Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 3

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 3 – Summoner’s Adaptation and Priest (2)

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[Name: Do Yoo-jin]

[ Occupation: Crusader ]
[Description: Skill users gain experience points when performing sexual acts. ]
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[Stat: Click to open ▶]
[Skill: Click to open ▶]
[ Attribute : Click to open ▶ ]

“Is the status window open!!”

Eugene opened her skill window while shouting her cheers. However, the contents of her skills were not unusual.

[Skill: Holy Buff]
[Type: Passive / Toggle]
[Effect: The stats of the target who has sexual activity with the user of the skill are temporarily increased. ]

[Skill: Happiness grows when shared]
[Type: Passive]
[Effect: The effect of sex-related skills is amplified when you engage in sexual acts with more targets. ]

[Skill: Responsible Pleasure]
[Type: Passive / Toggle]
[Effect: The skill user is free from the responsibility of pregnancy. ]

[ Skill :… ]

“What is this… “

All of them were crazy skills. A crusader? Isn’t that the crusader I know? Yujin, who was constantly lowering the status window, found something strange.

[Special Note: Estrus]
[Description: [Occupation: Crusader] Is an attribute that goes into heat within a certain period of time. If you enter a certain stage, you will die. ]
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[Until entering heat: 00:05:29]

No… What is this again?

There are many status windows that I want to tackle in many ways. Again, the Crusader is not the Crusader. It is not the holy to be holy, but the sex of sexual intercourse. Not Crusader, but Crusex.

And what? Heat? Die?

Whether Eugene thought this or not, the count in the system window decreased steadily.

[ Until entering heat: 00:00:04 ]

“Ugh!”

When the count was over, Yang-mul had a hard erection. It was so high that it would get caught in the waistband if you made a mistake.

Am I dying now? Status window 5 minutes after awakening?

Not dead

They said it was a status abnormality, but I don’t know what the problem was other than that things hardened. Oh, I did feel a bit heavy.

By the way….

“… Is this the end?”

Wait, come to think of it, it was said to be death when it entered a certain stage. Not die right away. What the hack is this

A description of the steps was available by clicking Details.

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[Step 1: 10% stat debuff. Slightly increases the user’s libido. ]
[Step 2: 30% stat debuff. Increases the user’s libido. ]
[Step 3: 60% stat debuff. The user’s libido is extremely increased. ]
[Step 4: 90% stat debuff. The user is paralyzed and acts only to relieve sexual desire. ]
[Step 5: User’s death. ]

[ Forward to next step 23:58:30 ]

“Uh… “

I was amazed in many ways, but the contents of the 5th stage made my back hurt.

So you’re saying I’ll die if I don’t eat rice cakes for 5 days? No, since we have already entered the first stage, it means that there are roughly four days left.

But where to make rice cake?

Are you buying a prostitute? It would be tight just to stay alive, but where else do you get the money?

It feels like falling into a trap full of elaborate and malicious intent. That writer… Has a deep grudge. Am I so wrong

Everyone. If you put bad comments on a novel, you fall into this trap.

Anyway, I can’t keep going like this. Even if I was going to buy a prostitute, I didn’t know anything, so I needed to get information.

Eugene decided to go downstairs for now. Looking at the room while looking at it, the first floor seemed to be used as a restaurant and pub. I needed a clue to resolve the situation.

It’s a bit uncomfortable now, but if the level continues to rise and ‘act only to relieve sexual desire’ as explained… What will happen then? Grabbing a passing woman and raping her?

If what is depicted in the novel is true, rape is a serious crime in this world. The dick is cut first, then the neck.

To come this far and come to such a terrible end. I got goosebumps all over my body. No, but I’ve awakened the status window, so I’ll be able to do something.

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Downstairs, the bald, muscular owner and rough-looking men were drinking beer while talking. Are there no women…

Eugene sat down at the table and ordered a beer.

“Here you are.”

“Thank you.”

Once a sip. Five. Pretty good. But the dosu is quite strong.

