Chapter 499 – Holy Sword and Witch (2)

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“There was a letter from the witch.”

As Rize said that, she took out a letter from her arms and handed it to me.

I was shocked.

“Shouldn’t you have given me this first?”

“Hehe, that’s because our work is urgent…”

This woman is just confused with the guild. Even though it’s her own job, she’s almost like a spokesperson.

I received a letter from Rize with that thought in mind.

The witch’s message was tightly sealed in a nice envelope.

“?”

Even if you try to break the seal on the letter, it won’t break. It’s just a simple seal, but it doesn’t budge as if it’s under some sort of spell.

-Tiring!

[Authentication has been completed.

[Open the message at the specified location.

The UI flashed, and a destination sign appeared on the minimap. Given the circumstances, it appears that the seal on the letter can only be broken when it reaches its destination.

“…”

For some reason, I feel like cold sweat is running down my back.

Please witch, don’t do this. If you keep doing this, you will feel the difference in class. It means that you can no longer be seen as a witch!

“…”

Fortunately, there was no system message coming back.

In any case, it is impossible to ignore a witch’s message that can even interfere with the system.  I won’t be able to handle the aftermath.

I told Rize.

“I think I need to go into the dungeon for a moment.”

“Yes, yes?”

Rize was embarrassed.

“Eujin, Lady Milia will be arriving soon… Are you sure you want to go to the witch? It seems like it will take a long time to get there, so wouldn’t it be better to go next time? Even though the witch’s residence is close to the entrance, Eugene doesn’t even seem to be wearing a police suit today. Wouldn’t it be dangerous?”

Rize had a lot to say. He looks restless, as if I’m going to leave like this.

“I’ll just check the letter.”

“Yes…?”

“There must be some kind of magic. I can’t open it from here. It seems like a magic that can only be unlocked inside the dungeon…”

“What is that… Well, if you’re a witch, you might say that.”

Even though it didn’t make sense, Rize was convinced. Judging by the witch’s actions and words, it seems she has never been to the guild in person, but her reputation is great. How much history must we build…

My imagination about witches was cut off by Rize’s words.

“Yujin, but what should we do? As you may have seen before, the guards are currently controlling access, so it may not be easy to enter the dungeon…”

I looked at the minimap. The point the witch took was not far from the entrance to the dungeon. Is this just a walk?

“Is it okay if I just come in for a short while?”

“They say it’s for safety, but that’s not really the case. It’s just territoriality.”

Rize sighed deeply at my words.

“I had a bit of trouble with the security guards. I think I can ask you something if it’s just Eugene.”

“Hmm…”

I don’t know what all the fuss is about when I’m just going for a walk in the dungeon. In any case, there is no need to decline if you provide convenience.

I nodded.

“I have to go at least once.”

If you go in front of it, there might be a clue to the solution.

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“Does it make sense to limit the number of people entering this way? Do you know how many people come and go here every day? “If they suddenly stop us from going like this, are we going to starve to death?”

“Oh well, we’re not doing this because we want to do it either. What can I do if I tell you to do this from above? Instead of getting angry at lowly people like us, go talk to the guild staff over there.”

A truly stereotypical conversation could be heard at the entrance of the dungeon.

Angry civil servants and public officials who don’t want to take responsibility. If you look at things like this, it means that everyone lives there, whether in another world or in modern times.

The female adventurer who had been scolding her in front of her grunted as if her anger wasn’t going away and looked around at Rize.

“I know how to just charge a fee, but when I really need it…!”

The female adventurer grumbled openly as if to be heard.

“…”

Rize smiled shyly and hid herself behind me.

Hmm. If this happens, it will be very embarrassing for Rize, who said she was the only one letting me in.

I told Rize.

“I guess I can’t do as Rize suggests.”

“Yes?”

“I think the people waiting there will look at me very negatively.”

“So… Yeah…”

Rize lowered her head.

The atmosphere is beyond shit and bloody. If you show that you are passing by just because you have connections, you will get a look, an arrow, or something else in the back of your head.

The cause of the problem is the security guard and I am not at fault, but where does human psychology go like that?

On the one hand, it’s amazing. I just want to take a walk, so why do I have so much to worry about?

As I was slowly feeling worse, the conversation in front of me was going in a different direction.

“How much can you earn by being an adventurer? Wouldn’t it be better to retire now?”

“What?”

“The trend now is to be a civil servant. There will be a large-scale recruitment soon, and there will also be interviews.”

“So?”

The security guard, who looked a bit grumpy, said with a grin.

“If you do anything, I can take care of it. Either in front or behind.”

The guard chuckled and looked the adventurer up and down. Something between very pathetic flirting and subtle sexual harassment. It feels a bit like that. Just a bad guy.

But honestly, I can be subtly obnoxious. It would take a lot of courage to sexually harass a woman carrying a knife.

