Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 250

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 250 – Dungeons and Joint Quests (2)

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There is a concept called sexual selection.

The theory is that males take possession of females in two ways: one is to eliminate competitors, and the other is to dramatically develop some sort of common attraction point in the female.

Elimination of competitors is easy to understand because it happens frequently in the wild, but the problem is the development of attractive points.

A typical example is the huge, useless antlers of an elk, or the tusks that grow through the jaws of a babirusa boar.

Elk are often killed by being caught in trees because of their huge horns, or by getting their horns entangled in fights with each other. But this one is a nobleman.

The boar’s tusks grow curved through her chin and nose, eventually stabbing her own skull.

It is a creature designed to commit suicide at the genetic level.

The problem is that it becomes another attractive point for female wild boars.

Those animals whose stats are only in the part that appeals to females, but whose stats actually put their lives on hold. These guys have their own genes.

As a person… I don’t know what to say.

A Juji with legs that make everyday life impossible? Juji enough to wrap around your waist like a snake?

It’s terrible. No matter what country, that’s a specification.

A life that is genetically dependent on females! What is his breeding?

Anyway, that saber tiger or Ryan had teeth that looked no different from that stupid babirusa wild boar.

The subject with such stupid teeth overtakes the females and eats the food first.

Except for the stupid design of the molars, the behavior is not much different from that of a pack of lions.

Tina smacked her lips.

“It’s a shame. That guy also makes quite a bit of money, but I don’t think we can catch him alone.”

“Does it make money?”

“Okay. The saber tiger is, so…”

Tina stopped talking suddenly. She looks a bit embarrassed to speak. Did she have these high-level feelings for this guy?

“What?”

She looked back at Yuri, but it was equally disappointing.

“…”

Making a fuss. If you don’t know, she’ll come out from the beginning or not! What kind of shameless behavior reminds me of some kind of people who only read namu wiki and pretend to know!

“Ah, it started.”

“What did you start with… Ah.”

I tensed my whole body. The atmosphere of the guys was unusual. He grew lowly as if he was very angry, and his hair all over his body he stood on end…

“Why are you here? Are they fighting among themselves?”

“…You’ll know if you look a little more.”

The atmosphere of the lionesses was unforgiving. Growling amongst themselves, biting the scruff of the neck and giving lion punches.

After all, watching a fight between people and animals is fun.

The lionesses didn’t know what was decided, all the others scattered, and only the one that looked the most energetic went to the male and started to burn the body.

Then,

– Queng.

“Oh shit.”

What a live mating show! I didn’t know that I would come to another world and see the animal kingdom!

“…”

I didn’t really think about it. Just kinda funny It feels similar to when I see dogs on the street shaking their waists in heat.

-Gulp.

But why are these guys like this? Are you excited about animals grafting too?!

“…”

No, Sibeol, our kids have a strange atmosphere too!

Sval, yes you were right, men don’t get excited unless it’s a video with a woman, but a woman gets excited about a video of a man x man woman x woman, even an animal x animal!

Although it is incomprehensible to me. To actually experience it. Our kids are more shocking than the mating show right in front of us.

By the way…

-Kooooong!

“…How long have they been doing that?”

When the female Giessen left the male as if satisfied, another female approached and rubbed her body. And again and again with him and again and again and again and again with another one! Then you eat and do it again… It’s never ending!

“Uh, well, that’s why he can survive with those stupid teeth.”

“Is that it?”

“Why do you know, continue with the females… “

…I see why you stopped talking.

King of energy.

I feel like something is bothering me. It’s not that I feel bad watching that mating show, I feel bad that it hints at something!

“!”

A vague concept took on a clear shape.

That’s really a pillar book!

The life of Pillar Seobang seen through a third person’s eyes is really unsightly…

“Hmm. Anyway, that’s why certain organs of that creature tend to have a considerable price.”

Zinnia cleared her throat and explained.

A specific organ of an animal with high energy… Yes… That sounds like money…

So, this is like a joke in another world. If it’s good for stamina, it’s the same wherever you eat it.

Zinnia frowned and said.

“But this is difficult. Those guys are sensitive to the area, so it’s hard to just pass by. But it’s too much for us to hunt by ourselves, and it’s going to take a while to go back…”

– Quong!

“…Anyway, that guy really doesn’t seem to get tired. Can you keep doing that?”

“What is it, are you worried that it’s the same guy?”

“…”

I was dumbfounded, so I glared at him, and Tina grinned. The same man, why are you treating me as the same as those pillar westerners…!

