Chapter 23 – Priests and Dungeons and Tickets (2)

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When the rock crumbled, what was inside was…

Gray skin that glows like a corpse’s. Naked, not wearing a single thread. And bald… It was a very heterogeneous existence. Its form is clearly human, but it gave off a non-human atmosphere.

I had concerns before coming here. I will definitely be dealing with people. But when the time comes, will I be able to properly stab myself?

I know with my head. It will definitely be a life-or-death fight, so you have to stab it somehow. But can you really not hesitate?

But when it was revealed in front of my eyes, I knew it. I would feel no emotion killing that one. Because it wasn’t human, it was something else.

The guy was lying in the middle of the magic circle. The black magic wriggling like a tentacle connecting the body and the magic circle. I don’t know magic, but I knew instinctively that it was a special energy.

At that sight, Lenny and I froze for a moment.

“… !” “Hick!”

The guy opened his eyes. Lenny’s muffled voice.

Eventually, he got up slowly and looked at us. Inorganic eyes. I could tell by looking into his eyes.

That he, too, would have no inspiration in killing us.

The guy opened his mouth.

“□□□□ □□ □□ □□□ □□ □□□”

A crackling sound like static from a radio. I can’t hear what you’re saying

But that didn’t matter at all. My nerves, my eyes were elsewhere, and I couldn’t think of anything else.

The place where my eyes were fixed… Between his legs…

A skull was stuck between his legs.

‘I was nailing it to that bastard skull!!!!!!’

A vicious bone!!!!!!!!!!

My body, which had been hardened by the ugly scene that denied my values, loosened up again.

“Lenny!!!”

“Hot!”

Lenny also came to his senses his. I grabbed my sword and ran at him. A black orb floated around the expressionless guy. It flies straight to me tingling feeling through the skin.

Number is three. Did you underestimate it? Or is it lack of mana? Does not matter. The more vigilant he is, the better.

Neutralize his magic with Divine Bomb and [Beginner Throw]!

-Pop! Pop! Pop!

The sword that hit him so close that his pupils could be seen intact,

-Kang!

I blocked it with one hand!

There was a black demonic energy on his arm.

‘The Vibe Holy Sword!’

-Uh

As the holy sword vibrates violently, it wraps the air cutter around the blade.

His grotesque pupils widen in an instant. He pretended to be expressionless, but he must have been surprised.

The guy wrapped his other arm around the devil and blocked the holy sword. Sparks flew between the holy sword and his black arms.

But not enough! If we face off like this, we’ll be eaten!

“Mr. Eugene!”

“Sun!”

-Changgang!

A divine bomb exploding from its head her. It was thrown by Lenny, who returned to his square.

-Pseuseu

It’s not completely undead, so it didn’t explode, but if it can get attention, that’s good enough.

In a conditioned reflex, his head his swivels toward Leni,

Holy light exploded right in front of his eyes. With the maximum output Lenny could use. No matter how weak your divine power is, if you get hit by surprise like this, you can only lose your sight for a moment!

The guy felt embarrassed. I slid sideways, draining the power from the sword, and he staggered forward as the confronting power suddenly vanished.

And in front of me….

Ugly cracked ass!

I activate [Hand of Pleasure] At full output on my feet, and use [Beginner Leg Technique] To kick that guy’s ass!

-Guohoh clothes?!!!!

The expressionless expression of a broken man at last. It’s a confused face Are you surprised? He raised his hands as if to confront us again, but it was clear that his legs were wobbly.

Now the phase is completely on our side.

“Come again!”

I move my body once more without answering. Holy bombs and holy lights explode on his head once again,

Take advantage of the gap in his vision and kick the soccer again !!!

-Kooooong!!!!!

The guy is now on the knees. Is it itchy there? Once more!

-Puck! Puck! Puck!

– Kuot! Kiyot! Kuheu oh oh clothes!!!!!

With repeated “Kicks of pleasure”, The guy lowered his hands and grabbed the skull gourd between his legs.

