Chapter 42 – Priest’s Fun Time (3)

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In the carriage to Emily’s.

“Lenny. Do you know what an Ego Sword is?”

“Yes?”

Tilt your head. I don’t seem to mind what happened last night. Fortunate for me

“Ah! I think I’ve heard of it. That the sword has an ego…”

“I guess this holy sword is that kind of guy. It made sense.”

“Wow…! Can I talk to you too?”

Eyes shining with anticipation.

“No. So far, you can only talk to me.”

It’s always fun to betray such light expectations. It’s delicious to see because the facial expressions are varied.

“Ah..”

“It’s not something I can talk about normally. I can only speak in my dreams. And only if this guy wants it.”

“Okay…Then, that holy sword…? Holy Sword?”

Lenny expressed himself like a human being.

Holy Sword…I don’t even know what to look at this guy. He behaves like a human being, but it was very vague to define this existence, perhaps because it was a dream job. Would it be a little different in real life?

“What kind of person is he?”

The impression of the holy sword is… A beautiful girl with scarlet hair who has a good figure but a little skinny breasts. She wears elegant yet revealing clothes, but that’s not the point. It bothered me for some reason to talk like that. Above all, this guy’s biggest feature is…

“…Has a bad personality.”

“Yes?! Is it a holy sword?”

“Well. He’s a weird guy He’s the kind of guy who uses cheap words, has a hobby of harassing people, and tries to stay on top if he’s a little vigilant.”

As I recall, I gossiped about the holy sword. Cursing like this seemed to ease my feelings toward him a little. It seems like there’s some untrue mixed in, but what’s the point?

“Why…”

Why? Isn’t it obvious?

“I think it’s probably because she resembles a goddess. The sword’s life was given by her goddess, she said with her own mouth. Well she’s a goddess just like her parents. It is said that her original child resembles her parents, and the Holy Sword’s bad personality is that she is a goddess…”

“Mr. Eugene!”

I stopped talking! Cool!

Lenny lit twin wicks in her eyes and let out her words.

“Mr. Eugene! Disrespectful! Yujin is an apostle of the Goddess! How could you say something like that… ! Goddess is not like that!”

“…”

-Pajikpajik.

“Mr. Also, are you doing that?”

Seeing the sparks on her fingertips, Leni trembled.

“No. I will not.”

I continued, shaking my hands to blow away the pain.

“Anyway, I have something to say to this guy. I told you to talk to me in the morning. So sleep a little on the way.”

“Ah yes.”

I closed my eyes. She held onto her mind for a while, hoping that Lenny might run over me again, but Lenny just put her arm around her shoulder and stayed still. It’s a little sad, but I like this too.

As she smelled the scent of herbs that emanated from Lenny’s body, her mind gradually…

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“What. What.”

As expected, the holy sword appeared with a bumpy face. I dropped a drop of the contents of the Nova Bomb on my way out in the morning. He must have known what that meant.

“Hey. It’s inconvenient to do this every time. You don’t like it either I sprinkle it on you every day.”

“… “

“So tell me how you can come into my dreams. I don’t like it when you do that every time I have something to say to you. You’re not the only one feeling bad.”

“Ha…”

As the holy sword guy sighed and did something, a status window popped up in front of his eyes.

[ Holy Sword 「Splendor」 ]
[Mode: Two-Handed Sword]
[ Attribute: ▼ ]
[ Message : You can have a short communication with the Holy Sword. ]
[Dream Share: Share the holy sword and the dream world while sleeping. ]

There was also a hidden skill. This guy You were hiding this.

“Hey. But message? Can’t you talk to me if you use this? Why didn’t you use it?”

The Holy Sword looked at my question.

“…Well, but… The last time I shared a dream…”

“What then?”

“You only have a small amount of holy power left… My, if I use my holy power at will, I will do it again… “

I don’t know what nonsense this guy is talking about.

“Hey. At that time, it was because you were the first to quarrel. I won’t do that anymore, so send me a message if there’s anything you want to say.”

“Really?”

Since it was my first time with Holy Sword, his attitude has changed a lot. What was your change of heart? She is much more docile than she was when she sprayed divine liquid to teach her.

“Okay. And how has your attitude changed so much? Did you regret it?”

“No…Just…Because you normally recharged your divine power…”

A wriggling holy sword. If you treat him normally, will he become normal too? Or is there a difference depending on who infuses the divine power? But I was still a little bit sarcastically hurt.

“Is that so? Aren’t you sorry for stabbing people with knives and aiming for the legs from the start?”

“…”

The Holy Sword, who lowered his head and stared at the floor. Just like an ant observes, it only looks at its toes.

“Whoa… Well that’s okay. If you do well in the future, it will be enough.”

“….Sorry… “

At my words, he glanced up at me, then lowered his head again and muttered something. This guy might be just plain nice.

Anyway, I don’t think I’ll do it in the future, so there’s no need to talk about the past. I came to this strange place because I was curious about the holy sword.

“But you. You said something strange last time. You want to meet the hero and become a human?”

