Chapter 17 – Priest’s Theft and Delusion (1)

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The first day to the dungeon. Breakfast time.

‘I have a lot of worries.’

Eugene had a lot of worries.

“Are you worried about anything?”

Lenny tilted his head with a question mark above his head.

“…”

‘You look good.’

Lenny seemed to be in a good mood.

‘I feel great!’

Okay. I think you know it even if you don’t say it. Because it shows through facial expressions and gestures.

But I have a lot of worries. There is also the dungeon problem, and there is also the problem of whether the only thing that can be done with the holy attribute is the holy semen, and more than anything else,

Lenny. I have a lot of trouble because of you. That goddamn trait you have, that “Trial of a saint” Or whatever. It’s also SS grade. I’m worried about how to solve it.

“Whoa…”

I have so many worries.

Lenny was giggling as if he didn’t care about Eugene’s worries.

Oddly enough, Lenny was in a good mood this morning. Yesterday in the basement… I wonder if it’s because we talked about that?

I would be happy if so. But if that’s the reason, isn’t that what you should feel good about coming out of the basement yesterday? There was obviously another reason.

Eugene became jealous of Lenny when he talked about her like that.

Don’t you like me because of me? Chet. And don’t imitate such a mature smile on a subject that is absurd.

But Lenny wasn’t just laughing. She occasionally looks up into the air and flashes her eyes like a wolf in front of its prey… What the hell happened overnight?

Anyway, as Lenny’s smile continued, a dark and despicable thought rose again in Eugene’s mind.

I have so many worries because of you. Why are you laughing so much

I can’t do it Lenny. I had to go to the dungeon in the morning, so I lightly put it on a C-grade level.

But I’m going to be a little rough tonight. Even if I cried and begged him to stop, he would never stop. I’ll make a mess of it because…

‘Because it’s more appropriate for you to talk while crying.’

“Kuhuh… Keuhuh… “

Eugene smiled at her while thinking about such insidious thoughts. It was a laugh that anyone would recognize as unscrupulous trash.

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“Go quickly!”

“Okay.”

Lenny sighed and hurried on his way.

It’s autumn soon

The smell of earth rising in the wind, the smell of fallen leaves from the forest, Lenny’s golden hair shining in the sunlight. And smile.

When he reached out his hand her, Lenny was shy but grabbed it.

Lenny’s slender fingers tangled between her fingers.

I slightly spread my interlaced hands and tickled Lenny’s palms with my thumbs. But the tangle of her hands her never unraveled. Lightly, very lightly, I crawled my nails on Lenny’s palm his. Epilepsy epilepsy epilepsy.

Lenny blushed but never tried to withdraw his hand. After walking down the street for a while and playing with my fingers like that, Lenny did the same thing this time.

Ugh It’s tickling. Lenny tended to imitate my actions. So, if you play around in this way, you will quickly learn and imitate them.

I can feel Lenny’s little thumb stroking the palm of my hand. Her chills ride up to the top of her head, then spread through her body and converge on her lower body.

I covered Lenny’s finger with her thumb. Now it’s my turn to attack again. Lenny calmly handed over the order.

Lenny’s pace gradually slows down, and when he turns around, he sneaks away from my eyes. A little heat rose to the tips of her ears. Gaze fixed on the ground. Her thighs are twisted a little bit, and even her steps are slightly precarious.

I play around with Lenny’s palm for a while, then give Lenny my palm again. Lenny makes a quick counterattack. This time it’s my turn to slow down.

Like that, Lenny and I exchanged fingers and ended up in front of the dungeon.

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“This is a dungeon.”

Even if it were a dungeon, there were no grandiosely decorated stone pillars or slabs that threatened visitors. If you look closely, it’s just an ordinary cave.

“So, Yujin. What are you going to do from now on?”

“Well. Take a look around here today. Are there five dungeons? You have to go through it all.”

The reason why you have to go through as many as 5 dungeons is to prevent the congestion of dungeons that will happen one year later. The runaway of the dungeon didn’t happen without any notice.

After defeating the dungeon, the main characters find a large magic ceremony and a large magic stone that has already been consumed in the center of the dungeon.

As a result of analyzing the magic formula, it was concluded that the formula was a device that connected the five dungeons in River Bridge into one to induce a mass outbreak of undead.

The preparations for the magic formula are 1 main dungeon and 4 sub dungeons. In the main dungeon, there was a super-large manastone and a presence similar to the Lich King that induced the dungeon runaway, and in the rest of the sub-dungeon, there was a medium-sized manastone that maintained the connection.

