Chapter 243 – The Witch’s Wicked Menace (6)

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“It looks like he left first without us?”

“… That’s right.”

So, in the end, I made a semen bomb one or two more times and came back.

No matter how trivial it is, zombies are so swarming, but their personality is so impatient. Is the race of adventurers originally like this?

“I’m sorry, it’s just because of me…”

Lenny looked like he wanted to go into a mouse hole.

“It’s okay. It’s not Lenny’s fault. Since we disappeared without saying a word, they probably didn’t know that we had gone back.”

“Yes…”

Lenny muttered in her rat-tailed voice.

“I think I can catch up now, what should I do?”

“If I can go, I will go with you. Lenny, give me a haste.”

“Ah yes!”

Thanks to Lenny’s endless Haste and Cure, we were able to quickly catch up to the back of the upper ranks.

“I thought you had to leave it because you couldn’t see it, but you came back right away. Did you come to see something?”

“Haha, just what… “

I roughly glossed over at the mischievous question, but the redhead had a good eye for people.

“Are you okay?”

“Yes?”

“I’m saying this because I don’t look good for some reason. My face seems to be a bit puffy. If you ever get a stomachache, I wonder if it would be better to just get into the wagon.”

“…It’s not a big deal.”

Right. If your energy is low, your face will look dull. And Lenny’s face is shining.

…Does my semen have a skin-beautifying effect?

“Stop!”

While I was thinking such useless thoughts, I came to a distance where only a few hundred meters were left with a group of zombies.

Even if you pretend to be a zombie, there are hundreds of them. There are no more than thirty people in this group including us.

“Great. We will be in the front, so please come in the rear.”

After saying that, the redhead formed a V-shaped wedge and started running.

“There is no tension to be found.”

“Well, we can do it our way. You all know what to do, right?”

I was in the front, Lenny and Ariel were in the middle, and Yuri was in the rear.

If a dangerous situation seems to come, throw Ariel’s bomb and hide under Lenny’s protection.

Everyone nodded at my words.

We cautiously headed for the zombie horde as it was.

…

The zombie horde itself was no big deal. Every time the holy sword is swung, the neck is tingling one by one. Occasionally, those who approached from an unexpected position were burned by the Holy Sword by randomly shooting holy flames, or arrows of glass flew at them.

But there was a problem.

– Oiled reds! Vote for Patriot nostrils!

-Babe! He was the only one who slept with me that night! Are you going to abandon our child like that?! My baby, what to do with my baby in my stomach!

– Oh! Mamma Joe! Hope!

“…”

The problem with zombies was not physical attacks, but mental attacks.

Damn, don’t we drip our kid with a forearm between the crotch, not a metaphor, but a forearm with a hand, isn’t a pig zombie that looks 200kg taller like this! It’s so awful!

“I didn’t know that zombies could even talk.”

“It’s not strange no matter what happens in the dungeon.”

Ariel didn’t care about my grumbling and she fired a fist-sized fireball.

It’s not strange no matter what happens. It’s a really simple setup!

“Eight!”

Lenny was throwing the semen bottle with unstoppable momentum. She worked hard, as if she was going to cover up the experience she was sold on by catching zombies.

-That’s it!!!

– It smells fishy! You said I don’t eat fish! Mama Ang!

Pop, pop, pop.

Every time a bottle breaks, a zombie or two spawn. It melted as if it were an acidic solution. It worked even better if they were grouped together.

“Wow, the effect is really good. Isn’t it impossible to get close just by spraying it?”

Yuri also lowered her bow and joined in throwing the semen bottle. After clearing a path by throwing bottles like that for a while, he suddenly starts giggling and laughing.

“It’s really no joke. If you use this on a ghost, won’t it give you a ghost pregnancy? Then it will be very funny. That’s right, later, when a group of ghosts come around, take off your pants and go , pu-huh, pu-huh.”

It seems like he had just imagined it again, so he started laughing while holding his stomach.

Yes you will be funny I’m not having fun at all! Not only is it not fun, but the very concept of throwing semen is kind of offensive!

But why are you croaking like this? And what? Take off your pants and go packing?

I said to Yuri.

“Yuri, as you know, the amount I can pull out at once is fixed. As you said, there’s no way you’re going to shoot with your pants off.”

“Pu-up, pu-huh…That, so?”

“That’s why it’s usually necessary to pick them up in advance. But I don’t know, semen spoils quickly. If so, where should I store it?”

“What? What are you talking about…”

I stared at Yuri’s belly.

“…!!!”

Yuri’s eyes were stained with astonishment. Having a good eye is rather poisonous at times like this.

“Crazy, crazy! I’m really not crazy, I’m crazy!!! God, no way! Eh, what a human body! It’s crazy?!”

“What are you talking about? Did I not say anything?”

“!!!”

