Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 2

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 2 – Summoner’s Adaptation and Priest (1)

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“Aaaaah”

Eugene shook his head and screamed.

Pass. It was an overwhelming pass. No matter how many times I checked, the letters did not change.

『Serial Suspension Notice』

I haven’t been this upset since returning from military service.

“Bastard…Fuckin’ bastard…”

Eugene clicked on the title with his hands shaking. He had never felt such intense anger before. Somehow, I feel like I’m going to cry.

『This is osanj….

I don’t know where to begin… I’m really sorry…

I really thought over and over again about how to write in front of you all. However, the moment I sat in front of the monitor, my eyesight shook, and my hands trembled every time I typed on the keyboard, so I couldn’t write at all….』

To sum it up, he was extremely stressed whenever he wrote a scene, so he hadn’t been able to serialize it until now.

Regardless of whether it was true or not, it was all bullshit.

Then, in the first place, you shouldn’t have cheated like a harem or rice cake. This damn thing has been deceiving the reader so far. He is a very bad cheater.

What followed was more speculative.

『…So I’m going to take a break for a while and remove all the harem-related content and remake it for all ages.

I have inflicted irreparable wounds on the readers, so I will endure it even if stones are thrown at me… “

“This dog… “

I see! Even so, I thought that the part where we were intertwined with a female character was out of sync and the content was cut off, but it turns out I had already thought about the future!

Author, you had a plan!

Okay. If you want to throw a stone, you must throw a stone.

「Sesjoa: Did you mean this from the beginning, writer?」

“Osanj (writer): Sorry… 」

「Sesjoa: She wants to suck on sex coins, but she does n’t want to spend sex, right? 」

“Osanj (writer): Sorry… 」

「Sesjoa: Is the nonsense funny?」

“Osanj (writer): Sorry… 」

It was wrong No matter what this bastard says, I’m sorry. It’s the original pattern. No matter what I say, it feels like it bounces off a wall. I’m getting more and more angry

Yujin continued to curse at me, thinking that since I was angry, I would make you angry as well.

「Osanj (author): Please refrain from personal attacks. Still, I did my best.”

Five. You’re reacting now.

But Eugene was even more angry at the artist’s reaction, no, he was furious. It’s not my part to be angry with the reader, but I don’t want to criticize myself, is it?

“Sesjoa: Please….Writer…Just the two of us…Spent a happy night together…Was it that hard to write this one? !!!!”

A writer who responds to Eugene’s sarcasm with the same sarcasm.

“Osanj (writer): Wow! That way is O_O!」

1 minute later.

-Titling!

[Fusion] The Legend of Heroes in Another World [Episode 306] NEW

The next one coming right up. Eugene hesitates because he can’t bear to click. Should I open it?

This is obviously a writer’s trap.

But… Eugene had no choice but to click even though he knew it was a trap.

–Legend of another world hero [306 episodes]–

They spent the night in a room

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-Ah! Heung! At! Heung! At! Heung! At! Heung! At! Heung! Agh! Ah! Heung! Ah! Heung! Ah! Heung!

All the windows were broken at the obscene sound of them

-Chang! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click! Click!

=====Words of the author=====

I did as you wished. Loyalty Loyalty ^^7

“…You bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Ugh… Ugh….”

Eugene did his best to calm his excitement. If you go beyond this completely, you’re playing with the writer’s intentions.

“Whoa… Whoa….Phew… “

Great. Completely calmed down Let’s forget this bastard for now.

Oh Send one last warning before that.

「Sesjoa: you will blacklist me and never forget. 」

「Osanj (writer): If it remains in the reader’s memory, wouldn’t I have won? ^O^”

“Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

It was a moment when I could understand the feelings of the dark-haired worker who tore his hair out every time while giggling.

Can this come out of a fucking person’s mouth! I don’t really have a word for writing like a dog!

This is how you feel when you run into people who don’t look like humans! This bastard speaks human words, but he’s not human!

「Sesjoa: You fucking bastard, are you so afraid of shoes that I will use them even if I wear them with my feet? 」

This time, after a while, Ripple ran.

「Osanj (writer): So, are you saying that readers can write? 」

“Sesjoa: Yes!!!!!! 」

When I commented like that, there were no more knife-like answers. Did it hurt your ego? Great.

After continuing to refresh for a while, Eugene went to bed with a huff.

