Chapter 145 – 145. A Wandering Swordsman Full of Clichés

The fairy must have been very embarrassed to have been caught masturbating, so she screamed and exposed her teeth, threatening me. But he honestly wasn’t scared at all, just funny.

‘If you grind it, the magic stat increases to 100… But this is too strange to just grind it…’

It seems to be a little less fluent in talking… But at the point of being able to talk, it could be seen as an intelligent body. But if it’s an intelligent body, isn’t it the one that the slave trader should treat? Well, I thought there must be a reason.

‘Even if you can see from the wings whether it’s fairy dust or something, he’s the guy who drops stuff like ingredients, so I’ll hold off on grinding them for now…’

I’ll have to throw it to Old Man Hellus, the official Dora*mon of our base, to take care of it. Hellus, a high-powered alchemy slave, will find a way to use that fairy.

If you say it’s useless… At that time, it’s really a blender row with vegetables grown in the playground.

“Joowoon. What are you doing there..? Come on, come here..”

“Oh, wait a minute. Doing this weird I was watching for a while.”

I’m really sorry for her, but she’s as mysterious as a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur in a blanket, so she couldn’t help but draw her attention.

“Huh? What is it…? Ah… A fairy…”

Ashamed of it, I went to Cheshire with the sprite covering me.

“Huh? Why is that guy…?”

Cheshire, who had been hanging out in the pool for 2 hours and was drooping… Like a mochi rice cake, melted down, stretched out his finger at the fairy in the cage and asked.

“Ah, this guy.. Heard us having sex and was masturbating alone.”

“Really? Boy What’s your name?”

As a breeder of her pet humans, she took an interest in the little fairy.

“Joy..! Nah! I will not tell you! I hate you!”

However, the fairy seemed completely unwilling to tell her her own name. The guy who would collapse and die if the cage was shaken was quite bold.

“Oh, hey, do you have a temper?”

“Right? Just put it on the table… Shall we do it one more time?”

“Yeah.. Good.!”

After putting the caged fairy next to the terrarium where the pet humans were dancing, Cheshire and I licked and sucked each other’s genitals in 69 positions.

-Jwuwwwww. Chew..

“Haa..”

Taking a quick glance, the fairy thought we weren’t interested in her, then stuck out her tongue and went back to masturbating. It seemed like I was totally hooked…

“Juruup. Cheshire…”

“Yeah.. I was watching too.. I guess he was too absorbed in it.. He didn’t even know he was looking at him… He was busy fiddling with him…”

“Huh… I thought it was just a beast to change… What is that bastard?”

“It’s kind of… A creature with intelligence?”

“I think so… It’s amazing.”

Cheshire and I stared at each other for a long time, and the fairy, feeling that the biting and sucking had stopped, opened her closed eyes. Soon the fairy and we met each other’s eyes.

“Kyaaaaa!! You guys!! Why don’t you do it!! Stop staring at me!!! You perverts!! Do you like watching? Is it good!! It sucks!!”

“Um… The tone is quite…”

“You speak much more fluently than before.”

“That child… Is growing in real time. Hearing our conversations… He is acquiring knowledge in an instant.”

“Huh…”

“Perhaps… Isn’t it possible that there were no higher creatures like us in the habitat where that child lived? So there was no knowledge to absorb.”

“Then, meet us, a new intelligentsia… That means we are growing in real time.”

“Yes. From what I’ve seen, their comprehension of languages ​​and their ability to learn are very high. Interesting..”

Cheshire began to look around and explore the fairy. She had a reason for telling the poachers to take over the shop. She was interested in living things.

“Hmm… More than anything, speaking two languages ​​at the same time… And that’s directly transmitted to both Juni and me…”

“What do you mean?”

“Ah… Do you know that it’s normal for me and Jun to not communicate?”

“Uh…”

I speak Korean.. Cheshire speaks a language that I don’t know what it is, so originally, it was normal if the conversation didn’t work. It’s the same for the peddlers and jewelers, and it’s the same for all NPCs in this game.

However, perhaps because of the influence of the system, we were able to talk to each other without much difficulty. In short, without the help of the system, it is normal if we cannot communicate with each other. By the way… That fairy was able to talk even though he wasn’t an NPC like Cheshire or the peddler.

Even though they are not slaves sold by slavers.

“This guy is a real-time interpreter.”

“Yes. Moreover, what this child says conveys the meaning directly to both you and me. Simultaneously… This is almost the realm of authority.”

So, for example, let’s say that a Korean and a Japanese were sitting and having a conversation. At that time, when this fairy comes and greets you, Koreans hear “Hello” And Japanese say “Konnichiwa.” Cheshire meant that in this way meaning was conveyed simultaneously.

“It’s a guy who goes beyond the scope of the system… I’ve never seen such a guy in my life. Is it a characteristic of that species? Or, I wonder if it’s a single trait of that entity… How could a child like that have been lost and wandering around…”

Even Cheshire is amazed. The lost fairy was a bigger guy than I thought. He might even have to fold Mer when it comes to language. Mer can only speak human languages ​​perfectly, but that guy automatically learns the language after just a few conversations.

‘How can I use this guy…’

I thought about how to use the lost fairy. Just as I met many foreigners, such as Chinese and Japanese, in the Forest of the Missing, there are probably a large number of foreigners in the thrilling labyrinth that I will enter this time.

‘Because they said that about 15 teams will come in in a group of three…’

Even if members of the same team were coordinated to make communication possible, there was no law that the conversation would go through to other groups. Then I wonder if this lost fairy could be useful. It will become a communication tool exclusively for foreigners.

