Chapter 30 – The Priest’s Drink and the Hunter (1)
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“Go quickly!”
“Now, wait a minute. Can’t we go slow? What’s so urgent…”
「Cure」
“Ugh!”
Way to the dungeon.
I’ve been running for an hour now and I’m walking. Every time I get tired, Lenny writes a cure, but it doesn’t recover from mental fatigue. My body definitely feels restored. Something…Something is different from when I’m resting. After all, magic isn’t omnipotent.
Even so, Lenny pushed me as he continued to use Cure to see what was so urgent. As soon as I wake up in the morning, he urges me to go to the dungeon…
‘Yu, Yujin. Oh no Dungeon, oops, I have to go to the dungeon… Black.’
‘Why? After all, you couldn’t do 20 hours. To fill up all the things you couldn’t do yesterday, you have to be like this all day today….Ah! Okay! I’ll go! I’m leaving!’
That’s why I swallowed breakfast without chewing, and then I was forced to drag myself away like this.
…But what is that?
“Lenny! For a moment!”
“Yes?”
“Look at that. There. There are burn marks again.”
Wild animals appearing all the time. When I got closer, I saw another horned wild boar. It seems that he was struck by lightning again. I didn’t even curse at the goddess last night, why?
“Hmm…”
“Ah… Pitifully… “
Does it smell good? The savory smell of burning fat…
“Yu, Yujin… “
“Yes?”
“Ah, anyway… It’s not good to eat wild animals that you don’t even know when they died like this… I get sick… “
….This priest misunderstood me as a slave because he misunderstood that I lived in poverty, and now he sees me as a beggar?!!!!
“No! I’m not going to eat!”
“But last time… “
What did I say last time? I guess you didn’t? Ah, as if seeing me pitifully, my eyes get moist…
“…Let’s hurry!”
“Yes…”
She walks fine after having sex like that last night. After all, I couldn’t do 20 hours. That will be too…
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It bothered Lenny so much that she wanted to cry, so Lenny set the tempo to her liking.
If you do that, you’ll put on a dissatisfied expression again. But what can I do? It’s not like I can look into the heart.
Anyway, that’s why I stopped when asked to stop, and moved when asked to move. Then
Haha…Haha… Yujin…Wait a minute…”
“Yes.”
「Cure」
“Whoa… Whoa… It’s done now.”
“Yes.”
Haha. Mr. Eugene, Mr. Eugene! Wait a minute! Wait!”
“Yes.”
「Cure」
“Haa…Wuuu…It’s done…”
“… “
Something…What should I say…Um.
It felt like having healthy, wholesome sex, no that’s not bad, but kind of exemplary, libido-inhibiting, weird sex. Besides, it’s like it’s good to use intermediate cures as long as they last a long time….
“Lenny. For a moment. It shouldn’t be like this.”
“Ha ha… Ha… Yes?”
“The first thing is to make each other feel good. It’s just like some kind of machine… Doesn’t it?”
“Ah…Well, if you want 20 hours…”
“No, do you really have to do 20 hours? Time is not important. No, it’s important Quality is more important than time. Lenny, you also bear in mind that you feel good. Just to increase the time.”
“Ugh… “
“Do not do that. Understand?”
“Yes, yes… “
…
“Ha ha… Ha… Eugene-san, Eugene-san… Wait a minute…”
「Cure」
I don’t listen… I agree… Even when he asks me to stop, he puts on an expression of regret when he stops. I don’t know anymore. I will use the skill too.
…
“Yujin…Wait a minute…”
“Cure”, “Touch of Pleasure”
…
“Yu, Yujin? Wait?!”
「Cure」, 「Touch of Pleasure」, 「Enhance Sensitivity」
…
“Mr. Eugene! No! No!”
「Cure」
“Whenever you keep asking me to do it. Why don’t you come now?”
“Pleasure touch”, “Sensitivity improvement”, “Temperature increase”
“I didn’t! Don’t do it!”
“Cure what!”
“It was Lenny who kept using Cure. Didn’t you ask me to make it harder?”
「Hand of Pleasure」, 「Increased Sensitivity」, 「Increased Body Temperature」, 「Vibrating Hand」
“Jeonseong! I’m so happy!!!”
