Chapter 68 – Wandering Mage Luke #5

Luke!
Mr. Dream!

Two women called my name at the same time. I was momentarily taken aback, but quickly came to my senses. I didn’t have to worry about which call to answer. Of course, the first person to take care of was my lover, Rebecca.
I turned to Rebecca and quickly opened her mouth.

“Rebecca, don’t get me wrong, listen. This is it!”

And I tried to end all explanations with a three-line summary.
Why? Where? How? I was thinking of putting 6H’s answers in to rid Rebecca’s doubts.
But the moment I spit out just five letters from my mouth.

“Hey!!”

Rebecca, who was behind her, lunged at me like her bullet and snatched her wrist.
A movement as powerful as when catching a monster!
Could it be that this reckless girlfriend is going to break my wrist?
Embarrassed, I couldn’t help but groan.
If your wrist is broken, you can’t make a hand sign!
Are you going to cripple me, Rebecca?

“Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.”

However, the moans turned into questions midway through.
Rebecca’s hand had been kneading my wrist for a while.
It was massage, not violence!
The muscles in my wrists, which had been hardened from making hand signs for a long time, were gently relaxed!

“Hey.”

I feel so damn good.
But apart from the massage, Rebecca was glaring at me with fierce eyes. She bit her tongue and asked me angrily at me who was soaked in her pleasure.

“Luke! What the hell are you doing here with that blond bitch? Why is that stupid looking blond bitch asking you to follow-!”
“That’s because that tool bitch asked me for a favor!”
“What are you asking-!!”

Rebecca screamed so loud that the person next to her broke her eardrums.
No, what are you shouting after asking someone for an explanation!!
When my head went numb for a moment, Rebecca picked up a thick paper bag and slammed it into my nose.
It is a paper bag she has been holding in one hand since she appeared.
Are you thinking of suffocating me with a paper bag!
Are you mad and trying to suffocate me?!
But the moment I put my nose in the bag, I smelled a sweet smell that melted my brain. Far from being out of breath, I felt better.

“Dah, strawberry pie?”
“Were you chasing that blonde ass while I bought the cookies? You bastard.”

Rebecca removed her paper bag from my nose.
Only then did I realize why Rebecca had appeared on the roadside. Rebecca had just bought a strawberry pie from her street vendor and was on her way to my house. Somehow, the direction I was walking toward was the inn where I lived.
When she found out about it, somehow her heart warmed.
I was able to open my mouth in a calmer voice.

“That’s not it, they say there’s a place in the church that needs my water magic.”
“Where do you use water magic?”
“Today, there is a foot-washing ceremony at church, and they said they needed warm water to wash the feet of the believers. I happened to learn a new magic to raise the temperature of the water yesterday. So I was hired by that nun for a fee. .”

I took out the copper coin Kate had given me and showed it to Rebecca in person. The moment Rebecca showed her money, it seemed that the misunderstanding had finally been resolved.
Could it be that he suspected I was having an affair with that blonde bitch?
When I looked at it, it seemed like that.
The moment she got the answer, an earthquake started to happen in Rebecca’s pupils.

“That, it must have been like that. I misunderstood.”

Rebecca let go of her hand and stepped aside.
If it ended with apologetic, it was an ambiguous situation to argue why the guards were there.
After getting a wrist massage and smelling strawberry pie, my HP actually recovered.
I sighed and opened my mouth.

“Don’t do this next time. You’ll get really angry.”
“Yes.”

It was the moment when Rebecca’s misunderstanding was resolved.
But it didn’t seem like everything was over yet.
Kate, who was walking away from her, came towards me before I knew it.
But she wasn’t talking to me. Kate opened her mouth to Rebecca.
With a look full of displeasure.

“Hey, Rebecca?”
“Yes?”
“Don’t you have something to apologize for?”
“There is no such thing-.”
“Don’t berate me, I just heard everything in front of the chatter. Why are you recklessly flirting with me? Besides, what? You say I’m a stupid blonde-? That’s the word I hate to hear the most in the world!!”
“Oh, that.”

