Chapter 22 – Priests and Dungeons and Tickets (1)

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Lenny was dazed from the morning.

“It’s okay?”

“Yes? Yes Yes. Yes…”

It’s not like the last time, it’s not a dissatisfied face, and it’s not a big eye. I don’t look bad…

What was it?

Come to think of it, as soon as she got up in the morning, she ran to the bathroom. If a burst tomato rolled around, it would have looked similar.

Well, it wasn’t hard to guess why.

…

-Smart.

“Lenny?”

“Yes?! Yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!」

“It’s okay. I used clean magic before I went to bed.”

「…Kyaaaaa!!!!!

My ears!

“No, no no!!! Not that!!! Sweat! Because I always sweat!!!”

“Aaaaa….Yes!!! Right!!!!! It’s sweat!!!!! Sweat!!!!!!!!!!”

..

I couldn’t help it to avoid misunderstanding that I changed my underwear. Lenny also got an excuse called sweat. This is a win-win.

“It’s all here.”

“Ah, finally… “

After reviving such useless memories, I arrived at the last dungeon before I knew it.

[ Dungeon #1152 ]
[Type: Undead / ? ]
[Status of monsters: ▼]
[Normal: 25]
[ Rare : 01 ]
[ Boss : 00 ]
[ Irregular object: 01 ]

Great. There were only two dungeons left, so there was a half chance that the boss would be there, but luckily it caught right away.

The number of bosses was blank, and instead there was one called Irregular. It is expressed like this.

The boss was not yet undead. He wasn’t born in a dungeon in the first place. That’s why it’s marked as irregular like that. Still, since my role is a boss, I just call him a boss.

“Here it is. The boss will be here.”

Fortunately, Lenny didn’t have a blank face even in the dungeon. Should I do it when I have to do it? But his face is quite hard. Klopp. The sound of swallowing saliva that can be heard intact as if nervous.

“Are you okay, Yujin? It’s definitely different from what I’ve done so far…”

“I am scared too.”

Scary scared. Level, stats, experience. It’s hard to see that all three are superior to the boss.
But I know how he’s going to turn out.

In the original….

〈–Another World Hero Legend ?-〉

…The hero was dumbfounded.

“Does it make sense that you don’t know about such a huge magic ceremony? How many years did it take to prepare? No matter how much outside dungeons are basically neglected, no one has come for years, right?”

The wizard shook his head with a confused face.

“Even if someone came, it wouldn’t have been of any use. This Lich King… He was probably a normal human until the spell was completed. Human wizard. 」

The party hardened at the sound of being a human wizard. The wizard continued, avoiding the eyes of his comrades.

“This guy didn’t act so sloppy. He chose to remain thoroughly hidden until the dungeon was completely connected. So that no one can feel anything wrong even if they come and see it. Except for the mana used in the spell, the rest was probably spent on maintaining stealth and shielding.”

“Stealth… Did you dig a hole to hide? How many years? Are you still standing there?”

“… I don’t know about that either. Whether it was digging into the ground or using invisibility magic…It must have been something. To an ordinary person, it probably wasn’t any different from a normal dungeon.”

“…If only I had found him earlier,”

“You can handle it like twisting the wrist of a three-year-old. But what good is it if he can’t be found? So, contact the capital right now and assign investigators to all dungeons…”

…Not exactly, but probably something similar.

The Lich King who proliferated the undead by linking the dungeon… He must be a human at this point. That’s why he is marked as a non-canonical object.

Is it because you’re originally human anyway? The guy had common sense. It is said that he did not openly advertise or advertise that he was doing something dangerous.

Thorough camouflage. Finding that camouflage is key. If you can release that camouflage and break the shield, the next step won’t be that difficult. He was pouring most of his mana into magic formulas.

…

“Lenny. He’s definitely in here. But he doesn’t know how dangerous it can be. So if things go bad…”

“No!”

“Even if you live… “

“I can’t do that!”

A pitiful new wave on the way. Lenny took it seriously, so it was fun to play around with.

A huge hollow at the end of the dungeon arrived long before.

At that place,

“There are no monsters…?”

“Nope. It must be in here.”

There are no monsters But inside the cavity were lined with large rocks. From now on, it’s Nogada.

“See those rocks over there? Now I have to throw bombs at those rocks and check them one by one. There will definitely be a reaction.”

“Oh. Yes.”

And tedious repetitive work.

– Crackle!

– Crackle!

-Pop!

“Mr. Eugene! This way!”

