Chapter 116 – Wizards and Slimes and Business Tools (2)
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So, this guy is asking me to put him in heat. So that the self-juji can stand still!
Seeing me become Human Viagra. I’ve been through all sorts of things in my life. But William was quite desperate.
“I was angry at first. I don’t think he could have used such a spell. But he said it continued even after he went home. So I am Mary, and who is Mary…”
…This guy talks too much. Aren’t you ashamed to talk like that?
William was hesitant at first, but once he got the hang of it, he became a chatterbox. In another world, middle-aged men are no different from being a complex life form of an old man and a talker.
But… After listening to this guy’s story, I thought I’d come up with an idea.
I opened the dimensional shop, pretending to listen to what William was talking about.
Where to check…
[Searching…]
-Titling!
[ Viagra 1 tablet ]
[ Price : 2000p ]
[ Would you like to purchase? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]
Viagra is 2,000 points per pill… I get about 1,000 points a day if I spend the night a little hardcore. It’s expensive, but it’s a price you can’t afford to pay.
Items in the Dimensional Shop are priced according to the difference in level of technology and influence they have on this world.
Considering that Viagra is expensive, it means that there is no Viagra or something comparable to it yet. Still, the price that can be paid means that there is such a huge technological gap with the other world, and even if it is made, it will not have a great influence.
Then…
“So, how are you?”
William’s subtle question brought me out of my thoughts. This guy still hasn’t given up. After thinking for a while, I opened his mouth.
“That is not me.”
“Sounds like that again… “
“It is true. Isn’t that the elf who came with me then? That elf used some sort of magic on you.”
I sold Ariel. It’s dangerous to unleash my abilities, so I need to set up a scarecrow other than me.
“She? But she’s never…”
“If you had eyes, wouldn’t you know? That elf is a pig…Not on good terms with your former employer. It was almost about to explode.”
It’s a lie, but once you’ve spit it out, it seems pretty reasonable.
Of course, I didn’t hit Gura without thinking. William looked very desperate because it didn’t seem like Sibber had sent him to find out the whole story. And, judging from what he’s been through so far, he’s the type that prefers a more direct method.
“I see… Then, how can I not bridge the gap with that elf? Give enough.”
William hesitates but never gives up. It’s even a little service. Was it that satisfying?
No, this feels more like the sadness of a middle-aged man than satisfaction. The sadness of a middle-aged man who can’t stand…
Anyway, you’re going this far. I think I’ll benefit a little from using this guy.
I tapped the calculator in my head a little, then nodded to him, and William made a satisfied face.
Don’t like it
You are now a clinical trial subject for Zambiagra.
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“What was it?”
“Well…”
I told you what happened in my duel with William. A story that I didn’t bother talking about last time. I wouldn’t know if I hadn’t met that guy, because it was meaningless to hide it now that I’ve come this far.
No, this is not hidden. In other words, unnecessary information was omitted. That’s it…
However, the two of them became a bit fed up. I took your mental health into consideration, and this kind of reaction!
“Yu, Yujin. And then, if that person is really caught…”
“No, I didn’t mean to do that. Did you just run away because you were afraid that might happen?”
“Oh really…”
Yuri has a face that says that the corner of her mouth her slightly rises and she trembles quite awake.
“Really, it’s a little bit broken… Aren’t the warriors supposed to be a bit… Fair? How do you think of doing that every time you fight?”
..This guy. He does n’t have a filter on his mouth her. I’m just saying what comes to mind…
I clicked my tongue.
“Quiet. Fair and just, and such warriors are out of fashion. Don’t you know that you live for me?”
“Where is that word? It’s stupid.”
“!!!!”
This, this guy. You sound great It’s crazy that this is a different world, if it were Earth, it would be the sound of being beaten and killed by 10 million cider passes!
“Well, you can’t survive in this harsh world if you’re so complacent? Write everything you can write. If we, or I, had been so polite every time we fought, would we have been able to stay as good as we are now?”
Yuri snorted.
“In the dungeon, it’s okay. Because monsters don’t come out of dungeons. But that man is human. What would you do if that person really made up his mind and sneaked up on you? Silver tier?”
“… O’clock, it’s noisy.”
I had nothing to say. As Yuri said, if that guy had a bad heart, it could have been quite a headache. Certainly, I needed to be a bit careful about using skills on people unless I was going to blow away their memories thoroughly like that Ostrich Man.
“That is it. What do you want to see? I don’t think you came here to get revenge.”
I tried to be moderate, but… I couldn’t think of a reason to do that to him, so I told him the way it was.
“I want you to use my powers again. It helps me to work at night.”
“Yes?!” “Kek.”
