Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 34

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 34 – Visions and Buffs of the Holy Sword (2)

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The place Kate guided me to was more tidy than I thought, perhaps because it was a guest room.

Come to think of it, the meals we had together also seemed to be very careful. I could tell from the way Lenny sighed and looked up.

Well, if you settle the magic stones and take Lenny’s share, it will take care of itself. So, after organizing my work for tomorrow, I went to bed…

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Again, it is the white space on all sides.

Eugene was ridiculous. The last time the holy sword used the dream skill, the holy power was 80. So today I only have 50 left, but this is what happened. Even though he acted carefully, it seems that Eugene missed something. Or the Holy Sword is hiding something.

Anyway, I didn’t want to experience the feeling of a knife cutting between my legs. Even though there was no actual damage, it felt dirty to feel the chill.

“Hey… Ugh… “

This, this guy, was right in front of your nose! Could it be that today is the same?!

“Sobbing…”

The Holy Sword seemed to have no intention of dealing with Eugene because he was sobbing. If so, may I ask You don’t have to ignore the guy in front of you.

“Hey.”

“Black….Why…Black…”

“Are you going to stab me again?”

The Holy Sword burst into anger at not being able to stab people with a knife, so he screamed out loud that he would die.

“Can not! You say you can’t do it because you only have a little divine power left!”

Hmm. Apparently, the skill that made the eunuch consumed a separate amount of divine power. Well, in real life, logs were left behind, so it was inevitable.

“Black… Ugh…”

But crying like that Eugene felt a little guilty. To a certain extent, just to the extent that I feel when I do bad things to the virtual beautiful girl on the other side of the monitor.

Sounds like you almost didn’t feel it.

In the first place, the world in my dream had only a strange feeling like playing a VR game rather than reality. It was because of this lack of realism that he could say something like fixing the habit of the holy sword. Eugene was not hard-hearted enough to become a villain.

Yujin opened her mouth, feeling guilt stabbing in a corner of her heart.

“Hey, take it off.”

Eugene’s words and actions were so inhumane and vicious that even her savior gave up on her salvation. Why did the goddess endow such a human with divine power? His very existence was blasphemy.

“Why why?”

“I have something I want to test on you. After that, I’ll do whatever you want.”

“Two.”

This, this son of a bitch. Immediately stop crying and spit. Were you pretending to cry?!

“Who do you think would take off a guy like you? Only the warrior can see my body!”

“What? Warrior?”

Eugene was dumbfounded by the unexpected words. This guy, on the topic of knives, are you covering people?

“Okay! A hero who will one day defeat the evil spirits and bring peace to the world!”

“What? Defeat the evil spirits?”

It’s never going to happen once it’s in my hands.

Eugene wasn’t going to go anywhere near anything that was really dangerous. Whether Eugene did it or not, the holy sword began to talk wildly.

“Okay! I will meet the warrior! The hero who will defeat all the four kings, defeat the demons of the stars, and save the world! I’ll be with him! And when everything is over… The hero makes a wish to the goddess in return for saving the world. And that wish… Will make me a human body…”

“What? Human?”

The Holy Sword spun with his eyes closed and his hand on his chest. He was literally doing a show. In the meantime, the short dress fluttered so that the bottom of him could be seen. It was very lewd.

“Okay! Human body! Of course, there will be clumsy, big-breasted village girls, incompetent wizards with only big breasts, and useless female warriors with huge breasts, but the warrior will only look at me. So I need a body because I have to repay him… The hero who noticed that will write a wish for me!”

“I see… “

“Especially, the fact that you noticed even if I didn’t say it is important!”

“Awesome.”
‘He’s playing.’

He hid his inner feelings and just agreed. The gap was quite fun because I spit out banal bullshit on the subject, a beautiful girl with a sophisticated look.

“Anyway, that’s how we want each other the most! Then…”

“After that?”

The holy sword that babbles that it is good because you keep putting in the choimsae.