‘But this guy isn’t a creature with a docile personality enough to hear that he’s ordering something.. I’ll have to appease him… Or torture him and make him a slave.’

The question is how to label this tiny creature in a cage. Oddly enough, my thumb doesn’t reach. As if intended…

‘But if you take it out of the cage…The person you took out will fly away to an unspecified place on the planet and run away.

The important thing is the durability of this fairy.. If you shake the cage as if you were torturing it, you will be crushed to death by hitting the barbed wire. Then, the only option left was to change it, so I had to be careful.

‘For now, I’ll have to appease you later. Wouldn’t they listen if I told them to send me back home in moderation?’

Maybe he will listen to Heesun noona, the forest keeper.

“Shall we put it in the bag for now and go soon?”

“Huh!”

I wanted to think about the treatment of fairies more, but now it was time to go home after meeting the slave trader. I tucked the sprite into the bag and zipped it up.

“Ssssscha.. Jun..”

“Yes?”

“Hehe.. No.”

Cheshire, who was quickly dressed, hugged me from behind, who had been wearing pants for a long time. Then she rubbed her face on my back and took a deep breath.

“Okay… I’ve recharged Juni’s energy… So it’s okay now. I can wait again.”

“Cheshire…”

I turned around and hugged Cheshire.

“The next time we come… Why don’t we go down to the basement floor?”

“In the basement…?”

“Yes. Let’s attack the basement floor.”

“But… Junie is still weak… He’ll definitely… Die…”

“But I can’t continue to spend my time like this. I really need to get Cheshire out of here.”

“Jun-ah…”

Since you can bring one more person to the black market, I would like to come over with the demon slayer Aram and stay at Cheshire’s base for about a week to attack the basement. And if you buy slaves, you’ll be able to attack with a group of four.

I want to invest in her next week because I will be able to get her Cheshire by quickly attacking her black market basement.

“Yeah.. Okay.. Let’s.. Let’s try it..”

“Great. I’m sure… I’ll be able to retrieve the piece of Cheshire’s soul.”

Cheshire and I kissed each other. Then they moved to the circus arena where the Festival of Sorrows was taking place.

It’s time to buy a slave and go home.

“Ha… Why? Why don’t you listen to my request…”

A slave trader who comes with Cheshire three times and now looks completely desperate and wants to die. He’s still crying, but he looks even more depressed.

Seeing him so anxious to make me his slave made me feel bad.

“Stop yelling and quickly show me something. We are busy!”

“Shut up… Cheshire… If it weren’t for you… The cultist would have belonged to me before long…”

A clown who openly reveals his ambition for me without any intention of hiding it, as if it is out of order now. I frowned. Of course, I’m wearing a shadow mask, so you won’t be able to see my facial expression…

“If you have to be courted by a man, nothing but nausea will come out.”

“Haa.. This isn’t courtship.. It’s the desire to collect.. That’s it.

The clown, who had been snowballing with Cheshire for a while, shook his head as if he would not be able to defeat our duo in the end when I interrupted and retched him.

Soon the clown took us underground. The basement was still completely unmaintained, and there were bars full of rotting dead bodies everywhere.

And the last time she came, she saw a Korean woman who had sold her children to her devil… Coldly dead.

“Why? Do you feel any pity?”

“No. Not at all. What is pity for a bitch who even sells her children to eat?”

“Heh heh. Yes..”

The clown laughed. It was the first time he had seen his smile. However, he didn’t look happy. It was like a laugh that came out as an automatic reflex, perhaps because he was just satisfying some of his sadistic desires.

“Now, today’s menu is…”

Soon a naked man and woman came out and stood in front of Cheshire.

Following the clown’s command, they began to introduce themselves in order.

The red-haired handsome man introduced himself as ‘Roy, the Knight of the Wild Roses’. I was disgusted with his voice and way of speaking… I just passed it right away.

The next item the clown showed was a savage who looked a little lacking.

“I am Uraltan!! Chieftain of the Blue Goat Tribe!! I love meat and alcohol! They fight very well!!”

“It’s thirty thousand. Uraltan, a very cowardly coward. If he can’t eat meat, he’ll eat even human flesh. How is it.”

I don’t even have meat to eat, but I have to share meat with a coward… I replied annoyed.

“Next.”

“Then…You, introduce yourself quickly.”

“Okay… I’m… A raw food lover… A swamp scavenger…”

“Haa… Damn… You talk so fucking slow.”

“The action is slow, but the cleaning is excellent. A whopping 34,000 toads. How is it?”

The third was a slow female toad human. This crazy clown Is something grumpy with me? Is it because I retched and teased you earlier? Or come with Cheshire? In any case, every item the clown showed seemed flawed.

“Looks like you don’t like all of them… So next time come alone. I’ll introduce you to amazing guys… Dragon hunter slaves… Great sages… I heard that a saint’s vagina is so chewy… How about it?”

“All right. I know what tricks to do. I’ll be back with Cheshire next time. No, I will always come with Cheshire!”

“Joy. Stubborn heretic. Last! Introduce yourself.”

“I get it.”

The fourth slave introduced was a “One-eyed one-armed swordsman.”

A man with long, ponytailed hair…Something like a murder expert nodded at me and revealed his name.

“My name is Palus. As you can see, he’s an ugly wandering swordsman. If you take me back… I will swear allegiance with my pitiful body.”

“It’s only ten thousand. As a prosecutor, I’m not sure if I’m going to do a pretext or be straight. How is it? Don’t like this either? Then you have no choice but to turn it off. Choose a cultist.”

A one-armed, one-eyed swordsman worth 10,000 coins…

‘Huh… This is…’

Speaking clichéd… This guy is definitely an inexhaustible strong guy.