A face that is absurd.
“Uh, how could you do something like that and ask me to do it again? It’s really stellar Are all men like that?”
Guy Yuri, look at you casually saying it’s not your business!
“Hey…That’s a very important thing…I don’t know because you guys haven’t experienced any inadequacies, but it’s a very…Serious thing for a man…”
“”…””
Hey, why are these faces like this? You’re getting more and more rotten for a moment. Why am I on his side?
“Ah, anyway, so, you guys should treat me better! Don’t you know how dissatisfying it is to not be able to sleep at night? You guys haven’t experienced anything like that, so you don’t know that you’re happy right now. Do you think there is anyone else as desperate as I am?”
“…It’s a problem because it’s so ruthless. Don’t you think it’s a bit like an animal?”
Yuri rubbed her forehead and shook her head.
“I-I’m fine, I’m fine.”
“Lenny…”
You are really the only one It’s okay, it’s true that I liked it while being beaten.
“Ah, back again. Look at you being really mean. Come to think of it, haven’t you ever said that the night is scary? I guess it was.”
“Oh, no, no…”
Lenny didn’t know what to do at Yuri’s questioning.
“Okay? Scared?”
“Aww…”
So I went back to her mansion while teasing Lenny with Yuri.
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As soon as I returned to the mansion, I looked for Ariel. There was a fairly large laboratory in one corner of the mansion where Rebecca arrived.
“Ariel. Eugene is here.”
“Well. Please wait a moment.”
Ariel was conducting an unknown experiment. Rebecca bowed her head to me and quickly disappeared somewhere. Come to think of it, as soon as I knocked on the front door, that woman opened it in less than 5 seconds. He’s very new to me when he says he manages the mansion alone.
I left Ariel, who was preoccupied with something, and looked around her lab.
“…”
One side of the messy laboratory had a glass tube large enough for a person to fit in, and the other side was full of specimens of all kinds. And on the bookshelf… It was like that…
“Okay. What’s going on?”
Ariel looked back at me to see if the experiment was over.
The reason I found Ariel is simple. I thought of a business item thanks to William.
Another world Viagra.
There didn’t seem to be a drug that directly erects the penis like Viagra had been developed here yet.
It would have been nice to buy and sell Viagra in bulk at the dimensional shop, but I couldn’t use it as a business item for 2,000 points per pill. Even so, there were many places to use the points.
Then, wouldn’t it be possible to use aphrodisiac slime like Viagra? Considering the behavior of gorillas and ostrich men who were beaten by weak slimes, it was quite possible. Because they’ve been doing that for a very long time.
There were also side effects such as losing one’s mind or losing one’s memory, but this seemed to be solved by lowering the concentration of the slime a little and then adding a mild anesthetic instead.
If you think about it, there was something like a condom with a local anesthetic on Earth. It dulls the senses and lengthens the duration… That’s a pretty miserable story.
“Anyway, he said he was willing to pay silver.”
“Indeed…”
It was quite embarrassing to explain, but Ariel saved my embarrassment by keeping her expressionless. If I had looked like I was seeing something strange like my kids, I might have been ashamed.
“Can you see it first?”
“Here you go.”
“I see…This is from the journal…”
I handed over the flask of aphrodisiac slime, and Ariel poured it into the test dish. What did he say about that? Chalet?
Ariel looks around the chalet with a very curious look on her face. She didn’t stop there, but she poked it with a stick and put something in it.
Anyway, this elf has a very sincere attitude. It must have been a pretty stupid story from a woman’s point of view. You don’t have to go far, because you can tell just by looking at the attitudes Lenny and Yuri showed.
“You seem to be listening quite seriously.”
“Diversification of income is welcome in many ways. Besides, isn’t he a benefactor?”
Ariel was still expressionless, but she looked quite appreciative.
Still, it’s not just spreading, it’s a mutually beneficial relationship. I only had ideas and raw materials, but I didn’t have the ability to make Viagra or the sales channels. In order to materialize and sell it, the help of locals is essential.
In that respect, Ariel was quite suitable. She said that she had a specific plan to sell healing slimes, so she would have to stick with it, and above all, breaking her engagement her to her sieve her was a very important thing related to her main quest her.
“By the way, did you say silver coins?”
“Yes.”
William said he would give him a silver coin if he could last one night. I think it is a very expensive price. The bald innkeeper at Guardians Fort said that the business costs in silver coins. It’s on the same level as buying a woman.
Maybe that’s why Ariel seemed quite appetizing.
“Certainly… Worth experimenting with…”
Ariel said, then poked her slime in her chalet with her finger.
Like this stupid elf. What if you touch it so carelessly!