Chapter 275 – 275. Enjoy the Pre-Launch Event in Advance!

“You really bought it. Are you fearless… Or have you gone mad?”

“Yes?”

“No, I heard that a black goat might come out.. Aren’t you afraid? Don’t you know the black goat?”

“No, what.. Is it scarier than Mr. Carshinax? You’re still looking at me, but there’s no reaction? And what about the black goat? Black goat, isn’t that just a delicious health food?”

“Uh… Hmm. But. Hmm. Huh…”

A poacher who cannot speak. To be honest, disasters happen… But I don’t know what kind of disaster it could be… I’m more afraid of the evil gods who are watching me 24/7.

There are three beings fighting over who will have my soul right now… This is real madness. And if it’s really dangerous, don’t buy it. Judging by the fact that it doesn’t stop, it doesn’t interfere with the general trend or it’s something that benefits me.

‘I don’t even intend to bring it to the base in the first place…’

First of all, I’m going to open ‘Sheep in a Box’ on the black market.

A black goat or a Shub Niguras or some strange tentacle monster might crawl out, but there’s no reason to bring it all the way to the base… No, to Earth.

According to the detailed explanation of ‘Sheep in the Box’, a disaster ‘comes’, so if you leave the black goat here, disaster will come here. If you open it in a store infested with flies, it will be perfect.

To be honest, the black market itself, where there are a lot of Yi tribes who catch humans and torture them, is already a place that is no different from hell, and I wonder what will change if I add another disaster to this place. Is it just my own illusion that they feel like they will live well together?

‘Since the very existence of a place called the black market is a disaster for mankind, would adding something else change it? Even if they change, they’re the ones who adapt and live..’

Even if a catastrophe comes that we cannot handle, the inhuman monsters of the black market will take care of it. After all, it’s best to leave things that are difficult to deal with to others.

Moreover, even if a really great disaster was coming, for some reason, I wasn’t very afraid. The disaster gods are already on my side, so there is no need to be afraid if one more disaster comes to me.

‘Maybe it’s a Carshinax-level obsessive evil god… I rather like it… Evil God Maman is the best…’

Anything is fine, so I want you to come with me. Maybe that disaster could be the resurrection of an evil spirit. If the disaster that is really coming is the resurrection of the evil spirit, it is rather a blessing to me.

‘Sponsors come to me on their own without having to go out and look for them.. It’s a treat.’

Even if it’s not that, I think it’s okay if it’s a disaster that can be eaten.

If something like a meteorite that you can’t even eat falls, you’ll be a bit annoyed, but if it’s not like that, if some kind of cannibal is infested or if a strange man-eating plant grows, you can collect it right away and sell it on the black market for a hefty price.

If a white sheep appears, take it to the base and raise it.

‘Can cheese be made from sheep’s milk? Even if a black goat came out… Would you give them sheep’s milk? Don’t just give me disaster, but give me some sheep’s milk…’

It reminded me of sheep’s milk, but I’m going to start real dairy farming soon. Are there any ranches where cows and pigs are raised? After all, you have to get out of Seoul to find such a farmhouse, right? I kept eating only the sacrificial dragon’s tail meat, and I got bitten.

‘Raising chickens… Raising dogs and cats… I also want to see some cute and pretty animals… I want to raise raccoons…’

My head feels a little weird seeing all the terrible and somehow inhuman creatures like some kind of beast, eternal sacrificial dragon, seventh tentacle, and jet-black wheel. The pets raised by Yewon are also far from cute…

If I go on like this, I really feel like my aesthetic sense will be distorted.

‘Come to think of it…’

When I attacked the sports center… So, when I recruited Possession Warrior Lee Hoon, I remembered the summoner I brought along to live with me. He was obviously just a guy who summoned beasts. The guy’s name is…

‘I think it was Im Jin-soo…’

I can’t remember the name very well. Most mediocre Awakeners are managed by Jinseong.

‘I think there were two or three other summoners besides him…’

I received a report that there were a few summoners among the 800 Awakened Americans. I was too busy, so I just listened to it.

‘I’ll have to call the summoners separately later… And ask if livestock can’t be summoned…’

Since I left the management of the awakened people in my hands to Ericsson and Ha Jin-seong, I didn’t manage the overall management, so I couldn’t figure out exactly which classes they were. The really unusual ones were reported separately, but most of them weren’t impressive so I forgot about them first.

If there is an excuse for memory issues, there are so many things to remember and recognize that it can’t be helped. I am one, but there are dozens of quests given to me, so I wish I had at least one extra brain to handle them all.

‘Haa.. For now, let’s look at the rest of the items..’

First, I looked at the palm-sized plastic pack hanging from the ceiling.

[Transfusion Pack for Blood Exchange: A transfusion pack containing the true ancestor’s heart. When blood is injected into the inlet of the pack, it is transformed into the same type of blood as the blood registered as a specimen. It doesn’t matter what kind of blood it is. Even if it’s a little damaged, anything is possible with blood. If all the remaining blood is extracted and exchanged with the blood registered as a specimen, the species may change to the species registered as a specimen.]
[Caution, only pure-blooded humans can change species. If the species are mixed, the body will die.]
[Warning, if you take the heart out of the pack and feed it directly to the heart, the insane Jinzo will be revived.]
[Price: 20000C]

This is another novelty item. You can change your race by swapping your blood.

‘It’s good for blood transfusion… I guess I can change the race as I please…’

It seems like pretty good stuff. It will take some time, but you can turn all normal people into vampires or beastmen. If I set my blood as a sample, I might be able to mass produce anti-human reflexes.