After drinking the beer, the tension eased a little, but everything was dark.

Shit. How do I get the word out Where is Pakchon? I can’t even ask

As I was wriggling my fingers and thinking about it, the owner spoke to me first with a friendly smile.

“That’s a hair color I haven’t seen around here. Are you from far?”

“Ah, yes.”

“I heard that the warriors have that hair color.”

“Uh, um. It’s a coincidence.”

“Right. But what is it that worries you so much that your expression is so gloomy?”

Oops let’s get drunk I am a real man who can ask ‘Where is Pakchon?’!

“Is there, by any chance, a place around here where the… Man can resolve it?”

“Resolved?”

“You know what?”

Eugene made a gesture with her fingers that roughly meant intercourse. Do you want to pass through this world? The owner asked with a chuckle.

“Are you a man or a woman?”

“Yes?”

“Do you need a man or a woman?”

“Of course she is.”

“Looking at me with such sorrowful eyes, I wondered if I had such a hobby. As for a black-haired foreigner like you, I would also like to experience it.”

“!!!!!”

Hmmm shit! It wasn’t a friendly smile, it was a smile that tried to eat me! I picked the wrong inn! Somehow it was cheap! Come to think of it, I can’t believe I didn’t see any women in this inn!

“Don’t worry. I’m not really interested in non-consensual relationships.”

As Eugene shivered, the bald head giggled. He smirked and pointed out the location of the entertainment district.

“Pay is a bit thin. Since this is near the capital, I’ll probably start with silver.”

“Silver…!”

Ruined. Even if I spent all my money on lodging, it would be gone in about a year. But silver. It will be like going into heat and dying before you die.

“Is there any place to earn money?”

“Well. This area has good security, so the demand for adventurers is low. He could join the guild as an apprentice, but that would be difficult to handle. What would you like to work here for?”

I’ll be good to you. When his bald head his frowned, Eugene grew chicken skin.

“Gwa, it’s okay.”

Eugene hurriedly drank the rest of her beer and then went upstairs as if she were running away. I was getting drunk and dizzy. The beer in this world seemed quite strong. Well, the taste was okay.

Returning to the room, Eugene opened his status window in a gloomy state. Of course, after he locked the door tightly.

[ Forward to next step 22:18:30 ]

The count was flowing inexorably. Shit. How do I solve this Is there no way

For a moment.

If you think about it, you don’t have to look for a woman. Previously, I solved everything by self-development. Why didn’t you think of that? Is this also an effect of heat?

Alright, let’s figure it out on our own.

Eugene lowered his pants.

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-Take it!

“Kuk.”

After such a miserable happy hour ended, a new window appeared in front of Eugene’s eyes.

[ Starts settlement. ]

[ Canceling heat state: +10p ]
[ Ejaculation 01 times: +10p ]
[Is it a daughter-in-law to come to this world? ㅋ : -20p ]

[Total points: 0p]

“…”

Okay. Even thinking about it myself is astonishing. Come all the way here and masturbate.

It seems that masturbation alone is the end of estrus. Where is it though The moment Eugene felt so relieved, her system message resurfaced.

[ System : Don’t think that trick will work forever, human. ]

“Under…”

I didn’t know that the system would openly feed shit like this. I mean, you have to hit the rice cake somehow. I don’t even have the energy to get angry anymore. Yes… Do as you please….

-Titling!

[Achievement: First release of heat! ]
[Reward: 30 Stat Points]

… They really give you sickness and medicine. It’s a very high level to lift and drop people. I wanted to swear at the writer all of a sudden, but he’s a small guy who pushes people to this extent just because he sweared a little. Now, I am in a position where I have to give gracefully or receive it with gratitude.

Eugene first opened the stat window.

[ Stat ▼ ]
[Level: 1]
[HP: 240 / 240]
[Magic power: 100 / 100]
[ Regular : 390 / 400 ]
[ Stamina : 14 ]
[Spirit: 10]
[ Strength : 15 ]
[ Agility: 12 ]
[Charm: 5]
[ Stamina : 10+30 ]
[ Undistributed points: 10 + 30 ]

A familiar stat window came to mind. In the original novel, it’s a stat window that comes out as a fill-up if you’re bored, but now it’s quite nice.

