Her gold-sun instinct whispered to me to shake her nun’s weakness, but the opportunity itself to shake her never comes.
I want to somehow create an opportunity to have a conversation with just the two of us.

‘How can I turn off aggro?’

She said that the nun hit the iron wall, but rather, the passion inside me was burning. I want to see that pretty nun surrender to me somehow.
With just that one thought, I constantly approached the nun.
In my imagination, the golden suns encouraged me.

– Haha, brother. Isn’t that golden sun with horns pretty?
– You are a young bully with a bright future.
– Great. The important thing is the will to subdue the woman. You’re doing well, little golden sun. Destroy the concept of chastity in this world with your own hands.

The original golden sun with ear piercings encouraged me in my imagination. It was only when I heard that voice that I was able to muster up the courage.
I will no longer pursue the nun’s ass like a chin-ta.
In fact, although her ass wrapped in a nun’s uniform had to be fucked, her goal was to be served first.
I decided to play a simple psychological warfare on the blonde nun.
There was a case where there was a blind spot in the field of vision if the wagon continued to turn.

It was the moment when the corner of the carriage side was bent and turned. It was not easy to secure the view because the luggage compartment was covered by a large cloth. I decided to use this corner to end the long Ganggangsuwolrae.

‘It’s waiting on the side of the luggage compartment, then turns around and attacks. That bitch must think of me as an idiot who only knows how to spin in one direction. I’ve been moving like that for several hours already.’

But if the footsteps had stopped, an astute nun might have noticed. That’s why I decided to use the technique of going backwards while walking. It is walking backwards through moonwalking.

Moonwalking-.

‘The beautiful legacy left by Michael Jackson.’

I decided to use it to pursue a woman like the golden sun.

Tadadak! Tadadak! Ride on!
When the right timing came, I quickly moved my feet and walked backwards. I must have noticed that my footsteps speeded up, and the nun’s footsteps also sped up.
But the stupid big-blonde bitch knows one and doesn’t know two.
That I was casting her moonwalk with the idea of ​​her catching her.

“Ugh.”

The moment you stop right in front of the corner.
The blonde nun’s voice rang out.
I tilted my head back like Sadako did, realizing that the nun was in front of me.

Close enough to feel each other’s breathing.
The nun’s face was tinged with horror as she stared at me from slightly below her, because of her short stature.
My horns cast a dick-like shadow over her face.

“Finally got it, you motherfucker.”
“…Almighty Baldur! Protect me with eternal light! Protect me with eternal light! Protect me with eternal light!”
“Don’t fuck with me. There is no god here.”
“Kyaa.”

Finally, this tedious and long chase was over.
Now it was his turn to blackmail the blonde nun and get her reward.
It could be said that the reward I absolutely want to rip off is the nun’s face stained with humiliation.
I think it would be better if I extorted money and valuables.
I took her golden hair out of my pocket and held it up.

“I picked this up in the wagon… Are you the culprit who damaged the artifact?”

He also succeeded in putting the first button on the threatening remark.
Unfortunately, it was not possible to get to work right away.
It was because at that moment the voice of a middle-aged merchant resonated in the distance.

“It’s an Owl Bear! I encountered an Owl Bear!!”
“All adventurers, assemble and deal with the monsters!! Anyone who disobeys orders is a breach of contract!!”