Chapter 163 – Dwarves’ Armor Shop

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It’s bikini armor.

Reminds me of when I played the game in the past. It is shameless to say that it is an armor that cannot be found in defensive power while covering only the necessary parts. Dungeons are no joke, so I can’t bear to ask you to wear something like this.

But…This is quite a thing. Looking closely, the build quality is great in many ways to see it as just for cosplay. The finish is also right, and above all.

[Women’s armor that emphasizes activity]
[Rating: Normal]
[ Material : Leather ]
[Durability: 100 / 100]
[Defense Rating: C]

This is how the numbers come out. Normal cloth clothes are F grade or out of standard, but C grade? It’s a higher grade than the leather armor I’m wearing right now. That’s just useless craftsmanship. I like it very much.

…Let’s just take a look. I opened the door of the store while looking around for nothing.

-With my daughter

“It’s scary~ Oh?”

“Hello.”

When the doorbell rang, a cute brown-haired dwarf kid ran out from inside the armory store. But this guy looks at my face, exclaims strangely, and looks at me here and there.

Oh, this is a very burdensome eye. I came in to ask about the price of bikini armor, but when you look at me with such sparkling eyes, it’s quite embarrassing to ask such a thing!

Inevitably, I had no choice but to look around the store pretending I had no interest in bikini armor.

“…”

I came in at a loss, but it seems to be a better store than I thought. The price doesn’t seem too expensive, and most of them have a defense rating of B or higher.

As I was looking through the armor without choosing anything in particular, the dwarf kid started talking to me.

“Guest~ Are you looking for something?”

“Oh, I was thinking of getting a new armor set.”

“Oh~”

The kid looked at my body at those words.

“Hmm~ Do you have a weapon you usually use?”

“A little sword… “

After hearing my spell, the kid started recommending armor. The main part is leather armor that emphasizes activity by reinforcing defense with iron plates. Gauntlets that allow free use of fingers and boots with iron pieces at the tips.

“Oh, I’ll help you try on.”

“Ah, no alone… “

“The structure is simple, but it’s better for me to do the adjustments~”

Saying that, the Dwarf turned the armor over and started fiddling with the binding.

“Ugh?”

“Ah, sorry.”

Hey, where did this guy just touch? I looked down in amazement, but the Dwarf just smiled.

“It’s over~”

Freed from the dwarf’s touch, I moved my body around. This is… Pretty good. The numerical grade is high and there are no obstructive parts. The weight distribution is well done, so even though there is an iron plate in it, it is not heavy.

“This is pretty good. I think you just looked at it, but it fits so well. It is comfortable to move.”

“Hee hee~ I’m sorry~ I have some jjambab that I sold here. Hehe.”

“Ohh. How long have you been?”

“I’ve been doing it for about a hundred years~”

Kuck. You say you’re over a hundred years old. She’s not just a cute kid, she’s a grandmother. But for her grandmother her, the tone is rather cheap…

“Ehh~ Customer, are you making a really awake face right now?”

“Ugh.”

“For races like dwarves and elves, the time zone in which they live with humans is different~ Just like humans, in a few years! I’m old and don’t do that!”

“Sorry, sorry… “

Oh no. Still, if you count your age in hundred years right in front of your eyes, you can’t help but be embarrassed. And dwarves and elves. The elf I met was only 20 years old!

“It’s okay~ Usually, when people from a small village see a sub-species for the first time, they look like guests.Hehe.”

I don’t think it’s okay. There are thorns in the words. Eh, at times like this, we need to move the topic.

“Uh hmm. There. As for the women’s armor on display over there… “

“Ah~ you have eyes to see!”

The dwarf rubbed her palms together and curled the corners of her eyes. It’s more like a model of business than a craftsman.

“That one. That was designed by one of the champions from last cycle. Honestly, I can’t say it’s practical, but there was quite a demand for its aesthetics. By the way…”

The dwarf glanced behind me.

“Are you here alone? I hope you…”

“Oh, no. Not that. I want to present a gift.”

“Aha. Do you have a lover?”

“Um… Well… Similar.”

My kids… I didn’t confess directly, but can’t we see them as more than lovers now? Right. It’s clear. Because she allowed me to get pregnant. And put them on…

…Will they really wear this?

“Guest. Do you know what the law of negotiation is?”

