Chapter 237 – Butler’s Cause and Wizard’s Deception (10)

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Click click. The sound of the knife scraping the plate bothered me, so I looked over and saw Yuri militantly cutting the sausage. He tried to give me attention, but I was speechless when he saw me grinning.

“What’s the matter?”

“…Nope.”

Don’t dismantle the sausage like that with a smile! It feels like a hint of some kind! I’m afraid, I’m afraid!

In manga and other places, licking sausages is sexually suggestive, so why should I be terrified watching sausages being chewed on?! Is it karma of meeting multiple women at once?!

Rebecca, of course, serving sausages!

…Coming to think of it, the original sausage came out all over.

“Eugene. Didn’t you say you were going to the dungeon today? You must eat properly.”

“Oh yeah.”

Rebecca must have been bothered by my chewing on the sausage. But today, this sausage has not been touched. Seeing the mane being dismantled gives me a sense of déjà vu…

“Huh. She said she had to go to the dungeon, so she did that last night.”

Yuri suddenly opened her mouth.

“Huuuuu… If it’s enough that I can’t experiment because I’m excited? How much did you do?”

“No, just what… “

“I can’t help it.”

She conditioned reflexively tried to make an excuse, but Yuri’s words weren’t over yet.

“I can’t help it. What if you’re too excited to even experiment? Maybe I should cut off the excitement a bit? Yeah, when I think about it, I think so. From now on, before doing it with Ariel-san, go with me. That’s fine. Is it not?”

“…”

Where did you hear this? It’s exactly what Rebecca said.

Rebecca must have had similar thoughts, but she stiffened. No, Rebecca wasn’t the only one who froze, Lenny and Ariel were all gaping at this brazen declaration.

Of course, I was stunned too.

“Really? I’m serious?”

“Then, is it real or fake?”

“No, do you want me to leave without doing anything with you? Are you sleeping with me?”

“…”

Yuri pursed her lips. He knows he’s being fooled too. Still, it’s honestly not a bad feeling to have a tickle in my heart to do such a forced thing.

“I don’t know what you’re thinking, but I just did it normally. No, I think I did a little less than what I did for you guys…”

“What?! Was that not enough… ?”

I ignored Ariel’s murmur of astonishment.

“But what did you do? I just said that I was laughing. What do you even say like that?”

Yuri was still pouting her lips. I can’t help it.

“I did the same thing to you. Don’t you remember?”

“… What did you do to me?”

“Why is that, in the ass… “

“…Agh!!!”

Yuri screamed. Okay. If I recalled the fact that I poured pleasure-girl semen into her ass in the morning, I wouldn’t be able to make a sound like that.

“…What…What?”

Lenny, who had been watching her from earlier, began to tremble at her.

“Sir, no way… Yuri? No way?”

“Oh no! I didn’t! What are you talking about!”

“That, right? Wouldn’t you? Is that right?”

“…”

What did not she Whether she’s talking about a topic she wanted to try enough to prepare herself first. She tells shallow lies just to get her out of the moment.

Lenny let out a sigh of relief, but Ariel and Rebecca’s faces turned pale. Ariel seems quite shocked, judging by the muttering of her excretory organs of her. I don’t know why you’re so fussy about that. I want to try it with you guys someday.

As if there was nothing more to say, Yuri poked the sausage in front of her eyes with her reddened face and began to stuff it into her mouth her.

It’s been up and down since morning.

“What did you do with her ass?”

The innocent question of her holy sword remained empty and floated in the air around her.

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[Two! Go buy one now! ]

When the holy sword told me that I was going straight to the guild, he shouted. On the condition that she return the holy sword to her original form, she offered to buy her her two presents, but she is scrambling to buy one now.

[You said there is someone waiting for you right now. Once I’ve been there…]

– Woo woo woo woo!!!!

When I hear the sound of vibration, my eyes focus on it at once. This guy was such a gangster!

….But it’s also true that I neglected the Holy Sword.

