Chapter 271 – Interview (1)

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When the holy sword guy clicked on you, I felt something fall out and my vision went black.

The place where I opened my eyes was a pure white space. And she was typing on several monitors, a woman who looked exhausted from continuous overtime work.

A feeling that can be mistaken for returning to the modern age, which is completely different from the medieval atmosphere of the past.

But as soon as she turned around, she knew: Her clothes were plain, but this woman was the one who called me here. She is a writer goddess

“Ah. We finally met.”

The writer goddess snapped her fingers with a tired smile.

-False, fall.

“Quaaaaa!!!!!”

….

“Huh, huh.”

“Ah, I’m sorry, but I couldn’t stand it when I saw your face… “

“You damn woman…”

– Fall out.

“Kyaaaaa!!!!!”

…

“Whoa, whoa, this, this shit.”

I tried to spit out a curse, but I managed to keep my mouth shut. The first was intentional support, but the second is a macro feel. If I swear once more here, I cannot guarantee my safety.

I just sat down and looked up at the goddess.

“Whoa, whoa… Sah, why don’t you stop reading people’s minds? Please respect my privacy.”

At my protest, the goddess replied with a smile.

“It’s not something I can read specifically. Like you said, it’s an invasion of privacy. It is just a brief report on what category of thinking it is. And in the first place, I don’t have the time or reason to read what you’re thinking one by one.”

I frowned.

“But every time I think about the Goddess, I tackle each one… “

“Ah, that.”

The goddess reclined her body deeply in the ergonomic, modern-looking chair, stretching her arms and legs. Then she sits down on the chair and looks down at me.

…Black panties visible through the stockings that came out. The behavior of the author of the goddess is so disproportionate.

“…”

I looked at the goddess, but there was no sign of a spark. Fortunately, the one I just shot doesn’t seem to get caught in the macro.

The goddess spoke in a tone that seemed to stretch from her fatigue.

“Ugh. After being summoned, I read a little in the beginning. Yes. It’s understandable that most of your thoughts are unnecessarily skewed toward the erotic. But it’s a bottomless curse. I got tired of that endless arrogant attitude, so I just put together some macros to discipline him.”

Said! This man… I said it was a macro anyway!

The sense of incongruity creeps up again. Is this really a medieval fantasy?

Before I could say anything, the goddess glared at me and opened her mouth.

“Aren’t you in a position to thank me in the first place? It’s because of me that you were able to come here and do so recklessly dirty things, right?”

“…”

There’s nothing to say about that. Like Lenny said, she was able to meet the children thanks to the goddess, in fact, the goddess is my benefactor? Messiah? I can’t put it into words exactly, but it’s such an existence anyway.

“Uh, um. That’s right. I am grateful for that… “

“No, and I prepared a roulette for you in the first place, so why do you only use it once or twice and don’t draw anymore?”

“…”

The goddess hung up without even listening to my thanks.

No, it’s just that I don’t have time to talk and I’m busy talking to myself.

Usually, in this case, isn’t the summoned person meeting the holy goddess wrapped in light and asking questions about this and that?

The reason for being summoned, the mission of the summoner, the secrets of this world, and, well, if everything is resolved, the wish will be granted or whatever. Isn’t that kind of cliche, no common sense before cliché?

But the goddess didn’t need that, and she had the attitude to listen to her story first.

Yes, as expected, writers are all selfish, getting drunk on their own stories and ignoring others and acting as they please…

– Pajik!

“Keep!”

“… Did you have another bad idea?”

“No, no. I will listen.”

The goddess glared at me without saying a word, then started talking again.

“Anyway, so why aren’t you using it?”

“What do you mean by that… “

“I mean the ticket, the ticket. Why don’t you use the ticket?”

“A ticket?”

“Gold. Gold. Ticket. You can use a golden ticket to play roulette!”

A ticket with that cheesy name. No matter how much I thought about it, it seemed like a trap, so I just kept it. The goddess continued to complain, as if not using it seemed displeased.

“I used a trick to get it somehow and scattered the tickets, but I didn’t spin the roulette wheel and tried to make a strange skill. Do you know how much trouble I had to arrange?”

Oh This is honestly embarrassing. Naturally, protest erupted from my mouth.

