Chapter 374 – The Holy Sword and Everyday Life (2)

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“…Huh. Whether it’s a belly button or something, I’ll give birth somehow when the time comes.”

When the sound of giving birth to a child came out through the belly button, the holy sword pursed its lips. You fool, where else did you learn that babies aren’t born from the belly button? It’s embarrassing to know what to say. When I said no, they pretended not to hear.

However, the Holy Sword’s words were not yet over.

“That’s not what’s important. There is another most important thing to raise a baby.”

“Is there anything else important? What do you mean?”

“If you want to raise your baby well… You have to have a lot of heartache.”

“…!!!”

Everyone was shocked.

No one could open their mouths, and all they could do was open their mouths. Seonggeom was carefree about the subject of detonating the bomb. He carelessly grazing grass on the ground… This guy is dirty!

I grabbed the holy sword by the neck and pulled it. There were many things I had to ask the Holy Sword guy.

“What a heartache! Where did you learn to say that?!”

“Were you in his room? Niel.”

“What! There’s a mamma pain in Niel’s room?!”

The holy sword narrowed his eyes and looked at me. The expression as if there are all these stupid people… No, this bastard?!

“It was just written in one of the books he was reading.”

“…Was something like that written in the book Niel was looking at?”

“Okay! I tried to read it carefully, but it was disgraceful and didn’t show it to me. Chit.”

It was only after I asked the Holy Sword a few more questions that I roughly grasped the whole story.

The holy sword often hung out with Niniel at his mansion. You said Niel used to read to Holy Sword. This is a fact he already knows.

However, because Niniel was sick, he needed time to sleep, and during that time, the Holy Sword looked around Niniel’s room his.

Patients prefer to rest alone, so Rebecca tried to send out the holy sword, but Niel kindly said it was okay.

In any case, the holy sword must have stumbled upon the red books on the corner of the bookshelf while searching through Niel’s room.

And the book is full of vulgar vocabulary, such as ‘I will raise my baby well because I have a big heartache’….

Oh my god Niel! Did you see something like that!

Right. Come to think of it, there were a lot of red books piled up in that sick elf’s bathroom! Was that it! Wasn’t Niel also a narcissist?

“What, what could be… Why are you looking at me?!”

Yuri screamed in my eyes. Why, you read a lot of red books too. I’ve seen you bring all the books piled up at home.

The reason why Yuri holds such decadent events as Hypnosis Play and Maid Play is because of the background knowledge gained from the Red Book. Well, it’s something I’m not very grateful for.

However, Niel was also a red book maniac.

In fact, the succubus or something is all nonsense, isn’t it just a hidden desire?!

In any case, Niniel is Niniel, and now it is time for the holy sword guy to be corrected.

“Hmm. Hey. That, uh, um.”

Damn, I’m so embarrassed I’m speechless. I cleared my throat again and said.

“Well. Holy sword. You can’t go around talking about what you see in a novel like that. Especially the content in the red book is, um, not very good.”

“How bad?”

“…”

I am speechless. How am I supposed to explain morality to this idiot? I don’t have any children of my own yet, but I suddenly had a child right before puberty!

“Hmm, hmm. So…”

Feeling the attention focused on me, I adjusted my voice. Even if Holy Sword guy is like that, why are my kids paying attention to me?

“So…The content in those novels is to inflate the provocative content just for the sake of fun. They say that they like it when they do it hard or what… All of them are nonsense. Don’t read that If a child like you who lacks knowledge reads such a thing, his distorted sexuality…”

“Pu-huh. It’s a distorted sexual concept.”

“Stop! Anyway, that’s all fiction. You can’t believe the stories that come out of such novels!”

Lenny was nodding her head, and Yuri looked as if she had heard something very absurd, and the most important holy sword was…

The Holy Sword tilted her head.

“It’s a lie. It’s true.”

“What?”

The Holy Sword looked at Lenny.

“Boy.”

“Eh, me, me?”

The holy sword pointed at Lenny and said with her puzzled face her.

“You said she should give her a mamma when she becomes a baby.”

“…!!!!!”