“Tell me, Miss Yuri. What were you thinking that made you think I was so crazy? What kind of crazy thoughts did you have… Kek!”

I was flirting and ended up being beaten. It’s like a bad guy, so the next batch is confirmed!

After being beaten, he was calmly cutting the zombie’s head, when the door of the village barrier opened and adventurers started pouring out.

After that, it was a breeze. Zombies that could only use mental attacks were literally swept away.

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“Oh, uh, here it is. Here!”

As I was wiping off the bodily fluids from the zombies in a corner, a trio approached. It seems that these guys also participated in the interception or something, and there were bodily fluids all over their bodies.

“Eh, did you have a good conversation with the witch? Yo. This? Didn’t we talk?”

The first thing to ask is about witches. It’s a pretty scary look.

As soon as I heard the answer I wanted, the trio finally smiled with relief.

“What the hell did the witch do?”

“…Well, by the way, I saw them fighting here too. It seemed like the zombies couldn’t even approach and melted away.”

Yuri’s question was ignored by a really blatant change of topic.

“Hmm. If I saw you there, I might be able to help you a little earlier.”

Yuri must have been sarcastically that her question was ignored, and she was a bit prickly. Tina seemed to be about to cry too, but Zinnia stepped in.

“Sorry. But we couldn’t help it either. I wonder if it’s a management bureau or something, and there’s some kind of command problem with the guild…”

“Ah, that, yes.”

Guy Yuri, when he comes to the author’s portrait of her, he tries to scream while losing her pulse. Zinnia glanced at me.

“Anyway, this is it. We have our own accommodation. I have to leave in the morning tomorrow, so if I don’t have anything special to do, I think it’s better to go early.”

“I see.”

So we followed the trio.

…

“Jjam, how are you? Is this pretty good enough? I think it’s better than most inns outside dungeons.”

Tina looked at me smugly.

They said it was a large clan, but the lodging was certainly quite good. Just looking at what these guys are doing is absurd. After all, do you think you have to go into a large company first?

Yuri had a sad expression.

“Just what… Do you have a private bathtub here?”

“Oh, no, even the bathtub.”

“Huh…”

Sparks fly between the two. I quickly interjected.

“Well, I’m tired today, so let’s break it here for now and see you tomorrow morning. Don’t worry, we’ll just have dinner by ourselves.”

“Yes, yes.”

Zinnia nodded her head and took the other two away. After all, it’s good that there’s one leader each. It’s such a nerve war before it even starts!

“I don’t like it. You keep messing around.”

“… Fucked?”

“Huh…”

Are you saying there was some kind of underwater battle that I don’t know about?! I’m afraid, I’m afraid!

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Anyway, it’s time to have dinner, get assigned to our own rooms, and go to sleep.

I was waiting for Lenny, but for some reason I was late.

Weird, weird There’s no way Lenny forgot it was his turn. Normally, it wouldn’t be strange if they barged in right after dinner. I even took Ariel’s handjob earlier.

-Smart.

“I-it’s me.”

I was wandering around the room wondering if I should go look for it, but I finally heard a knock.

When she opened her door, Lennie had her head bowed and her arms crossed. Rather than her arms her folded, the form embraced her breasts as if embarrassed.

Well. Seeing them so embarrassed reminds me of the old days when the two of us went out together. Back then, I was very cautious about even touching one hand.

“Yu-Mr. Yujin… “

Lenny’s voice was trembling. Did Lenny also remember that time? She is unable to make eye contact with me. She reminds me of the fresh old days. She sometimes feels like she wants to go back then.

“Yu, Yujin. Oh, if you don’t mind, I’m thinking of switching orders with Yuri or Ah, Ariel today…”

“What?!”

Really shocking words came out of Lenny’s mouth. Is it Lenny? Order? You change?! Why? Why?!

Is that Lenny?! Even during the day, Lenny ran into my Juji! How can you say this?

“Lenny, Lenny. What are you talking about? Don’t you… Don’t want to?”

“Oh, no, that’s not like that, over there…”

Lenny was not lowering her chest, which covered her arms her, even as she scrambled.

“What’s the matter? Are you sick?”

“No, it’s not painful, hey, ugh…”

Lenny’s chest…

And her breasts were sticking out unnaturally. Could it be that she got hurt or something while I couldn’t see?

“Leni, get her breasts her… What’s wrong?!”

“Oh, no! Do not!”

“Show me first, you need to know what the hell is going on…”

“Ugh?!”

Took.

A towel flowed down the robe.

That’s right, the shape was strangely pouty, but there was a towel tucked inside. But why the towel…

Are the towels wet?

“Ah… Ah…”

Looking at Lenny, wanting something from her, Lenny’s whole body was turning red.

And at the same time, the chest of the robe gradually got wet.

Why are her breasts getting wet…?

“…?!”

Milk out?!

“Hmm… Hueeng…”

Lenny started whining.