“No, Goddess. To be honest, if you spin that roulette, won’t a strange trap skill come out? Don’t they tell you to feed the semen on a monster and make it your familiar, and what? Do you respect the various achievements?”

“…”

Yeah, nothing to say bitch?

“Once you get it, whenever you meet strange guys, your dick will be… Hmmm! Anyway, isn’t it natural to be wary after going through something like that? And to be honest, I think the one I made is more useful… “

“So, was that roulette so useless?”

The goddess cut me off. Hell, the relationship between the superior and the subordinate is clear, so I can’t resist even if I face such an unreasonable treatment.

But if it wasn’t that useful…It wasn’t.

“…No. Rather well written.”

The goddess laughed.

“Yes? It is an object that has been carefully arranged by observing your actions, your progress, and your way of thinking. It can only be useful.”

“Wasn’t the golden ticket random?”

“Do you believe that? Where is the complete randomness in gacha?”

“…That’s a complete probability manipulation, ghast!”

As the goddess sparked with her fingertips, I had no choice but to shut her mouth her. He even let out an unsightly scream when he didn’t even get hit! It’s being trained like Pavlov’s dog!

The goddess made me shut up with a spark and then spoke.

“It’s a probability manipulation. Don’t let me say things like that carelessly. Because this is all for you.”

“…”

It sounds very dangerous. However, since you are a divine being with a worldview, no one will ask for a meeting even if you say something like this.

The goddess made me shut my mouth like that and glanced at the monitor.

“Like. I’m sorry, but the security on this channel isn’t that good, so I can’t talk leisurely. Right now… No, run the gacha first.”

“Yes? Security is not good…”

“If you had handled things more quickly, we could have talked at length on other channels. But not now. Let’s start with the gacha first. Right now! Now!”

“…”

The goddess was somehow impatient.

“But my ticket is my ticket, huh?!”

“Eight.”

The goddess naturally invaded my UI, just like the holy sword guy did. It flies. Fly away My ticket flew into thin air!

– Boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
– Babam!

…I got a gold card. But I’m afraid. I’m afraid! Because there’s no way this is going to be good. I’ve already been through that several times!

“Yap.”

“…”

The goddess flipped the card on its own before I could even reach for it. Yes, it is very arbitrary. I’m just a buff shuttle!

However, the overturned card naturally caught my eye. On the one hand, I couldn’t contain my curiosity. How many gachas are there?

-Titling!

[ Genitals Gates (S) ]
[ Description : ▼ ]
[ You can use space gates. Scope and target are limited to the genitals. ]

“…What is this?”

“…Hmm. Hmmm. Well, I arranged it, but it’s not something that can be completely fixed… Randomness in its own way…”

The goddess averted her eyes. Up until now, you’ve been pouring words out of your pierced mouth, and you can’t even answer such a simple question? No, it’s not that I can’t answer. You’re twisting her body as if you’re embarrassed or ashamed. Is this really a divine being?

“No, hey Goddess. What is this? Please give me an answer.”

“…What you think is right.”

“What am I thinking?!”

“Think carefully”.

“…”

It’s been a very funny year.

What did I do wrong Don’t you know that too? I didn’t know that he would use a terrible speech method that turns a question into a question!

Apparently, it would be difficult to hear an explanation from the goddess, so I read the explanation once more.

[ You can use space gates. Scope and target are limited to the genitals. ]

…So. Is this it? A warp gate of some sort? But is it limited to the genitals? What does that mean… That you can only go back and forth between Juji and Byuji? So that, what is that…Distance sex? Can you do?

I tried activating the skill as a test. Great. First of all, the test subject is that stupid guy right in front of you…

“Test later. Aren’t you curious about me?”

“…”

Really, it hangs up at the right timing that I can’t say anything about. Didn’t you notice that you were trying to use a skill on yourself? You said earlier that you didn’t read your mind and ran macros?

“I can’t tell you much right now. I cannot answer all of them. Ask what you think is important.”

However, unlike before, the goddess had a serious attitude. Keeping a glance at the monitor feels like checking the time, or like working.

It’s a question.

I asked the most suspicious first.

“…Is this world a virtual world? So, am I playing some kind of game or something?”

At my question, the goddess gave a meaningful smile.