If I had come a year later, everything would have been too late. But what if now?

You can knock it down before the connection starts, then pick up the magic stone and bounce.

Simply put, what I’m trying to do now is similar to attacking super robots before merging.

Actually, the most important thing to me is the magic stone. Because this is money Disconnecting the dungeon is a combination of both.

“Probably something is happening somewhere in the dungeons here. You have to look for it.”

If it’s a novel, I can say ‘I searched the dungeon, and it happened that I was the only one who came out in 1 turn, caught it, and was healed’, but I have to look at all five. Plaguy.

“Then let’s go in. Are you ready?”

“Yes.”

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The pure white skeleton approaches, scattering demonic energy. Bones without a single piece of flesh crawl on the ground and charge at me.

“Yu, Yujin! How, how! What should we do!”

“It’s okay, it’s okay! Wait wait! It’s okay! Calm down!”

“Oh, no, no!”

“Lenny…If things go wrong, leave me…”

“No! Black… ! It can’t be… !”

– Quickly.

During the pitiful melodrama, the low-level skeleton was smashed by the holy sword I wielded.

“… Shall we go?”

“…Yes.”

It was the first time in my life to see a monster, so I panicked. I know in my head that this is nothing, but seeing it with my own eyes made my whole body stiffen. You’ll get used to it later though.

“Really… Weak is weak.”

“I know…”

But. Don’t even do that

Because monsters in normal dungeons other than the Great Labyrinth are very weak. That’s why even though Kate said it was dangerous, she obediently let her go, and that’s why the forearm owner said it wouldn’t help.

But then why do people leave dungeons alone? Anyway, dungeons are the habitat and production of monsters. Wouldn’t it be safe to subdue them when they’re weak?

To be precise, I had no choice but to leave it alone. Monsters in dungeons are constantly reproduced. If it’s a game, it can be explained with the concept of regen.

However, even after regenerating like that, the monster never leaves the dungeon. Also, villagers do not enter dungeons as villagers do. In dungeons other than the Great Labyrinth, there are no magic stones and nothing to gain.

That’s why villagers and monsters in dungeons treat each other like cows.

Of course, after a year, monsters will come out and make all sorts of mess, but it’s not the time yet.

“That… I’ve never seen a real monster… I know it’s nothing special… “

“So do i. Let’s be careful for now.”

Still, it might have been dangerous if he had really come naked. It was helpful to buy 「Beginner Swordsmanship」. It was because the sword attack he had unconsciously wielded entered accurately.

“Eugene, there he is again.”

“Okay. I can see you too.”

I took out a glass tube containing a white liquid from my inventory and threw it. The glass tube exploded while hitting the skeleton accurately with the 「Beginner Throw」.

– Paseu.

The skeleton collapsed as it was.

‘As expected, it works. Shit. I knew it would be like this. I prepared it just in case. I knew it. Damn…’

What Eugene prepared was an experimental glass tube containing semen. Yesterday, when I was out of heat, I kept it just in case. The glass tube was once purchased at the Dimension Shop. If you go to the city later, you can buy it at the general store.

‘A semen bomb… It should feel good when the weapon works… But why do I get a sense of shame… ‘

“What is that?!”

Lenny pressed her face, her twinkling eyes shining. Her eyes look as if she has discovered a new toy.

“… Do you want to try it?”

Nod.

Eugene gave Lenny a glass tube containing semen, no, a divine bomb….

…

“There is nothing.”

There was nothing in the center of the first dungeon. It seems that the connection has not started yet. It didn’t come too soon. Because the preparation itself has been done over several years.

[ Dungeon #5917 ]
[Remaining monsters: 0]
[Until reproduction: 17:24:51]

Nothing pops up in the information window of the dungeon. It must have been a waste of time today.

“I think it would be good to go back. It’s already time…”

“Okay.”

Like this, the first dungeon tour ended in an awkward and futile way.

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Time to get back to the inn, wash up, have dinner, and finally get the day’s buff before bed.

The demon inside Eugene whispered about what had happened this morning.

‘Lenny is not happy because of you. And while you’re racking her brain like that, how was Lenny doing? Just think of that smile.’

Cute.

‘That’s not it! Recall your feelings! You tried to bully me today!’

Right. I was trying to bully you today. I had a lot of trouble because of you. You laugh so brightly I have to bully i’m not bad Lenny, it’s because you’re so cute that you’re crying.

Eugene opened her mouth with a vicious smile.

“Let’s do it with our feet today!”

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“Ruler. Sit on the bed And give me your feet.”

