Chapter 285 – Chaos in the Mansion (2)

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What should I say? Rebecca has a way of making people angry on purpose. He behaves politely to the other kids, but when he sees me, he’s fighting for nothing.

Don’t you like me that much? No, I don’t think so.

When you take care of swords, food, and other aspects of life, take care of them properly. And when we have sex, we get pretty attached.

It’s not because I don’t like it, it’s more like I enjoy arguing with you.

…On that stiff face?

No, i’m sure Don’t be fooled by Rebecca’s appearance of her.

That guy pretends to have no emotions with an expressionless face, but she is secretly hot-tempered. No, he is openly hot-blooded.

Anyway, you enjoy messing around. Why would she do that when she clearly knew that she would be punished for acting like that?

…You want to be punished?

But that’s it. This got pretty annoying.

Until now, the reason I had hugged Rebecca was because there was a situation where I had to, or because he asked for it, or because he made an excuse for Ariel. She said I never asked for it myself.

But this time, I couldn’t really gamble. If she does n’t want to be mean to Ariel, then she she’ll come and give her her body to her.

This is so… You can only see it in TA’s naughty stories… It’s like I’m the… Writing, garbage? Do you think that happened?

“…”

There’s no use thinking about it any longer. If he comes, we’ll have to send him back.

I shook my head and entered the bathroom.

-Shoot.

The dust is washed away with the stream of water.

I did wash in the dungeon’s inn, but it’s much more comfortable to wash in a proper bathroom.

“Right. UI.”

When I finally turn off the user interface, the tension is released from my body. It feels like something is over now.

The user interface is always turned off unless it’s a dungeon or a situation where you need to see the minimap. I mean, it’s kind of blinding me again. It doesn’t matter if you’re not conscious of it, but once you start to be conscious of it, it’s annoying in many ways.

“?”

I have a feeling something was on the minimap. Was it an illusion? I turned the UI back on, but there was no sign of anything moving.

Of course, the minimap isn’t perfect either.

Terrain in areas not visited or out of sight is not displayed. Creatures in the range that I cannot perceive are not displayed.

In the case of indoors, the radius is about 10 to 30 meters, and in the case of outdoor, it is about 100 meters. Everything inside is visible, but beyond that, nothing is displayed.

Well, if you can see everything, it’s really a map hack. The Goddess did not include the map hack function, perhaps thinking of balance.

Investing points could increase the detection range of the minimap, but it doesn’t seem necessary for now.

Maybe you can upgrade the minimap with sex-related skills? For example, something like this.

[Skill: Flame Pregnancy Scanner]
[Effect: Scan nearby fertile females. ]

Of course, I’m not going to put in an offer to make something like this. Due to her nature as her as a goddess, she might not end up with static electricity, but she might get an electric bath. She’s the goddess, she sees me, she tells me to do as she pleases, and on the subject she did, she secretly cares for women.

I don’t know why they gave me this skill for such a subject.

[ Genitals Gates (S) ]
[ Description : ▼ ]
[ You can use space gates. Scope and target are limited to the genitals. ]

It was a truly magic-beastlike skill to insert Juji through a warp gate. Well, the concept of Juji Gate itself is easy to understand, but the problem lies next.

[ Details : ▼ ]
[When using it, you must have the consent of the casting target. ]

Do you need the consent of the other party? Our kids don’t have a system.

If you have a system, you can talk about embarrassing things around the corner. For example, the other party applies you for a Juji Gate. Would you like to accept? Just popping up a message like this is enough.

But my kids don’t have that, so I have no choice but to ask them myself. But if you ask me directly

I’ve been imagining

‘I have a skill I want to use’

‘Yes?’ ‘What is it?’

It’s a skill called ‘Interstellar Gateway…’. It’s a kind of skill similar to a teleportation gate. There is one difference, the space gate moves with a human body, but this only allows my juicer to come in and out. However, it is not possible to set the destination anywhere. You can only set it as a female view. Simply put, it’s a skill that can make you have sex at a distance.’

