Chapter 505 – Guild Leader and Saint

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Correction of abnormal sexual desires according to the witch. That can’t be easy. Because the witch knew that, she couldn’t ask for anything more than a favor.

It’s proofreading…

It is nothing else but correction of sexual desire.

In modern times, I would have done things like psychotherapy or drug treatment, but I have neither the knowledge nor the ability in those areas. Persuading with words is literally nonsense.

In that case, I ultimately have no choice but to use my skill using pleasure, but I can’t guarantee that it will be corrected.

It’s simple if you think about it backwards.

Let’s imagine that I am captured by someone and forced to have homosexual sex. Does that make me gay?

It can’t be.

Of course, there is a saying that if you treat it like a female, it will become a female, but it would take an enormous amount of time to make that statement come true.

Fortunately, thanks to the skill the witch gave me, the time issue seems to have been resolved somehow.

I looked at the witch’s skills.

[Skill: Wet Dream]

[Type: Active]

[Effect: User shares virtual space with target. Virtual space receives the same feedback as regular space, but the flow of time is different.

It is the so-called room of time and spirit.

Moreover, unlike dream sharing, which is exclusive to the holy sword, the witch’s image sharing did not obscure the target nor did it dull the senses.

But it wasn’t the only advantage. Because the skill description implied a huge penalty.

[When skill use ends, feedback from the virtual space is transferred to the normal space.

“…”

My head feels dizzy.

For some reason, the name of the skill was unusual. Now I understand why it got such a strange name like wet dream.

First, no matter what you do in the mental space, your real body does not react. However, the moment you come out of the mental space, the feedback that occurred in that space is reflected in your body.

Simply put, like the cliché of time-stopping movies, pleasure comes rushing in an instant. It’s as if the witch suddenly had a seizure after interrupting her mental space.

Indeed. Now I think I understand why the image space is given such a strange name as wet dream. It was like having a problem with your underwear after having a dirty dream.

“…!”

I realized something new.

As expected, witches are beyond my imagination. She couldn’t believe she was trying to double her pleasure by taking a picture of the time-stopping water herself…

-Burrr.

The holy sword rang like a phone vibrating.

Although he didn’t speak to me, I felt like I could roughly understand the Holy Sword’s feelings.

‘You said you didn’t forget?’

The Holy Sword’s wish is to become human.

It has been done. For a limited time only.

For a while, he walked around humanized as he wanted, but the Holy Sword has never been humanized again since the last quest. It was impossible to even have a conversation, let alone humanize.

And the reason is that the goddess used the resources of the holy sword.

The horse was using resources. From what I felt, it felt similar to a kind of youth labor exploitation.

[Joy. I can’t believe what you say. Is this the first time you say something like that?

The Holy Sword started a pointless argument.

It’s not that I don’t have anything to say, but there was no need to distinguish between right and wrong here. That doesn’t solve anything.

I got straight to the point.

‘Did you hear the story the witch told?’

[…]

‘If you want to be free from the exploitation of the goddess, you have no choice but to do as the witch says.’

[It’s not even exploitation…]

‘So you don’t like it? ‘Do you mind if I continue to be called wherever the goddess calls me?’

[It’s not like that…]

Why is this guy so hesitant?

The holy sword felt strangely removed. It seemed like he was a little scared.

Yeah, I think I know what it is. Come to think of it, this guy has a history of running away when she gets her turn.

But it shouldn’t be like that this time either.

I spoke to the Holy Sword.

‘You know what to do, right? If you run away this time, it will be of no use.’

[To make a mess of me by doing such strange things to me… To torment me to the point of death…]

‘Hey, what on earth are you talking about now? You know it’s not, right? If I was tormenting the kids, why did they see me every night?’

[Well… But! The witch suddenly had a seizure and ran away!

‘What? What do you mean, suddenly? That’s what happened because the witch hurriedly escaped from the mental space…’

[Image space? What is that?

The Holy Sword was complaining that he didn’t understand what I was saying.