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When I open my eyes, I see an unknown ceiling.

When I got up and looked around, the walls were all white. In the middle, a statue made of marble was visible, and people dressed in white who looked like priests surrounded them.

What?

“Where are you?”

A murmur is heard all around. There was a pattern resembling a magic circle on the floor, and people around Eugene were looking around with puzzled faces like him.

“What?”

“Who are you?”

“Did I drink too much yesterday?”

The priests began separating the bewildered people one by one. Judging from how natural the action was, it seemed quite familiar. A man came up to Eugene, who was in a daze, and started talking to him.

“Are you okay?”

“Ah yes…”

“You must have been embarrassed because it was the first time you saw it. But don’t worry. No problem.”

The man smiled reassuringly. As Eugene stayed still, the man continued.

“I must tell you something. You are people of Earth. This is the kingdom of Asellus. And you have been summoned to this world as agents and warriors of the gods.”

What, what? Kingdom of Ashelas?

Yeah… I remember hearing about it. Right. It is a place that appears in the novel that was hit yesterday. I was really overindulging. Hurry up, turn and forget.

Eugene slapped himself on the cheek.

“It is not a dream.”

The man lowered Eugene’s hand and led him.

If it’s not a dream, it gets a little serious. Eugene’s expression deteriorated, but the man was still smiling.

“Do not worry. If you complete your mission, we can send you back to your original world. But it’s also a pretty good place. Many of our warriors chose to continue living here. If you complete the mission, you will be given quite a lot.”

It’s the same as what I read before. It’s been a while since I’ve read the prologue, so I’m a bit confused in many ways.

It’s like being in a real novel. The man’s explanation that followed was something he was familiar with. It was said that he should be roughly trained, fight the demons, and carry out the royal family’s quest.

“Status window!”

While Eugene was listening to the explanation, a man in a suit next to him shouted loudly and exclaimed, staring into the air.

“It’s started.”

Next, students in school uniforms and soldiers with curly hair.

“Status window!”

“Status window!”

“Fireball!”

“Already to the skill… !”

Eugene blankly watched others use their skills.

The main characters and extras depicted in the novel. But Eugene wasn’t possessed by one of them. He was himself a new character not in the story.

Then why did I come here?

The reason I came here must have been an argument with that writer. What did you say at the end?

Yes, he asked me if I could write a rice cake. Then the reason I came here is to break bread.

It’s not the writer, it’s the writer, God!

Looking back, I didn’t have any big regrets in my previous life. If the description in the novel is true, another world is a decent place. It is a place where science has not developed, but magic engineering has developed on the contrary. In addition, if you already knew the future development and even acquired the skill… It was a cheat-like development.

In addition to the attractive heroines… My heart tickled and I couldn’t help but thump.

The corner of Yujin’s mouth went up. The priest in charge of Eugene also smiled and recommended to Eugene.

“Now, shout out the status window too!”

Eugene shouted loudly.

“Status window!”

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A few days later.

“Hey! Where is this!”

“I’m sorry, but I can’t take care of a hero who can’t use skills! Please leave now!”

“You bastards! Who asked me to bring you here?! If you brought it, you won’t be held responsible!”

“You didn’t even give me money! Enough!”

-Thud!

The castle door closed in front of Eugene.

“Damn them… “

The status window never popped up on Eugene. While the other warriors learned how to use the system or learn skills, they shouted at the status window in the corner of the training ground, but nothing appeared.

Damn the writer… Fucking me like this just because I was a bit swearing. Jjomsaeng is itself.

Fortunately, he received 100 silver coins while being kicked out. That is, 1 gold. It was a boring setting that 1 gold equals one year’s income of one farmer.

But while the peasant had a house and clothes, Eugene had nothing.

I expected that life would unfold in a different world where I would play around and eat the heroines, but the reality is a gutter.

Yoojin Do. 24 years old. She recently returned to school after being discharged from the military. She has virtually no specs. With no spec, she is left alone in this world.

A perfect situation for an objection. It’s new, but I’m suddenly sad.

“Damn it….Status window! Status window! The state is different!!!!!!”

“Mom! That man is strange!”

“Shh! Can’t see!”

Her bushy-haired little boy pointed and pulled her child away from me like a middle-aged woman running away.

Well, the sight of me screaming into the air must be grotesque. Forbidding strangers to make eye contact is the same in other worlds and on Earth.

