Chapter 19 – Priest’s Theft and Delusions (3)

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The way to the second dungeon.

Lenny didn’t babble like yesterday. After giving him the morning buff, his dissatisfied expression he went away, but he still gave off a bit of an unpleasant atmosphere.

Looking at me with a sad expression that I don’t know what it is, and sometimes looking at me with a twinkling look like a hamster having food in front of my eyes, it seems that I’ve done something wrong.

By the way…

Oh, this is so inconvenient. If you crawl into your arms at night with such a lewd body, you should be prepared to touch your breasts at least once. Isn’t that common sense?

You are all bad Honestly, it’s not even my fault, is it? Should I be responsible for talking in my sleep? I can’t. At times like this, you need to say a few words.

“Sorry.”

“Yes?”

“I talk a lot in my sleep at night….If you have done something bad…”

It would be my loss if I didn’t bring you to my arms at night after saying a harsh word. This is not something I will ever lose, but a cold-hearted judgment made under a cider-passive and rational mindset that coldly weighs gains and losses.

“That, that, that, that’s not it!”

But it seems I didn’t do anything. Seeing my apology turned Lenny’s face into something resembling a burst tomato.

“No, no, that’s not it… That, more than that, Mr. Eugene!!”

“Why?”

“Bar, at night… Well, you haven’t noticed anything strange, have you? Isn’t it? Yes?”

“Uh… Well…. I don’t know…Why? What was it?”

“No, no, no! No way!!!!!!”

Hmmm… Seeing you deny it that much, I’m sure you didn’t do anything. Okay. Trust me. Lenny believes in me.

But that’s it. Why are you screaming like that? It’s not me who did anything last night…

“More than that, a dungeon! It’s a dungeon!!!!!!”

Lenny, avoiding my eyes, pointed to the entrance of the dungeon and made a fuss. Okay. It’s a dungeon. Fortunately or unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be that boss mob in this dungeon either. Because,

[ Dungeon #6812 ]
[Type: Undead / Single]
[Status of monsters: ▼]
[Normal: 25]
[ Rare : 01 ]
[ Boss : 00 ]
[Special remarks: None]

Because all the information is out there. There doesn’t seem to be anyone who thinks it’s the Lich King, and there seems to be one mid-boss. If so, there are probably medium-sized magic stones.

“Great. It will be different from yesterday There’s a little strong guy here. Let’s be careful.”

“Yes.”

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“Anyway, it’s amazing. Awakened people can know all of that.”

“Hmm…”

“Why did the Goddess give these abilities to the people of this world?”

It is not a question full of victim consciousness or jealousy. Just pure doubt.

I know. Actually, I’m curious too. It’s so powerful that it feels expedient. Besides, summoners don’t really do much with subjects with such powerful abilities.

I didn’t say that the warriors who went to the east were ‘fighting’ with the demons for nothing. They pretend to be spleen, but if you look at the objective facts, no one dies, and no one is seriously injured.

However, it did not cause decisive damage to the demons. Rather, I should say that I feel like the kings are trying to restrain themselves. An eternal war with the demons. Compared to the weight of the word, what actually happened was insignificant.

Even so, the warriors receive all kinds of encouragement for trivial matters, so-called Nadenade.

It was a great mission or a royal family quest, but when you broke your immersion, it was no different from taking a deep breath.

For example, something like this.

(Looking back through Eugene’s distorted memories)

〈– About 50 episodes of the legend of another world hero?–〉

“Hey Earthling, what are you doing right now?!”

“Ah, this is ‘drinking water’. If you put water in a cup and drink it like this, you can take in ‘moisture’.”

“That, it can be! In order for us to take in ‘moisture’, we have to open our mouths while looking at the sky on a rainy day, or run around in the fog! Even Namarus, the great 9th-circle archmage, used flying magic to get ‘moisture’ and went through the clouds!!!!”

