Chapter 21 – Priest, Massage, and Drool Talk (2)

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On the way back after clearing the third dungeon. Like yesterday, there was a mid-boss and a medium-sized magic stone. Similar monsters, similar patterns, and efficient division. However, it still feels dirty when the particles of the divine bomb bounce.

When I made the holy bomb, it didn’t smell because I mixed a strong deodorant, but I didn’t really feel bad for me who knew what it was. So I tried to avoid it as much as possible, but it bounced again today…

This time, I didn’t ask Lenny to clean it, and I used the clean magic myself. It’s annoying to ask for it every time. After all, mana remains.

Lenny was puzzled as to why I was using clean magic often. Don’t bother telling me If Lenny finds out the identity of this bomb…

Still, if I just clear this undead dungeon, I won’t be able to use it anymore. Fortunate for me

Anyway, I need to change the color of the bottle or dye the contents. I feel so bad.

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Now, there are only two dungeons left. There must be a boss in one of them.

In order to defeat that boss, I tested a technique that applied the “Vibrating hand” I made yesterday, and I’m glad it worked.

The skill was created exactly as I intended. I really appreciate the skill suggestion. Goddess, Cheonsae, Long live.

Come to think of it, the skill suggestion was like a dream ball that materializes when I come up with a vague idea.

Although all skills were constrained to be related to sexual activity, the potential was endless.

…No. The potential is also potential, but honestly, I felt a bit overly opportunistic. Seeing that the goddess accurately caught my intention hidden between the lines and gave me the skill, which I wrote in [Others] While suggesting the skill, sexual acts are just an excuse for camouflage, and the truth is…

“Wow!”

“Danger!”

I grabbed Lenny’s waist. It seems that walking around precariously from earlier is quite tiring.

Come to think of it, Lenny’s condition has been a bit strange since morning.

His eyes are wide open, he doesn’t talk much, and sometimes he mumbles while plucking something. If you ask, they say it’s nothing because they’ll become burst tomatoes again. I’m in worse condition than yesterday.

Also, what did I do last night…

But. I was really surprised in the morning too.

When I woke up, Lenny was sleeping under her, holding my leg her. Have you ever gone down there? It was really embarrassing to have a face right in front of the tent.

….But why did you really go there?

No way! Did I touch it too much and escaped down there?!

Somehow, this morning, unsettled points also popped up… To think you were fiddling with them so much that you woke up a sleeping child… What the hell is a guy like me… Garbage, garbage… Anti -human garbage…

What the hell did you do to the child who crawled into your arms because the night was cold… How cold would you have slept with my feet between your legs because hugging your legs wasn’t enough…

Crab, besides, my feet were a little damp…I think I even sweated…What if I stink…

It’s funny that I’m embarrassed because of my sleep talking…

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However…

But if you can control your drool talk, it’s not drool talk.

When I think about it, I feel proud. I don’t feel any emotions other than pride. Should I be held accountable for my unconscious actions? It’s all because of Lenny’s dirty body his. When I think about it again, I don’t feel anything other than proud.

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….Nope. I have feelings.

…Sorry…Yeah…Sorry…Why can’t I remember that feeling?

Anyway, I can’t leave Lenny alone like this. Tomorrow is probably the most important dungeon. I need to find a way to get a good night’s rest.

Tie my hands off topic. Move to a room with two beds? Go rebuke!!!

Then…

I can’t help it. Then there is only one way left. Wouldn’t it be okay if I fall asleep ‘deeply’ enough not to wake up even if I touch it? Okay. I need to get a little hardcore today.

And I need to release my ‘regret’ a little. Because it happened once anyway. What happened once is the same as what happened twice. Kkeuk….

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Dinner time at the inn.

“Come to think of it.”

“Yes?”

“That… A divine bomb thrown at the undead? I’ve never seen anything like that. A bomb that worked so well on the undead… I’m only half, but I’ve completed all of my church education…”

No, talking like that while eating?! Okay…. You don’t know what it’s made of, so you can come up with a story like that…

“Oh no, Nova Bomb is just what I named it aptly. Actually, it has nothing to do with divine magic.”

I didn’t lie, no lie! It’s a holy attribute, but it’s not sacred!

“Yes? Then…”

“It’s like alchemy. There is no magic where I live. So, a lot of weapons have been developed that anyone can use. It brought back memories of that time.”

“Um… Is that so… “

But the question still seems unresolved. Tilt your head.

“I don’t know, but… Isn’t alchemy supposed to explode while choosing an opponent like that? But it didn’t explode when it hit the ground or a rock… Just breaking…”

Shit! When did you see that again!

Lenny’s eyes lit up as if he had realized something, and he slapped her palms. Ominous. He’s usually cute, but today, his expressions and gestures are so ominous. What are you talking about?

“Wow! Come to think of it, this is a really great thing! A bomb that only works on undead monsters! Wouldn’t it hurt to throw it at someone? Uh, in a way, it’s even greater than magic! Magic can hurt people if used incorrectly, but this…!”

“Uh… That’s right… ?”

“How do you make this? If you can only know the method, it will be of great help to the church…!”

“Uh…Uh…That’s…”

‘It’s made with men.’

Can you say that!!! Damn. I’ll have to turn around how to turn….

“Mr. Eugene?”

The eyes are bright. A pure question without any selfishness. Don’t put the face you want to bite off like that. If you look up like that with pure eyes, you can only answer

“I…”

“I?”

-Squash!

“Mr. Eugene?!”

I almost answered you! I covered my mouth with a self-slap.

“Hmm. No. No. That. It was there last time.”

“Last time?”