“So, after that, I will live with the hero… Someday… Because the hero is old… In the end, they will be buried together. Heh…Uhhh…Heh…So sad…But….”

“However?”

Looking at her face her, it is a holy and unrepentant expression, as if she had already lived her life her.

“But an angel is coming down from heaven. Warrior, Holy Sword, in return for your devotion and love for the world, the Goddess has allowed you to dwell in the lofty heavens. Like that… “

“Like that?”

“That’s how the hero and I ascend to heaven together! That’s why we live happily ever after in heaven.”

“Is that so?”

“Okay! That’s why no one can touch me unless you’re the hero!”

This guy, when the hell is he waiting for the hero?

30 years… 40 years of the hero would have been like that, but there is no such hero anymore. Maybe it’s because it’s sealed, but they don’t seem to know any trends these days. These days, selfish warriors who ‘live for me’ are the trend. I’m sorry, but I have to tell this guy the truth. It’s a bit harsh, but I can’t help it…

“Am I a warrior?”

All awakened summoners are warriors. I am also a warrior.

“What? What are you doing?”

The Holy Sword snorted at him.

“You are talking funny.”

“How could I have pulled you out if you weren’t a hero? Don’t you have the ability to check the hero in your own way? A holy sword? Check it.”

The Holy Sword looked at Eugene with suspicious eyes.

[Checking the holy sword… ]

[The Holy Sword is shocked. ]

The holy sword became a face that seemed to make his eyes pop out. The holy sword barely opened his mouth while his chin trembled. Was he shocked enough to make such a face? If you hate it that much, I’m a little bit offended…

“No…It can’t be…It can’t be like this….”

“Admit it..That I am a hero… Keukkeukkeu..”

No matter what Eugene’s heart was, that laugh was despicable enough that even the lowest devil would rate it as vulgar. Seeing that smile, the holy sword screamed. It was such a heartbreaking howl that even unrelated people shed tears involuntarily.

“It can’t be like this…My…My hero isn’t like this!!! No!!!!!!!!!!”

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“My hero is not like that!!!!!”

“Ku-k-k-k-k-k-k-k… “

With a laugh that even a street barber would evaluate as filthy, Yujin approached Seonggum. His fingers, wriggling as if he had already violated the body of the Holy Sword, were disgusting.

“Come on, quietly give up your body.”

A holy sword that screams with its hands on both cheeks like Munch’s scream.

“No.. No.. No!!!!!! Goddess! Please!”

“Your goddess is gone! It must be in your heart! I won’t help you!”

“Please! Seal me again! Where is this reality!!!! It can’t be!”

“In the first place, this place isn’t real! What kind of realism are you talking about in a dream?! Give me your body!”

Now, the holy sword was lying on its back his and shaking his limbs wildly. There was nothing special about the behavior of a plausible body and face on the same subject. I think I would have lived hundreds of years if I counted the sword life.

“No…No…No no no no!!! No!!!!! Give me back my hero!!!!!!”

Eugene sat down at the feet of the struggling holy sword.

‘This guy. Were they really made like humans? Where…’

“Ah! Evil! Aaaaa!!!!!!!!!!”

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After screaming for a long time, the holy sword finally began to imitate his corpse with his blank eyes. The bottom was not able to be confirmed in the end. The Holy Sword was wearing underwear to the point of being inanimate.

“Are you done?”

“I don’t know… Now do as you please… “

Even though it was a virtual reality, it was still a little disturbing to see the beautiful girl making a fuss like that.

“You are quite human when it comes to artificial intelligence.”

“… What is artificial intelligence?”

“Man-made… Pseudo-life. Like you.”

“It is not man-made! The Goddess herself gave me life!”

“Hmm…That’s why his personality is like this. Stabbing with a knife Just like the seed of that goddess….”

“Goddess, don’t curse!!!!”

Eugene spat out her words in her heart without a filter. Of course, she didn’t usually speak through a filter, but she was even more unreserved in front of her holy sword.