“…”

The Holy Sword just stared at the floor without answering. Why are you in such a bad mood? Let’s play a little bit

“It’s okay because I’ve already met the hero.”

“…Sheesh…”

“Do you want to be a real person?”

“…Yes…”

“Why?”

“…Just…”

“… ”

The end was blurred, but this guy’s words weren’t over yet. I waited for the holy sword’s answer.

“…Just…Becoming a human…I can move as I please…I don’t like being in the dark anymore…”

“… I see.”

Right.

I see. So, what did you do with the warm one last time?

I organized my thoughts for a while and started explaining to the holy sword.

“It is not that there is no way… “

Awakeners can also purchase advanced magic such as “Polymorph” In the Point Shop. But you have to earn a lot of points and level up a lot. If that’s the case, you’ll have to go to the Great Labyrinth instead of just going around the outside dungeon.

Of course, I have to thoroughly prepare my skills as well as my equipment.

“…That’s why I have to buff you. And even if you use that magic, it doesn’t mean you can become human forever. Polymorph has a time limit.”

Or maybe I could use the skill suggestions to do something…But I can’t think of anything right now.

“Yeah, that’s fine.”

Even if it was only that much, the holy sword had an expression that said it was a good thing.

“Yeah, but that buff… It didn’t work out last time.”

Yes. Ultimately, this is the problem. Even if the holy sword said to receive a buff, it would be a joke if it didn’t work. I asked the Holy Sword what I was suspicious of.

“Hey you. Giving birth with that belly button… Who told you about that?”

“I just knew from the beginning. Maybe the Goddess told me?”

‘Hey! You stupid goddess!’

Fortunately, it seems that it is okay to curse in a dream. You can swear to your heart’s content later. For once, this guy needed to re-educate her sex.

“So that’s what I mean. Can you see how things are going outside?”

“Yes. Like this.”

The holy sword guy popped up a screen and saw me in the basement looking at my dick…

“Ah. Stop! Okay! Stop it!”

“You know how bad I feel now, right?”

“…Okay. I’m sorry.”

For a moment, she erases the terrible memories from her head and continues.

“Anyway, there’s something you need to know to apply the buff. First of all, babies are not born from the belly button.”

“…What?”

The holy sword turned into a shocked face as if the world had been denied it. I don’t know what he’s going to do if he knows what sex is.

“…I’ll explain later. Can I write a message too? I will call you then.”

I could do sex education by writing a message while showing a little bit of what I was doing with Lenny. It’s something I didn’t even do, but I feel a little bit embarrassed.

“Understand? Then let me go now.”

“Ah, over there.”

“What?”

The Holy Sword hesitated before opening his mouth.

“Sacred power… Can I use it as I please? Can I write a regular message?”

You’re talking like you’re spending some pocket money.

“Write what you want to write. Because charging is not difficult. Now… “

“Ah, over there. And..”

This guy I had a lot to say. How have you been patient?

“That… Don’t put me in that strange space… Every time I open my eyes, it’s a place I don’t know… It makes me feel bad… ”

I mean carry it with you instead of putting it in your inventory. It’s not that difficult.

“Okay. Okay.”

It’s time to go back to Lenny. For a moment… Come to think of it…

“Can you talk to anyone else?”

“I don’t know either. Why is it only you?”

Hmm. That’s what i’m curious about

Anyway, this guy. I think I look a little cute because I’m so obedient. When she saw the guy standing there, she just wanted to tease him.

“Isn’t it because I broke your seal? It’s your master.”

“Lord, master?!”

At those words, her holy sword her trembled and transformed into the main body and flew away.

“Hey! You have to send me back!”

Damn guy.

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“Ugh.”

I woke up without knowing something feels weird When I woke up, the sensation was bizarre. It’s like waking up after being given general anesthesia.

“Yes…”

Looking to her side of her, Lenny was dozing in my arms.

…I must have bothered you too much. Whether it’s cure or recovery, in the end, it’s not like taking a real break. It is no different from holding the spirit with caffeine doping. After all, you have to sleep.

“Uhhhhh… “

“… “

‘Cause I was so sick of you yesterday I need to make her sleep a little easier. Okay. I think it would be good to loosen up a little bit. Light enough not to break.

“Haa… Uh…”

Hug from behind Let Lenny lean her head against me so she can sleep comfortably.

“Ugh… Ah… “

Then you have to lift her chest her first. Because Lenny has her big, heavy breasts her. Her shoulder her must be strained.

“Ahhhhh… “

Then put her electric massager on the lowest power and start from her bottom her…

“Heh…Heh…”

It wriggles even when you are still, fun to look at and fun to touch, both are great.

“Yeah… Ah… “

Wriggling wriggling.

“Ah. “

Tricky, fidgety. Wriggling wriggling.

“An eyepatch..Uh..Mr..An eyepatch… An eyepatch!”

Tricky, fidgety. Wriggling wriggling. Flinch.

“Hot?!”

Lenny jumped up and saw my hand holding her breasts her…

“Eugene See it!!!!!”