“Last time I ate that cake. Like back then, the Awoken can sometimes get things from the original world. I used that as a material.”

“Ah… If so, is there any way to get that material?”

Hey! My juice!

“Oh, that, uh, there, that….”

Why do you keep embarrassing me! It’s strange and sharp on the subject of falling alone!

“Mr. Eugene?”

“Hmm. Hmm. Awakeners aren’t that omnipotent. There are restrictions.”

“Restrictions?”

“I can’t bring it in large enough quantities to give it to someone else. There is also a limit on the number of times for things like food.”

“Ah…”

“There are more restrictions than you think. As well as the type. It’s safe to say that you can’t bring weapons from our world or complex machinery. You know what I’m doing, right?”

“?”

I tilted my head again. Fortunately, it’s not an inquisitive face.

“I didn’t bring a finished product, I brought only a few essential ingredients and made the rest by combining the items available here. It’s a trick.”

The essential ingredient is a glass test tube, and what you can get here is semen. So it’s not a complete lie. Great. Within the permissible limits of conscience. I’m proud

“Wow….!”

The obsessive questions have now been completely avoided with this. Well done my mouth!

“By the way…”

Stop!

“Rather than that, look at this. It’s a new skill I learned yesterday. So how do you do this? Try touching the cup.”

– Ugh.

I held the cup in my hand and used the “Vibrating hand”.

“Ah? Arrrrrrrrrrrr…”

When Lenny touched the cup I was holding, my whole body vibrated… It’s fun.

“Puha! What is this!”

“Isn’t it fun? It’s a technique that makes your hands tremble.”

“Why this technology… ?”

“I want to give you a massage.”

To give you a kiss naughty massage.

“What have you done to me… !”

Lenny’s face turned pale. Don’t worry. Not badly

In fact, it can’t be done too badly. If you increase the output of the [Vibrating Hand], It won’t be a problem to break something like a glass. However, in the play situation, the output was automatically limited. It’s the Goddess’ consideration. Still, if you use full power, it’s probably quite destructive.

“Why, why are you doing this?!”

I do it because I can. You can’t suppress your own potential. Always be ready to become a human sex machine. But if you say that, will you run away?

“A massage machine that did this was popular where I lived. So…”

“That, rather than that!”

Are you talking too!

“That! That divine bomb! Where did you learn how to make something like that?!”

Fortunately, it was a question that could be answered adequately. If you keep asking me for trouble, I was going to end the meal and show you the hot taste of the human massager.

“…Just so…Where I lived, there was an army…”

He talked about an organization that seemed to have the least contact with Lenny. After all, there is no place that is as good as the military where you can talk casually.

“So… Clearing the eyes… Pulling weeds… Digging…”

When the explanation about military life was roughly finished, Lenny lowered his head. Did you talk too much about it? Well, it wouldn’t be fun to hear about military life…

“Yu… Yujin-san… “

“Yes?”

“I-I didn’t know that Yujin-ssi… Was like that… “

Lenny suddenly raised her head. The two shining emeralds were moist. I think I’m falling

“It’s okay, Yujin! We have nobles, but no, no slaves anymore! Gone long ago!”

Eh?

“Even if Eugene was a slave! Not at all! Because I don’t care at all!”

They say there is a slavish element somewhere in my story! This priest’s paranoia has flared up again!

“Yujin…How could you, such a life…When you were young…He…Fuh, you boiled and ate grass…That’s slavery…Ah…What should you do. ..Black…”

“No… That… “

“Yujin’s master…Was a really, really mean person…No, he didn’t even take care of the slaves’ food, so he, hey, grass…Sigh.”

“…”

The feeling of receiving sympathy from the poorest child was so profound. Corn silk tea is also pitiful. How did I get treated like this…

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Lenny was squatting in front of me, screaming.

“Hey! Hot! Oh hey! Eye patch! Stop! Stop it!!!”

“Lenny, you keep turning your body this way while telling me to stop. Talking and body acting are different, why are you doing that?”

“I don’t know! Hee! I don’t know!!!”

“Why do you keep talking nonsense?”

“I don’t know! I don’t know! Hiyaaaaa?!”

“I’m just kneading the soles of my feet, but isn’t it too much of a fuss? I will have to practice every day from now on.”

“Everyday!!! Can’t do it!!! Everyday!!!!!!”

“I can’t do it… I’m grateful for helping me practice buffs, so I’m repaying you like this…”

「Pleasure Touch」, 「Sensitivity Enhancement」, 「Increase Body Temperature」, 「Vibrating Hand」.

“Hiyaaaaa?! Big! Ugh….! Suck!”

“That’s because you shouldn’t bite the pillow.”

“Demonic pillow snatching and throwing”.

“Give it back! Give it back to me!!!!”

“No.”

“Haaaaa!!!!”

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“Haaaaa!!!!!!”

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“Kyaaaaa!!!”

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“Ah… Ah… Oh…Heh…”

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Lenny finally passed out. It’s the first time I’ve ever done this. It was only natural that she had sent it away several times using all kinds of skills.

In addition, today, the peak was raised to a whopping 75%. Perhaps, aside from the real erogenous zones including breasts and buttocks, isn’t it the highest level that can be raised?

Anyway, it’s probably going to be a boss fight tomorrow, so it’s important to get a good night’s rest. It never happened because of my selfishness.

Ah, I should use some clean magic on Lenny first. It must have been a mess under those clothes…

[ Until entering heat: 00:04:29 ]

The time has come. I’m going to wake up and go to sleep too. Tomorrow is a boss fight, so I should get some rest too.

Don’t do anything else

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[The stamp of “Damp Doggo (B)” Is strengthened. ]