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“You said you should give this guy a mamma too?”

“That, that, that, what, what, what, moose suck!”

Lenny was so flustered that he even bit off her tongue. Eyes twinkle at her pain and shame. However, the holy sword was unstoppable, as if it had no regard for her or Lenny’s circumstances.

“When I came here a few days ago and went to sleep. At that time, if you listen carefully, you said you would give it to me?”

“!!!!”

A night spent with Lenny in the village in the dungeon before starting the joint quest with Tina’s party in earnest. At that time, Lenny had taken her witch’s potion of her and temporarily became her milk-squirting constitution of her.

At that time, she played breastfeeding with Lenny, who was a little crazy.

But the Holy Sword guy was watching it all!

I wondered if this guy was sleeping in sword mode because he was quiet, but she was watching everything!

Well, at that time, the holy sword hadn’t been updated yet, so it wasn’t even broken. Damn, if you think about it, this guy is so quiet when he’s observing the outside that he forgets he’s even there!

“Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh…”

“Wow…”

Leni couldn’t speak and purred like her goldfish, and Yuri watched her eyes glowing with great interest.

“Ughhhhh…!”

Lenny’s face was almost on the verge of tears. Yuri had already found out that she was breastfeeding, but it seemed to be a shock that she showed the process intact to her holy sword her.

Either that or not, the holy sword was completely teasing at its own pace.

“I told you that if you listen carefully, I will give you Mamma. For that to happen, Mamma must come out first. In order for a lot of mamma to come out, the mamma pain has to grow. So, like you said, what was written there is not a lie.”

I was speechless.

This guy has his own logic his! I wasn’t saying anything out of the ordinary!

Since the Holy Sword put forward logic, I also have to logically talk to the Holy Sword. But the constant Mamma, Mamma, Mamam sound makes me… I think I’m going crazy!

While I was losing my mind, the Holy Sword grabbed Lenny and hung down.

“You are heartbroken…”

“No, don’t say mamma pain!”

“Anyway, that. It was big and soft. Talking and talking. How do you do that? I’m not like that.”

“… !”

At the words of the Holy Sword, Lenny covered his chest with his hand and opened his mouth.

“Did you touch my breasts?”

“Yes.”

“Oh, when… ! When did you touch my breasts again!”

“Just now? When you passed out?”

Lenny was very angry at the Holy Sword’s words.

“Holy Sword! I told you that you shouldn’t put your hands on people’s bodies like that. Before, many times!”

It’s really rare for Lenny to get angry. But somehow it seemed to me that he was trying to hide his shame. The appearance of wanting to block the holy sword’s mouth as soon as possible.

Yuri barged in and slammed her at Lenny.

“Your sister shouldn’t say that.”

“What do you mean?!”

At Yuri’s words, Lenny’s face became as if he was about to die. Seeing her face her, Yuri became her astonished face her, then she smiled mischievously.

“Unnie, if a person is awake, she knocks them out and then attacks them. I don’t know who she says no to see, really. No one else knows, but you don’t have the right to say things like that.”

“…!”

Yuri giggled and bruised her Lenny. Miss Lenny, she’s completely caught up.

“Kuuuuu”

Lenny looked up at me with the sad expression of her puppy in the rain.

Lenny is cute with such a sad face, but if she doesn’t side with her Lenny at this point, she will be completely sullen.

But no matter what I try to say to the holy sword guy, it’s just a moment. This guy’s fundamental problem is his innocence without malice, and that wasn’t a problem that could be solved with just one or two words.

Her head her hurts

When she talked about dungeons and goddesses earlier, she thought she was a bit of an adult, but now she’s completely…

Does your appearance affect your mental age? If that’s the case, I don’t know if I should keep my adult form as this guy said.

“Anyway. Mama…You have to have big breasts to raise your baby well. So, you have to give me divine power quickly.”

“…”

Cancel what you just said Really, is there any chance that this malevolent innocence will be mitigated by her making this guy into her adult form her?!

It would be nice if one of his skills included a mental age increase.

I opened the system window in a dazzled mood, and found an increasing red dot on one side of the minimap.