…
“Ah… Ah… Ugh?! Haha?! Ha ha…”
“Pleasure Hand”, “Sensitivity Enhancement”, “Body Temperature Increase”, “Vibrating Hand”, “Mass Ejaculation”
…
“Ah…Ahh…Heh…Hehe…”
「Hand of Pleasure」, 「Hand of Pleasure」, 「Hand of Pleasure」, 「Pleasure…..
…
After screaming like that, Lenny passed out after a while. Strangely though, she had a satisfied expression on her face. Because he’s a priest who doesn’t know what’s inside…
Oh, and “Restrus”. It was right that the count was reset at the point I ended up having sex. Once you have sex, it’s a thing close to no penalty. It was fortunate in many ways.
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“Mr. Eugene?”
“Oh, this way.”
In front of the dungeon I arrived at while using Cure. I knew why Lenny wanted to come to the dungeon as soon as the monster appeared.
…
“Mr. Eugene! What should I do! What should I do!”
Lenny cackles and screams.
-Passeuk.
As the blindingly bright Holy Light flew up, the skeleton in front of me crumbled.
“That’s Okay! Mr. Eugene! I killed it!”
“…”
…Beating the undead with the Holy Light.
Well, I understand the principle.
Undead are incapacitated when divine power touches them. Holy Light has no offensive power, but it is still a lump of holy power, so if it touches it, it can only deal some damage.
The problem is power. Hitting an undead with an ordinary Holy Light is equivalent to hitting it with a spoon. But the problem is that the Holy Light Lenny shoots is an incredibly large spoon, bigger than most ax spears. In the end, it is said that if the output is enormous, this will happen with Holy Light.
…Maybe I did something terrible…
“Lenny. Anything other than that?”
Did I say something strange? Lenny’s mood suddenly subsides.
“…Ah…I didn’t have a chance to learn it because my holy power was weak…I know the theory…”
“Oh sorry…”
Don’t speak in that voice. I feel like I’m about to shed tears…
“Heh… Kheheung.”
Lenny, too, was about to crack in her voice, but suddenly she forced a smile and she let out a spirited noise.
“It’s all thanks to Yujin!”
“No, what… Let’s go faster than that. Hurry up and go back to sex…”
「Holy Light」
My eyes!!! You didn’t mean to say that on purpose, right?!
…
Lenny was really excited and grabbed her skeleton and carried it around. I wanted to do that, so I made a fuss from morning. Seeing you like that makes me feel good, but it also makes my heart feel bitter….
Ugh I’m trying to get my mood down again. In this case, you need to take out a punching bag and hit it.
‘Hey. Goddess. What the hell Trials of a Saint? Why did you give that characteristic? Even to the poor kid who has nowhere to go. In order to awaken, there must be trauma, and that must be the case, right? Look at me. No matter how much she lived without self-esteem, being abandoned for not doing anything, she likes it so much that she caught some skeleton… Can you say something?’
The system said nothing this time. To the topic that reacted right away even if I was cursed at a little bit. Ok, don’t you have anything to say?
‘Hey, talk to me if you have a mouth.’
The system is still silent. Before, every time he cursed at me, he hit me with lightning and made a fuss.
…In fact, maybe the thunderbolt has nothing to do with me? It’s like seeing lightning strike where I’m not. Where should I try it?
‘Hey, writer goddess disease’
“Ouch!”
Sparks flew continuously at her fingertips. Wasn’t it safe indoors?!
There’s no place where static electricity can rise, but suddenly it’s so tingly. I’ve found a way to bully people more effectively than lightning strikes. Yes, it’s probably not worth the price to have that kind of thunderbolt every time I curse.
I paid homage to the goddess.
‘This nasty bitch’
-Titling!!!!
[ ☆Urgent☆ ]
[Quest: Execution of Silence]
[Success: No reward]
[ Failure: 12 hours of impotence ]
[Until quest completion: 00:14:59]
“…”
“Mr. Eugene? Are you okay? Just in hand…”
“…”
“This can happen even in a cave. Come to think of it, aren’t there a lot of lightning strikes lately?”
“…”
“Right! I saw it in the old scriptures of the church, and there is this story. A thousand years ago, when the stars were pouring down, lightning struck so much that it was impossible to tell the difference between day and night.. .The scriptures say that it is the goddess’ protection and anger, right?”