‘Mushroom people don’t have anything to say about blood, so it won’t work…’

Can the bodily fluids of the Dark Wheel be used as samples?

First of all, it’s 20,000 coins, so I’ll have to buy it. Perhaps Jinjo’s heart and the carnage vamp, Hwayoung, may cause an interaction. Or maybe I can wake up the true ancestor and call upon the evil spirit related to the vampires.

‘I’ll register my blood right away, change all the slaves’ blood into mine, and give it to Hwa-young as a gift, she’ll be very happy…’

I think I would really like it if I gave a gift full of blood identical to mine to Hwayoung, who couldn’t suck as much as I did once because I was worried that I might be having a hard time. The slaves will be a bit overworked, but what about it. If you like Hwayoung, that’s fine.

I put the blood transfusion pack in the large-capacity magic bag. They said it contained a heart, and the pack itself was very cold. It seems that something magical has been done. I think it’s probably keeping Jinjo frozen so he can’t be resurrected.

‘Rest of it…’

One root plant and one canned food are left. I checked the ungainly root plants.

[Essence Origin: When planted in the ground, it seeks out and absorbs polluted water around it. If too much polluted water is contained, water is sprayed in all directions, and the clean water spouted out by the plant is rich in nutrients and is very beneficial to the growth of animals and plants. Grows up to 10 meters. The seed plant that has grown to 10 meters withers scatters seeds around.]
[Price: 13000C]

I must take this to the Forest of Corruption. It’s not enough to purify the polluted water cleanly, but it’s spouting water that seems to be rich in minerals in all directions… It seems to play a big role in purifying the forest of corruption.

‘Purification of the Forest of Corruption was the goal of the forest keeper quest.

I first bought the Essence Origin Herb. Then I checked the last item, canned food.

[Unidentified canned food with a 100-year subscription: You never know what’s inside until you open it. After eating all the food in it, put the lid back on, and the next day it will be filled with new food. A tasty and nutritious snack enjoyed by high-ranking people traveling through space. You have signed up for a hundred-year subscription. Live a delicious life for 100 years!]
[Caution, sometimes can be harmful to the body.]
[Warning, if you heat the canned food until it bursts, ‘Gluttony’s Chest’ will crawl out.]
[Price: 69000C]

“Is this… Food? No, do poachers sell food too?”

“Hey, why are you assuming that canned food won’t contain living things?”

“Uh?”

“The Yi tribe also enjoy raw food. No one knows what will come out of it.”

That’s right. The Yi tribe are the ones who consider chewing raw food as a delicacy… Indeed, this canned food does not seem to be human-friendly canned food that contains nutritious snacks. I have no idea what is going to come out.

‘Gulp..’

I was salivating for some reason. No, my mouth was salivating. I’m going crazy.. Why are you doing this? I think my taste buds have changed a bit since I dated Cassinax… I heard that couples look alike… No, why did you think they were a couple? The head is weird It may have already been eaten by tentacles. Why do I have to feel cosmic fear in a place like this…

“And if possible, keep the can in a cool place. Unless you want to be chewed up whole planet.”

“…Crazy… This is scarier than a black goat…”

I grabbed my dizzy head and bought a can of canned food. The price was quite high, but it was ok. There are coins obtained by attacking the gate, so it is okay to spend this much. Store only in a cool place.

Except for the canned food and the blood transfusion pack containing Jinjo’s heart, everything was delivered by courier. I need to pick up the box containing the sheep from the Parisian store, return to the base, pick up the original plant, and give it to Heesun noona to grow.

“This time, all items are sold out.”

“Ah, over there.”

“Huh?”

Before leaving the poacher’s hut, I pondered for a moment whether or not to give the poacher the optional poacher’s snare as a reward for the ‘Guide usurper’ achievement.

‘Zeke and Franken.. And Enkidu. Who should I meet…’

I don’t know. Still, since Hilde, a strong Sieg class, rejected Sieg… It would be better to meet with Franken or Enkidu.

“Oh, no. Then we’ll come back next week when we have time.”

“Joy. Yes Just in case… If Cheshire and you ever have a child… Just tell me… I’ll give you a special gift for the child… Go away.”

“Uh.. Yep. Thank you!”

Although he disapproves of me… I’m glad he doesn’t completely hate me.

I bowed my head and came out with Cheshire’s arms crossed. This time, I plan to ask the drug dealer.

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Cheshire and I crossed our arms and beat up the crazy drug addicts in the drug dealer’s den and headed to the drug dealer’s shop, Drug ‘n Rush. Since it had already been more than two hours since I entered the black market, I moved a little faster.

– With my daughter.

“Are we here… Yo…?”

Cheshire stopped at the entrance of the shop before entering. Then, after sending me behind him, I glared at the man who was half-lying on the sofa in the store, smoking a cigarette.

“Lamech… Why are you here…”

“Huuuuu… Boyfriend? Hmm.. It’s difficult.. The annihilation order.. Haa.. Shit..”

“I asked what are you doing here.”

“Well… I was told to move slowly. I’m sorry, Cheshire.”

Cheshire looked a bit frightened.

What?

Do you two know each other?

This is a meeting with a new NPC…

– Push shot.

“Uh?”

His left arm was cut off.

Before I even felt the pain, Cheshire pushed me into the store entrance.

My body collapsed and I was blown somewhere on the black market.

Leaving only Cheshire in the store.