Chapter 280 – Black Flame Dragon and Illusion (1)

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Slightly shorter than glass. As if wearing dark armor all over his body his wasn’t enough, he even covered his face with a helmet. And he carries a greatsword the size of his height his on his back his.

The first time he met him… He doesn’t remember very well. Maybe it was in the guild, or maybe it was inside the guild, it seems like he got into a fight somewhere.

It’s not because my memory is bad! He wasn’t related to my kids, nor was he related to me, so he just didn’t have to remember.

But the first meeting is the first meeting, and he left a strong impression on me.

When I came to the dungeon alone to receive a witch’s request.

It cowardly sneaked up on him, waited until I fell into the goblin’s trap, and then he attacked me!

….There seems to be a little distortion in my memory, but it’s not that important anyway.

Anyway, after he attacked me like that, he said something very strange. He said he was the successor of the Black Flame Dragon or something. Then, after saying bullshit about me saying that I have strange karma and that I smell it, he jumped at me without hesitation.

I didn’t even have a weapon back then! The holy sword said he didn’t want to leave the house, so I brought a suitable sword from the mansion, but it couldn’t stand my skill and broke.

I fought the goblins without weapons like that! It ran over me like that! Like a cowardly stalker.

That’s why I hung up my winning strategy, “Pleasure,” And took advantage of the embarrassment and accused him of being a rapist, then started running away.

And until today, I completely forgot that a guy like that even existed, but to meet him again here.

“Is that why you didn’t even let me eat and ran out?”

“…Right.”

It is best to avoid encountering a mentally ill person who will attack you with a knife. When I go back to the guild, I have to ask them to do something, but I can’t.

That’s how we ran out of the inn while he fell on his stomach and wriggled.

Yuri had a slightly dissatisfied expression. Because I ran out of there in a hurry to avoid him, so I came out without even taking a bite. In particular, he must be very hungry right now because he won’t eat anything to prepare for anal since yesterday.

[Purchased Item: Chocolate Bar]

“Five!”

Hey, look at that open mouth. If it had a tail, it would wag wildly. Just like a simple guy.

“Yu-Mr. Yujin… “

Didn’t you forget?

“Ruler. You too.”

“Hoo. This is something new…”

As I gave each of them a hand, Ariel looked around curiously. Lenny put on a happy expression, then she hardened her face again.

“Why? Is it because it’s not mint chocolate? Wait a minute.”

Because Lenny’s taste is mint chocolate. But did she have sneakers with mint in them?

“Oh, no, Mr. Yujin. Not that.”

“Yes?”

Lenny said in a worried voice.

“Um, will he be okay? He said that he came with a skill. That, to the extent that my legs loosen up and I lose my mind… How the hell, how strong…”

Why are you blushing at her instead of talking? And why is the body her twisting all over?!

I don’t know why this priest is making every gesture so lewd. The fact that he intended and didn’t do it is also a big deal.

Yuri said as she stuffed her choco bar into her mouth her.

“Right. Whoa, aren’t you using skills too carelessly? If you’re using it on monsters, yum, I don’t know. What if that person forgets his skill and comes back again?”

“… Stop the terrifying noises. And if you’re going to say something, swallow everything in your mouth before you speak…”

You can’t forget the taste of my skill and come back to me?

Oh My God.

Come to think of it, it’s not like there isn’t a history at all. A long time ago, a male adventurer who was defeated by me with a skill came to visit me. I want to feel that feeling again. Back then, I was really worried about my butt. In the end, I gave him some Viagra and it was over. He was the guy who was wondering what the name was… Or Will.

Come to think of it, my butt chastity has been threatened quite a few times. The owner of the inn when he first landed in another world, that Will or something, and his lover his who is peacefully chewing a chocolate bar next to him.

Actually, he had an anus pierced by me until this morning. Did he subconsciously express what he wanted to be? Or indirectly?

Yuri glanced at me slightly as he mumbled his mouth. Ugh, did you hear what I was thinking?!

“…Suspicious. If it sticks, maybe it will. No, that’s right, I definitely will.”

It wasn’t. Yuri is smart, but not his mind reader his. But what about this guy…? If that black armor clings to me, I’ll give you a butt?!

“What? Why me?! It’s crazy?!”

“But you’re weak against women.”

This guy what the hell. But the atmosphere was strange. Lenny was also nodding her head with a slightly sullen expression. Ariel feels like she’s acting out of place for some reason.

I can’t. I need to be smart about this opportunity.

“Hmm. Hmm. Guys. She’s not good at everything because she’s a woman. I admit that I am weak against you guys. But that’s just because I want to do it anyway. If I had a personality that only wanted women, I would have used my buff abilities a little more aggressively. But isn’t it?”

