Chapter 167 – Incarnation of the Black Flame Dragon and Goblins (4)

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“It is a strange feeling. It’s not mana, and it’s not divine power either. What the hell are you doing?”

The black armor made such an incomprehensible sound.

“…”

But can you know that?

That’s a worrying word. Isn’t that divine power? Lenny said I have divine power.

But. I’ve never really thought about it, but I guess. Even when I threw a punch to unseal the holy sword, I didn’t say that my holy power would rise. The divine attribute…Is only given to my semen.

Certainly, there is no divine power stat in my status window. I only use mana for ordinary magic like Clean, and all the skills I normally use use regular stats.

But that’s what it is, and there’s nothing good about getting involved with a guy like this.

Because there is no one who uses grandiose words such as black flame dragon in his self-introduction of his.

First of all, this one was being bitten by the goblins, but I couldn’t help but just watched.

I shot at him in a fit of displeasure.

“What does it matter to you what I use? Don’t bother and let’s just go on our way.”

“Are you not going to tell me?”

Saying that, Black Armor pulled out the greatsword behind his back and aimed it at me.

“…Then it’s enough to ask the body.”

“…”

No, Shibeol, I don’t know what the crazy guy is doing. He Just pointed a knife at me for not answering? The problem is not only that. To wield a greatsword that was almost the size of his body so lightly. It’s a big deal. Secondary school students even have the ability to execute!

This, how do I stop this bastard… That’s right!

“No, hey. I heard that when adventurers attack each other in a dungeon, they report it. Are you going to turn the guild into an enemy?”

“…”

-Wheein

“…”

“…”

There was silence, like when tumbleweed rolls between gunmen in a Western. But it’s not that tense atmosphere. It was so obvious that this dark fellow was flustered.

“…Lie.”

Lies are bullshit. 이새끼 분명히 알고 있어. I can see your pupils shaking from here, you idiot!

“I guess you know because you’re watching it too? It’s not once or twice that you’ve had an accident in your guild, right?”

“…”

Also. When I was taken away by the big guys earlier, I saw how calm I was and I noticed it a long time ago. I left the frozen guy alone and turned around…

“Now, wait a minute! Yes, this is a duel!”

I had no choice but to turn around again. What kind of bullshit is this again? The guy quickly continued talking, as if he knew he was talking nonsense himself.

“My honor is damaged because you ignored me! I can’t help it. The only way to decide the winner is a duel. The dueling law takes precedence over the guild’s rules, so you have to accept it…”

“What?”

Honor? No matter how much I have the sensitivity of a modern person, I don’t know the concept of honor, but I can understand that this guy is talking nonsense. Calling an unarmed opponent to a duel an honor?

“I don’t even have a knife?”

“…”

The guy hardened again. I didn’t miss the opportunity and fired his words like a machine gun.

“Does the incarnation of the Black Flame Dragon know no honor? A guy who knows honor is talking about a duel to a guy who lost his weapon. Come to think of it, I was just watching from behind you. Hasn’t your honor already been damaged?”

“Turn off…!”

Somehow, it feels like tendons are sticking out of the helmet. He started stomping his feet now, as if he were really angry. This bastard, could he be quite young?

“Profit…! Hey, you look like a coward and a nerd! Now, can we do this!”

He planted his greatsword on the ground and posed as if he were going to punch him. But there are only one or two unnecessary skirmishes like this. Does he need to deal with this guy anymore? I ignored it and moved on.

“Hey! Where!”

“…”

“This, this… !”

“No, Sval!”

At one point this madman closed his distance and grabbed my shoulder!

“Duel me!”

“Let go, you crazy bastard! Why are you doing that with me!”

“Ah do it!!!”

There was a ruthless bickering that was like a child’s fight. If I let go of the hand holding my shoulder, it grabs my forearm, and if I swing my arm, it lunges at me again. Sval, there is no end to this!

Fortunately, this guy wasn’t as strong as he thought. I grabbed him by the shoulder and shouted into his ear his!

“Hey!!!!”

“Huh?!”

He was startled when I suddenly screamed and tried to get away from him, but I wouldn’t let go of his shoulder. Great. This guy, he’s focused on this side. Now then, hold onto both of his thighs with your invisible hands and “Pleasure”…

“You you!”

“What, what is…”

“You bastard…You can’t!”

“…?”

So that you don’t pay attention to other places while having a snowball fight. And at the same time, using the invisible hand to pour pleasure. Climax ban to maximum time. If it goes like this…

“You bastard… You want to rape me!”

“…What?!”

Okay! I understand now! You secretly followed me! Waiting for me to be beaten by goblins! That’s not even possible, so you’re trying to subdue me! Are you trying to rape me?!

“What bullshit…!”

“Your lower body is the proof!”

In this case, the one who overturns it unconditionally wins. My tears are proof of that! Seonjub wins!