Now I think I understand why the Holy Sword is showing such a negative reaction. This guy has never entered the witch’s mental space, so she thinks the witch just had a fit, and then she ran away.

Well, if you lie down with me and say you’re going to have sex with me, and then suddenly climax close to a seizure, it might be scary for someone watching from the side.

The Holy Sword spoke in a wary voice.

[After all, you have tormented so many women, and it wasn’t enough, so you tried to destroy me as well…]

I cut off the Holy Sword’s words.

‘Okay, then let’s do it like this. ‘I’m going to do it slowly, so you can get used to it little by little.’

[How?

‘Are you saying you’re scared of me doing it myself?’

[…]

Although I couldn’t see it, I could tell that the holy sword was nodding her head.

‘I don’t have to do it myself, right? Fortunately, I know a lot of tricks… And helpful tools. Let’s try something like that.’

[…]

I gave the Holy Sword a rough and vague explanation of the toys.

In this part, it could be said that it was fortunate that the Holy Sword could not peek into the witch’s mental space. If I had seen it, I would have made a fuss and said I didn’t like it.

However, the Holy Sword responded cautiously.

[… I can’t believe it. Try it on someone other than me first.

He seems like a picky guy.

It’s not that I don’t understand because the kids lose their minds and faint every time they play with me, but isn’t this guy the one who is desperate?

Even if you do as the Holy Sword says, it is still a problem. Who are you asking to test it?

‘Let’s go back and talk about it first.’

The guild entrance will be soon. And in front of me, Rize was waving her hand.

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“Yujin!”

Rize, who discovered me, came running and let out a sigh of relief.

“Are you finished with all your business? The witch will never call you again, right?”

“For now, it seems like that.”

“I’m glad. “I was worried that the witch might catch me.”

She was actually captured, but there’s no need to talk about what happened.

I shrugged my shoulders to show that it was okay, but Rize had anxious eyes.

“Eujin, are you really okay? “If there is something the witch has asked you to do that requires you to put all other things aside… Well, if there is something like that, please tell us quickly. We will do our best to help you with what you need to do.”

“Isn’t this work urgent?”

“Because you can’t defy the witch.”

In response to my question, Rize shrugged his shoulders.

Even though she said it was a witch’s job, she just wanted to finish the job quickly and come visit her.

The reason was obvious. She was humiliated enough to make an emergency stop, so next time she will try to eat me.

But in reality, it was more of a light prank, and if you think about it, the witch could be seen as being friendly to me.

But whatever happened to her, Rize seemed to have quite a different impression of her witch. If she thought about it, the three members of the Lamia Clan who used to run errands for her were also very afraid of her.

“The witch is kind in her own way.”

“… Is that so? That could be true. Come on, let’s go. “Milia is waiting for you.”

Rize nodded her head with a shocked face and pulled her by my arm.

Rize seemed to be in quite a hurry. Or maybe she’s just anxious. She was waiting for me some distance away from the entrance to her dungeon.

The entrance to the dungeon was somewhat messy. The atmosphere is subtly different from when I came earlier.

“It seems like the atmosphere has changed a bit… Where are the guards?”

“Oh, you mean that?”

Rize laughed at my words.

“Thanks to Eugene’s help earlier, we were able to gain a foothold.”

“A gap?”

“Yes. Rumors quickly spread that love bugs are very bad for men. After that, the guards tried to get out somehow. “He said he had trouble standing because he had been hit by an arrow in his knee.”

“…”

That’s right.

Love bug. That was a shallow trick I pulled on the guards. I heard that they were being territorial and doing stupid things like restricting access, so I made their pants wet with my special skills of improving sensitivity and pleasure.

Rize, who had conspired with me in my scheme, had spread nonsense about being bitten by the love bug and that it could lead to premature ejaculation. Even I didn’t expect that Rize would even try to sell the antidote. When I think about it, it’s amazing.

“But antidote, what on earth are you selling? “It’s not poison in the first place, is it?”

