Chapter 379 – The Holy Sword and Everyday Life (7)

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Wow, this guy is fast!

The holy sword went into the equipment store before I could say anything. An armor shop run by a short dwarf who had been here before.

– With my daughter!

“It’s scary!”

“Oh…What?!”

I grabbed the holy sword by the nape of its neck and pulled it.

“It’s clothes. What did you come here to buy?”

At my words, the holy sword pointed at me. No, it wasn’t pointing at me, it was the one I was carrying…

“Sword sheath?”

“Okay! It!”

I was stunned. This guy is really unpredictable. Whether it’s a sword or a human, it’s completely arbitrary! No, and above all.

“You can transmogrify.”

This guy became a one-handed sword while clattering like Iron Man transforming. He could be said to have become a two-handed sword.

In addition, as shown in the dream sharing, it could be a double sword.

….Double swords. If this guy is divided, will there be an alter ego? Another one with this personality?! You should never try

Anyway, that’s why this guy doesn’t need a perfectly fitted scabbard.

“But you’re going to buy a sword sheath?”

The Holy Sword stared at me.

“Depending on my mood, what I want to wear that day is different! I don’t know about you, who wears the same clothes every day.”

“…”

That’s right…That’s right…But…!

I suddenly felt the dwarf’s strange gaze watching us.

A pretty girl who wants to wear a sword sheath. It’s like seeing these psychopaths for the first time…

“Uh, um. This, this guy actually has his own knife, but he even gives it a name. So, why do swords need clothes? Haha.”

Did my desperate excuse work? The dwarf’s eyes turned slightly friendly, and he nodded his head as if he understood and spoke to me in a coy manner.

“Hmmmm. Well, nothing special. Some adventurers believe that weapons have souls…”

“Is there really?”

“…Anyway, that’s how it is.”

“… Anyway, yes. This guy wants to see the scabbard, so please guide me.”

“Yep. Come this way What type do you want…”

“Show me everything!”

“Then…”

I had no choice but to stand in a daze while the holy sword made friends with the dwarves.

The more you think about it, the more ridiculous it gets.

Does the special product of the goddess, which does not go out and can be cleaned by itself, cover the scabbard? No, and above all, this guy can now humanize as he pleases. Why are you looking for a sheath on such a subject?

“Cow, customer, it would be difficult if you do that!”

The dwarf’s perplexed tone. When I saw that, I couldn’t help but be frightened.

Oh My God. The holy sword guy is putting her fingers in and out of her scabbard!

“Hmm. It’s okay. It feels soft and close to the skin. Can’t you make this wider?”

“Then it will break!”

“I’d like to go a little deeper…”

The dwarf’s eyes turned strange and he looked at me. Hearing that, I’m in pain too!

“Uh, um. This, this guy, so, should she say that she became one with the sword and the bite? Anyway, he believes that he has such a state, haha.”

“I am a sword soon?”

“Then, don’t be. You are the sword.”

In the eyes of the dwarf, I could see the light of various worries emerging. Is it better to get rid of these psychopaths right away, or should we hold on until sales are up?

…

In the end, I had no choice but to buy this guy’s sword case by type.

It wasn’t that the cost was huge. I bought each type, but the holy sword guy poured out knowledge that I couldn’t understand, and the dwarf was surprised by that, so I didn’t dare catch him.

Still, something, something feels like my soul has been robbed.

The dwarf gave me a sad look. He seems to say that no matter how smooth his face is and how much he knows, what’s the point if he’s insane…

Strictly speaking, it’s not crazy. There was nothing wrong with what this guy said. It’s just too much energy.

The Holy Sword guy, overflowing with energy, was moving her fingers in and out of the dagger scabbard while giggling.

Cancel what you just said. I think this guy is crazy!

The Holy Sword, who had been smirking, suddenly stopped her steps.

“Right. I forgot something.”

“You forgot?”

“Gift!”

“It’s a gift, what else after buying this much…”

“Not me! Him!”

“Who else is he… To Niel?”

“Okay!”

Is it because I spent time with Niel? The holy sword felt oddly attached to Niel.

I felt like I was going to lose my temper, but I was still in the mood to find out.

I also have many emotional debts to Niel. Actually leaving the holy sword guy in his care, or not paying much attention to the curse.

“…So, what present do you want to buy?”

“Book!”

“A book?”

“Yes, a book! I saw the things he wanted to buy last time.”

“… How do you know that?”

In response to my question, the Holy Sword spoke of what he had seen.

There were a lot of things written on the piece of paper that said “List of Orders”, And some of them had “Books” Written on them.

Of course, it wasn’t Niel’s showing, it seemed that the Holy Sword guy had searched the desk and found it.

