Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 1

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 1 – Prologue

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“No, the writer is crazy.”

Yafia connected as soon as it was 12:00. But it was not what I was expecting.

“I don’t eat rice cakes today either.”

It was absurd, to the point where my own words came out. Typing of anger that follows immediately.

「Sesjoa: Writer-nim, so… When will the scene come out hehe?」

Still, I couldn’t swear. Because the specialty of Jomagul writers was escaping. If even malicious comments are run in a demon cave where money is not enough, writers with weak mentality immediately leave their writings and disappear.

From what I’ve seen so far, the writer of this novel didn’t have a very good mentality. Being late was common, my body ached, and when I was bored, I got nauseous and whined about the latter half of my life. As he still had a bit of anticipation for the rice cake scene, he couldn’t offend the writer.

Anyway, it wasn’t long before other readers started commenting one by one.

「Immediately: If you install the app, I will give you 6,000 won haha ​​https://url.Kr/gvQw2S」

「CoolJJin: Mr. Moo-sae-nim went on the mound today toohaha」

“Yasugak: He is alive”

“Bread is God: Even now it’s not too late. Kill the heroine. Kill the woman and rape the man.”

From a macrobot to a madman who asks to kill a heroine. These are the people you see all the time.

I kept refreshing for a while, but there was no sign of the author’s answer coming up.

After… I can’t help it. Eugene started reading the novel again. I couldn’t even remember what I saw because I skipped over it while checking the rice cake scene.

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The title of the novel Eugene was reading is Legend of Heroes in a Different World.

It was a mass-produced different world fantasy common in Joma Cave. After the main character and several other earthlings were summoned as warriors from another world, they bickered with demons, cleared dungeons, and messed around with the kingdom.

It was pretty good though. Unlike the insincere title, there was reality in the setting, and the story was readable.

Above all, the heroines who appeared after the middle of the series were quite unique and attractive.

It took quite a while for the heroines to appear, so there were times when the atmosphere in the comment window became bad, wondering if they were riding ‘that coin’, but as the heroines started to show off their individuality, the suspicion quickly disappeared .

But there were still problems. It was that the writer did not see the rice cake. Even though he is clearly wearing a harem tag on a 19 gold ticket!

It’s also a problem that the heroine appeared after the middle, isn’t it a big problem to postpone the scene even though it came out so late? Is this author also a fraud after all?

「Sesjoa: So when do you have sex? There’s a harem tag attached, but there’s not a single scene, let alone a harem…”

Eugene commented in frustration, but on the other hand, it was absurd. Why am I posting comments here with my nose pierced? I’m busy reading other novels that are just filled with rice cakes.

Even so, Eugene couldn’t get off because he felt it was a waste of what he had been reading.

‘Even if I lose as much as I’ve followed this far, I will definitely see rice cakes and lose money.’

It was an unfortunate sunk cost fallacy.

It wasn’t long before the author’s answer ran.

「Osanj (writer): Shouldn’t there be an emotional exchange between the main character and the heroine first? Please wait a little longer haha

Hmm….Right….

I can’t help it if it’s an emotional exchange… I can’t help it if it’s a build-up….

That’s right.

Hypnosis, humiliation, rape, and eating without build-up. There were people who liked that kind of thing, but Eugene didn’t like rape, and hypnosis made his teeth tremble. If you don’t have a minimum of free will, what’s the difference between Onahol?

Okay. The author is right This person has the same thoughts as me. There must be enough sympathy for sex to taste. It was nice to follow you too.

Eugene tried to rationalize himself like that. In a corner of my heart, I knew that such a build-up was not absolutely necessary, but I ignored it.

Let’s wait a bit. Just a little…Yes. If it doesn’t come out within 10 episodes, I’ll get off…

It wasn’t a little bit.

Episode 10 became episode 15, episode 15 became episode 30, and episode 30 became episode 50, so there was no rice cake shoe.

The main character acted like a typical insensitive asshole in harem movies. It is the so-called eunuch character. It was an indecisive Japanese-style character who did not notice even if the heroine appealed with her body because she was frustrated.

As the writer’s desire for rice cake grew bigger and bigger, he introduced devices such as erotic dungeons and horn traps from what he had seen somewhere, but he delayed and delayed sex with the main character.