“Oh my, did I really give you the antidote?”

“… Yes?”

Rize looked with a straight face.

“He used up a lot of energy in a short period of time, right? If you lose stamina in such a short period of time, toxins are created during the body’s recovery process, right? “Did I give you appropriate supplements to prevent those toxins from accumulating?”

“…”

I’m confused. It may seem like sophistry, but it doesn’t seem to be wrong at all. I felt like I had heard a similar story somewhere in modern times, but… No, it’s sophistry, right?

“Have you been selling nutritional supplements as detoxifiers?”

“I didn’t do that for nothing, right?”

When I was dumbfounded, Rize continued.

“Only if there is a solution will we be able to understand that the problem is real and serious. If people had just spread the word that there was a love bug, the rumor wouldn’t have spread like it has now. “Rumors will not be just rumors if we also say that the antidote has already been prepared.”

“Is that so?”

Even I am confused whether it is a sophistry or whether there is a deeper intention.

Anyway, the effect seemed certain. Right now, there aren’t even any guards in sight at the entrance to the dungeon.

Well, even if I get criticized, I will still sabotage my business. It would be much better than getting bitten by an unidentified bug and causing premature ejaculation.

“Anyway, thanks to Eugene, our collaborative clans are controlling access instead of the guards.”

Take control. The words were out of control and there was nothing different from usual. No, it actually feels like more people are coming in and out than usual.

But something feels off again.

“… There’s no man?”

“Rumors spread quickly. Nowadays, there is even talk that not only being bitten by a love bug can be dangerous, but even the smell that a love bug emits can be dangerous. Men are probably a bit sensitive to this aspect.”

Rize narrowed her eyes at me as she said that.

I see. The guild’s plan was to spread it. Although it may not be a very long time, it is a great feat.

The fact that the clan members standing guard are all women means that even the clan was deceived.

But I don’t know why those women are staring at me like that. Some were staring at my face, and some were looking lower. It’s so blatant that you can’t help but notice it.

“Eujin, go quickly!”

For some reason, Rize suddenly pulled my arm. In the dungeon, if you feel like you’re being pulled in because you’re happy, now you’re walking in a hurry, as if you have to leave this place quickly.

As soon as I pass by, I hear whispering behind me.

‘Why is that man fine…’

‘It looks the same, but there…’

‘How long can you endure the love bug…’

“… What are those women talking about?”

“Well, I don’t know? I can’t hear it!

By the way, Eugene! I couldn’t ask because it was the right time,

“What did you really do?”

Rize blatantly changed the topic. It’s amazing.

“… What do you mean?”

“I mean Lovebug. You didn’t really use those bugs, did you? Even though we spread the rumor, I still think you should know the full story.”

I kept my mouth shut.

Because of the circumstances, I used my abilities, but I had no intention of straight-up saying that there was such a thing. Especially for the shameless woman in front of me.

However, I didn’t have much confidence in winning an argument with a woman who was selling nutritional supplements just because I saw a loophole. If I get involved, I will only lose.

In that case, you have no choice but to use cheat keys here.

“That’s a spell I received from a witch.”

“Yes… Yes?”

I sold out the witch.

“It’s a magic I received from a witch a long time ago. “For some reason, the witch takes good care of me.”

“Well, I see. “Witch… Witch?!”

Rize’s face froze in shock, and she started gibbering.

“Oh my god, the witch had such tastes…”

“!”

Holy shit. I heard Rize mumbling and realized what I had said.

I said that a witch gave me a spell to make people horny and horny! So why did the witch give me that spell? Who is this magic given to someone to use?!

Rize let go of my arm that was subtly pulling on her. It seemed like there was a grand misunderstanding of the relationship between me and the witch…

“…”

Considering the witch’s relationship with me, I can’t really see it as a misunderstanding.

Let’s just leave it alone.

“Mr. Rize?”

“Oh, sorry! Let’s go!”