Still, it’s ugly.

The target female adventurer had such cold eyes that it seemed like she could shoot a freeze beam.

But looking at that image, it seems like a breakthrough is coming to mind. I told Rize.

“Rise, I have an idea. “Can you please cooperate?”

“Yes? What…”

I dragged Rize to a dark corner.

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“Big trouble, big trouble!”

Rize ran towards the entrance of the dungeon, making a fuss. The guards and adventurers who were still arguing turned around to see the commotion.

“What’s going on?”

“The news that a new type of monster has appeared near the entrance, wow!”

Rize stopped speaking and screamed. A face full of astonishment and fear. It feels like a very acting subject. Even I, who knew everything, was shocked, but the security guard, who didn’t know the inside story, was naturally shocked.

“Why, why are you doing that?”

“Han, Hans…!”

Rize pointed at the grumpy security guard with a trembling finger.

“Hans, you’ve already been defeated!”

“What are you talking about? What do you mean you suffered when there are no monsters or anything here?”

“Pants, pants…!”

“Pants?”

The body of the security guard, who had been following Rize’s fingertips with his gaze, froze. The crotch of Hans was bulging even though he was wearing thick pants.

“This, this…”

While the security guard was panicking, the face of the female adventurer standing next to him turned red.

“This bastard, the reason he was talking nonsense earlier was because this guy called the security guard got horny and did something like this…!”

“No, I never thought like that!”

“It’s a monster! “You were hit by a monster!”

“Didn’t you say you were attacked by a monster?”

“Shut up! You gaze rapist! Watch! What are you doing if you don’t arrest this guy right now?”

“Gaze rape, what kind of crime is that?”

There is no other mess like this. It would be okay to sneak out into the dungeon at this point, but there was a second step to this operation.

“Huh?!”

The grumpy security guard’s body stiffened, and his legs closed excessively. Like a creaking wooden doll, or trembling as if something is wrong.

“This, this, this can’t be happening, why on earth…!”

Rize shouted.

“It’s a love bug!”

“Love bug?”

It’s a new monster I discovered a while ago, and when bitten, it becomes sexually arousing and…

“Again?”

“It’s going to be premature ejaculation!”

“Ugh, wow!”

Just in time for Rize’s words to end, I hit the grumpy member with maximum sensitivity and pleasure.

“Kaaaaak!”

The security guard jerked and fell to the side, his back flopping around like a fish thrown out of the water.

“Ooooo!”

Pants that are so hot that they get wet are a bonus. It is truly an indescribable sight. It’s a scene I created, but I can’t bear to open my eyes and look at it…

Unlike me, Rize spoke in an excited explanation mode.

“If you are bitten by a love bug, you will end up with premature ejaculation! It’s a small bug that you can’t even see! “Everyone else needs to withdraw quickly!”

The guards quietly retreated when they heard that it was leading to premature ejaculation. Only poor Hans is still shaking his head.

Rize shouted, blocking his path to prevent the guard from completely retreating.

“Luckily we have the antidote! “I’d like to ask Hans to help me!”

“Uh, uhm…”

“Come on!”

“Gun…”

The guards didn’t want to touch the wriggling fishman, so they tied him up with a spear and dragged him away. Rize winked at me as she led the guards away.

“…”

It’s an antidote. Could there be such a thing?

I didn’t say anything about antidote or anything like that. This is what Rize suggested.

In the first place, skills naturally lose their effectiveness over time. Nevertheless, Rize said that such a lie was necessary in order to completely withdraw the guards. They’re probably trying to sell something like plain water. I get a little scared sometimes.

“…”

It wasn’t just the security guards who were frightened by the rumor that there was a premature ejaculation bug that bitten nearby. The male adventurers who had been loitering near the entrance had also quietly disappeared.

However, several female adventurers were looking around with curious eyes. As if there was some intention.

Some of them were glancing at me.

Hmm… I don’t know why you’re looking at me like this.

Anyway, when the guards disappeared, the adventurers who were loitering at the entrance began to look at each other and enter the dungeon.

I walked with my body slightly cowered, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible.

“…”

The point the witch took a picture of was a place not too far from the entrance.

I opened the witch’s letter, thinking that I was asking her to do something really troublesome.

“…”

There was nothing written on the letterhead.

What? What does this mean?

When I saw this, a certain old story suddenly came to mind. The case of the box-box murder case in which Jojo killed Sun-wook by sending him an empty box.

Does this mean you’re going to get rid of me because I’ve exhausted my usefulness?!

It’s not a joke. I was really feeling scared and dizzy!

“Ouch…!”

I almost passed out from dizziness. The scenery in front of my eyes had changed.

“This is…”

“It’s been a long time.”

The witch was looking down at me wearing a tight dress.