“Yes?! Dirty!”

“You washed it clean. And it’s okay. Because I have something like this.”

“Wet tissue” “Alcohol cleaner”

“Yeah, but… “

“Hurry! You won’t have to go to the dungeon tomorrow either! Hurry up and sleep! Ruler! Hurry!”

“Ahhhhh… “

…

“Hey! Tea, cold!”

“It’s okay. If you do this, all bad germs will disappear from your body.”

“Ugh… Don’t look at me like that… Foot… Does it look weird… ?”

“No? It’s so pretty I want to lick it…”

“Yes?!”

“…”

“Miss Eugene… ?”

“…What’s the matter?”

“Just now…”

“No. I didn’t say anything.”

“Yes…”

…

“Ah! Sick!”

“Be patient.”

“Hurt! It hurts!”

“Lenny. Originally, the hands and feet are connected to the entire human body. So, if you press here like this,”

“Ah! Aww?!”

“You get healthier as your blood circulates. Be patient.”

“Aww! Save me, save me! Mr. Eugene! Please! Kyaheugh?!”

“Be patient. It will cool down soon.”

“Kyaagh! No! Goddess! Help me! Goddess!! Ahhhhh!!!”

“Why do you call the goddess with something like this… Now. Are you fine?”

“Hauuuuu….Ah….”

“What do you think? Are you feeling cool now?”

“Ha… Ha… Yes… Yes he…”

“Great. This is over now It’s the left foot this time.”

“I don’t know… I don’t know… I’m sorry! I’m sorry!!!!!! Stop it?!”

…

“Kyaheuuuuu!!!!!”

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While applying the buff, Lenny literally struggled with her. Hitting me on the head her, pulling her hair her and shaking her back. She felt good when she got hit though. Maybe I have that tendency?

Anyway, the buff took a D grade. I guess I just can’t feel it on her feet. There is almost no sensitivity. And the tolerance for pain is too weak. …No, rather than having a weak resistance…Should I say that he smokes hard?

“Lenny? It’s ok?”

“Yes…Yes heh…”

“Okay. Sleep first I’ll do something and sleep.”

“…”

I went to the bathroom to get off my heat. Seeing that semen bombs, no, divine bombs, worked in the dungeon earlier, it seemed that my semen could definitely be weaponized.

However, no matter how much I used the premature ejaculation skill, the total amount of regularity was 600, and there was a problem of when to pull it all out.

So I….

…

[Skill intent: This is a skill for women who like things like this. You have that kind of taste too. Where else can I save it and use it? This is all done considering the other person’s achievement. ]

Great. It’s enough to brush your mouth like this. It seems that this skill proposal must be emphasized on the cheesy side in order for it to pass properly. The submit button is…Here it is…

[ Examining… ]

[ Your skill meets the conditions. ]

[ Adjusting the balance… ]

[ Registering… ]

-Titling!

[Skill: Mass Ejaculation]
[Type: Active]
[Effect: User can ejaculate in large quantities. 80% efficiency of normal ejaculation. ]

Great. Bought it right away Efficiency of 80% means that if you get 100 semen in exchange for 100 regular ejaculation with 10 regular ejaculation, if you use 「Mass ejaculation」, You will get 80 semen in exchange for 100 regular ejaculation with one ejaculation.

Now, if you combine “Mass ejaculation” With premature ejaculation, no, “Rapid fire” Skill, you can make a large amount of sacred semen bombs.

I feel a little bit embarrassed, but… I’m sure you’ll need this much to deal with that lich king or something.

And mass ejaculation later…Three, if you use it during sex…Bo, you can play Botebae…Keuh….

I pulled my pants down.

…

[ Regular 0 / 600 ]

I consumed 200 regulars and hit it three times. After putting the semen in a flask, I put it in my inventory. You don’t have to worry about getting damaged. Time stops when you enter the inventory. Now tomorrow, too, I’ll have to throw fresh semen at the undead.

Suddenly, I feel weird again…

Lenny was lying quietly. She wondered if the shady doggie would try to imitate her, but she was tired because it was the first day she had cleared the dungeon.

Go to bed now…

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“…Yujin-san… Mr. Eugene?”

“…”

“… Are you sleeping?… Are you sleeping… ?”

“…”

– Seruk.

“…Ugh… Why, why are you so big… “

…

“Why… Why aren’t you coming… Why aren’t you coming…”

“…”

“You came out quickly back then… Uh… “

“Sniff!”

“Hick!”

“Ummm….”

“… Yu-Mr. Yujin?”

“…”

“…Joe…Just a little more…”