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Rize guided me deep into the guild. I went up the stairs several times after passing the sign saying no entry except for authorized personnel. I wonder where on earth I’m going. Rize seemed to read the confusion on my face and spoke to me.

“The road is a little complicated, isn’t it?”

“Aren’t you going to the same place you went last time?”

“No. We’re going to the ceiling of the dungeon.”

“The ceiling?”

Is there a place in the dungeon that could be called a ceiling? There is a sky, not a ceiling. A dungeon is a dungeon, but it is more like a different world.

Rize chuckled.

“That’s what it looks like from the outside. There have been several attempts to reveal the identity of the dungeon. There was even an attempt to observe the entire dungeon by digging into the ground from the top of the mountain. Although I failed. Just because we go through the bottom doesn’t mean we’ll fall into a dungeon. It’s just a mountain range. “It’s strange, isn’t it?”

After saying that, Rize muttered, ‘What on earth is a dungeon?’

I know what it is.

It is a place where goddesses and witches seal the fragments of foreign bodies and process their corpses into magic stones.

Rize continued.

“Anyway, there’s no reason to waste the space dug out like that, right? We are using it well for various purposes.”

Rize said that and guided us

At the end of the narrow stairs, there was a relatively wide hallway with lighting candles lined up on both sides.

“Eujin, if it were normal, you wouldn’t have come all the way here… But since you did such a great job in this matter, the guild leader said he would meet you in person.”

“… Is that so?”

“You don’t know how great this is.”

Of course. How do I know that?

Whether I was upset or not, Rize was muttering excitedly to herself.

“It’s clear that they want to give you a great reward. And since Eugene received such a great award, I, the person in charge, also…!”

“…”

Finally we arrived at the door. Rize took a few deep breaths and knocked on the door.

“My name is Rize from the reception desk. “I brought the person you mentioned.”

-Dalkak.

The door opened.

“Please come in.”

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I entered the guild leader’s office.

The office had a practical feel. There were no luxurious decorations or furniture, just plain furniture, documents, and conference chairs and tables.

A woman named Millia, whom I had seen before, and several people I had never met were sitting on the chair. Judging by the similar atmosphere, he seems to be a clan executive like Milia.

And there was a small elf sitting at the head table.

“…”

An elf with long white hair. However, the atmosphere is unusual. Her appearance is clearly young and beautiful, but should I say she looks tired or senile? The atmosphere is somehow difficult to talk to.

The elf looked at me and opened his mouth.

“Nice to meet you. This is my first time seeing it in person. “My name is Diana, and I am the guild master.”

“This is Eugene.”

Diana nodded her head and pointed to a chair on one side of her table. She did as she was told and sat down on her chair. This time, Rize started to fidget and spoke.

“Well, then, if you don’t want me to do anything else, I’ll just leave…”

Just a moment ago, they were talking about the reward, but now they are trying to skip it. Did you get nervous when you saw your boss?

Well, it’s not like I can’t understand it if the other person is not just a boss but has a position like the chairman.

“Rise. Make sure you stay too.”

“Me too?”

“You are the one who saw the whole story on the spot. Please stay and explain if you need any replenishment.”

“Yes, yes…!”

Rize couldn’t bear to sit down and stood behind me. The guild leader opened his mouth without paying any attention to whether Rize was talking or not.

“I heard that you were playing a minor prank at the entrance to the dungeon. “I’d like to know the details.”

“…”

I didn’t know you would ask that first.

What should I do? Should I tell the truth?

“Oh, I’m being presumptuous, but can I explain?”

Fortunately, Rize came forward. As Diana nodded, Rize continued her explanation.

“As you know, the guards decided to control access to the dungeon, but since they were doing unskilled work, various problems arose…”

I was amazed once again.

The security guard’s territoriality was due to insufficient control, and by taking some kind of action against the inadequate security guard, I helped preventive measures against greater chaos that could occur in the future…

This is how you can disguise the fact that you got angry at the security guards, framed them, and got them kicked out.