“…”
“But the Goddess isn’t the kind of person who gets angry so directly. It’s a long time ago, but…”
“… “
“Oh, sorry. I was the only one talking about it…”
“…”
“Mr. Eugene? Why don’t you say anything…”
“… “
“Mr. Eugene? Hey, did I do something wrong?”
“… “
“Yu, Yujin-ssi.. Ugh.. Answer, please give me an answer… Heh… “
“… “
“Ugh, ah, Eugene, Mr. Yujin. Oh no, oh no. I’m sorry, I’m dying in a place like this….”
“… “
“Ah…No…No…”
“… “
“No way!!!!!!”
“…”
“Mr. Eugene! This is a dungeon! You can’t do that in a dungeon!!!”
“… “
“Mr. Eugene? Why are you suddenly outside… The dungeon is still…”
“Puha… So, isn’t it just a dungeon?”
“…That can’t be!!!!!”
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Tomato preached for a long time after that. Dungeon is dangerous, is it shameless to do it outside, should I know how to control myself…
Hmm… The last part bothered me a lot. Who needs to be restrained… You should definitely do it outside.
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“Lenny, wait.”
“Ah yes.”
[ Holy Fire: Creates a holy fire. Uses the stored divine power. ]
I dropped the remaining holy power to 50 by using the sacred sword. It’s not because I’m bored, it’s because I think I know roughly the mechanism of how the holy sword appeared in my dream.
[ Holy Sword「Splendor」]
[ Holy Power : 220 / 300 ]
I held the holy sword while checking my equipment in the morning, but strangely, the holy sword’s stockpile of holy power had decreased. Last time I dealt with the bone break, I fully charged it and didn’t do anything. However, he did not say that the Holy Sword uses divine power even while waiting. Still, almost 1/3 of the divine power was gone.
….Well, isn’t that obvious?
It must have used its own divine power to intrude into my dreams. But I don’t see any of the Holy Sword’s skills that can do that. Is the holy sword guy hiding it? Is it a hidden skill?
Anyway, it was no longer necessary to recharge the sacred power of the holy sword with my semen. Because Lenny has awakened.
But…But still, my stomach was swollen. I wanted to punish this filthy holy sword. You keep spraying your cum like you used to? But if you keep doing that, you’ll appear in your dreams again and try to make a eunuch.
Here is a change of thinking. This holy sword guy tried to harm me in a dream. In other words, if you don’t dream, you can’t do any harm to me. Then? All you have to do is to use the stored divine power so that this guy can’t use the dream sharing skill.
Yes…So, before going to the inn, use up all your holy power with the torch, and after a good night’s sleep, spray the holy semen in the morning to replenish your holy power and give it a punishment.
If you do this for a few days, you will eventually beg him not to do it. Then I used that as an excuse to make a buff… Keuh…
Well, this is a matter of mood. There were also more pragmatic reasons. If the Holy Sword is really buffed, it will definitely be of great help in the future.
“Mr. Eugene. I think it’s done now. The magic circle…”
“Oh, wait, a little more. This is fun.”
“Yujin…Don’t play with fire…”
Hey, don’t look at me like that…
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Kill the skeleton, kill the mid-boss, destroy the magic circle, retrieve the medium magic stone, then return to the inn. It’s a one-sentence task, but it actually takes quite a bit of time.
Even if I did it as usual, it took some time because of the distance, but today I delayed a little longer thanks to Lenny. Because Lenny fell in love with catching the undead with Holy Light…
Seeing Lenny beating her mid-boss with the Holy Light was like a Spoon Killer. The appearance of using an extremely ineffective weapon and squeezing it until death. The middle boss who had been beaten like that sent me a longing look at her skeleton her, as if asking me to kill her quickly.
But when I saw Lenny’s expression His…
Well…
Well, good is good ‘Cause if it’s not just me Anyway, since we’ve done everything, we’re on our way back to the inn.
“Go quickly!”
“Oh, it’s dark, so take it slow… “
“Cure”, “Holy Light”
“…OK got it. I want to go and have sex soon…. Evil! Okay!”
Knocking on me as if it’s embarrassing But doesn’t that mean you won’t? I still have something I want to try. Kkeuk…