…I think I’m overreacting.

Tina continued her explanation.

“Those guys are quite cold-hearted, and they say that males who have lost their stamina are mercilessly abandoned. Isn’t that what animals are after all?”

“The male is abandoned?”

“Okay. And they seem to be leaving in search of a new male.”

“…”

I somehow felt a strange sympathy for that moaning male. The old king of beasts, dying lonely after being abandoned by females in his later years…

“…Hold on guys.”

“Yes?”

“Wait a minute, let’s talk among ourselves.”

Tina Patti furrowed her brow a bit as if she didn’t like her, but she couldn’t help it. She ‘ll be using her skills from her now on, but you can’t show them openly.

However, doing something separately every time is quite annoying. From now on, we’ll have to go alone.

“What are you doing?”

I lowered my voice at Lenny’s question.

“Okay, you know… “

“Ah.”

Yuri clapped his hands and hit the ball.

“It’s my turn.”

“Yes?”

“Now I know what to say. Also, are you saying you need semen? But since you did it last time, I will do it this time.”

“Yeep.”

Lenny was sunk before he could say anything. The second battle over my juji ended with Yuri’s declaration victory before it even started!

“Okay, I’ve looked at the place, so follow me.”

Yuri was burning an unknown will! Is this guy really excited to see that mating show?! If you look closely, your face his is slightly blushed, and your breathing sounds a little strange!

But unfortunately now is not the time.

“No, I thought something like this would happen, so I actually saved it a little…”

“What?!”

Before coming out in the morning, I put some of the things I pulled out yesterday into a test tube.

Of course, being chosen by my kids is a really good thing and it’s something I always want to do, but there’s a time and a place.

“You don’t know what will happen in the dungeon, but there’s no way it’s possible to pull it out from a proud place every time you need it. And there’s another party, so if you’re away, they’ll think it’s weird again. That’s why I prepared it in advance… It’s…”

“Chit.”

Yuri noticed that I didn’t like my words very much. Did this guy want to do that?! But it’s kind of ridiculous to say that we’ll do it again now. It doesn’t look good and it’s dangerous.

“Okay, so what are we going to do from now on… “

I started to explain

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“Will this really work?”

“It’s better than doing nothing and going home.”

I pile up the fetuses of the orcs in a place where they can notice them. And sprayed white liquid on it. I don’t even need to explain what it is.

The operation was simple. What if you feed this poisonous prey to that male lion and use [Sage Time] When he mates? In that case, the male’s incompetence, or rather, his impotence, will cause the females to leave in search of a new male, and we either have to hunt the male or avoid him.

Of course, I didn’t say it was my semen at Tina’s party. Ariel claimed it was made in the Magic Tower. At times like these, Ariel’s status as her as an alchemist was quite useful.

“But… An aphrodisiac? Why are you carrying something like that?”

“…”

At Emily’s question, Ariel gave an unpleasant face as if she had chewed something. Well, I’d feel weird if I were asked why I was carrying stamina pills.

“Look at that. I started over.”

We focused our attention on Yuri’s words to her.

A mating show of lions that is always funny. But if there is something added.

“Is it going right? Are you continuing?”

“It’s becoming clear”

“Sage Time”!

Every time the lion swings his waist once, he bets wise time on him with semen as a medium!

– Queong?

The male lion tilted his head. Of course it won’t work! Forced sage time is really good! Juji shrank right away!

– What?

The male lion patted the female’s buttocks, but the female’s expression her was getting worse and worse. An angry expression that everyone could tell. It grimaces, full of wrinkles, and grunts with its teeth bared.

Shivl, I think I would have been so fucking scared if I was in front of you. The male doesn’t even notice, and the piston keeps missing…

-Keuuuong!

“Her.”

Sibal, slapped in the face, the female slapped the male in the face!

“… Seems to be working.”

A male lion slapped on the cheek! Truly Wild Nature!

The female Giessen No. 1 left somewhere in disgust, and immediately another female came and rubbed her head against the male.

What from then on It’s repetition

-Fuck!

-Keuuuong!

More than 10 females took turns attacking each other, but could a male caught in sage time be able to satisfy them?

“Wow.” “Well.” “Boo, sorry… “

The kids let out strange exclamations, but I couldn’t open my mouth at the terrible sight unfolding before my eyes.

The females grabbed the limbs and started biting them, as if they were going to discriminate against the males! I didn’t know that I would end up like that because I had no energy!

I can’t stop saying that watching a fight is the most fun. It’s not fun at all, that can’t be my future!!!

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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