The dwarf looked at my face and suddenly said that.

“…Yes?”

“Please look over here.”

Saying that, the dwarf turned the wall over and laid out other women’s armor.

“This…”

It’s not even bikini armor. Still, the tights-like leather armor that revealed the lines of the body, the suits with holes for ventilation here and there, and even the boots with mesh attached.

To think there was a craftsman with such a sense in another world. Great!

The dwarf encouraged me with a coy voice.

“Usually, women are frightened by the things on display over there, but once they are shocked by that, they don’t care about this much.”

“…!”

Right. This dwarf guy. They attract men with bikini armor, and when a woman who comes with them freaks out in a bikini, they show it like this to induce them to buy it! So what was the deal like?

“…That’s amazing.”

“It was nothing. As long as you bring your lover… I’ll do the rest. Hehe.”

I silently asked for a handshake with the dwarf. His small, firm hands His were trustworthy.

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After leaving the dwarf shop, I went to the guild. First of all, I bought all of my equipment that the dwarves took care of, and I’ll have to take my kids to see it again later. It feels a bit overspending, but it was a necessary expense. The experience of having your stomach pierced is now a requirement.

Well, simply raising defense isn’t a skill.

The fundamental problem of combat has not been resolved at all.

Right now I’m really a jerk. Except for the sex buff, it was difficult to use combat and magic properly. What kind of battle am I supposed to fight? Should I collect tens of thousands of points and ride the intermediate swordsmanship tree? Or should I find something sexually relevant that could help me fight?

A battle through the sexual element. It’s not even a perverted mask. I don’t have an answer.

This was definitely an issue to address.

The ones I dealt with had funny titles like Bones, Goblin, and Pedo, but I couldn’t ignore the combat power alone. If you’ve been through these guys three times, it’s safe to say that it’s inevitable that you’ll meet similar monsters in the future.

Why did the goddess give me this mission?

As I walked down the street, I stared blankly at the moon floating in the sky. Small satellites orbiting the moon at regular intervals.

Lenny said it was the fetters of demons, and Yuri said it was a necklace of affection.

Certainly, satellites with such regular intervals. It was a look that made it believable that God intervened directly.

But what the hell was that ray fired from the moon? Lenny wrapped it up in something romantic, but it looked more like the Death Star’s planet-destroying laser to me. Of course, it wasn’t as ominous as the Death Star, but it looked as powerful as it was.

I opened the door to the guild while idly thinking about it.

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As usual, there were many people in the guild. However, the window was particularly busy… It seemed that something else was going on. I was able to meet Rize after a short wait.

“Ah! Eugene! It’s been a while since you came.”

Rize greets me with a bright smile. As usual, the tension was high, but the tiredness was oozing from the face of her. She has Slightly tousled hair and the front of the shirt her open unkemptly. I opened my mouth, trying to fix my eyes that were about to go down between Rize’s eyebrows and hers.

“You seem a little busier than usual… What’s going on?”

“Oh, I was going to tell you anyway.”

While saying that, Rize pointed to a corner of the building. Let’s follow Rize’s fingertips. There…A large dashboard? Large map? The map was changing in real time.

Rize, who confirmed what I saw on the status board, began to explain.

“You know that the dungeon environment changes, right? Topography, monsters, and sometimes even the climate… For example, mountains and rivers that didn’t exist are being created, or the habitats of monsters are changing…”

“Ah yes.”

“It is happening again now. Whenever that happens, the guild is conducting a quest to update the map.”

While saying that, Rize took out a copy of the map and showed it to me. The map was almost completely filled with blanks, except for some areas.

“If you fill in this empty space, the guild will reward you appropriately. Come to think of it, did you get the note from the witch?”

“Ah yes.”

“That’s great! It seems that the topography of the road to the witch has changed… It will be helpful to everyone if you fill it out while you are on your way!”

Rize said that while putting the map in my hand.

“…”

…Something feels strange. It’s obviously getting paid. I feel like I’ve been forced into it.

Anyway, I have an absolute direction called the mini-map, so I don’t have to worry about getting lost inside the dungeon, but something…

“…I understand for now. Then later.”

Saying that, the moment she was about to move towards the entrance of the dungeon, a voice grabbed me.

“Hey you. You have black hair. Yes, you.”