Chapter 287 – 287. If You Can’t Escape, Have Fun

Who was the entity that pulled my ankle during teleportation?

‘I don’t know!!!’

I do not know. The important thing right now is that I fell in the middle of a battlefield that will go down in history.

I never thought I would be able to share this historical moment when superhumans and monsters intertwine to stop the dragons.

‘I didn’t want to be with you…!!’

I’m really going crazy. Why does this only happen to me? Even if the sajupalja is twisted, it seems to be twisted too dirty.

At that time, the evil spirits were frightened and screamed.

[You fucking tentacle bitch!! What the hell did you do!!!]

[That means I blocked it hard!! It’s not my fault!!! They give me one arm and push me in, but what am I supposed to do!! Isn’t it your fault for harassing my partner in the first place!!!]

[No!! It’s the damn clown’s fault!! I want my child to grow up, not die!!!]

[Cheer, cultist! I put the curse of obliteration, so it won’t be easy to find out!]

‘Joe, the curse of obliteration…!?’

[It’s safer than Dragon Breath! Run for now!! Run!!!!]

The screams of the demons echoed in my head. I ran recklessly, feeling like I was about to vomit. The momentary movement was forcibly canceled and too much damage was accumulated on the body. Want to vomit dizzy.

‘By the way… You gave me an arm… And sent me here…? Crazy… How much causality did you risk…?’

Listening to the evil spirits, it seems that the dragon king was the one who caught me and threw me here. While Kashinax was blocking, he intervened and shoved me into this battlefield. He would kill me for the price of his arm.

‘Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Why are you doing this to me!!! It’s disgusting that I picked up and ate an eyeball that I would throw away anyway…!’

I can’t swear at this anymore. Immediately, a large explosion occurred next to it, and part of the central square of the black market was completely destroyed, exposing it to the external dimension, so it was difficult to breathe.

Furthermore, dragons are spewing flames in all directions, raising the temperature. It’s hot and it’s more dizzy.

‘I have to run…!’

It is a nuisance to intervene in this crazy battlefield just to help.

It’s much more beneficial for me to find my own way to live by leaving the guys in my weight class to fight on their own.

‘Where should I run away first? No, what does it mean to run away? There is no way to get out of the central plaza…’

Obviously, I was dragged back here and witnessed it. A translucent membrane forms between Cheshire and me. It was clearly a huge curtain covering the central plaza.

Yes, I am now trapped in the central plaza. I was trapped in this crazy battlefield where I couldn’t even get in or out.

-Quaguaguagwang!!!!!

“Aaaaa!!!”

A beam of light shot to my right at the moment. No, is it breath? I don’t know.

Anyway, I was caught up in the breath’s shockwave and rolled over and fell into the rubble of a building.

“Shut up.. Fuck..”

Rebar stuck in the side. The pain cleared my mind a little. I felt like I was going crazy because the situation was so urgent, but the pain to the point of death actually clears my mind.

Yes, I’ve always lived with pain. Now, to the point where I can’t come to my senses unless I’m sick.

“Turn it off!!!”

-Foohwaak!!!

He swallowed the pain and forced himself to stand up. After pulling out the side from the rebar protruding from the floor, he healed the wound where the intestines protruded with the rapidly rising flesh.

“Keuheughhhhh.

The pain increased several times due to the rising flesh, but I forcibly endured it. Still, I’m glad I escaped a fatal injury right away.

I lay down for a while, caught my breath, and checked the auction house. I saw a letter from Mer to me. After I bought it and read it, it became impossible to move. Again, as I expected.

‘Rather than that, here… It’s more cozy than I thought…’

Something in the rubble of the collapsed building calmed my mind.

Outside, there was a great battle going on outside, so I felt very frantic, my field of vision narrowed, and I felt like I was breathing too fast… But here, almost all sides were blocked off, so I felt safe as I was disconnected from the outside world.

Of course, the wreckage of this building won’t protect me. It will probably all be destroyed in one breath. It was just a matter of my heart.