Rebecca looked startled as if she had finally noticed her own slip of the tongue.
Did he swear words unconsciously like a professional swear word?
I thought Rebecca would apologize to Kate and move on. Because despite her bad mouth, Rebecca unexpectedly knew how to keep her line.
Contrary to expectations, however, Rebecca did not back down from Kate.
Rather, she stepped forward and met her face to face with Kate.

“…So, so?”
“Yes?”
“Eh, if you don’t like it, did the nun call me a red-haired bitch too!!”
“What?!”

What kind of bizarre answer is this?
I looked at Rebecca with a puzzled expression.
I don’t know, but Rebecca didn’t seem willing to apologize to Kate.
Is it a female-specific struggle?
As the two women narrowed their distance, their voluptuous breasts were pressed against each other, making them fucking hot.

“Besides, Luke calls me a tool bitch! Why can’t I call him a blonde bitch!”
“Cheuk!!”
“Ah, no matter how you think about it, a blonde bitch is less insulting than a tool bitch!”

Rebecca’s follow-up hit!
Kate looked perplexed at the more logical point than she thought.
But when it comes to arguing, did Kate have a knack for it?
Although embarrassed, he never stopped verbally retorting.

“It’s the same harsh swearing as a tool bitch or a blonde bitch!! You can’t call me by that name! I’d like to correct Rebecca-sama’s harsh tone, but let’s get over it for now. There’s something I’ve wanted to argue with you for a long time-. “
“What are you arguing about? It’s ridiculous.”

Kate pointed her finger at me at that moment and opened her mouth in a clear voice.

“Please stop hanging around Mongma-nim-!!”
“Yes?!”
“Stop interfering with Mongma unnecessarily!! I clearly saw her getting angry just now! Why are you so angry? Mongma can’t leave the house without your permission? It’s a doll you carry around!”
“Hick.”

Rebecca didn’t think to refute my comment the moment it jumped out.
Even though she was prepared to be humiliated, she didn’t think that she would trip over me.
I, who was by her side, was taken aback by Kate’s words.

‘Why is he suddenly worried about me?’

Isn’t that selfish blonde bitch the type to think of others?

The moment I lifted her head and looked in front of her, I noticed an evil smile hanging from the corner of Kate’s mouth. Again, it was not meant in a good way, but it seemed to be intended to harm Rebecca.
How dare you trip a third party in the sacred Makgora?
It’s a cowardly Garrosh bitch.

“Even when I was doing quests, I couldn’t stand it because I was always worried about it!! The eyes of Rebecca-sama staring at me when I was around Mongma-nim! The glaring look on my face when I talked to Mongma-sama-! Aren’t I sorry for Mama-sama if I behaved like that! I’ll never talk to a very different woman for the rest of my life!”
“Ughhh.”

Rebecca took a step back as if she had been hit. Even when she was certainly on her quest, Rebecca often looked her disapprovingly at Kate. Especially that look in her eyes, she seems to have gotten worse when Kate spoke to me in a friendly way.

“Hmph! If you have a mouth, say something!”
“Keugh.”

Kate was pushing Rebecca perfectly.
Rebecca, driven into her corner, had no rebuttal to Kate.
That self-respecting Rebecca is losing her fight!
If she blows a few more words, maybe she’ll get her apology from Rebecca?
But unfortunately, Kate made her crucial mistake in her final moments.

“So don’t stick to useless! Rebecca can be a lover of Montma! I don’t think it’s a mugwort, so I can’t confess properly.

Kate pointed her finger at Rebecca, causing her to burst into laughter.
Laughter, like that of a wicked woman, rang in my ears.
The moment I looked at Rebecca’s face with a confused expression, I realized.
That the blonde nun had stepped on her landmine.

