Chapter 107 – Sister Elf Counseling (3)
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“Whoops. It’s been a while since I’ve had such a lively meal.”
Niel staggered down from the room and ate with us. She usually worked out almost everything in the room with Rebecca’s help.
“Black…!”
“…”
As Lennie listened to what Niel said to her, her voice her became hoarse. I’m not dying any time soon, so I don’t know why, really.
“I was really indebted in many ways. I will not forget this grace.”
Ariel expresses her gratitude over and over again. Oh no. Don’t do that when eating. It’s too burdensome. Nothing has been resolved yet.
“But… I didn’t know there was such a way. Didn’t you say you were a rank priest?”
“Well, there are various circumstances.”
The reason Niel was able to get out of the room like this. That…
[Name: Niel Ionia]
[HP: 1358 / 258]
Because Lenny made it this way. Near the end of my conversation with Ninielle, Lenny entered the room and kicked me out, but she was doing something with Ariel. That’s why Niel became a little lively.
“How do you get this to happen? Even if it was just a while ago… Oh, I’m sorry.”
“Okay. It’s simple. But it’s also not a simple thing to do in practice.”
Yuri’s question followed by Ariel’s explanation.
It seemed that he had put in all sorts of buffs that canceled cures, heals, and status abnormalities. The sense of overheal in response to overkill? Well, even if there is a hole in the jangdokdae, if you put it under the waterfall, it will be full.
It’s said that the stamina that has been squeezed like that is enough to ignore Niel’s debilitating characteristics.
Well, because Lenny had beaten the undead with Holy Light before and put people to sleep with Relaxation many times. There is no business in front of the output.
It’s a little scary. The divine power of the saintess. The feeling that technology is for weak people to use.
Lenny wiped her eyes a little and finished her explanation of her.
“But… I couldn’t solve Miss Niel’s fundamental problem. It’s a strange feeling.”
“Is it a strange feeling?”
“That, in that part, it’s as if her divine power is coming out of her…”
That part It must be referring to the area around the pit where the curse is embedded. I nodded.
After all, it seems that Niel’s curse has not been lifted.
And overhealing is also dependent on overhealing, so Niel’s condition lasts for about two days. 3 days at most?
Come to think of it, the holy sword said it felt something. That guy is stupid like that, but since she said the goddess made it herself, maybe she knows something.
…
After a little simple meal.
“Niel. Now is the time to go up.”
“…Okay. Then excuse me first.”
Niniel went up, and only our party and Ariel remained to have an after-dinner tea time.
There was silence, as if everyone had nothing to say, and I was confused. Because it wasn’t just one or two things that needed to be addressed. Niel’s curse problem, Ariel’s marriage problem, and my Juji’s reaction to that Sibtor…
Yuri suddenly opened her mouth.
“But the mansion looked a bit like that from the outside… “
This, this guy, cheating on other people like that…!
I was surprised by how clean the inside was. The study and the arsenal are well maintained, right? A bit dusty, but…
…
…It was a compliment in its own way. Not just to say something, but to change the mood. Well, seeing the back of him staggering up like that makes the atmosphere a bit strange.
“Well. Rebecca is helping me in many ways.”
“Alone?”
“Yes.”
Ariel nodded her head proudly. Managing this mansion by yourself? Are you a super butler or a rogue employer? Well, judging from the uproar in the future, loyalty is not the only one.
“Ah, but I couldn’t ask because no one was there. What is… A bow without a bowstring in the arsenal?”
“Didn’t you take it out to take care of it?”
At my words, Yuri rolled her eyes.
“Guess who is an idiot. It’s not like that. It’s not a bow that was made with a bowstring from the beginning. It’s not even for decoration? It felt like I had been using it for quite some time.”
“It is a family treasure. You can make a bowstring with mana. It’s easy to put mana into an arrow, so it should be able to penetrate most monsters.”
“Hehe…”
“I’m thinking of selling it.”
“What?!”
“Because no one will use it anyway.”
“Yeah, that’s right… “
Yuri’s disappointment felt in real time. But to sell the family treasure? It looks very tight. The silence that flows again.
“I will guide you to the guest room.”
“…!”
It’s a surprise! Rebecca raised us up at some point when she came back. And taking her kids somewhere…
“For a moment. Why am I in the east wing and they are in the west wing?”
“…?”
Rebecca tilted her head.
“Are you male?”
Rebecca stars at me as if I need to say anything more. No, but, though. No, we have to have sex. I can’t say I want to have sex.
“Yeep.”
Lenny was also taken away by Rebecca with a puzzled face. Yuri has a face that somehow seems to hold back a smile.
“…”
Okay. There are days like this. Anyway, today I have to talk to the Holy Sword. It could be.
…Shit. I’ll go back to the inn.
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“Long time no see.”
“OK.”
The Holy Sword glared at me bluntly.
“Is it okay if I leave me alone and play with you guys?”
“No, you were all watching. Did you see me playing?”
“…That’s enough.”