“Mr. Eugene… “

Lenny’s eyes were twinkling, but Yuri was apathetic.

“Really? Even if she hangs on while she cries?”

“Is she that woman?”

“?”

“?”

It feels like something is out of focus in the conversation. Something was twisted, but she doesn’t know where it got twisted.

Yuri blinked her eyes quickly. Are you sending Morse code? But that doesn’t mean I can’t read your mind.

Yuri blinked her eyes a few times and sighed.

“That black thing. Is it a girl.”

Is that guy? No way. Is it a woman who carries such a huge sword and wears such heavy-looking armor?

Having said that, Yuri asked back as if it were absurd.

“Why can’t a woman do that?”

“…”

Right. This is a fantasy world. It couldn’t be said that the stats and appearance matched exactly, and it was enough to apply a lightweight enchantment on a great sword or armor.

“And didn’t you hear the voice?”

“…”

The last thing I heard was a high-pitched scream, like a parasitic brother.

“Ah, please. Otokonoko or something, the transformer period hasn’t arrived yet or something like that. That’s right, it definitely will. That’s why she says she’s a black flame dragon and she sounds like two bottles…”

“Stop there!”

“Look at that. Wherever you look, that’s a female voice…What?!”

I turned around and there was a guy. It seems to be very out of breath as it moves up and down.

Damn. I heard that even a tiger will appear when I speak. The black armor grabbed us from behind. It seems like it’s been a while since I came out of town. How can you do it so quickly?! And with a greatsword the size of his own body on his back his?

What kind of ridiculous physics is this? Did I touch you wrong?

“Uh, um. Hey. Let’s put it in our words…”

“Ah, finally we met again. Whoa, whoa…What is your true identity!”

Hey, look at what I’m saying again.

“Suddenly, what does that mean… “

He cut me off and started talking to himself.

“At first he just thought the smell was peculiar. But since I crossed swords with you, something went wrong with me. Then…From then on, my heart pounded and the heat rose in my head and stomach…!”

I didn’t have a knife when I was with you! It was broken! It’s crazy! However, if a middle-aged mentally ill person is physically good, it is not possible to stimulate them recklessly. I said while carefully examining his eyes his.

“I don’t know what you are talking about.”

“No, you definitely know. And the same as before. As soon as I see you, my legs loosen up again…!”

This sval. My legs would be loose and my dick would be erect! Damn! Usually when I see a guy and get an erection, I’m in shock and try not to run into him again, but this guy rather jumps at me.

“…!!!”

My God, could I have awakened a gay man?!

I was in great shock, but the armor started shouting again.

“What the hell is this stuffy feeling! Look, seeing you even now, my heart… My heart feels like it’s about to burst!”

The reason my heart is about to burst must be because you ran all the way here, you wretch!

It’s a big deal. He’s a psychopath, but he’s even mad! No, are you crazy enough to look like a psychopath?! Did he become a psychopath because he was mad?!

Yuri pulled me, who was in complete confusion.

“How can I use my skill carelessly like that! So things like that are twisted!”

“No, damn it! Usually, if you do this, it won’t stick anymore! A man can only do that! As long as he doesn’t admit he’s a homo, he’s bound to be!”

“Don’t ignore me!”

“Wait, wait, wait,”

I stopped him before he could raise his sword.

“Hmm. I’m sorry, but I have no interest in doing things with men. Like swords against each other, or something else.”

“Right.”

The guy gently raised his greatsword.

No, what crazy!

“Hey! Aren’t you?”

“Why?”

He asked back as if he really didn’t understand. Okay. Let’s pretend this guy is crazy enough to look like a psychopath.

I said to him as if I were teaching addition and subtraction.

“Yes, because you are a man. And I’m not into men, so I can’t accept your heart. I’m sorry, but go back.”

“… !”

The guy stiffened his whole body, and after a while he said dumbfounded.

“I am not a man.”

Then he jerked off and took off his helmet.

A sharp nose, tight lips. Boyishly cropped blonde hair with golden eyes.

“…..That’s a man.”

“What! Where do you see me as a man!”

The guy cried and cried. Well, yes Let’s admit it. To be honest, there is a neutral charm. But he’s still a handsome boy, and those hanging around aren’t my taste.

I said sneeringly.

“What nonsense is it that you don’t seem to have any breasts like you?”

“What?!” “Kuh…!”

I heard drooling behind me and turned around to see Ariel staggering. … Looking down at her own breasts.

…..Okay. You’re not that small Still, there is potential for growth. And it’s pretty enough now, so I don’t think there’s any need to blame myself.

I heard a clicking sound and looked that way. The guy was doing something alone. I heard that you can’t put on and take off the full plate by yourself, but that must have been my prejudice. He does well alone….

…Wow. How did you get into that?

“Keugh…!”

Ariel’s moans came back.