And then he keeps kicking the guy who tries to move his waist his.

-Queek! Kuek! Queek! Ooh ooh!!!!!

A terrible scream! The moaning sound of the vicious bone-cracking! I’m dying of boredom!!!!!

The guy fell forward. I have an ugly cracked ass…

“Die! Die! Die! Die!”

-Puck! Puck! Puck! Puck!

-Keo oh oh clothes?!!!!!

Finally he stopped trying to get up. As it was, it was convulsing like a flapping fish while lying face down on the ground.

From the skull stuck in his cock, the unpleasant liquid dripped down the eye sockets….

Tears made of semen….The skull was shedding semen tears….

“”…””

Lenny and I were speechless at the shocking sight in front of her.

-Kooooo!!!!!!!!!!

He forgot everything and shook his back.

Does that happen if the crusader’s skill is hit at full output?

Crusader… Scared… Goddess… What have you done to me…

Lenny was gaping at the horrible sight.

I don’t know what you’re doing? Right, Lenny? Ms. Lenny is a naive priest, right?

“Ah…?”

“Don’t look. Can’t see that Jijijijijijiji.”

“Ah….”

He took Lenny’s hand and covered his eyes.

What a disgusting sight.

I aimed the holy sword at him and activated the holy fire.

[ Holy Sword 「Splendor」 ]
[Mode: Two-Handed Sword]
[ Attribute: ▼ ]
[ Holy Fire: Creates a holy fire. Uses the stored divine power. ]
[ Holy Power : 250 / 300 ]

The holy sword was stocked with divine power equal to the amount of semen I sprayed while unsealing it. It’s a similar concept to a battery. If I use up all my holy power, I bet that I will return to the old sword like when I was sealed.

The guy didn’t stop teasing his waist even in the midst of burning. It’s amazing that he doesn’t stop doing it until he gets to that point. If that is also a fortune teller, can it be considered a fortune teller?

The viewer sees Hyeonta coming. In many ways….

“Mr. Eugene? Are you done?”

“No… Wait a little longer….”

An ugly mass of bodies swaying in flames.

It’s literally fire sex, no, fire masturbation…

There seemed to be a slight smile on his slender face.

The last time I lived like a fire….

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“Hearthstone….There it is….”

“… “

Lenny keeps silent for some reason. Not even that. That large magic stone was the skull itself that he was driving.

Even if you say it’s a large magic stone, it’s not actually huge or anything like that. It’s just the size of a fist to a head, but the color is a bit different. The amount of mana you possess or the components are different or something.

Anyway, after processing that large magic stone into a skull shape, this guy puts a dick in it…

Skip it because it’s dirty. Anyway, at first, I thought it was just a skull, but it was gray because it was full of dirt and dust.

As the contaminants burned cleanly in the flame, the true form was revealed.

But… I really… Have to get my hands on that… ?

“… “

“… “

I turned to Lenny, and Lenny averted my eyes.

“Lenny… Purification… Keep that going… Don’t stop…”

“Ah… Over there… “

“Why?”

“A little while ago, Holly Light… I use it strongly… The divine power…”

“… “

“Sorry, sorry….”

“… “

…I reluctantly reached out my hand toward the magic stone.

“Clean”, “Clean”, “Clean”, “Clean”, “Clean”, “Clean”…

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After a little break.

“First of all, what should we do with this magic circle?”

“Oh! Yes!”

When it comes to magic circles, it’s easy to think of them as paintings with bizarre patterns.

That’s only half right. It’s true that it’s a bizarre pattern, but it’s not a picture, but an intaglio engraved on a stone. Should I say petrified? Since it has to last for several years, considering the durability, it is natural to do it this way. Moreover, it is a magic circle that connects the five dungeons. It’s so big and solid.

So getting rid of this was quite a chore. Hitting it with the Warhammer I bought at the general store, hitting it with a pickaxe, and smashing the magic stones stuck here and there…

“Huck, huck.”