“Tsk, that’s why people from another world are uncivilized. Take a good look. When you drink the cup like this, the water enters your mouth and passes through your esophagus. If you keep doing this,”

“If we continue?!”

“Don’t be surprised. Digestion is good.”

「It can’t be!!!!!!」

“As expected, Earthling-sama! Bring me the clothes!!!!”

「Yare yare, Oresama, a cider pass, doesn’t need a heroine, but if she really wants to, she can decorate her with trophies.」

“I want to be! I want to become a trophy for Earthling Onisama! I want to be decorated in a cabinet!!!!!!”

“Tsk… Shikatana… (I can’t help it…)”

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…That’s terrible.

So, as a result, the warriors return to their original world or settle in another world after receiving a huge reward while doing things of similar difficulty to drinking water.

Reward without cost, to obtain the so-called ‘gratuitous happiness’. That is the content of the first part before going to the western mountains.

If so, the question still remains. Why am I being endowed with such ridiculous abilities for such a silly job?

…I was able to get the answer after cool and rational thinking.

‘That’s because the writer couldn’t adjust the balance. It’s stupid I don’t have the ability to create tension in terms of story, so I’m making it look like a cider pass. Well, it’s rather foolish to expect such epic tension from an asshole who can’t even wear shoes and is out of the ordinary all year round…’

“Eugene, did you hear the sound just now? It must have thundered outside. It’s a big deal when it rains…”

“…”

…I have a feeling that if I don’t fix this habit of conditioned reflexively cursing writers, I’ll get a serious nose injury someday. No matter how she looks, she is the goddess who rules the world.

Anyway, jokes aside, Lenny said this. It is said that ‘a fate suitable for a special ability is prepared’.

Part 1 ends, and Part 2, which starts in the mountains, will definitely require the abilities of the awakened people. From then on, the story gets serious. Perhaps the reason I came to the mountain range from the beginning is to prevent the goddess from happening on this side…

“…Yujin.”

“…Okay. See.”

While destroying the low-level skeletons, they finally arrived at the center of the dungeon.

Certainly, in the center of the dungeon, there was a different guy than before.

A giant skeleton. He carries a kite shield and wears sturdy-looking armor. The stats shown in the information window are lower than mine, but since I have less experience, I’m actually equal. Then…

I glanced at Lenny.

‘You know? If I signal.’

‘Yes. I’ll have it ready.’

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“Ugh… Ugh… “

It took a few fights, but it was still solid. Even so, he didn’t actively attack me, it seemed more important to protect the magic circle behind him.

But that’s enough.

“Die!”

I threw my sword at him,

– Kang!

The guy just blocked it.

“Now!”

-Pop!

An explosion erupted in the man’s head. While I was paying attention, Lenny went back and threw the Divine Bomb.

– Giggik!

His attention was scattered. I was aiming for this time!

[ Holy Sword 「Esplander」 ]
[Mode: One-Handed Sword / ▶ Two-Handed Sword]

[ Do you want to change the mode? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]

The holy sword stretched out with a clap and pierced the body.

I cheer with joy!

“Tactical!!!!”

– Kakak!

-Pop!

The divine bomb exploded once again in his torso.

“Continue!”

-Pop! Pop! Pop!

….

Skeleton fragments scattered on the floor. In the end, he couldn’t stand the bombs thrown by Lenny and his whole body exploded.

By the way….

‘Fuck! The semen splashed all over the body!’

“Mr. Eugene! I did it!”

“… Okay… “

“I-I didn’t think I would be able to catch monsters like this… “

Lenny liked it while walking around with a bright face. Then, in my arms…

“For a moment! Don’t come closer!”

“Yes?!”

Lenny’s tears well up at the shock of being rejected. No, that’s not it

“Can I use Purification? That makes it clean ask me right now hurry… “

“Ah yes…”

Let’s get rid of this bad feeling first…

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The way to neutralize the magic circle in the dungeon, retrieve the medium-sized magic stone, and finally return to the inn.