‘Even if the breath was shot to the side just a little bit, I would have melted to death, right? Well, this isn’t even a blind bullet… It’s crazy that you might get hit by a missed dragon’s breath…’

The good news is that they haven’t noticed me yet.

In the situation of those monsters, I must have only pretended to be a passing bug. Compared to those vast auras, my power was too weak, so a kind of stealth was possible. Even Botamilli put the curse of obliteration, so it became a completely invisible mode.

Of course, since those who received orders from the Dragon King are diligently looking for me to catch and kill me, they will be found out someday… But there was no sign of that right now. He seemed more busy dealing with Hilde and Zeke than catching me.

‘Once you’ve hidden it… You can’t keep hiding here… But there’s no place to run to…’

So there is only one thing I can do now.

‘I make the most profit… Yes… The dragons gathered in the black market haven’t noticed me yet… So I roam here…’

Pick up dragon parts and level up.

Seriously, it was the best strategy I could think of.

I cut off the breath of dying dragons, I ate the last hit, and I lost experience. Then I take out their hearts or inner sheaves and I gulp them out.

So, is there any need to go looking for ghosts just to level up?

I just need to get rid of a few dying dragons and raise the level.

‘If you can’t avoid it.. Enjoy it.. Yes, there is no other way than to enjoy it..!’

Crisis as an opportunity…

[You’re trying to pick up something even in this situation… Huh, that’s great. As expected, my companion..]

[It’s normal to be crazy.. Keeping sane until the end.. Chasing gains.. No, is it possible because you’re insane in the first place… Truly my child..]

[Keer, cultist.. Don’t overdo it.. You.. Then die…]

The evil spirits who read my thoughts admired(?). They must have judged that I might panic in fear of death. But I was surprised to see you look so happy.

‘I’m in a panic and floundering? No. At all! Damn, if you die, you die, so I won’t tremble in fear. Rather, I can fall into the arms of Kashinax. Is there anything wrong with that?’

Even if I really die, it will be a huge burden on me. I was confident that the evil spirits would resurrect me unconditionally.

Look, I also woke up Botamilli. I was the one who tricked Nick into pulling out a pillar from the Pantheon. I was the one who laid the groundwork for that, and even resurrected the sealed evil god by leveling the hell.

‘That’s right, we have a great chancellor…’

Sataniel, who was drowning in work as soon as he was resurrected, would surely work hard with his cunning and cunning hair in order to resurrect me at the minimum price.

Tons of cocaine and weed that I brought to him. I’ve done so many drug offerings, so as a drug addict, he won’t abandon me. Sataniel and I have a friendship forged by drugs.

In any case, the fear was gone, and only the corpses of dead dragons came into my eyes.

‘Chew.. Every time I see Helgen Yewon was holding… I wanted to eat dragon meat in my heart…’

I licked my lips while watching the dragons running after me. Whatever it is, it’s okay if you don’t get caught. This is a crazy battlefield, and I’m a bug-like human pup capable of self-stealth.

If so, do your best as a bug. I’ll show you what a scavenger is.

‘Scavenger… Nature’s cleaner… In a different sense, an insidious predator…’

I looked around the battlefield through a gap in the wreckage. You have to find the best place to frost.

‘That’s…Kissyria?’

One battlefield was tinged with darkness. Numerous dragons were charging towards the darkness. And in the center of the place, a filthy pretty Arachne was fighting a dragon dyed in golden light.

‘That’s the dragon king’s child…’

Tremendous. He repeated the polymorph endlessly. He alternated between dragon, human, and lightning states to press Kisyria.

Transforms into a dragon to bite Kishria or shoot a breath, transform into a human form to avoid attacks if it is at a disadvantage, and transform into thunderbolts moment by moment to use teleportation.

Every time he used a technique, space refracted and a series of shockwaves came out. Being swept away is at least a serious injury.

“The deep pillar is pushed!!”

“Push it on!!!”

[Kishit!!! It went well! Bastard babies!!! Kishishishishishi!!!]