Found. While camouflaged, in order to avoid being attacked by the undead, he put on a shield that emitted the same kind of mana as the undead. That’s why he reacts to the Divine Bomb.

This is it I set up a barrier that looked like a huge rock, and inside it, I earned the time I used for my magic.

“So you mean you’re in here?”

“Yes. Oh, don’t touch me. Because it is dangerous.”

I pounded the rock with the holy sword.

-Kang. Kang.

“It doesn’t even have teeth.”

“So…Wouldn’t we have to ask the church for support?”

“You don’t have to do that yet.”

There is no other reason…

Money! Because if they come, they will definitely take the magic stone! My ultimate goal, I need money to buy a house and enjoy the sex life of Juicy Orphanage with my kids.

Also, clear the dungeons and secure the safety of the mountain range.

Even if I can’t deal with all future threats, it doesn’t matter.

If you don’t think you’ll be able to make it in time, you can ask for church support through Kate’s line, or spread rumors to the adventurer’s guild. Even outside the Great Labyrinth, medium-large magic stones are found.

However, it is only a backup plan. It’s not too late if I sweep it up first and then do it.

-Kang. Kang.

By the way, it doesn’t even have real teeth. Well, in the novel, it was something to do with a single knife, but those guys are cheat-key players, so you can say that. If you had a funny job like me, it would be natural for you to be like this.

“How do I break this… There is no support… “

“Perhaps in order to break this… Wouldn’t a sword master’s aura or an archmage’s destruction magic be needed? It’s okay though. Because you can break it.”

“Can you write something like that?!”

Emerald eyes shining with anticipation.

“No? Can’t you?”

“Yeah?!”

It’s always fun to betray Lenny’s expectations. It has a great reaction and it has a taste of teasing.

“So how do I… “

“Let’s throw the bomb first.”

-Bang! Bang! Bang!

Each bomb exploded, leaving subtle scratches on the rock, and after further tossing, there was finally a tiny crack large enough for her to plunge the tip of a knife into her.

“Great. Stay a little bit away. Do you remember what I said? When he appears.”

“Yes!”

I inserted the holy sword into the rock and vibrated the “Vibrating sword”, Or “Vibe holy sword” For short.

OK….

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“Eugene… The sword…!”

“Okay. Get ready. Because it’s soon.”

The Vibe Holy Sword was cutting down the barrier little by little.

The one I am using is a super vibration blade.

It is a technology that can vibrate the blade at high speed to break down objects touched by the blade into molecular units and even turn the surrounding air into an air cutter.

If you apply 「Vibrating Hand」, You can even do things like this. In fact, to make this skill, I brushed her mouth hard at the goddess. The idea itself is provided by me, but the goddess is the one who does the detailed work to make it possible.

“I’ve never seen anything called a sword aura… But is it like this?”

“Wouldn’t it be similar?”

What do they do with mana? If you think about it, the warriors can easily use it easily, but I can barely get it if I somehow confide in the goddess.

However, it is difficult for me to buy and use warrior or wizard skills. Because the efficiency drops sharply from the intermediate skill.

In the end, being a Crusader means you have to use sex-related skills.

But here is a change of thinking. Even if it’s a sex-related skill, there’s no law that you can’t use it in battle.

What if the opponent is a creature? You can distract yourself with pleasure-type skills. This is a huge advantage After all, most monsters are living things. You can just watch them get into heat and pack up by themselves.

And what about the undead or inanimate things you see from time to time? How do you do it with divine attributes or tricks like now?

And in fact, the technology itself is not that weak. Sex-related skills, like other combat skills, can become powerful enough because they are proportional to specialized stats.

Although during sex, the upper limit of output is automatically adjusted so that there is no damage to the other person, but in other situations, the higher the energy, the stronger the skill.

In the end, I have a feeling that the goddess intended all of this. The system tries to trick me sometimes, but it doesn’t really try to kill me either. It’s the same with looking at the trick to release the heat so far.

But why? If you’re going to let them use tricks, wouldn’t it be better to give them powerful abilities from the start?

Why do you have to go back?

“Mr. Eugene… !”

“Okay. I can see you too.”

Lenny’s cry made me lose my thoughts. The end is in sight.

Soon all the barriers came down,

A naked man appeared.

He’s gray-skinned and bald. There was not a single strand of hair on his body.

“That guy. Get ready.”

“Yes…!”

The bastard got up slowly, looked this way and opened his mouth.

“□□□□ □□ □□ □□□ □□ □□□”

But I couldn’t hear his voice.

Because…