That made me even more angry. Unraveling the story itself was refreshing. The relationship with the heroines was a problem because it was carcinogenic, but if the development had been a mess, I would have gotten off the knife.

Moreover, the writer acted as if there would be a rice cake scene at the end of each episode. The skill of hanging the hook was astonishing. It was top class enough to slap the popular work of Daldongne.

However, this kind of fishing only lasted a day or two, and as the development continued for dozens of episodes, the readers finally reached the point of exploding.

「Immediately: If you install the app, you will receive 6,000 won today only haha ​​https://url.Kr/gvQw2S」

「Sesjoa: So, when is rice cake?」

「Yasugak: Is it true that you haven’t had sex yet, you bastard!!!!!!」

「Dkanslr: ㅋ ㅋ It’s the first time I’ve seen this bastard throw away the concept ㅋ ㅋ」

“Bread is God: After all, the prophet God is right. Kill the woman and rape the man.”

Although there was still a madman who told me to kill the heroine.

Anyway, no matter how carcinogenic development continues, there was a limit that could not be postponed.

I met all the heroines that I foretold, all the traumas related to the heroine’s past were resolved, all the so-called salvation clichés were cleared, and the heroines even attacked me, so I couldn’t eat rice cake anymore.

Eugene was excited, but on the other hand, he was anxious. Can this guy really use the rice cake shoes? He’s the one who hasn’t used it for hundreds of episodes? Aren’t you running?

But the worry soon disappeared. Finally, the content hinting at the scene has been uploaded.

『… She got goosebumps at the first touch of a man she was born with. It was different from the feeling of comforting myself. Just a little more, a little more. He licked his fingers at the thought of being able to taste a pleasure he had never felt before.

=====Words of the author=====

It’s what you’ve been waiting for so long! I’ll show you something!』

…What? Come on? What did you do with your fingers?

「Sesjoa: It looks like the author stopped in the middle. Please check the upload.”

After refreshing it a few times, the answer came up as if I had been waiting for it.

「Osanj (author): The upload went well! Please look forward to tomorrow ^^」

“No ten……I’ll cut this off here.”

Damn you. It’s still at the level of a drama with only one hook.

“Sesjoa: I’m looking forward to it haha”

Eugene spat out swear words, but his fingers moved differently. Since the most important scene was ahead, I was able to endure it for another day.

One more day, one more day.

And the next day.

“Come up quickly… “

Yujin was waiting for 12 noon with her legs shaking.

Today marks the end of the ambiguous romance with the heroine and the beginning of a new relationship. It is a monumental stepping stone to become more sweet and the day when lovers put their first button on.

It was a cake for that.

There was no bullshit, but Eugene was completely over-immersed.

Now, to Eugene, getting knocked out was a secondary issue. The important thing was the rice cake itself.

However, even after 12 o’clock and 1 o’clock, there was no upload.

「Sesjoa: Is there any upload today?」

Next day,

「Sesjoa: Isn’t the writer sick somewhere?」

The next day too. Eugene felt like going crazy.

「Sesjoa: The author is waiting for you.」

「Sesjoa: What can you say, writer-nim… 」

「Sesjoa: Author, not all year round.」

「Sesjoa : come back」

「Sesjoa: Come back!!!!!!!!!!」

「Sesjoa: where do you live?」

「Sesjoa: Author, I will find you somehow」

“Sesjoa: do you think you won’t be able to find it?”

「Sesjoa: I was wrong, I’m sorry I kept pressing you」

「Sesjoa: You bastard!!!」

「Sesjoa: Sorry for wearing…」

「Sesjoa: Die, die, die, die, die!!!!!!!!!!」

“Sesjoa: I didn’t mean it, please come back.”

「Jeonneunghan Akaratuya: Give up」

The writer was silent, and Eugene’s comments were fleeting.

Okay. Don’t worry anymore I guess I had a feeling I was too immersed. Why does this tteok-anchi tteok-taji care so much?

Let’s stop now

In desperation, I was about to press delete my favorites when my phone’s notification rang.

[Fusion] Legend of another world hero [305] NEW

“Is it hot!!!!!”

The three letters NEW had never made my heart beat so fast. Eugene opened a new post with his hands shaking.

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『Serial Suspension Notice』

“….You fucking bastard!!!!!”

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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