Kiria, who was fighting the golden dragon in the middle of the battle, burst into laughter and released the abyss as she thought that some prey had gathered around her. Then the other dragons entangled in the abyss were sucked into the darkness as they were.

Dragons that are crushed and crushed to death in an instant. Trampling and tearing the corpses of dragons scattered across the floor, Kysyria frantically spewed out black spider webs. It looked exciting.

‘Crazy… If I get caught up in it, I’ll crush it…’

Once you get there, you die. There were dozens of dragons that had already flocked to kill Kysyria. Apparently, those dragons are obviously not Hilde-class dragons, and I think they may have been troops sent by the Dragon King to fill the head count.

“Kiaaaaa!!!!!”

[Go, don’t come close… Jun-ah… Jun-ah, where have you gone… I’m hungry… Jun-ah… Jun-ah…]

“Avoid!!! If you get caught…! Khehehe!!!”

“Why is something like this here!!! Dragon King!!! The story is different!! Aaaaa!!!”

[Jun-ah.. I’m lonely.. Jun-ah.. Where are you..]

On the other hand, Anax was scattering beams with an inhuman clap, erasing the dragons’ magic, grabbing them with tentacles and devouring them recklessly. The action is a child who lost his mother.. The result of that action was truly catastrophic.

-Patter…!!

The bones and intestines of the dragons that were devoured were ejected from the underside of Anax. That monster is now chewing up dragons. I can’t. It’s out too. Over there, not even the inner hem remains, everything is being torn apart.

Even Anax, unable to let go of his lingering feelings, continues to search for me and emits a monstrous mental wave. It seemed that if I accidentally got close to Anax, I would be eaten. How the hell do you love me afraid.

‘Then… Where is Apophis? Ah…!’

A haze of haze spread over a wide area in one corner. In it, dragons were melting and dying while going mad in order to escape. Even a golden dragon struggles to clear the fog trying to invade through its eyes, ears and mouth.

A desperate struggle not to lose one’s body… It’s pitiful.

‘Driving me crazy. The fog is so widespread that I don’t even dare to go there… I don’t think I’ll be able to eat the corpses because they’ve all melted down… I think there’s a lot inside…’

He’s melting all the things that entered the fog recklessly, regardless of enemy or friend… Maybe he’s just annoying, so he’s walking around killing them all, then dragging the Dragon King’s child in his mouth.

First of all, all three of the summons are throwing too many wide-area skills, so it’s a pass. Even the corpses of dragons are being destroyed randomly without thinking about what to do next… The discarded dragon corpses are such a waste. Maybe Hellus would have shed tears if he had been here. Ah, since you’re a doll, you won’t be able to shed tears anymore…

‘I heard that at least three of the Dragon King’s offspring could come, at most five. It looks like my summoner is holding on to two of them.. Where are the rest of them…’

It was when I was looking around like that.

[The level has risen by 1.]

[Achievement achieved! ‘Breaking through level 20’]
[Achievement achieved! ‘Survival expert’]
[Achievement achievement reward will be given.]
[Achievement achievement reward will be given.]

[Entry to ‘Infernal Hell’ becomes possible after reaching level 20!]

“Uh?”

Level-up notifications and achievement achievement notifications suddenly popped up.

“Why is this now…”

I suddenly checked the accessories I was wearing.

“Ah.. Ayla.. Ah. You are the best..”

[Necklace of Black Death: A master-level jeweler defies providence… Omitted… The pet gains some experience from the target it kills.]
[Caution. It is an inherited device. Transfer is not possible.]

I had a necklace of black snakes. Thanks to this, I must have received some of the experience my summons would have gained from killing dragons… Moreover, it was only then that I remembered an important fact.

[Bracelet of Black Death: A master-class jeweler defies providence… Omitted… Protects the wearer from summoned attacks.]
[Caution. It is an inherited device. Transfer is not possible.]

“Honey.”

I won’t die from the attacks of Kysyria, Anax, or Apophis.

All you have to do is pick up the dragon’s inner hem rolling on the ground like shopping.

‘Ayla, thank you.’

Eila is the best