‘Huh. Okay. Give it a try.’

‘Oh, really? So do you really do it? So, how are you? The feeling of entering…Aaah!’

End of simulation. My juice was cut off as it was.

It’s horrifying to even imagine. Of course I wouldn’t actually cut it, but it’s embarrassing. Your skills are so cute I have no idea how to convince him of this.

As I was rolling my head like that, I was dazedly getting hit by the stream of water from the shower, when I heard a sound outside.

-Titling!

“Yes?”

-Tiriling!

It is not the beep of the system. Something was ringing outside the bathroom.

When I put a towel on the bottom and came out, there was a piece of paper on the table that I couldn’t see. What is this?

“Hello?”

“This is Rebecca. Even if I knock, there is no answer.”

Five. What is this. Is it a magic-telephone? Is there anything special?

“What’s up?”

“…The meal is ready. I would appreciate it if you could come down now.”

“Okay. I am coming.”

“…”

This guy I think you just muttered something. What? Aren’t you surprised? You bastard, do you see me as a big country nerd? Should I really be punished?!

“Hey, what are you doing now…”

“…”

Hung up?!

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“Five.”

The restaurant’s menu was quite sumptuous. Pile of fruits, giant roasted chicken or duck meat, grilled back ribs with sauce and pure white soup.

It’s a menu that looks like it’s only in fiction, and it’s decided.

“Wow, oh…!”

Our children were also exclaiming with dry faces.

“Well. You were there first.”

Finally, when Ariel arrived, we started eating.

Well. It feels like the fatigue in the dungeon is relieving. The duck meat had a crispy skin and soft flesh. In addition, a refreshing sauce made from citrus is added to catch the greasy feeling of the fat.

The white bread was soft and chewy, and the soup was rich in umami.

We indulged in our food without even talking.

…

And then dinner time.

“M-M-M-M-sit-seo-oh… “

Lenny was smiling happily as she munched on her cake. On the other hand, Yuri doesn’t talk much about it.

“Yuri. If it doesn’t suit your taste…”

“Oh, it’s okay, it’s just that if I eat too much, I’ll gain weight.”

“Hot…!”

Lenny stopped forking at Yuri’s answer. Then he looks up at me with a whining expression, asking if he did it.

“It’s okay. I don’t usually eat that much. Wouldn’t it be okay for today?”

“U-isn’t it?”

“Huh… “

Yuri looked at Lenny and sighed, then she looked at me and opened her mouth.

“Right. I’ve been curious since the dungeon.”

“Yes?”

“What does it mean that Ariel will become great later on? You say you have a great body that you don’t dare to look at?”

Lenny’s fork stopped. Ariel’s body her stiffened. Rebecca looked this way with a puzzled expression. I opened my mouth.

“Uh, um. That…..”

Holy shit! Did you remember that!

“Hmm. Hmm. Rebecca.”

“Yes.”

“I said that the repair of the large public bath was finished. Will you prepare it for use after dinner? Now.”

Before I could say anything, Ariel changed the subject.

“Are you talking now? All right.”

Rebecca looked puzzled, but she didn’t say anything and she left the restaurant. He seems to want to kick Rebecca out somehow. No, more than that, you’re deliberately trying to change the topic right now, right?

“There is nothing like a bath to relieve the fatigue of the journey. In fact, she is quite confident in the mansion’s large bathroom. I would like to join you after dinner.”

Ariel looked at us and said. It’s a very blatant change of topic. But it doesn’t matter. Because it’s my favorite subject. It’s a large bath. It’s a group bath that everyone is looking forward to!

“Hey. Thank you. That’s it, so what’s that great look?”

This guy is persistent?! However, Yuri seems to have an attitude that she must listen to the answer.