Or did he come forward on my behalf to hide the fact that he sold the antidote? This one seems more persuasive.

“Hmm…”

Diana grinned.

“It’s some kind of measure. There is no need to say it again. “I have a general idea of ​​what happened.”

“…”

Rize’s face turned red. Either way, Diana continued.

“I don’t know if you know, but there is magic detection equipment at the entrance. It is a device to prevent smuggling. Not many people try that these days, so it’s more of a decoration, but it still works. But…”

Diana said as she looked at something floating in the air.

“Nothing was detected.”

“…”

It feels like they are interrogating me somehow.

Rize was also feeling restless as the air was different from what she expected. She said that she would receive a big reward for her words, but she seemed embarrassed because it felt like she was interrogating me.

Maybe that’s why Rize came forward and made excuses on my behalf.

“Well, I guess it’s a magic that Eugene received from a witch…”

“She received magic from the witch?”

“Yes, but.”

“… The witch’s magic might be different. “His ability is something we cannot dare to understand.”

Diana looked at me intently and said.

I may not be a mind reader, but I do know that that elf doesn’t believe me. And that elf doesn’t seem to have any intention of hiding the fact that he doesn’t believe.

“Actually, there is something else I want to tell you, Eugene.”

Diana said, putting away her floating screen.

“What we asked Eugene to do was to find evidence of collusion and corruption at the arena. But he handed over the ownership of the arena to us.”

“I did.”

“…”

Diana stared at me silently and then opened her mouth.

“… I’ll start with the conclusion. “I think it would be a good idea to leave the city.”

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I was shocked. The first thing they called me and told me was to leave the city. As Rize said, I wasn’t expecting a reward, but what kind of situation is this?

“What does that mean?”

“Do you remember the request we gave you?”

“…”

Guild’s request. The request was to find evidence that the arena had caused the wave and that the administration and the church had colluded in the process.

Diana nodded her head at my explanation.

“That’s right.”

I was dumbfounded. You found it right, right?

“What clearer evidence is there than that woman? Didn’t she also send us the video of that woman causing trouble to us? Are you saying you don’t believe it?”

“… The problem is that the evidence is clear.”

Diana looked at me quietly and said.

“She committed two great crimes: blasphemy and the safety of the city. And…”

“And?”

And the conspirators are the Bureau and the Church.

Diana continued speaking with a sigh.

“The problem is that the two groups that are supposed to judge that woman’s crime are colluding with her. They will never admit that this happened.”

“…”

That’s it.

What happens if the person who will judge the crime is in league with the criminal? One thing is certain: the correct results will not come out.

Then a question arose. Then why did you ask me to do this in the first place?

“Then what was the guild’s request? Even if I look for evidence, isn’t it a meaningless action?”

“Not really.”

Diana shook her head.

“If Eugene had found lighter evidence like we initially asked for, they wouldn’t have tried to upset the situation like this. And we must have had that much time.”

“Time?”

“Yes.”

Diana continued.

“We didn’t just sit back and do nothing. In addition to Eugene, they were trying to collect evidence of the collusion from other directions, and at the same time, they were mobilizing their connections with the central government. “It is not possible to leave the decision to the parties to the agreement.”

“But now there is no time for that.”

“The administration and the church will soon learn that she has been detained. “They will try to overturn the board before our evidence is combined with the center.”

I asked Diana.

“Turn over the board?”

Diana nodded her head.

“The possibility of civil war has arisen.”

“!”

“They may start a civil war to secure or incinerate our evidence.”

A civil war between the administration, including the guards, the church, and guilds and clans. The scale was bigger than I thought.

Perhaps because of the weight of the word civil war, the air in the office became heavy.

“If you hadn’t acted like you did in the first place, this wouldn’t have happened.”

A stern-looking person of unknown gender, not sure if he was a man or a woman, intervened.

“I’m going to do what I’m told to do, but how on earth are you going to take responsibility?”

“Responsibility?”

I was shocked. Now you’re asking me to take responsibility? My head feels cold.

