Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 44

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 44 – Hunter’s Tale and (1)

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“Mr. Eugene? Are you okay?”

“…”

Breakfast before departing for Niborg. Lenny is smiling as if he slept really well last night.

I’m sorry. I stayed up all night with my eyes almost open because you were attached to me, but you clung to me like a hot pack. If you’re not going to do it, shouldn’t you rather stick to the glass? Visually, that’s even better. My body is hard there.

Besides, it wasn’t over with Lenny. This morning, I had to take off my feet by myself. Because I couldn’t have sex! But as the three continued to stick together, each angle could not be seen. Angle to have sex! I can not see!

…Well, come to think of it, I’ve never told Lenny about being in heat. That’s why it’s okay to call for a while to get rid of it. Sex should be mutually enjoyable. Enjoying it alone for a while is nothing different from treating it as an ona hall. I hate that.

Of course, it’s okay to take such a concept with mutual consent. For example, burying the upper half of the body in a wall and leaving only the lower half exposed.

‘…’

I think it will be a server.

Anyway, now the sex angle is more important than the content of the game. The problem is that I have no idea how to get the sex angle…

While I was idly measuring the angle, Yuri stopped chewing the bread and put on a puzzled expression.

“Are you not eating?”

“Oh, we should eat. Yes…”

Yuri also ate breakfast diligently. Her attitude is as if she will make up for the lack of sleep the night before with meals.

That would be the case, because Yuri was sleeping on the floor. It seemed that the three of them were in an uncomfortable bed.

When she woke up in the morning, she didn’t see her in bed, so she was surprised to think she had gone to pluck out her eyeballs, but she was just wriggling on the floor naturally.

It’s something I’ve felt since yesterday, but there’s a bit of an impudent side to the subject of walking with a straight edge like this female model, or subtly twisting your body and grabbing the atmosphere as it is.

Perhaps it was because she slept on the floor anyway, while eating, Yuri twisted her body around as if she was feeling stiff.

“…”

This beauty wears sleeveless clothes and a harness as standard. So, whenever you stretch, the harness tightens your body, accentuating your chest and showing your smooth armpits…

Okay. If you can’t have sex, you’ll have to do some eye candy.

“Mr. Eugene. Saliva.”

“Ah.”

Chew.

Lenny, who followed my gaze, had a slightly rugged face before he knew it. Will you provoke me like that at night?

When I glanced at Yuri as if to show off, Lenny looked at Yuri’s breasts, then her own, and finally looked at me with the expression on her face erased.

“…”

…I don’t know what Lenny’s expression means this time. Normally, even if I didn’t say anything, I could see clearly.

What the hell do you mean by taking turns staring at her tits?

Does she want to show off that her breasts are bigger? Or why is he getting mad at me for seeing breasts smaller than his? You’re asking if you should shorten your breasts… Aren’t you? That’s absolutely not possible.

Ho, by any chance…Do you mean that you will also wear revealing clothes? That’s kind of welcome

“…”

I couldn’t stand Lenny’s stare, so I quietly put my head on the plate.

“…”

…It’s strange when you think about it. Why is that woman stretching so much? In particular, waving her arms around and stretching them all over her, as if she wanted to show her armpits on purpose…

“Mr. Eugene. You should eat quickly. Is it late.”

“Ah. Yes.”

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It’s a waste.

After eating and packing up, Yuri told me what she said, and I realized a huge mistake that no one could blame.

“Thank you so much for letting me eat and sleep with you. If you go to the village, I will repay you with sincerity at my house.”

“Uh…Isn’t there an inn there?”

“Yes. It’s a small town…Sometimes tourists stay at the chief’s house, but my house is quite manageable. I will treat you without discomfort.”

It’s ruined. Screwed up! Only now did you find out about this? If you hang out with Yuri…You can’t have sex with Lenny!

I didn’t know it would turn out like this. How could this happen… Besides, until we clear the dungeon, we have to be advantageous and act together for a while, so there are more opportunities in the future….