Come to think of it, I remember reading the settings before. The average stat value for an adult is about 10.

My stats are quite moderate. The reason my stamina, strength, and agility are high is probably because I had a soldier buff left after I was discharged not long ago.

But what the heck is +? And spirit and stamina, this is the first time I’ve seen these stats.

[+ Point: Job Bonus]
[Essence / Stamina: Crusader only stats]

An explanation soon came to mind. It seems that it is a setting that adds extra points to stamina because it is a sex-related job.

Well, the main character’s party also had additional bonuses depending on the job. Warriors have stamina and strength, archers have strength and agility, and so on.

However, the regular rate is 390 / 400. Judging from the fact that the energy was consumed…Did you just consume 10 by masturbating? By the way, the total number is 400?

Is it possible to masturbate 40 times in a row?

“….Crazy.”

He is the king of energy Wouldn’t become the King of Chairs be a dream? But if you pull it out 40 times, won’t you die of dehydration?

On the other hand, the charm is only 5.

….Charm 5.

“… Half price? Average?”

Tears were about to come out. Damn, for some reason there was a reason! Unconditionally, you must be stunned by the charm!!!!!!

Eugene acted a little impulsively because of drunkenness and sadness.

[The charm has risen. ]
[The charm has risen. ]
[The charm has risen. ]
[The charm has risen. ]
[The charm has risen. ]
[Attractive…]

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“Damn… Is it messed up… ?”

The next morning. Eugene opened her status window and held her head.

[ Stat ▼ ]
[Level: 1]
[HP: 240 / 240]
[Magic power: 100 / 100]
[ Regular : 400 / 400 ]
[ Stamina : 14 ]
[Spirit: 10]
[ Strength : 15 ]
[ Agility: 12 ]
[Charm: 40]
[ Stamina : 10+30 ]
[ Undistributed points: 5 ]

I spent 35 points on the charm. What have I done. I don’t know what will happen in the future, but I was too impatient.

I wasn’t even that drunk. I acted impulsively because of Mosolada’s sorrow. The charm is 40.

“… Isn’t that nice?”

It is a world view that is dominated by stats. Wouldn’t this be enough to be handsome, if not handsome?

Come to think of it, this is a great opportunity. Crusaders are literally a job for sex. Although the system tends to trick me a bit, it wasn’t unmanageable. It’s not like he’s really trying to kill him, it’s just a feeling of intimidation.

Good night. The past cannot be helped. Now there is a status window and various skills. Besides, I know the content of the novel. It means that you know roughly where and what to do to get honey.

Maybe things will work out a lot better than I thought.

Eugene began to make plans for the future based on the vague contents of the novel.

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“Hey, are you leaving already?”

“Ah, yes. You have to be diligent to make a living.”

“Right.”

The bald owner gave me a rough greeting, then his eyes widened when he saw me. And then… What! Why are you holding hands?!

“Looks like you slept well last night. Somehow, the gods are clear.”

“!!!”

Fuck! The first effect of increasing charm appears on this man! Don’t say that while licking your lips!

Haha… I have a lot of work to do today.”

“Right. Are you going to stay here tonight?”

The bald man’s eyes shone brightly as he said that. The look on his eyes seemed like he would be imprisoned if he answered incorrectly here.

I’m so scared!

“Of course, of course!”

“Yeah, well thought out. You have to go somewhere else, but it’s only going to get ripped off.”

Bald head offered breakfast, but Eugene refused like a knife and ran out of her inn.

I almost had a terrible time. I want to quickly forget the feeling of baldness.

To do that…

I’ll have to meet the first heroine first.

Lenny Liberate. The blonde green-eyed girl I met at the castle for some reason.

By slowly indulging her innocent nun into lust…

Eugene let out a mean laugh.

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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