“It’s over, I think it’s over… “

“Okay…”

The ominous light flowing softly from the magic circle disappeared. Then, a system message suddenly popped into my eyes.

-Titling!

[ A change in observation takes place. ]
[ The probability of ## drops to ##. ]

What is he saying now? However, the message that followed was enough to ignore the previous one.

[Reward: 1 Golden Ticket]

Did you get a golden ticket?

-Titling!

[ Achievement : First to cause changes in observations. ]
[Reward: 1 Golden Ticket]

Two sheets! Goddess is angry! Thousands of thousands of years!

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Golden ticket.

This is a gacha ticket that can be obtained by meeting certain conditions. The condition can be fulfilled only once, and no one knows where it will emerge.

It could be obtained from large-scale quests such as preventing the destruction of the world in advance, but sometimes it can be obtained by treating the knee wound of a child who fell while passing by.

Since the conditions are so random, it is impossible to go through the labor of farming. Still, there were commonalities. That you can get it if you roughly do good.

Apparently clearing this dungeon was a pretty big event.

Anyway, with this ticket, I was able to get the trait as a gacha. It’s the same as the “Holy Warrior (SS)” And “Damp Puppy Ego (B)” That are stuck in me now.

Of course, there is no law that if you look at something like a shady self, something good will come out. However, these subtle traits are only the development and manifestation of a person’s latent personality.

Looking at what was described in the novel, most of what came out of the gacha was good.

For example, 「Goddess’ Protection (SS)」, Which can increase all stats and gain additional experience points, or 「Distortion Shield (A)」, Which can use the space itself as a barrier.

I’m salivating

“Mr. Eugene?”

Chew.

“Oh, I’m taking a break. I have something to think about.”

“Ah yes.”

Great. Go right!

-Ding-tong tting-tong ppyureung ppushung ppushung ppushung

– Babam!

Shining bright rainbow card! Did you put on a platter?

I immediately opened the card.

“The Holy Warrior’s Performance (SS)”

..Performance, not the power of the Crusader? Are you a Crusader? It’s another drip that isn’t sour. As for the performance… Let’s see…

[ Description : ▼ ]
[ Crusader is immune to all types of gender-related status ailments. ]
[The Crusader can inflict all types of gender-related status ailments. ]

….

Well….

Hmm….

Hmm….

Is it good…?

What is a status ailment in the first place?

[ Tip ]
[Status Abnormalities: All kinds of buffs, debuffs, restraints, such as blessings, blessings, oaths, amplifications, curses, diseases, poisonings, contracts, etc. ]

Having an abnormal condition wasn’t necessarily a bad thing.

Then, this [Crusader’s Performance] Means that you can cancel all effects, whether it’s good or bad.

Doesn’t sound bad.

First of all, it was pretty good that I was immune to curses. For example, if I get cursed with impotence or take poison that impairs my sexual function, I will die. Because if you can’t set up Juji, you can’t release your heat. Literally, if Kochu dies, I die too. But at least if you have it, you won’t die such a terrible death.

It looks pretty good.

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…Nope. Come to think of it, the uses are endless.

That’s right, this is good!

For example, after canceling the buff on Lenny,

‘Oh! Lenny! The buff is out! Why are you doing this? Shouldn’t we go to the inn over there and apply the buff again?’

Are you saying that you can do such despicable and inhumane things?!

“Keuk… “

Cuuuuu….

Ugh. Garbage laughter came out again. Wouldn’t you have seen it?

I closed my expression and looked back at Lenny, and he was muttering something while thinking hard about something.

“… How… To pull it out….Also… “

What are you pulling out?

So now it’s the second ticket.

This time…

-Pushing pahsiung

-Titling!

Bronze or…

Tsk. I would have been satisfied with just gold or silver. I’ll have a look though

-Titling!

「Crusaders respect your preferences (E)」

…Eh?

[ Description: The Crusader will respect multiple tastes. ]

….What is this again?