“Sah, it’s true that we’re dating…?”
“…What?”
“Me and Luke are dating…”

Rebecca was looking sideways at me, so I noticed her and I went over to her and put her hand on her shoulder.
Rebecca hesitated too, reaching out her hand and clasped her shoulder with mine.
The moment we pressed our bodies close together, I sentenced Kate to death as if I had waited.

“Actually, I’ve been dating Rebecca for a while.”
“…I, really? Are you serious?”
“We confessed to each other and kissed each other. Now there’s nothing strange about sticking together. Rather, I’m glad Rebecca is by her side, right?”
“Wait, since when!”
“After returning from the subjugation quest.”

Actually, it was after I had done something worse than a kiss.
It was enough not to reveal that.

“Ah, aaaaah.”

Kate was already screaming as she looked at me and Rebecca. The palms of her hands were pressed against her cheeks, flowing all over her body like Munch’s screams.

“Ah, aaaaa!!”

“Fucking couples!!”

With her face drained of her soul, Kate slumped to her floor.
Irrespective of getting her nun clothes dirty, Kate pounded her on the ground with her hand in her fist.

Puck puck puck!
It is a fist fight that contains resentment towards all the couples in the world!

After hitting her on the ground with her fists for so long, Kate opened her mouth with a dejected expression.

“Okay, I can’t help it if it’s dating.”

Then he added a few words of her hatred.

“You won, you dirty couple. One day Lord Baldur will judge you. A true soloist’s paradise will come to this land. Hallelujah.”

*

How much time has passed since then
Kate, who was sitting on her pavement, stumbled and pulled herself up.
It’s like a zombie resurrecting from the grave.
Judging by the aura emanating from her body, she is probably using divine power.
Could she be connecting her broken mentality with a healing spell?
After all, divine power is a great power.

“Stop both please.”
“Ugh.”
“Yes!”

Rebecca and I, who had been shouldering each other in the meantime, hurriedly separated and kept our distance. In the meantime, we were inflicting her dot damage on Kate.
Kate’s reaction was so devastating that I forgot to straighten her up.
That blonde nun’s reaction was delicious to see.
Kate opened her mouth again, and her face was unexpectedly calm.
As if the sage time had come.

“I didn’t expect you guys to be dating so quickly. But I was predicting it to some extent. I knew that as time went on, the two of you would end up in a ‘relationship like that’.”

I said to Kate, scratching my cheek.

“I think you’ve been shocked, but is it okay? Shall we just break up like this? I don’t necessarily need to heat the water for the foot washing ceremony. Even using the church facilities is enough.”
“Shocked! Why am I shocked? Two healthy men and women are making love.
“I thought you were hating rather than blessing?”
“No! What kind of damnation are you talking about! Besides, don’t think of using me as an excuse to run away. I’m going to use the dream demon’s magic to heat the water as planned. I’ve come this far, but it’s a waste to send it back. It’s just wasting time. That’s it.”

It was a firm answer that made my worries pointless. Kate said that even though she and Rebecca had a fight, she still thought of hiring me as a worker.

“A lot of time has passed since we chatted. Let’s go to church. Before the juniors in charge of duty start a fire with a shovel.”

Kate gestured for her to leave.

“Yes. Wait a minute.”

I was going to say goodbye to Rebecca and leave.
Even so, I thought it was rude to let Rebecca into the church. It seemed to be bad for the blonde nun’s mental health. You can’t do anything against your employer’s wishes.
But before sending Rebecca back, she lashes out at Kate first. Words that were completely different from what I thought came out of Kate’s mouth.

“Rebecca-sama, please come too! If you have the heart to do so.”
“Yes?”
“You can come inside the church. Either help Luke-nim by the side or pass the time quietly. I won’t care what you do.”

Is it okay to come into the church?
What’s the point of letting Rebecca inside?
I didn’t quite understand Kate’s suggestion.
Rebecca tilted her head, wondering if it was the same as mine.

“Why?”