Chapter 53 – Hunters and Goblins (5)

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“Hey, you, you, that, pants, you, that,”

“Yu, Yujin? Stand, stand, no way…”

Lenny, whose legs are shaking, is about to collapse. All the blood has drained away, and the white skin seems to be transparent now.

Unlike Lenny, Yuri is a figure that has become a blush. His fingertips were still pointing at my groin, and his eyes were running frantically back and forth between my legs and face.

“You, you, you, you, goblins, are you excited to see goblins? You? Uh?”

“Yu, Yujin? Isn’t it? Isn’t it? It’s not like that, is it? Please… “

These guys are mistaking me for Goblin Park! No matter how shocking the sight is, even if you fall into a panic, how can you look at people like that!

“For a moment! I can explain!”

After….

I took a moment to catch my breath. At times like this, if even I get flustered, it’s over!

“You better explain quickly, quickly, or else, you,”

“Please tell me no… Please… Eugene-san… Eugene-it!!!!”

This, these things really… Made my tremors worse! Did you misunderstand me more because I didn’t say anything? No matter how much it is, I can’t stand this short moment!

“Hold still! Because I’m going crazy too!”

“What what what? Crazy? You think you’re going crazy?! Also you….!”

“Mr. Eugene… ! You really… ! No! Goddess! No… I don’t know!!!!”

A shrill scream escaped from Lenny’s throat. Lenny was covering her face with both of her hands. Like Munch’s scream. And then..

“Lenny?!”

Lenny suddenly ran into me. Hug me and do something Is this… “Purification”? Why is this?

“Oh, no… Why not?! Eugene… ! Purification! Purify!”

Lenny, who had been muttering incomprehensible words, was now on his knees trying to take off my pants…

“I have to clean it up!!!!!”

“Calm down!”

I grabbed Lennie’s shoulder and shook him until he couldn’t get out of his mind.

“Calm down, calm down! Calm down! Calm down!”

“Ouch! Arroll… Wow!”

…I shook it enough to make me sick. I really need to calm down. Anyway, thanks to Lenny, it left him a bit distraught. Now we can talk a little bit.

“Ruler. Lenny. Can you see me?”

“Eh…Eh?”

“Take a deep breath. Now take a deep breath! Whoa…Ha…Whoo…Ha…”

Controlling my breathing helped me to calm down somewhat.

“Whoa…Haa…Whoo…Haa…”

Lenny did as he was told. Thank god. This tendency to quietly listen to what I say is helpful at times like this. Anyway, from now on, you should clean your mouth well.

“Come on, Lenny. Think carefully. Have I ever been excited to see a monster while wandering around a dungeon? If I was the kind of guy who gets excited about seeing goblins, would the goddess really give me strength?”

“Eh… Eh?”

Lenny seemed to think about the past for a moment. What are you even thinking about! You have to answer right away!

“Lenny! Answer me!”

Lenny hesitated and answered only after he was yelled at.

“…Uh….Eww….Ah, no…?”

“Lenny! I’m really disappointed! You see me that way!”

It was understandable that I was panicking after seeing shocking sights in succession and then seeing my pants swell. Still, how much time did we spend together!

‘Lenny! I won’t care anymore if I turn into a blanket slime this time!’

When I shot it with such a meaning, Lenny sat down and turned into a tomato. I don’t like vegetables very much, but I’m glad this time.

“Sorry, sorry… “

I hugged her and whispered softly in her ear. Are you okay. Things like that happen, too. I understand everything because I saw something scary.

“Late. When I go back, I won’t sleep for two days… No, for a week.”

“Hick… !”

Lenny’s short scream.

A familiar sound you’ve always heard. I’m really happy and satisfied.

Hearing that scream makes me feel like everything is back to normal now.

How can a person’s scream be so pleasant to hear?

Seeing Lenny tremble makes her feel calmer and calmer. When I see Lenny’s face in her sex terror, I always feel something warm welling up in her heart.

“There won’t be time to eat… Or wash… Or rest.”

“Ah… Ah… Ah… “

“In the name of the Goddess, this is the declaration of an apostle. You will have to hold on.”

“Ah…No…No…!”

Lenny’s face has become a blank sheet again in the tomato.

“What are you doing?”

When I looked up at her, Yuri was staring at me with a sullen face. Come to think of it, this brazenness remained.

“Okay. You. You!”

“What am I?”

Fortunately, I’m not in a state of panic like before. He must have calmed down while watching the pitiful things he and Lenny were doing together.

But that’s it. I’ll have to follow up

“You! You asked for help exploring the dungeon, so you came here with me, so what? What do you see people as?”

“Ugh….”