Hey, look at this damn kid talking!
“That’s it, look at this. This.”
“What else… Hey, hey, hey, stop!”
“Why? You said look.”
“No, no, hey! For a moment!”
This, you fucking AI guy, don’t stop! First of all, you have a pretty face, so if you show me a picture of your genitals with such a serious face, I’ll be in trouble!
“No, look at this. Is this strange?”
The holy sword spread out the picture of a woman’s genitals drawn in the book and thrust it into my face.
It’s a woman’s genital organ.
During sex, they would bite, suck, and lick as much as they wanted, but no, they would have enjoyed watching porn. However, the pictures of the genitals in sex education books were really burdensome.
Yes. Sex education book Since it is an educational book, there is no erotic feeling at all, only an embarrassing and grotesque feeling!
“I heard you teach me!”
As I turned my head around, I finally let go of the sound and the holy sword.
Yes… Finally the inevitable time has come…
“…Okay. What’s so strange about it?”
“Here. I think it looks different from the one drawn here and mine?”
The Holy Sword pointed a picture at me with a slightly uneasy face. This guy hasn’t actually met anyone… No, he’s doing all the outside observation! If so, wouldn’t you have seen me having sex with my kids?!
“You, Bo, saw what you were going to see. The other kids…”
“…I can’t see it properly because you put it on the side of the wall!”
“Is that so… “
The holy sword pointed at the picture as if it did not understand.
“Look at this. This is dark in color, but I am not.”
“It’s called pigmentation… Ah, anyway, the lighter the color, the better.”
“Okay? Why?”
“That, it’s… Just for the same reason people like white and clear skin. Don’t you, too, hate it when something gets on your skin?”
“What’s wrong with my skin?”
“…”
Okay! You’re good!
“Then is it bad if the color changes like this?”
“Oh, no… “
It’s a big deal. If you give me a wrong prejudice here, I’m sure this guy will make a hundred percent mistake someday.
“That, that’s just… Well… It varies from person to person. Okay. Everyone wants to have clear skin, but for various reasons, not everyone can…So why don’t you go somewhere and say something about that color?!”
I suddenly felt uncomfortable. I suddenly have to educate my children! I’ve never had children!
“Hmm… “
The holy sword tilted her head, then lifted her skirt and pushed her in.
“Then take a good look. What do you think?”
“No, no, there is no need to show me. Stop it.”
“Why? You said you were curious before?”
“…”
You stupid boy! If you approach it educationally and academically like that, even the jujitsu you were standing at would be lost!
“And, here’s hair, but I don’t have hair…”
“That, that… It varies from person to person. Some people have a lot of hair, some people don’t… This picture is a bit exaggerated.”
“Okay?”
“Okay.”
All the otherworldly women I’ve met have little or no body hair. No, there are only two women to speak of. Anyway, yes.
“Then, is there any problem in having children?”
“…Well. Maybe if you could transform into a human, there would be no problem…”
This guy still harbors such vain thoughts.
“But menstruation? Am I not doing that? How do you do that?”
“…! “
I felt as if I had mentally ejected the water in my mouth.
“That, that book, is a book from the world I lived in, so there may be some parts that don’t fit well with people in this world. You have to take that into account.”
“Okay?”
“Okay.”
Please stop asking
“And again… “
The Holy Sword now pointed at me with a picture of male genitals. I’ll turn, really…
…
“… Is it over now?”
“Roughly.”
The holy sword seemed to be contemplating something with the books stacked next to it. I was quick to open my mouth before he took the subject any further.
“Come to think of it, you said you felt something strange when you saw those elf scars.”
“Ah, yes. Right. Are you sure.”
“What are you sure about?”
The Holy Sword muttered while frowning.
“It wasn’t like I felt it from the beginning. Okay. My consciousness was a little hazy at the time.”
“At that time?”
“You unsealed me and that… Skeleton? When you catch him It was the first time I felt a sense of incongruity. And I felt it once again in that strange old man. But she felt it once more from the woman with the long ears. A strangely unpleasant feeling.”
I see. Come to think of it, all three cases were similar. I could hear noises when they were talking. This time it showed broken strings.
Then maybe…?
“Didn’t you get a similar feeling from that… Pig?”
“I don’t know.”
It’s disappointing. This guy really does n’t know anything … The holy sword saw my expression and hurriedly added his words to his.
“No. It’s not like that, but somehow I feel like I’m forgetting something. I could have done more, but I think I forgot how.”
“Okay?”
“Okay. Even at first, my consciousness was hazy, so I did only what you asked me to do, but every time you sprayed it, I remembered something little by little…”
“…”
Did you realize something from being hit with my divine semen? Come to think of it, this guy wasn’t something I could talk about from the start. However…
“Can’t you remember anything about the divine power you receive from Lenny?”
“…….I think so.”
“……”
Cum on this guy again… Does he have to live like that? The boy must have realized that too, and his face became gloomy.
“Oh, wait. Who entered the room?”
The holy sword turned on the screen and pointed at me.