“For a moment. What’s coming?”

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Red dots growing around. That…

“Ant?”

Of course, it’s not like a little ant wriggling on the ground.

Truly befitting a dungeon, ants that looked like medium-sized dogs. The number is probably around twenty.

– Crunchy crunch.

Yuri’s eyebrows furrowed at the grating sound of gnawing his jaw.

“It’s a monster I’ve never seen before. Besides, this is a beginner zone. Why is there such a thing?”

“They say there was a Distortion a while ago.”

Twist. A phenomenon in which the dungeon environment changes arbitrarily. So it wouldn’t be surprising if a monster you couldn’t see yesterday suddenly appears today.

However, Yuri had a very displeased face as to what she didn’t like.

“They say there are no rules in a dungeon, but that’s just an investigation… Well, that’s okay. Am I passing it like this?”

“No. It’s coming this way. It’s clear.”

The direction of the ants seen on the mini-map was clearly heading this way.

The good news is that it doesn’t move that fast.

“How to? Run away?”

“… Wait a minute.”

I was about to run away as Yuri said, but I suddenly had an idea.

I instructed Yuri to do something, and Yuri tilted his head at him, but fired his bow without saying anything.

– Kwajik.

The head of the ant heading this way was broken by an arrow shot by Yuri, and it sagged. The result was good, but Yuri frowned.

“The feeling of being stuck is ambiguous. If it had been a little harder, I would have used Sharpness.”

“It’s okay. That’s enough.”

Sharpness is a skill Yuri learned from Ariel. Adding mana to arrows to add sharpness.

If I don’t even need to use that, I can finish it on my line. The holy sword’s ultra-vibrating blade splits even rocks.

“Great. It’s just fine. I don’t have time, so I’ll be brief.”

I quickly explained the operation.

The content was simple. It was to test the updated function of the holy sword. During the test, the two wait behind protection.

“Eh, but doing that number alone… It’s too dangerous.”

“It’s okay. Because if you do, you will run away. I’m behind you.”

Lenny was a face that wanted to stop, but it was only after she gave her word that she was going to run away that she reluctantly nodded her head.

“…Yes. Look out.”

“I will support you from this side as well. If something happens, I will scream, so you have to run away right away.”

“OK got it.”

After getting a quick buff from Lenny, she stepped forward. Wait, before that…

“Why are you doing that there?”

The holy sword was hiding behind Lenny’s protection. Even though the eyes of the three people are focused on me, I sit on the ground and grass as if I am in another world…

“…Ah! Don’t pull!”

“Who are you doing this for now, and you want to goof around by yourself?”

“Ah, I understand… It’s annoying… “

I checked the stat window while dragging the grumbling holy sword beside me.

[Level: 40]
[HP: 650 / 650]
[Magic power: 300 / 300]
[ Regular : 750 / 750 ]
[ Stamina : 49 ]
[Spirit: 49]
[ Strength : 60 + 15 ]
[ Agility: 47 + 15 ]
[Charm: 75]
[ Stamina : 45+30 ]
[Undistributed points: 10]

At level 40, the spirit is fully charged. Honestly, it’s hard to say that I’ve paid attention to leveling up until now, but the monsters in the beginner zone I’ve met so far are stats that can literally be massacred.

“Hey. Get ready now.”

“Sheesh, I’ll transform as soon as I’m done. Understand?”

The Holy Sword grumbled until the very end and returned to the sword.

“…”

I blinked at the sight in front of me.

This guy is floating in the air, right? Did the update add the ability to fly?

-Push, push sit.

“…”

No, it’s not like that. The holy sword was gaining momentum to float in the air while spewing holy fire minutely. Like Elon Musk’s SpaceX!

[ What do you think? Can you do something like this now? ]

The holy sword’s pompous message.

It’s really absurd. It’s like being fancy in a place like this.

…To be honest, it’s kind of cool. A floating sword spewing flames.

“What are you doing-!”

“!”

Yuri’s cry brought me to my senses. Now is the time to be serious. I grabbed the holy sword and ran forward.