What to do I feel like crying for some reason.

“Changtaechan! Status! Status!状态窗!”

“U-Um…Are you okay?”

“Ugh!”

I looked behind her and saw the blond, green-eyed nun looking up at me with a worried look. I know this woman Lenny Liberate. She is a beautiful heroine in a puppy image.

“Uh… I’m sorry. You showed me what I couldn’t see.”

I’m glad you talked to me anyway. She almost fell into a stale drama. Well, although the fact that the nun in front of her was a beauty played a part.

Lenny is the heroine you meet later, but for some reason, she ran into her a few times in the castle.

I talked to her at her castle her a few times, her happy face her, and Lenny acted as if he had something to say to me, but she was stopped each time by the guy in charge.

Come to think of it, the guys in the castle strangely separated the warriors from the opposite sex. Men with men, women with women.

But now that we’re out of the castle, there’s no one to tackle anymore. How does it look good?

But what does that have to do with me? There was no status window, and he was not very familiar with women. Why did you talk to me Is there something to do?

“The people of Suh and Sung are too good. Sending you out alone like this…”

“Um… That’s right… “

Lenny hesitated, taking her luck.

“Hey, what are you going to do now? Have you decided on anything?”

I know. Now what Should I get a job in this world?

“I am worried too. First of all, since you don’t know the common sense here… I should do some research and look for a job…”

This has been a concern since the status window did not open for several days. Although it was difficult,

Shouldn’t I still live?

“But for what purpose?”

This. A bad habit came out. I’ve never met a woman, so I’m not good at carrying on small talk. So let’s go straight to the point like this.

Lenny looked a little hurt, but she answered honestly.

“Hey, if there’s anything I can help with, let me know. As a priest of the Goddess, I want to take responsibility in my own way…”

“Ah…”

The guy who was in charge of me gave me a few pennies and kicked me out. She is much more friendly with Lenny, whom she only met a few times in the castle. She is so nice

“Thanks. But I can’t remember anything right now.”

Lenny later becomes a saint. But as Eugene now, she is with Lenny, so she can’t do anything. I’m the one who can’t make a harem, let alone a porter.

“Yes… I’m staying at the church in the city for a while, so if you go somewhere else, please stop by.”

“I can definitely hear it.”

“Yes… Then… “

Lenny bowed his head and he walked towards the church. Before she went, she looked at Eugene with a longing look on her face, but there was nothing she could do. Because she was me who was incompetent without a status window

I feel like crying. It feels like real kindness. Angel angel.

But from the back, you look really poor. She was wearing a plain nun’s uniform and carrying a bunch of old things, so the word ‘poor priest’ was a fitting outfit.

After Lenny was gone, she started to see a drop or two of her rain fall.

I should stay overnight… The castle brought me everyday clothes from another world, a bag containing my sweats, and 100 silver.

Eugene went into a nearby inn and took a room. She’s where the bald beard muscle is the master. The inn fee is 20 copper per night. The price includes breakfast and dinner. She said it couldn’t be cheaper, so she decided to stay here.

The main characters received generous support from the royal palace and lived without worrying about money. But I have to start from the bottom, so I have to save it.

I have to find something to make money or find a rural village where prices are low.

It’s not like there’s no plan at all. According to the original work, the main characters and the party clear almost all quests and make choices within two years. Will it return to the original world through dimension shift, or will it remain here?

Conveniently, time in the original world barely passed. It’s a moment of a moment, and it’s a dream of one night. If so, how can you survive for two years?

If you think about it, it’s like entering a room of time and spirit for two years. Yeah, it could have been worse. To return to the enlistment war….Still, where is it not a military return?

The moment I lay down in bed while trying to win my mind like that, the status window I was looking for came to mind.

[Name: Do Yoo-jin]
[ Occupation: Crusader ]
[Description: 「Occupation: Crusader」 Gains EXP from sexual activity. ]

“Is the status window open!”

She is the status window that she has been waiting for so long. However, a part of the status window was shining as if to attract Eugene’s attention.

[Special Note: Estrus]
[Description: [Occupation: Crusader] Is an attribute that goes into heat within a certain period of time. ]

In heat? What kind of bullshit is this Seeing the explanation that followed, Eugene broke out in a cold sweat.

[You die when you enter a certain stage. ]

[Until entering heat: 00:05:29]

…What is this.

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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