[Three on the way! I’ll buy all three at once! Sorry for the people waiting! ]

[ … ]

The Holy Sword stopped humming at those words. I’m glad he’s a simple guy.

…It’s strange that it stopped like a knife too much. Maybe on purpose?

“Eugene, was that just… ?”

“Ah, the holy sword… For a moment… It bothered me.”

When Lenny heard what the holy sword said, he said it with regret.

“Seonggeom-nim must be uncomfortable too. If you become a sword, you won’t be able to talk to other people… Is there any other way?”

“Hmm…”

Exactly. Aside from not being able to use Polymorph, not being able to talk to only me is quite inconvenient.

Come to think of it, I think I saw a message last time saying that the interface is almost activated. Wouldn’t it be possible to alleviate some of this inconvenience if the holy sword had a new function?

When we entered the guild with such thoughts in mind, three fools recognized us from a distance and called us.

“This way, this way!”

Tina wearing armor that looks active, Zinia, a calm sorceress, and Emily showing off all her legs her with a sad face.

It’s not a light outfit like we saw last time, but everyone came dressed up today.

“You came earlier than expected? It looks like it’s going to be quite expensive, but it must be surprisingly sincere.”

Tina chuckled as she approached. I was a little dumbfounded.

“But when did you say you saw it?”

“Ah, with something like that, we’ve been together for a week anyway. And you’re talking nonsense right away.”

“…I’m the type to adapt to the other person, not as reckless as you.”

“I’m sorry. He’s a bit simple…”

“Oh, no. Until you apologize.”

Instead of Tina, Zinnia bowed her head. From the momentary exchange of glances, I could see that the other side also had many difficulties in its own way. The head of the party was Tina, but she seems to be the one who actually coordinates it.

“Then I’ll take it and come.”

After saying that, I was about to inform Daphne of our departure, but Daphne made an unexpected noise.

“Did the witch ask for it?”

“Yes. We don’t know the details… But it seems like you’re trying to give us the compensation you missed last time.”

A reward… A reward. Come to think of it, it seems that I haven’t received anything after solving the unicorn and bicorn issues before. To be honest, I couldn’t even afford to think about it. Because I was distracted from hanging out with the witch. What reward is the witch calling me for?

“What?!”

As soon as they returned and the witch asked to be heard, the trio started to tremble.

“What’s the matter? I’m just going to stop by on my way back from a quest…”

“What, what?!”

“I-I can’t make the witch wait because of us. Yes, that’s right, it’s okay to postpone our quest for a while, yes, I think it was a waste of time and just do it later…”

“?”

Why are you shaking so much?

“Procrastinating the quest is a bit, so let’s stop by on the way.”

If you go through the witch’s mansion, it feels like going back to the first village, but it doesn’t seem that far from the distance.

However, upon hearing that, the three of them vibrated their bodies so much that they wondered if the glass would break if they touched it. I don’t think it was like this the last time I went to the witch’s mansion, but what happened?

“No, no no no, because we are fine! Because it’s okay!”

Tina’s shorts came loose. This guy scares me like a witch.

“This time, I’m just asking you to get the pay you didn’t get last time. Do you think I can listen to you for a second? It’s not that I have something to do, but there won’t be much to say. If you don’t like it, can’t you just wait outside the mansion?”

“Ugh…!”

The three of them didn’t seem to like that either. It’s not just the three of us, we’re not very good at it either.

“So, to be honest, it’s a bit awkward. I don’t even know what the witch is thinking…”

“I-me too… “

“Wouldn’t it be okay if I could hear you for a while? As long as you take what you are entitled to and come out, there won’t be any big problems.”

At least, Ariel spoke in a tone that seemed to be comforting.

“Then let’s do this, we’ll only go halfway, then you guys go to the village first. We’ll stop by the witch and then go.”

“That, yes. I hope so. Okay, okay?”

The three nodded vigorously. It almost feels like I’m having a hiccup.

“I’ll be there as soon as possible, so don’t say you’re leaving first.”