“Ah…”

Lenny, who had been smiling since morning, was visibly flustered. It was only now that Yuri realized the meaning of her words.

‘Lenny! Why didn’t you stop me yesterday!’

With that meaning in mind, when I shot Lenny, Lenny opened her eyes and looked at me. What what what? Is it my fault?

How could you make me look like that after you tortured me like that before I went to sleep! I can’t be bothered like this! Where else can you find such an enemy?!

Whether or not I pulled my hair out like that, the preparations to move to Yuri’s Village were progressing steadily.

Yuri had quite a lot of luggage. When a big backpack is about to explode… What the hell do you put in it?

She had no choice but to put everything into her inventory. I bought a large leather pouch to disguise as a subspace pouch for occasions like this. Maybe you won’t find out that I’m an Awakener.

As her luggage was gone, Yuri’s wide eyes were quite nice to see.

“Yu, Yujin? What is this?”

“It’s a subspace pouch.”

“A subspace pouch?!”

Yuri was somehow at a loss.

“Hey, are you guys veteran adventurers? Oh, how…”

“Not like that. Take it easy.”

Yuri now casts her admiring glances. Lenny, who saw that, somehow became elated, as if he didn’t know that… He himself also doesn’t know why he was raising his nose like that at a subject he was surprised by so much a while ago.

On the way to her carriage ride, Yuri stumbled again while walking. Is there something wrong with that crackling model walk? Or maybe she’s this woman… Quite blunt despite her appearance? Her suspicions grow.

“Are you okay?”

“Ah yes. It’s okay.”

“You didn’t sleep well last night…”

“That’s not it. The bed was really soft. Thanks to you, I slept really well.”

Yuri listened with a sense of resentment, trying to finish her sentence. What the hell is she talking about so brazenly when she slept on the floor?

…Okay. Last night was a little painful for me too. I’d better stop talking about this.

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He said there was a little distance to Nilborg Village. Even if you leave in the morning, you will arrive almost in the evening.

I couldn’t stick to Lenny like I used to.

I don’t know if it’s a stranger, but there’s a temporary colleague in front of me, so it’s a bit of a joke with Lenny.

Lenny also looked at me from time to time and rubbed his body his, but there was nothing I could do about it. So don’t look at me like that. I think it will be a server!!!

While avoiding Lenny’s face, he wanders around looking for something to calm her down somehow. Come to think of it…Something…I think I’m missing something.

Right. Party!

“Well. Come to think of it, I haven’t had a party yet. Mr. Glass. Give me your hand.”

“Ah yes. Please take good care of me.”

[Name: Yuri Fogswight]
[ Job : ? ]
[Stat: Click to open ▶]
[Skill: Click to open ▶]
[ Characteristic : ? / ? / ? / ? ]

…But why does the job appear as ? Is it because of the ambiguous status of a retired ranger?

Anyway, it’s a long way to Nibolg Village. In our spare time, we started talking about trivial personal matters.

“So, you didn’t tell me last time, but why are you opening the outside dungeon?”

Well. It’s to eat a bowl of magic stones, but is it okay if I say this? I still haven’t decided how far to open up to Yuri. I don’t know what will happen after the goblin dungeon is dealt with.

Well, the superficial reason has already been made, so it’s okay. Just use the same excuse you used for your forearms in River Bridge.

“Well. Actually, I’m going to Westkeep to explore the Great Labyrinth. But I haven’t registered as an adventurer yet… I’m an aspiring adventurer.”

“Ah… Wannabe… “

When Yuri heard the story, she looked at me with a slightly pitiful look. Did the word wannabe not to her liking? Anyway, I’ve been talking.

“But from what I’ve heard, the Great Labyrinth is a pretty dangerous place. So, as an experience, I am looking back at the external dungeon.”

“Ah… That’s right… “

Yuri’s eyes seemed to see more and more pitiful things…

“Hey… External dungeons won’t be that helpful… I-I don’t know if it’s okay to say this, but it’s better to gain practical experience faster than practice… “

“…”

This woman… What the hell is she getting? They are looking at me with a relative’s face, telling me to stop preparing for the civil service exam and get a job quickly…

“Are you the son of a good family?”