“Think common sense! Who is excited about goblins?”

“You’re in the cave over there… And you too… “

“Kuh… !”

Okay. That issue hasn’t been resolved yet. Fortunately, my alter ego was already exhausted. Then…

“You, you don’t know, but I, a man, has something like that. There is such a thing as being excited when you see a shocking sight, regardless of your will! It’s a scientifically proven fact!”

“Suspicious… “

The panic subsided, but instead looked at it with suspicious eyes.

Yes, I know I’m being pushy! But a guy who doesn’t know the grace that helped me like this! You will be punished somehow later. Somehow!

“Hey! If I was a guy who was really excited about goblins, would I have killed a goblin like that?!”

“Ugh… “

“There should be a degree to being ungrateful! And are you talking nonsense? A brother?”

“…Uh…Sorry…”

It was only then that Yuri lowered his head as he fired at him. I don’t know what kind of fuss this is in front of the dungeon.

“Then be quiet now. Because I feel like my head is going to explode too. I need to organize my thoughts, so calm down and stay still.”

I wondered if the commotion had subsided until then, but Yuri suddenly started talking to Lenny.

“What do you mean the goddess gave you strength?”

…This! I said no mistake! By the way, when was that again?!

“That… That… I, there… “

Hesitant Lenny.

No, if you leave it alone, you will be 100% mistaken. I wish Lenny had that ability to improvise, but she could n’t tell that simple lie even in church because she’s a priest who listened to her try to steal my semen.

“…Later! I’ll talk to you later.”

“Perhaps…”

“I’m looking at dungeons. You never know what else will come out!”

“…Sheesh…”

I was going to sit down and rest for a while, leaving the two alone, but I heard a whisper.

“…But…The two of them…Really…Nothing…”

“…That, that’s…”

“…Goblin…Excitement…Really…Didn’t know… ?”

“…No way…”

“…You have to remember…It’s real…Dangerous…”

“…No way….”

Fortunately for the whispers, both appeared to be genuine. The content bothered me a little, but now wasn’t the time to pay attention to it. There must have been a reason why I was like this. I had to know why.

I’m definitely not a madman who gets excited about goblins. On Earth or here! I don’t even like hairy beasts like Furry! But what a goblin!

I’ve never had such an abnormal sexual desire! But why?

[ Crusader Respects Preference (E) ]
[ Description: The Crusader will respect multiple tastes. ]

Is it because of this characteristic? Then test again…

…

Looking back at the scene, I felt nothing but disgust. The goblin, and Whitebeard’s ugly split ass. Everyone was sick of it. Then my Johnson?!

No. Johnson, too, was unmoved.

Then my mind and body, both are normal.

No matter how much I thought about it, I didn’t think that trait had polluted my mind.

“…”

If you think about it, even though the goddess gave all kinds of cheat-like skills to the warriors, she never gave them abilities like mental pollution, such as hypnosis. If you read the nuances of the hints shown while writing, it’s safe to say that they rather hate it.

Well, I liked the attitude of the writer goddess who hates hypnosis and brainwashing, so I followed that stupid novel that didn’t give me rice cakes for months and waited for months.

If so, that trait wouldn’t have really broken my spirit. Above all, it is not the style of a goddess. She’s a goddess, although she tried to fuck me sometimes, she never really tried to kill me or anything.

And although she usually used to make me talk dirty, objectively she could say that the goddess is quite friendly to me.

It was the same when I just let it go around bypassing the penalty coming back to me as a trick, and it was the same when I saw the skill suggestion passed without much difficulty as long as the reason was properly matched.

Then why?

Why did you get stuck in that situation?

“…”

Was the story I was talking about to Yuri earlier true?

It is a story that a man can accidentally become aroused regardless of his will when he sees something shocking. Certainly, I remember seeing something similar on Internet news a long time ago.

But, really?

Is this really a coincidence?

Because you can be lucky, you can be unlucky?

…I don’t have enough information to draw any conclusions yet. Need to gather some more info…

-□□□□□□□!!!!!!!!!!

A scream echoed from the dungeon as if trying to cut off my thoughts.

“Brother!” “Mr. Eugene… !”

“Okay. I can hear you too. Stand back.”

The echoes were heard again. It was someone’s scream.

-□□□□□□□□!!!!

An old man was screaming in a breaking voice.

But the contents were unknown. A noisey voice, like when the bone-headed man opened his mouth in River Bridge.

“What the hell is that guy talking about?”

“They say ‘my goblin’?”

“… Can you understand what I mean?”

“Yes. It’s a bit embarrassing… But don’t you understand, Eugene?”

“… Let’s run away for now. I don’t think it should be here.”

“Yes.” “Okay.”