Right. Niel is sick, so he can’t go outside. Instead, he only looked at the catalog and placed an order. Is it a different world version of home shopping?

I have to say something about the holy sword guy’s arbitrary invasion of privacy, but on the other hand, it also piqued my interest.

“What book did you order?”

The holy sword rolled her pupils upward. The expression that brought back her memory, and the words that came out of the mouth of the holy sword immediately …

“Poor, Dragonian Maid and Evil Master’s,”

“Stop!”

Nothing more to hear Poor maid and wicked master, and what? Dragonian?

Please, don’t destroy my illusions about Niel.

I already knew that Niel reads a lot of red books…But still, a Dragonian maid. Ms. Niel, did you have that kind of taste!

Why are all the kids I meet missing a screw?

Well, since the screws are missing from me, it may be a natural result and destiny in a way.

Anyway, I have to stop the Holy Sword.

If it were the other kids, I might have joined in and made fun of him, but that’s hard for Niel.

Since Niniel is a patient, she might be ashamed of herself if it were discovered that she liked the red book. In the first place, going to the street where the bookstore is is not something I should do now.

So, the thing that might get his attention Her right now is…

“For a moment. Holy sword, look at that!”

“What?”

I pointed to the street vendors lined up on one side of the street.

“You said you’ve been curious about what it’s like to eat right since the old days. If so, shouldn’t there be something that needs to be done first?”

“…”

The holy sword looked at my fingertips and its eyes lit up.

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“Are you back… ?”

After barely finishing shopping with the Holy Sword, the mansion finally returned. Rebecca stopped greeting her and widened her eyes when she saw the shape of the holy sword.

“…It’s been a while since I saw that. Fortunately, things seem to have worked out. Are the others still here?”

“Okay. We came because we had work. I don’t know when I’ll be back.”

“Then dinner… “

“It! Give me that!”

Before Rebecca could say anything, the Holy Sword made a fuss beside her. I sighed at the urging of the holy sword and took out a paper bag from my inventory.

What… A lot, a lot.

In the bosom of the Holy Sword, one, two… I can’t even hold it anymore. And the rest to Rebecca.

The Holy Sword guy tried to lose his mind at the stimulating flavor of the street food he was tasting for the first time. This guy, if I told him to live there, he was really ready to die.

In the end, I was able to return only after packing a lot.

“Can you keep this for me?”

“What is all this about?”

Rebecca peeked at her paper bag and raised an eyebrow. It looks like he doesn’t like the snacks I brought out.

“Eugene. As I said before, it is better not to eat these poor quality foods…”

Oh, this guy is triggered. I was triggered to pick it up! But isn’t this me?

“Did it taste better than yours?”

-Kugung.

At the words of the Holy Sword, Rebecca hit the back of her head with her hammer, making her face look like it had been beaten.

Whoa, this guy’s lips are trembling.

Well, Rebecca was the one who even made special meals because of the holy sword’s particularly picky taste.

But if you hear that the cheap snacks sold on the street are better than the ones you made with so much care… Hmm. Even if it’s me, I think I’ll be hurt a little.

“Rebecca. For a moment.”

“What…”

“I mean that guy… “

I pulled Rebecca lightly and whispered.

The holy sword at the time, when the taste was picky, was half-broken in its senses due to incomplete humanization. It’s different now, so no matter what I eat, I won’t react the way I used to.

“…”

At my explanation, Rebecca looked at me with an incomprehensible look.

What is this guy I told you about it because I thought about it, but why is it so subtle when you look at me?

“…Okay. All right.”

Rebecca’s eyes seemed to spark something.

“Oh, hey! Why are you pulling!”

“Now that you’re back, shouldn’t you wash up first?”

“I can do it!”

“You’ve said that before, but don’t you know what happened?”

“It’s different now! I’m not the me back then!”

“You’ll see that when you see it. Eugene. If you’re washing up, I think the meal will be ready.”

After Rebecca said that, she took her holy sword and went somewhere.

What should I say? It was a day like a storm.

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I thought, blankly under the shower, getting hit by the stream of water.

The holy sword and the arena, the church and the inspectorate. Saintess. Goddess and witch.

Various thoughts cluttered her head, but there was something else she had to do right away.

Today, it’s my turn to spend the night with Ariel.

But, is that okay?

I leave them at the entrance of the dungeon where waves of monsters are happening and I spend time having sex?

Although Lenny and Yuri decided to let me go first, and what I’m doing is not sex for pleasure, it’s an act with a purpose…

But still I can’t

After all, I think I should either tell Ariel and bring her back, or put it off.

…

But it didn’t have to be. Because they came back while I was washing.