“….”

The appearance of the Holy Sword was miserable. Her battered limbs and tousled hair. But her half-naked dress and nice figure gave off her filthy nudity in making a fuss over her.

‘Hmm…But still, it’s because he’s got a good body. Let’s try it first She should turn this guy from her holy sword into a holy sword… Keke… ‘

Eugene was giggling, unaware that her level of play with words had been downgraded to the same level as her goddess. He was so pathetic

“…”

Without hesitation, Eugene stretched out her arm and writhed the holy sword in her chest. In real life, that would have been unimaginable. He wouldn’t know if it was a real person, because there is no hesitation in touching artificial intelligence in VR.

“…Fun?”

The holy sword looked at Yujin with an expression that said, “There can be nothing more pitiful than this.”

“Well…”

I flicked the holy sword, but it was an ambiguous feeling, perhaps because it was a dream. It’s like there’s almost no tactile feedback compared to visual tingling. It was disappointing.

But that’s all, and Eugene’s pride hurt a little when the Holy Sword didn’t respond even if he continued to stir.

‘Can I use the skill?’

“Hand of Pleasure”, “Enhance Sensitivity”

‘It worked.’

It was a dream, but the system window was still available. Is virtual reality also judged as reality? Well, considering the last time he almost became a eunuch, he was consistent.

Jomulrak jomulrak.

The Holy Sword, still unmoving.

‘Why not?’

“Touch of pleasure”, “Increase sensitivity”, “Touch of pleasure”, “Enhance sensitivity”, “Touch of pleasure”, “Enhance sensitivity”…

For a while, the Holy Sword continued to stare blankly at Eugene’s actions his. Still no response

….No. If you look closely, you can see that her face is slightly red. It’s not that there’s no reaction, it’s just acting with no expression.

Then…

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A holy sword lying with its limbs spread out randomly. Even though he lets Eugene touch her body her, he seems completely unwilling to cooperate. Then…

Eugene sat down next to the holy sword so that she could see her holy sword’s body in her.

The chest of the holy sword was enough to fit in the palm of my hand. It was a bit small in size. I said something about big breasts earlier, but it seems that I didn’t like this. Can’t you customize your own body on the topic of artificial intelligence?

That’s it, but the holy sword’s breasts were somehow, no, very pretty. It was a bit small, but it was well balanced. If this is the case, no matter how much it is a dream, I will be interested.

“Hey.”

I spoke to the holy sword while stroking her chest monotonously. She had a lot of questions about this guy. Since he’s the type to talk only about himself, it’s hard to hear an answer unless he’s so weak.

“…Why….”

“Do you hate me that much?”

“Huh… I don’t like it… And there’s nothing to do…..If I…Don’t admit it…It’s enough…”

“Hmm… “

Jomulrak Jomulrak. The holy sword’s breathing began to become rougher little by little. It seems that the effect of the skill I used earlier is only showing up now.

“Ha… Haa…Whoa…Something…Strange….Ha…”

Was it because I was constantly fiddling with it? Even though he didn’t use any special techniques, the Holy Sword’s breathing became rougher little by little.

“Whoa… Ugh…!”

As he continued to touch his chest her, the gap between the eyes of the holy sword, which had been blank, became more and more frowned, and before long, he stared at Yujin’s face as if he were going to die of Hatred.

“Be patient with me. Someone who doesn’t particularly like me…A person? Anyway. I don’t have the hobby of continuing to do things like this with a kid who doesn’t like me. Time is wasted.”

“….Huh….”

The reason why I was flirting with the Holy Sword was because there was no Lenny by my side. What’s wrong with spending time doing things you don’t like? Even the rewards are lousy. Because the touch in the dream was so ambiguous.

“Haa…Well, then…Why don’t you finish it quickly… Whoa…”

That’s not yet Because Eugene has come to his own way. She felt like she would have to let go at least once to feel better. The idea of ​​testing the buff now became a bonus, but it didn’t matter.

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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