“They said the guild controls access. Then, of course, you should have known that the arena was bringing in materials to build suspicious facilities within the dungeon.”

“…”

“But I missed it. In the end, wasn’t it because you were negligent in monitoring that the arena was able to cause a wave? And aren’t you also responsible for the series of events that happened after that? But now you’re saying you’re going to hold me responsible?”

The stern-looking man flinched, probably not expecting me to retort. But he soon glares at me again.

“How dare you roll your eyes now…”

“‘Quiet.'”

“!”

A feeling of intimidation that could not be overcome by Diana’s small body weighed down the office. My skin is tingling as if some kind of magic has been used.

After telling her executive to shut up, Diana spoke again.

“Of course, the possibility of it actually leading to civil war is not that great.”

“… Why?”

“The guards and priests cannot be said to be organized troops. “You wouldn’t want to deal with people, even city dwellers who lived in the same city.”

Actually, there was a feeling like that. The guards guarding the dungeon entrance were on the verge of sabotage due to such a trivial move, so if you suddenly asked those people to deal with adventurers who were killing monsters, it didn’t seem like they would do it well.

Diana followed her words.

“Of course, that also applies here. Because clans are not mercenaries. “There is no need to mention the guild.”

“…”

“Anyway, they will try to do something easier.”

“Easy action?”

“Rather than starting a civil war, we would rather turn the tables on the evidence of our crimes.”

Diana looked at me intently as she said that. The meaning of that gaze was clear to her.

“Are you talking about me? That’s completely absurd…”

“You know that if you have the power to carry out deterrence, it won’t be deterrence. That’s why I told you that it would be better for Eugene to leave the city. “You are now in quite a dangerous situation.”

Diana continued her words with a sigh.

“If things go well, if we hide the fact that we have detained the owner of the arena for as long as possible, and they are left scrambling, we will have a chance of winning. In fact, we are moving in that direction. But Eugene, you personally may suffer harm in the process.”

“…”

“We will prepare your new identity here. I think it would be a good idea to change your face too. We will also provide you with the necessary funds to settle elsewhere. We would appreciate it if you thought of it as our own responsibility.”

Diana continued her words as she looked at something floating in the air.

“However, my current colleagues… Are all women. I think you should break up with these people. “It’s a shame, but there’s nothing we can do.”

“What?”

“Your colleagues may also be at risk. I don’t know how far they have figured it out, but considering the risk, it would be better for my colleagues to disappear as well.”

I closed my eyes. I needed time to organize my thoughts.

The elf called the guild leader also kept his mouth shut, as if he didn’t want to disturb my thoughts.

“…”

It was obvious, but it couldn’t be done. No matter what the goddess’s quest is, I have to break up with the kids?

“…”

But that doesn’t mean we can’t force children to experience dangerous situations.

In the end, the problem is all the guild’s fault, but arguing about it is a meaningless waste in many ways. Both mentally and timely.

In the end, the problem is the guild.

The guild has already failed to obtain justification once.

Even though it was due to an arena conspiracy, what happened. The fact that he failed to prevent the wave in advance meant that the guild lost its authority. Since there is no authority, they are obsessed with central connections and such.

… But what if there is another way?

I opened my eyes and saw an elf.

“In the end, doesn’t this mean that you people have already failed once and lack the authority to use that woman as evidence? Since there is a lack of authority, central connections and such are necessary.”

“… To be precise, I would say there is not enough time, but to sum it up, it would be like that.”

His eyes narrowed, perhaps because he was offended by the sarcasm, but his face hardened at my next words.

“What would you do if I could fill that authority?”

“How?”

“…”

I looked to the side for a moment. I guess it takes a while to tell those guys.

‘You can tell me.’

“!”

Telepathy!

‘We created a silent zone. What you say here won’t be leaked, so you can say it.’

Diana continued her words without even opening her mouth. Indeed, for an old elf, he is also skilled in magic.

I finally opened her mouth.

“I just need to become a saint.”