“Choi, as soon as possible! You can do that! You can come and see everything! Ooh, we don’t have to rush! Come relax! I will wait forever!”

“…”

How long are you going to wait He’s saying something like a defeated heroine.

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The fuss of these guys ended only after they were promised by the witch never to mention them. At this point, it’s natural to wonder what happened to the witch. But I never intended to talk about it.

It was embarrassing to continue this atmosphere, so I moved the topic.

“But the distortion of that dungeon.”

“Yes?”

“Well, a lot of things have changed. The terrain, the environment, or the monsters. You guys have been around a lot, so you don’t know.”

“Whoa. Right what.”

The three of them let out a sigh of relief when a story other than the witch came up. It’s kind of scary. They were pretty nice to me, but what the hell did these guys do?

I put aside my curiosity about witches and asked what I had been curious about before.

“There is something I don’t understand. If things change like that, what will happen to the people inside?”

“How are you?”

Not only the three of us blinked, but our kids too. It seems my explanation is a bit lacking.

“Monsters are erratic bastards, so it’s okay even if they disappear. But the terrain and environment change? So when the Distortion happens, can you see the ground where I’m standing rising up and a tree growing next to it?”

I didn’t have a good idea.

“Isn’t it dangerous? If so? What if the ground suddenly goes out?”

“Isn’t that going to happen?”

It was Yuri, not three, who answered my question.

“I know that. It is said that the phenomenon of change only occurs outside the human line of sight.”

“What are you talking about?”

“If I close my eyes, it means that only the place behind me changes. What if you look back while walking down the street when a Distortion happens? Jjam. It’s like there’s a tree growing that I haven’t seen before, or there’s a rock.”

“Hmm…”

Still, there was something I didn’t understand. It is said to be a dungeon, but this place was more like a kind of field with a dimensional door. There were clouds in the sky, and I could see something like a mountain range on the other side.

“It’s a part that can’t be seen, but what about mountains like that? Doesn’t that change?”

“…”

Yuri was not able to answer that question, despite her vigorous efforts to her. This guy, I saw a book or something somewhere and went out for no reason.

“People think they see, but in fact very few see it correctly.”

Ariel murmured.

“How many windows, how many doors, how many seats in the restaurant, how many trees in the garden. You’ve probably seen it many times, but you wouldn’t know if you weren’t aware of it. I can’t even see the mansion I’m living in right now, how much more can I properly perceive the environment of the dungeon that I haven’t been in for a while.”

“Hmm…”

“Such a gigantic environment…Even a mountain range. I don’t know if there are people who only have the purpose of remembering that shape accurately, but for most of them, it’s just an unconscious background. And when the Distortion occurs, the unconscious background tends to change easily.”

You may know, or you may not know.

Suddenly, I remembered seeing a certain video.

Show a video of two people playing cards and ask them to remember which hand each has. And the last thing to ask is whether the background, such as the color of the two people’s clothes or the color of the curtain, has changed.

Most people answer that they don’t know or that it hasn’t changed, but if you watch the video from the beginning again, the background of the card game hiss changes.

If you don’t look at it consciously, you don’t even know what’s changing.

It’s hard. Difficult.

But only when it doesn’t reach people’s eyes, it changes in an instant. It’s not a ghost or a freak phenomenon, what is it?

Well, there is magic and there are gods, but there is no law against it.

“That’s why the road to the first village doesn’t change much even if a twist occurs.”

Zinnia calmly listened.

“It’s a road that people keep in their eyes as they come and go a lot. Of course, things change beyond that village, but…”

“Okay.”

“That’s why stabilizing areas are important. I’ve heard that my clan tried to forcefully monitor certain areas and create a forcibly stabilized area, but it failed. They say that people’s concentration is not that reliable.”

That’s right. It kind of reminds me of border work. It’s also a boundary duty where you have to be conscious of the entire background and look at it one by one. You must be tired.

“Ah. At this point, we will go to the village first.”

After talking so leisurely, it was time to head to the witch’s mansion.