Of course, I don’t know the state of the groin because he’s wearing full armor, but his legs were trembling because he kept blowing pleasure. I couldn’t see it because I was wearing full armor, but it must be quite painful inside.

“…! Oh no, this is…!”

“You horny perverted bastard! I don’t have any hobbies like that! Get out of here!”

After shouting, I pushed him away and ran back.

Solple is now a requirement. I don’t want to go alone again

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Tired.

I was exhausted. The sword I took instead of the holy sword was smashed, and I had a nasty fight with the goblin without a weapon, and when it was over, I even got into a fight with the dark 2nd class.

Thanks to the system, I didn’t feel much physical fatigue, but I couldn’t help but feel mental fatigue.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t come back here. I trudged through the forest of unicorns and finally arrived at the witch’s hut.

It’s a cabin, but it’s a very plausible mansion. It’s amazing to see you again How could they maintain such a mansion inside a dungeon? Even if supplies are continuously supplied by the trio of idiots, it’s not a mansion that you can maintain alone. It doesn’t seem like there is a separate employee.

Do you call a ghost?

“…”

Somehow I feel a little spooky. The surroundings are also very quiet. I can’t hear grasshoppers or wind. Come to think of it, I didn’t even come across a unicorn when I came here.

…I need to get what I need quickly and go.

– Kik.

“?!”

Did the door open by itself?! Before I could knock, it moved as if it were an automatic door. But there’s no one behind?!

-Come on in.

A languid yet sleepy voice comes from inside. Then, as if I had heard a command, my steps naturally turned inward.

When I sit down in the chair I came from before, I hear a strange sound from somewhere. Looking towards the direction of the sound, there was a unicorn the size of a finger. The model is very well made with details.

– Purr.

“Ugh.”

Sibal! Moved! It’s not just moving. They even graze grass and lie down… They do everything they can! It was because the unicorn drew attention, but it wasn’t just unicorns. If you look closely, you can see small bushes, trees, forests… And even bicorns that can be glimpsed through the forest.

Looking closely…Is this a map of the area? I hadn’t even heard of such a thing. It’s better than my minimap. An ability superior to the system, this witch’s true identity…

“Are you curious?”

“Ah.”

The witch was setting the teacup down in front of me before I knew it.

Looking at it again, it’s a really inhuman body.

Long black hair like silk. White skin like moonlight. And a dress that can show where you shouldn’t be seen, and violent breasts that somehow make people express their inherent violence.

The witch put the teacup down and sat down on the chair in front of me. Then, the shoulder straps of the dress slid down and caught my gaze…!

“Have you been busy lately? It’s been a few days since I sent you a note…”

“Ah. Sin, sorry.”

The witch smiled and said.

“It doesn’t look like you’re coming to the dungeon, and it doesn’t look like you’re already retiring as an adventurer… Can you tell me what happened?”

“Ah… That’s… ”

I almost died trying to trap the pedo bastard! You can’t say I was vaguely evasive.

“That… I had some occasions to leave my seat for a while because of some circumstances with my co-workers. That, by the way,”

I spoke quickly. It hurts that the topic continues. I’m not good at lying either.

“By the way, didn’t you say you had a story to tell? And they say they’ll pay you again… Come to think of it, did the problem in the forest where the bicorn lived get resolved?”

A forest inhabited by bicorns. For some reason, the forest had a chastity condition, so he advised me to use the bees to break the condition.

The witch let out a shallow sigh at my words.

“How did you solve it? It took some time to find someone else because the veteran tamer of the guild has been in trouble lately. That veteran said he had to be a rabbit now? Someone with debt is like that… “

“…”

The tamer who attacked Ariel and me… It seems that the aftereffects were severe. Teaching him a rabbit’s daughter has such an effect. Oh My God. Maybe I’ve done too much.

The witch grinned as she looked at me frozen in amazement.

“Anyway, what was solved was solved. I wish there was a way like that. You say you haven’t been an adventurer for a while, where did you learn that?”

I learned from Freud. The one who claimed that everything is sexual. The one who can read sexual metaphors in keyholes and keys…

But I can’t just spit it out. There can’t be a psychologist of that level here.

“I’m really glad the way you said worked.”

The witch also knew that she didn’t wait for my answer, so she continued.

“Adventurers tend to keep things simple. I would have seen a lot of blood if I had commissioned other people to do the work. Either kill the bicorn or the unicorn. If that happened, the balance of the environment I had managed to create would be disrupted.”

The witch took a sip of her tea and continued.

“When a problem arises, rather than trying to figure out the nature of it, they just try to break it down or cover it up… They don’t try to dig into something beyond the problem.”

“Is that so?”

I couldn’t understand a single word this woman was saying. What the hell are you trying to say?

The witch smiled brightly.

“How did you know that?”

“…Yes?”

The atmosphere gets weird. What the hell is this girl

“Where are you from?”

-It’s sweet.

I heard the door lock behind me.