When I came out, it was already evening.

Sunset over the mountains came early.

The scarlet sunlight streams through the branches of the fallen leaves. In the stream of light that spilled out like that, Lenny was ahead. Lenny’s golden hair gleamed between the rays of the sunset and the shadows of the forest.

It’s weak, but maybe it’s because she’s looking for something she can do. Walking through the forest, Lenny looked happy. She is cute and sad at the same time.

But it would be dangerous to walk so carelessly on a mountain road. Sure enough, Lenny tilted his head and nearly fell backwards.

“It’s dangerous.”

“Oh… “

I caught it before it fell. I hold Lenny’s shoulders tightly and continue walking. Lenny lowered her head as if he was ashamed of being so close to her.

It came out of the mountain and became flat.

Now that we have come out of the mountain, there is no danger of falling. But don’t think about falling. Then….

I put my hand on Lenny’s waist. Lenny seemed a little surprised, but she did n’t notice her dislike her.

Feeling mischievous, I slightly pinch Lenny’s flank meat.

“!”

Lenny glared at me with an unexpected attack. Soon, his arm is wrapped around my waist and I try to counterattack. However…

“Hey… !”

Unlike Lenny’s soft body his, my body is hard and difficult to pick up. Lenny’s hand slips her every time he tries to pinch her waist in her. I smile mischievously and continue to rub Lenny’s flank meat.

“Oh… !”

Lenny finally gives up the pinch on her back her, instead targeting the back of his hand her. Every time I wiggled my back, the back of my hand his was pinched and ripped off ten times.

That’s how we arrived at the inn while playing with each other’s backs and waists.

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“How much do you think a magic stone like this would be?”

“I don’t know… Maybe it will be tens of silver?”

Time to lay the spoils of the day on the bed and giggle before eating, washing, and buffing. A medium-sized magic stone the size of a fist was emitting a magical light on the bed. Is this so expensive? Well, if you look at the usage it describes, it’s almost like an all-purpose item.

“What does Lenny want to do with this?”

“Yes?! Can I take it too?!”

“Didn’t you tell me from the beginning? We will share the reward.”

“But… “

“Originally, this should be divided according to the number of people. Otherwise, it secretly accumulates inside.”

Money matters are sensitive. It’s better to throw away all the contributions and whatnot and just go clean like this from the beginning.

“Well, then….I don’t know… “

“Okay? That’s it, think about it slowly. Get down now.”

“Yes?!”

“You have to buff. Isn’t it about time you figured it out? While receiving the buff, think about where you will spend your money.”

Of course, I had no intention of giving Lenny time to think about it. Because she’s going to be crazy about doing things from now on.

“Ugh….”

Lenny’s face was dissatisfied with something, but he calmly lay down on the bed.

Great. I’ll take advantage of Lenny’s break and check the skills I’m going to use today.

[Skill: Vibrating Hand (vibrating hand)]
[Type: Active]
[Effect: The user’s hand vibrates. Vibration intensity is adjustable. The maximum output is proportional to “Static power”. ]

It’s a skill I made while washing up earlier. This skill will be useful in many ways in the future. Once the test…

– Ugh!

The fingertips hum. Now, with this, Lenny……

“Mr. Eugene? What are you doing?”

“No, nothing. Stay still.”

Lenny looked uneasy, but she was still lying face down, looking in front of her. Lenny, her slightly damp hair, tied in a ponytail, hung in front of her. The nape of her slender neck is pitiful.

Then the robe sank, revealing the curve of her hips and the silhouette of her outstretched legs. It’s a wonderful sight to see at any time.

Let’s see She raised it to the C grade last time, so I’m thinking of raising it to the B grade even if I can’t do it this time. Of course, I used a lot of her skills her and harassed her. Then where should she go….

…Great.

I lifted Lenny’s robe.