“That’s what I said to keep him away. If I said that I also like small breast milk there, I thought that idiot would attack again…”

“No no. That’s not what I’m curious about. Isn’t Ariel already an adult? She doesn’t know how he’s going to be in great shape.”

What. Was that what you were curious about? I thought I was getting angry because I complimented another woman.

I roughly explained the story I had heard from Ariel.

The story that elves are long-lived species and grow over a long period of time, and that when I saw them by chance, they were quite different from now, with an adult appearance.

“Hmm…That’s interesting…It’s the first time I’ve heard of something like that. Can’t you just show me?”

Ariel immediately refused.

“That’s troublesome. Maintaining a polymorph consumes a lot of mana. Even though I drank the potion, the time I could sustain it was so short.”

“Huh…”

Yuri looked at me while listening to Ariel’s story with a rather displeased look.

“Then, before that, there was a skill that made you look younger. Conversely, isn’t it possible to grow old?”

You’re talking about sex morphs. Clearly, age changes in sexmorphs are possible in both directions. It is said that both young and old are possible.

But the glass guy. It’s quite tenacious. Have you had any more useless curiosity? No, it’s a different feeling than curiosity. Check?

I saw Ariel. The person in question … Oh, that elf just sweated from his forehead her!

Ariel met her eyes her with mine. It wasn’t a blatant wink like Lenny’s or Yuri’s, but I could still understand the elf’s wink. This expression… Wants to get out of this situation!

Well, good There are more important things than getting involved in Yuri’s schemes.

“For a moment. It’s not that important.”

Yuri looked at me as if to say something.

“I’ve been worried about you since before. I mean the public bath.”

“Yes?”

“You’re not going in alone, are you?”

“…”

Blink. Her face her wrinkled It was like looking at an unscrupulous person who could n’t be matched! Is that the face you show your lover?!

“Obviously apart…”

“What?! Are you guys trying to bully me?!”

“…”

In my preemptive strike, Yuri shuts her mouth. Yeah, something like this needs to get her off the ground and drive right through!

“It’s a large bath. Are you going to go in alone? Am I bullied? Are you spending time alone and lonely?”

“But… “

“I can’t accept the excuse that it’s dirty because it’s dusty. Did you take a shower before eating? Is not it? And from now on, I won’t accept any voices saying that we’re ashamed of being naked. Especially Yuri, you, you even shaved off my t… All of that.”

“Ugh…!”

“More than anything else, we all worked hard together in the dungeon, but you guys are going to enjoy that luxury without me? Leaving me who almost collapsed in the dungeon? Wouldn’t you say no? I believe you are not that cold-blooded.”

“Well. Hmm, hmm.”

Ariel coughed as if she had something to say. Ariel was still expressionless, but the drooping of her shoulders she seemed relieved that she had changed the subject.

“Well. As long as you don’t go in and act, I don’t care.”

Oh, look at this! After all, people have to eat heartily.

“Lenny, what do you think?”

“Ah, ah…”

Lenny was shaking her pupils from side to side. Lenny is the weakest here, so we have to attack Lenny first.

“Don’t worry. I’m not going to go in and have sex. Because I just want to spend time with you guys. I don’t think much about doing it in the bathroom. It is also dangerous.”

It’s a black lie! I will definitely do it when it comes out!

Lenny looked quite confused. When you asked to go in together earlier, you said yes, but is going in with a group of people another problem? Are you ashamed?

Well, maybe. But since she made it a condition that they only take a bath, no sex, this must be enough to break Lenny’s flimsy resistance.

“Now, Lenny, how are you?”

“I-I… ” “Wait, why don’t you ask me?!”

“Okay? How are you?”

“Of course not…”

“Well. Then you can fall Only me and Ariel can enter. No, Lenny hasn’t asked yet. Lenny, how are you? I just go and wash up and come out.”

Cringe A grinding sound is heard. How to take damage if you bounce too much. Leni’s pupils her trembled, then she closed her eyes tightly and shouted.

“I-I…!”