“…”

“Ah, come to think of it, you even have high-end artifacts like subspace pouches… I was presumptuous. I’m sorry.”

…They see me as a slacker from a rich family! Lenny mistook me for a slave, and this woman sees me as an unemployed! Why do all the women I meet in this world misunderstand me?

“Hmm. Hmm. I’m about that. This priest… Ms. Lenny somehow came to be with me, so I’m with her. Rather, did you say Yuri is a retired ranger?”

“Yes? Oh yes, yes…”

A little embarrassed face. Why is that? Doubt creeps into my mind. I seem to know something… I seem to know… I don’t know…

“What are you doing now?”

“Now… I am a hunter and forest keeper. It’s because the work I do with the Ranger is similar.”

A slightly calmer voice. It feels like a prepared answer.

A retired ranger anyway…

I don’t know such a story. In the original work, he did n’t talk much about his past his, and he only focused on hunting goblins.

Anyway, if the retired ranger story is true, he must be a bit older than he looks. Did you ever get married…? Coincidentally, Lenny asked what I was curious about instead.

“Then… Do you live with your family? Is it okay if we go?”

At those words, Yuri suddenly twisted her body slightly, lowered her head, and answered in a slightly damp voice.

“… The family… Went far away…”

…My family is dead?!

“Ah… Sorry… “

Lenny doesn’t know what to do, as if she asked for nothing.

Anyway, this is a bit shocking. The reason why Yuri has an abnormal hostility towards goblins and at the same time becomes obsessed with madness is because his entire family his was killed by goblins. Is it too late?!

…Looks pretty good for that. Even if it’s okay now, do you lose your temper just by looking at goblins?

I don’t think so. It’s not like I’m out of my mind. Above all, Yuri didn’t talk about sweeping the dungeon, she only asked him to investigate the dungeon. What the hell happened to your family?

“…It’s okay. Never mind.”

Yuri turned her head and looked at the distant mountains. Her eyes were moist and vague, and it seemed that there was some reason I didn’t know about.

Did I guess wrong? Do family members and goblins have nothing to do with each other?

– Ting!

A status window pops up out of nowhere. A slightly lighter bell rang, different from the usual notification sound from the goddess.

[The Holy Sword is bored. ]

…This guy. I was staring at the situation outside, but I didn’t notice.

[What, why, what. ]

[I wonder when the holy sword will start to explain.]

Come to think of it, she should also give this guy sex education. The situation is very bad. She will show the real battle first and what should she do…

[ The holy sword demands an answer. ]

[You are watching everything right now. Read the mood I’ll do it for you later. ]

[ If the Holy Sword has nothing to do, ask for it to be trimmed. ]

“…”

…Okay. Because it’s embarrassing. I’d love to do something like that She took her grooming kit from her inventory and wiped the holy sword.

[The holy sword is said to be lower than that side. ]

“…”

This guy Last time I became a jjuguri and whimpered, then I became impudent again.

After such a slightly awkward time passed, the coachman lifted the tent slightly and started talking.

“Did you guys say you were adventurers?”

“Yes. Well, it’s similar.”

“Then you should come out and look at this.”

As the coachman said, when I looked outside, I saw something moving in the mountains, raising a cloud of dust.

“It is a wild boar. A little… No, it’s quite big. They are coming this way.”

Yuri was the first to grasp the situation. It has pretty good eyesight. It just looks like a dot to me. Yuri, who had been checking the situation with her eyes narrowed, jumped to her feet.

“Please stop the wagon. That wild boar is definitely coming this way. He seemed pretty angry… I think we should kick him out. Please give me my bow.”

Yuri grabbed the bow and quiver he had left with me and jumped out of the wagon. A sharp look in quick action. It’s like you do it when you do it.

“Lenny. Let’s go out.”

“Yes.”

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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